Kelly Clarkson Washes While Whizzing
Blender Magazine asked the tough questions to Kelly Clarkson. They asked her if she goes pee pee while washing herself in the shower. Kelly's answer? "Anybody who says they don’t pee in the shower is lying.”
Kelly is right. We all do it. Don't. Don't lie. Don't. We all do. I mean, you're standing there and the showerhead is raining on you. Your pee hole gets a little jealous, so it starts raining too. Everyone gets in on the fun and there's smiles everywhere!
I even get a sick satisfaction imagining my pee running down the drain, traveling through the pipes and pouring back out through another showhead on some random bitch's face. It's like we're all doing golden showers to each other. Sucio ass bitches. The lot of us!
P.S. - That Lady CaCa quote makes me want to vom, shit and piss in the shower.
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Ok if you have feet fungus and you peen in the shower, would that help?
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Madonna went on TV saying this.
For foot fungus (athlete's foot), ringworm and jock itch, you will have best results if you get that tea tree oil for nail fungus in liquid form. Creams take forever to work. I know from volunteering in animal shelters.
Submitted by SICKITTEN on Wed, 03/11/2009 - 5:18pm.
Post some pics of lard ass, wouldya?
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He so fat he'd bust your monitor =(
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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Wed, 03/11/2009 - 5:07pm.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Wed, 03/11/2009 - 5:05pm.
From our friends at Wiki:
"Except in cases of kidney or urinary tract infection (UTI), urine is virtually sterile and nearly odorless. Subsequent to elimination from the body, urine can acquire strong odors due to bacterial action."
So, peeing on your feet in the shower isn't cleaning them?
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Pick up your socks and drop your slots, we're going to a party.
Submitted by Clarisse on Wed, 03/11/2009 - 5:14pm.
Ok. Who is the Icelander???
Do you really only have sex in the winter?? Do you really not have weather reports? Is fish really the only thing on your menu??
*damn you Eddie Izzard!*
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It's Bella!
Yes, Icelandic people have sex in winter. I was dating one.
They have loads of disgusting imported food from Denmark too.
Not sure about the water, but there is plenty around the country. :D
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Submitted by islandgirl on Wed, 03/11/2009 - 5:16pm.
I don't know about foot fungus, but it helps if you have a jellyfish sting.
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OK!!! when i was little we'd go to the ocean and sometimes there was a lot of jellyfish and did you think my parents were in any way worried about that shit??? NO. They were so damn ignorant to jellyfish! Me hierve el buche de gusanos!! >=(
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-"Submitted by Team KFed on Wed, 03/11/2009 - 4:38pm."
I do that too and I have to mop the floor every time. Only when I'm particularly lazy, I dare to pee inside the shower.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
Submitted by gyeah on Wed, 03/11/2009 - 5:16pm.
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Post some pics of lard ass, wouldya?
mitted by riverchic on Wed, 03/11/2009 - 5:14pm.
devilgirl:
The kitty in your avie looks JUST like the one I used to have! I had to give her away cause I moved :(
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That's my Wasabi. She is a dear.
Too bad you had to give your kitty away. Sadness! : (
Our kitten Isabella had her first shower today. I started the water and she jumped in, then couldn't get out. She hauled ass out of there once I opened the curtain for her. Poor little wet thing! She won't try that again!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
I only figured between the hot water and the soap, facial cleanser, shampoo and conditioner, that the pee was long washed away by the end of the shower.
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Thank You Stoney
Submitted by Stock Broker on Wed, 03/11/2009 - 4:55pm.
Everywhere! Busy with work + I'm doing some classes
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Brand, Jen, and Angelina sing about love
http://youtube.com/watch?v=baSNJpfpjbE
Submitted by SICKITTEN on Wed, 03/11/2009 - 5:15pm.
oh. Okay. I know how to give a cat a bath in the tub without freaking them. Fill a container from the sink with water and rinse them off. Never run the tub with them in it. Throw in some floatable toys to distract them. Drape a towel over the tub wall so they have traction if they freak.
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Oh god i have given my cat a bath in the tub but that lard ass FUCKS ME UP.
I've stopped, he won.
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Submitted by gyeah on Wed, 03/11/2009 - 5:15pm.
Ok if you have feet fungus and you peen in the shower, would that help?
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I don't know about foot fungus, but it helps if you have a jellyfish sting.
Submitted by SICKITTEN on Wed, 03/11/2009 - 5:10pm.
It's the crystals in the urine that do stay in the bath tub just like they stay in the loo.
Bleech only fades it, vinegar dissolves it.
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Yeah but you usually pee first from the sensation of the water, then the next 5 mins are deluged with water and soap from the shower, so the pee is long gone. Am I right?
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I am not going to say no to this because I'm not an expert. Let's do some research on this, it's interesting! :D
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Submitted by milash on Wed, 03/11/2009 - 5:14pm.
I never pee in the shower and I'm not lying.
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You should. It's glorious.
I have ED with GaGa's songs.
Ok if you have feet fungus and you peen in the shower, would that help?
