Kelly Clarkson Washes While Whizzing
Blender Magazine asked the tough questions to Kelly Clarkson. They asked her if she goes pee pee while washing herself in the shower. Kelly's answer? "Anybody who says they don’t pee in the shower is lying.”
Kelly is right. We all do it. Don't. Don't lie. Don't. We all do. I mean, you're standing there and the showerhead is raining on you. Your pee hole gets a little jealous, so it starts raining too. Everyone gets in on the fun and there's smiles everywhere!
I even get a sick satisfaction imagining my pee running down the drain, traveling through the pipes and pouring back out through another showhead on some random bitch's face. It's like we're all doing golden showers to each other. Sucio ass bitches. The lot of us!
P.S. - That Lady CaCa quote makes me want to vom, shit and piss in the shower.
VIA OK! Magazine
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Submitted by EvilKirby on Wed, 03/11/2009 - 7:02pm.
I wanna know what the funniest word in the world is!
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"Doily" gets my vote.
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Say no to men who wear barrettes!--KD
Not unless you're walking around like a crab naked.--LCT
Submitted by TITS on Wed, 03/11/2009 - 6:49pm.
well... I don't take showers, they have problems with thier urinary tracts or kidneys to misjudge so badly that people HAVE to pee in the shower.. and pee all overthemselves while doing it.
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1. Hiya TTTAYS!
2. We are lazy, not infirm, and we do NOT pee all over ourselves. We skillfully squat directly over the drain, and send a perfectly aimed squirt into the drain.
No fuss, no muss.
Meanwhile, pping in the ocean/lakes/creeks, etc. is tacky.
*sniffs*
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Say no to men who wear barrettes!--KD
Not unless you're walking around like a crab naked.--LCT
I wanna know what the funniest word in the world is! Anybody actually picked up Blender that could just tell me?
"The last mosquito that bit me had to check into the Betty Ford clinic." -Patsy
Bella!
LOL!
Eddie was doing a gig in Iceland and was being interviewed by the local news. He asked the anchor why there were no double beds in his hotel, don't they ever have sex and she said something about "we only have sex in the winter...when it's dark."
He asked some local DJs about the weather (raining one minute, sunny the next) and they told him that they didn't have weather reports because it was always changing.
I also got to see the "Blue Lagoon"!!! Awesome place!!
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well... I don't take showers, and can't really see myself peeing in the bath water so meh.
Really though? How hard is it to towel dry and walk a few feet to the toilet if you absolutely can't hold it? This makes me think they have problems with thier urinary tracts or kidneys to misjudge so badly that people HAVE to pee in the shower.. and pee all overthemselves while doing it.
Mind you. I will pee in a lake or river no promblemo.
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Tigerlilly exposed!!!1!
http://www.dailymotion.com/user/fluffybunnykins666/video/x8l7lj_shes-a-t...
Submitted by Bella on Wed, 03/11/2009 - 6:45pm.
Thanks. Something to look into. She does not look Scandinavian, at least.
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Wed, 03/11/2009 - 6:13pm.
Getting up from the john and sliding in your water trail and whacking your head on the porcelain bowl. and having someone come along, doubletake, and haul your nekkid ass up.
So I've heard...
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and the pictures?
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Tigerlilly exposed!!!1!
http://www.dailymotion.com/user/fluffybunnykins666/video/x8l7lj_shes-a-t...
I don't pee in the shower that's sick. You could get athlete's foot from that nastiness. Piss in the pot like a normal person should.
I actually do not pee in the shower. That's figgin' disgustin'.
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Yes you do. Liar. You probably pee in the hot tub, jacuzzi and pool. Who do you think you're kidding? Dlisted, yo!
Sorry SICKKITTEN, I didn't notice your reply. I agree with you that Bjork looks like she could be of asian descent but I've never heard that she is...
But maybe she just has a very gullible father... like Jim Carrey in Me, myself and Irene ;)
I actually do not pee in the shower. That's figgin' disgustin'.
She's a beautiful woman.She's so gorgeous. I love her. I saw her profile with photos and videos at ___S e e k r i c h . c o m___ I also found her blog there.It's said that she's seeking for a rich man to be the BF ? Is that ture ???
Submitted by gyeah on Wed, 03/11/2009 - 6:03pm.
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Thank God. I was ready to quit this thread.
Bella never answered and I'm busy busting Provolone's chops in the power tool thread.
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Wed, 03/11/2009 - 6:13pm.
Submitted by vmbombshell on Wed, 03/11/2009 - 5:42pm.
what is seriously worse than sitting on the toilet seat with a wet ass??
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Getting up from the john and sliding in your water trail and whacking your head on the porcelain bowl. and having someone come along, doubletake, and haul your nekkid ass up.
So I've heard...
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:busted a gut:
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snark: It's not right but it's ok.
Submitted by Clarisse on Wed, 03/11/2009 - 5:30pm.
Mother Superior,
LOL! Thanks! I meant no disrespect to Bella or any other Icelander.
