Kelly Clarkson Washes While Whizzing
Blender Magazine asked the tough questions to Kelly Clarkson. They asked her if she goes pee pee while washing herself in the shower. Kelly's answer? "Anybody who says they don’t pee in the shower is lying.”
Kelly is right. We all do it. Don't. Don't lie. Don't. We all do. I mean, you're standing there and the showerhead is raining on you. Your pee hole gets a little jealous, so it starts raining too. Everyone gets in on the fun and there's smiles everywhere!
I even get a sick satisfaction imagining my pee running down the drain, traveling through the pipes and pouring back out through another showhead on some random bitch's face. It's like we're all doing golden showers to each other. Sucio ass bitches. The lot of us!
P.S. - That Lady CaCa quote makes me want to vom, shit and piss in the shower.
VIA OK! Magazine
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rarely but yes. mostly during late night after sex showers.
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I dont think, I drink.
I love Kelly! I think she's awesome, and I totally watched American Idol last night for her...but I really don't piss in the shower. I use to, but ever since I saw Slackers when Jason Schwartzman pissed in the shower, and they showed it...it hasn't been the same for me.
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Thank gawd that guy who interviewed Kelly Clarkson was actually a professional who went to journalism school, or else he might have goofed it all up and asked her something stupid.
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It seems that she is dating online now. I saw her profile on dating site "bigbisexual.com" last week. It is said she is dating young black on that site.
Submitted by James Haven on Wed, 03/11/2009 - 11:52pm.
James Haven does not nor has he ever peed in a shower! That kind of behavior is unsanitary not to mention alittle off center.
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off centre you say?
aim or the dangle of the dingle?
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Wed, 03/11/2009 - 9:28pm.
Peeing in the shower? Really? Really? Don't you humans know how to use a litter box??? *disgusted look on tiger face*...
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snark: It's not right but it's ok.
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Submitted by Gigi-A-GoGo on Wed, 03/11/2009 - 11:38pm.
Just in case we ever become friends, i pee in the shower.
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snark: It's not right but it's ok.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fKr2n-9p7WM
James Haven does not nor has he ever peed in a shower! That kind of behavior is unsanitary not to mention alittle off center.
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Submitted by Sheeps on Wed, 03/11/2009 - 11:49pm.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Wed, 03/11/2009 - 11:44pm.
I have a long list of alibis.
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I do not, but there's a reason.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Wed, 03/11/2009 - 11:44pm.
I have a long list of alibis.
Submitted by Sheeps on Wed, 03/11/2009 - 11:42pm.
I wait till I get in your pool.
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I heard that you used the "I was in the pool!" alibi a lot.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
I wait till I get in your pool.
ITS ALL PIPES!!!
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Urine is not sterile once it passes through the urethra (it may have bacteria) and definitely not when it touches something else.
Gross. I never have peed in the shower. I need to ask that question before I use a friend's shower.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Wed, 03/11/2009 - 9:28pm.
Peeing in the shower? Really? Really? Don't you humans know how to use a litter box??? *disgusted look on tiger face*...
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oh don't even start with that, ass licker.
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Submitted by Kp on Wed, 03/11/2009 - 11:18pm.
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I pee in your shower as well. I'm not the one who pooped in your sink though.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
I pee in the shower. I cant lie. I'm such a lazy ass. If I have to pee right then I am not gonna feel like walking out to the toilet, getting my floor all wet and all the shit that goes a long with it.
I pee in the shower! I dont care...sometimes I just get into the shower and I have to pee what am I guna do get out dry myself, pee, whipe, then get back in? to much work...Im a multitasker :)
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Peeing in the shower? Really? Really? Don't you humans know how to use a litter box??? *disgusted look on tiger face*...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
I'll be thinking of Kelly Clarkson next time I pee in the shower. It's all wrong, but it's alright.
Submitted by _meh_ on Wed, 03/11/2009 - 9:19pm.
I only do it in rare occasions
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Stop lying!
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snark: It's not right but it's ok.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fKr2n-9p7WM
ALL THE SHOWER PEE-ERS SAY AAAAAAAAAAUU!
:whipers: auu
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snark: It's not right but it's ok.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fKr2n-9p7WM
jesus MK...! :)
I only do it in rare occasions when I really really have to go and I'm like in a hotel or something and I don't "know" the toilet anyway and don't own the shower. I don't enjoy doing it and feel guilty afterward.