All of my cultural references come from Eddie Izzard. Italians ride vespas and say "Ciao", Icelanders only have sex in winter and the French...well....they can be a bit French.
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Non taken :) I'm definitely not sensitive when it comes to criticism and mockery of Icelanders (I agree with it in most cases). But I don't know where Eddie got his information about the weather reports because Icelanders are fucking obsessed with the weather!!!
Submitted by vmbombshell on Wed, 03/11/2009 - 5:42pm.
what is seriously worse than sitting on the toilet seat with a wet ass??
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Getting up from the john and sliding in your water trail and whacking your head on the porcelain bowl. and having someone come along, doubletake, and haul your nekkid ass up.
So I've heard...
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Say no to men who wear barrettes!--KD
Not unless you're walking around like a crab naked.--LCT
I love Kelly C. I know people like to bust on her 'cause she can't dress, but I think she's very talented and seems genuine.
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"Mah pussy's hangin' out!"
Oh Gurl, I Know, I soo totally admit to it I mean I don't have a shower, I only have a tub so I guess I kind of just... AutoGoldenShower on my... self, witch you know in health prevention is a good thing, so I'm just taking care of my needs ok so ya'll just back off! Golden Showers ....... they are......no AutoGoldenShowers are the BOMB...i'm just sayin'...
she gets less attractive every year...
www.thatshideous.com
Submitted by vmbombshell on Wed, 03/11/2009 - 5:42pm.
Isnt it the worst when youre showering and realize you have to number 2? So you get your wet ass out of the shower and what is seriously worse than sitting on the toilet seat with a wet ass??
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Dropping a deuce in the shower perhaps?
the DUDE! abides...
Submitted by SICKITTEN on Wed, 03/11/2009 - 5:54pm.
I know this girl who's half Seneca. If you see a picture of us together she looks like a plain white girl and i look like the native american. She's very beautiful but unless you know her personally can't tell she's half.
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snark: It's not right but it's ok.
Submitted by Mother Superior on Wed, 03/11/2009 - 5:46pm.
Bella!!!!
Where are you from?
My friend is from Kopavogur :D I'm planning to come soon from my island(s), UK, to yours!
Gott kvöld :)
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Gott kvöld to you too :)
I live in Reykjavik.
It's good to know that not everybody in the UK hate our guts after the mess that those idiot bankers left there...
When will you be visiting?
1. There's nothing wrong w. her nose
2. There's nothing wrong w. a black man's nose.
What the hell kind of comment is that?
Right...we should all have those tiny, shaved down freak-ass looking noses that are so popular amongst the bobblehead set.
ANYway, I love that I can come here and talk about peeing in the shower, Bjork, and foot fungus all at once. hahaha
Also, I can honestly say I've never peed in the shower!
I pee in the shower.
Hey, it saves toilet paper! You kill two birds with one stone! Pee, then wash it off! Dang!
"Either listen closely or buy the Cliff's Notes!"
I guess it's better than having a floater in the bathtub.
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
Submitted by mike on Wed, 03/11/2009 - 5:45pm.
Gotta love a horny toad. or is it Jess?
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Say no to men who wear barrettes!--KD
Not unless you're walking around like a crab naked.--LCT
I've never heard that she has mixed heritage... her father at least has a very typical Icelandic name.
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Yeah, but just look at her. I'm part Inuit but only someone who knows could tell. She really looks Inuit, right?
Submitted by SICKITTEN on Wed, 03/11/2009 - 5:43pm.
Submitted by Bella on Wed, 03/11/2009 - 5:40pm.
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Yeah but she is part Inuit, right?
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I've never heard that she has mixed heritage... her father at least has a very typical Icelandic name.
Bella!!!!
Where are you from?
My friend is from Kopavogur :D I'm planning to come soon from my island(s), UK, to yours!
Gott kvöld :)
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Grmpf.
Submitted by vmbombshell on Wed, 03/11/2009 - 5:42pm.
LOL!! True! And after the controversy about pissing in the shower, number 2 is not an option!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
I thought the pictures and quotes on the cover of a magazine were supposed to make you want to buy the magazine?
Submitted by SICKITTEN on Wed, 03/11/2009 - 5:41pm.
Thanks so much! I'll try it.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by Bella on Wed, 03/11/2009 - 5:40pm.
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Yeah but she is part Inuit, right?
She has to be. Looks so Asian.
Isnt it the worst when youre showering and realize you have to number 2? So you get your wet ass out of the shower and what is seriously worse than sitting on the toilet seat with a wet ass??
May I pick your brain? Do you know anything about "Embarrassing Toenail Fungus"? Will the stuff for fake-nail fungus work on real nail fungus? I know. Ew. Sorry!
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Go right ahead. I'm an avid reader and a little bit older than you, I'm sure.
There's that Lamisil and there are pills you can take but my friend who had the fucked up pinky toe nail that was riddled with fungus used the tincture (so did I, as the ringworm infested there)and the toe nail came back to normal. The Lamisil pills cause the worst runs, to boot. Just hit the effected area with that tincture and you will see. It seeps in and it works!
Submitted by SICKITTEN on Wed, 03/11/2009 - 5:07pm.
Well I for one am not a fan of Bjork music wise... Apart from her more early stuff with the Sugarcubes, some of that is ok...
She's definitely "eccentric", my brother in law used to ride the same bus as she when she was a kid and she used to get up and sing for the people on the bus.
Submitted by Clarisse on Wed, 03/11/2009 - 5:30pm.
Mother Superior,
LOL! Thanks! I meant no disrespect to Bella or any other Icelander.
---------> I know! :D
All of my cultural references come from Eddie Izzard. Italians ride vespas and say "Ciao", Icelanders only have sex in winter and the French...well....they can be a bit French.
--------> Spot on!
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Grmpf.
Submitted by SICKITTEN on Wed, 03/11/2009 - 5:31pm.
That nail fungus tincture for when people get fungus under their fake nails worked immediately. It seeps right in unlike the creams that just sit right on top. Just hit a beauty supply to get it.
May I pick your brain? Do you know anything about "Embarrassing Toenail Fungus"? Will the stuff for fake-nail fungus work on real nail fungus? I know. Ew. Sorry!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Ah the mental image of MK giving golden showers through the showerHEAD and through the pipes? PRICELESS?! Sucio is right! Hahhahaha, LOL!
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
Submitted by SICKITTEN on Wed, 03/11/2009 - 5:31pm.
I volunteered in a shelter that was loaded with ringworm at a point.
That nail fungus tincture for when people get fungus under their fake nails worked immediately. It seeps right in unlike the creams that just sit right on top. Just hit a beauty supply to get it.
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I'm not planning on going back to that gym or getting ringworm anytime soon but it's always good to know, thank you!
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snark: It's not right but it's ok.
LOL!! i seriously dont think he'd fit in an avie, i'd have to request Tigerlily avi dimensions. Maybe i can just get his fat ass face. But his head is small. He's like, you know when you first learn to roll a joint? it's really thin in the middle and bust out fat in the middle? liek that.
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post a link. something. come on.
I'm still waiting on the Icelander, too.
That fucking ringworm i got from the gym took for fucking eeeeeeever. I was using an over the counter cream then decided to take my ringwormed ass to the doctor and whatever they gave me worked way fast but i was applying that stuff 3 or 4 times a day. It was hell.
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I volunteered in a shelter that was loaded with ringworm at a point.
That nail fungus tincture for when people get fungus under their fake nails worked immediately. It seeps right in unlike the creams that just sit right on top. Just hit a beauty supply to get it.
Submitted by SICKITTEN on Wed, 03/11/2009 - 5:26pm.
Yikes, I just thought of pee porno. Sick me. I really am Sickitten
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oh oops ahahha it was too far away from my beach & jellyfish story to make the connection!! What the world might think! my poor mother!
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snark: It's not right but it's ok.
Mother Superior,
LOL! Thanks! I meant no disrespect to Bella or any other Icelander.
All of my cultural references come from Eddie Izzard. Italians ride vespas and say "Ciao", Icelanders only have sex in winter and the French...well....they can be a bit French.
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Submitted by SICKITTEN on Wed, 03/11/2009 - 5:24pm.
He so fat he'd bust your monitor =(
---Fuck Brit. Have lard ass as avi, please
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LOL!! i seriously dont think he'd fit in an avie, i'd have to request Tigerlily avi dimensions. Maybe i can just get his fat ass face. But his head is small. He's like, you know when you first learn to roll a joint? it's really thin in the middle and bust out fat in the middle? liek that.
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snark: It's not right but it's ok.
My parents would not pee on you if you were in a tub and body full stung with jellyfishies!
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Yikes, I just thought of pee porno. Sick me. I really am Sickitten
Submitted by SICKITTEN on Wed, 03/11/2009 - 5:22pm.
For foot fungus (athlete's foot), ringworm and jock itch, you will have best results if you get that tea tree oil for nail fungus in liquid form. Creams take forever to work. I know from volunteering in animal shelters.
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That fucking ringworm i got from the gym took for fucking eeeeeeever. I was using an over the counter cream then decided to take my ringwormed ass to the doctor and whatever they gave me worked way fast but i was applying that stuff 3 or 4 times a day. It was hell.
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snark: It's not right but it's ok.
He so fat he'd bust your monitor =(
---Fuck Brit. Have lard ass as avi, please
Submitted by SICKITTEN on Wed, 03/11/2009 - 5:17pm.
I only figured between the hot water and the soap, facial cleanser, shampoo and conditioner, that the pee was long washed away by the end of the shower.
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There is nothing on the net to say anything about urine stains in the shower and if the smell stays in it.
Your view does make sense, don't get me wrong.
Anybody got a chemistry laboratory to find out? :)
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Grmpf.
My parents would not pee on you if you were in a tub and body full stung with jellyfishies!
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snark: It's not right but it's ok.