Submitted by jussayin on Wed, 03/11/2009 - 9:06pm.
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Submitted by Sheeps on Wed, 03/11/2009 - 9:02pm.
Submitted by islandgirl on Wed, 03/11/2009 - 8:12pm.
Just stop with the codswallop shenanigans.
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I can't. It's an addiction, I tell ya! I blame it on the GG and Pit Bull. :))
damn it is 2009 LOL!
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Submitted by islandgirl on Wed, 03/11/2009 - 8:12pm.
Just stop with the codswallop shenanigans.
urine is sterile. it's not an antibiotic or an antifungal. otherwise why would we have all these medications if we could just pee on ourselves.
I'm sorry but it's 2008 and I can't stand to hear such medieval ass thought processes....I'm sorry for not being in the mood to hear such ignorance and I apologize for thinking it's ignorance but seriously people *shrugs* this is why we have sawed up pussies and moms with 14 children.
I also just read about that kid shooting up his school...and then that by 2012 there will be over 7 billion people and I just want to know when will the madness stop.
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What a dumbass. I don't pee in the shower. I stopped that when I got older, cause it's N-A-S-T-Y.
Submitted by jussayin on Wed, 03/11/2009 - 8:39pm.
I thought peeing in the shower was a way to treat athlete's foot. Someone got confused.
wow, people really believe you get athlete's foot from pissing in the shower?....*side eye*
if you think you have fungus in your urine, that's kinda scary.
if you have fungus in your genital area you need to go on and grab some Lotrimin because your feet are the least of your problems....
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Submitted by jiggywiddit on Wed, 03/11/2009 - 8:07pm.
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Titillated? Codswallop!
Submitted by islandgirl + EvilKirby,
I'm partial to glockenspiel.
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glockenspiel leaves me feeling titillated.
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Say no to men who wear barrettes!--KD
Not unless you're walking around like a crab naked.--LCT
EvilKirby, I'm partial to glockenspiel.
I would enjoy watching a porno of her getting corn-holed.
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Submitted by jiggywiddit on Wed, 03/11/2009 - 7:06pm.
Submitted by TITS on Wed, 03/11/2009 - 6:46pm.
and having someone come along, doubletake, and haul your nekkid ass up.
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and the pictures?
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Not on Facebook cuz my grandpa looks at my page.
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Submitted by EvilKirby on Wed, 03/11/2009 -
I'm pretty fond of doily, myself
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Sounds reeaallly dirty, don't it?
Nite-nite SICKITTEN! Before you go for drinks with Provo, let someone else know where you'll be...;-)
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Say no to men who wear barrettes!--KD
Not unless you're walking around like a crab naked.--LCT
I piss in the shower alll the time. Also, everyone picks their nose. Why can't we just publicly admit these things more often?? The Lady Gaga quote is ten times worse than anything kelly said.
Haha.. thanks! I'm pretty fond of doily, myself, now that i think about it!
"The last mosquito that bit me had to check into the Betty Ford clinic." -Patsy
Kelly Clarkson is not in my life and I am doing JUST fine.
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
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Hi peeps!
I just poked my head in to say hi before I quit work for the day, and I just wanted to say: I looooooooove to pee in the shower. It's one of life's little pleasures.
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The milk is straight up fucking filthy! -MK
Fish do it. That's enough for me!
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Tits, love you and Jiggy, but it is time to say goodnight. Bon Soir. Bonne Nuit.
See you guys tomorrow!
Submitted by TITS on Wed, 03/11/2009 - 7:07pm.
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Wed, 03/11/2009 - 7:03pm.
Fish do it. That's enough for me!
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Fish don't shower either.
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Funniest word? Circumnavigation.
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Is that where they cut the foreskin off?
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Say no to men who wear barrettes!--KD
Not unless you're walking around like a crab naked.--LCT
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Wed, 03/11/2009 - 7:03pm.
Fish do it. That's enough for me!
Funniest word? Circumnavigation.
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Tigerlilly exposed!!!1!
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Submitted by TITS on Wed, 03/11/2009 - 6:46pm.
and having someone come along, doubletake, and haul your nekkid ass up.
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and the pictures?
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Not on Facebook cuz my grandpa looks at my page.
FB page.
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Say no to men who wear barrettes!--KD
Not unless you're walking around like a crab naked.--LCT