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Im a Princess,
Yeh, the ole "If it's yellow, let it mellow. If it's brown, flush it down!"
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My tub is brand new i don;t wash it everyday because i pee in the shower i wash it everyday because i leave a ring ..and the cat.
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oh. Okay. I know how to give a cat a bath in the tub without freaking them. Fill a container from the sink with water and rinse them off. Never run the tub with them in it. Throw in some floatable toys to distract them. Drape a towel over the tub wall so they have traction if they freak.
devilgirl:
The kitty in your avie looks JUST like the one I used to have! I had to give her away cause I moved :(
Ok. Who is the Icelander???
Do you really only have sex in the winter?? Do you really not have weather reports? Is fish really the only thing on your menu??
*damn you Eddie Izzard!*
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I never pee in the shower and I'm not lying.
I only figured between the hot water and the soap, facial cleanser, shampoo and conditioner, that the pee was long washed away by the end of the shower.
I never realized urine could be so controversial!
Submitted by SICKITTEN on Wed, 03/11/2009 - 5:07pm.
Wow, a real Icelander!
What do you guys think of Bjork?
A crazy Eskimo?
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I for once am glad Bjork decided to meddle in her own country's affairs and stop sticking her nose in others ::tumbs up::
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Submitted by riverchic on Wed, 03/11/2009 - 5:08pm.
God I missed dlisted! It's the only place people can get together and discuss the pros & cons of peeing in the shower!
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And, sharting in the bathtub in the Chris Brown thread. MK started it.
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It's the crystals in the urine that do stay in the bath tub just like they stay in the loo.
Bleech only fades it, vinegar dissolves it.
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Yeah but you usually pee first from the sensation of the water, then the next 5 mins are deluged with water and soap from the shower, so the pee is long gone. Am I right?
Submitted by SICKITTEN on Wed, 03/11/2009 - 5:02pm.
You must have an old, porous tub then. Try filling a squirt bottle with 1/4 bleach, water and anti-bacterial soap (2 drops) and you won't have to scrub so much.
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My tub is brand new i don;t wash it everyday because i pee in the shower i wash it everyday because i leave a ring ..and the cat.
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God I missed dlisted! It's the only place people can get together and discuss the pros & cons of peeing in the shower!
Submitted by RufusR on Wed, 03/11/2009 - 5:01pm.
I'm not stupid. Water does not sanitize piss, so even if you have the water running, it can still stink of pee.
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You're right.
It's the crystals in the urine that do stay in the bath tub just like they stay in the loo.
Bleech only fades it, vinegar and Cola dissolve it.
Here: http://wiki.answers.com/Q/How_do_you_get_rid_of_urine_stains_in_the_toil...
And no, toilet cleaning is not my profession :P
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Submitted by Im a Princess on Wed, 03/11/2009 - 4:52pm.
Submitted by platypus on Wed, 03/11/2009 - 4:47pm.
A lot of water could be saved if everyone peed in the shower
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True- at my house we only flush once per day...to conserve water. Well, except for shit...if you shit you gotta flush!
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ITA. To quote Bernie Focker: "If it's yellow, let it mellow. If it's brown, send it down."
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Wed, 03/11/2009 - 5:05pm.
From our friends at Wiki:
"Except in cases of kidney or urinary tract infection (UTI), urine is virtually sterile and nearly odorless. Subsequent to elimination from the body, urine can acquire strong odors due to bacterial action."
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That's not necessarily true. Morning piss doesn't smell too crisp linen fresh right out of the pee-tube.
I´ve never thought of that... Here in Iceland people are so wasteful of water since there's plenty of it (at least for now...) and it has been said that because of the amount of water we use to flush, that our toilet water would qualify as drinking water in some countries...
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Wow, a real Icelander!
What do you guys think of Bjork?
A crazy Eskimo?
Submitted by RufusR on Wed, 03/11/2009 - 5:01pm.
Sorry Rufus i was really joking.
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From our friends at Wiki:
"Except in cases of kidney or urinary tract infection (UTI), urine is virtually sterile and nearly odorless. Subsequent to elimination from the body, urine can acquire strong odors due to bacterial action."
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Sorry fellow cat lover. I was being a dick.
Really though, if ya pee and then shampoo and soap up, the piss is long gone.
Again, sorry for calling you a dumb-dumb.
Then why don't toilets smell like piss? I clean my toilet only once a week and it don't stink and there's only water in that mother!
Submitted by Im a Princess on Wed, 03/11/2009 - 4:52pm.
Submitted by platypus on Wed, 03/11/2009 - 4:47pm.
A lot of water could be saved if everyone peed in the shower
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True- at my house we only flush once per day...to conserve water. Well, except for shit...if you shit you gotta flush!
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I´ve never thought of that... Here in Iceland people are so wasteful of water since there's plenty of it (at least for now...) and it has been said that because of the amount of water we use to flush, that our toilet water would qualify as drinking water in some countries...
Submitted by Stock Broker on Wed, 03/11/2009 - 4:55pm.
I would hate to be the dude that showers with Kelly C.
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Explains why we haven't seen any gossip about her having a lover!
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Submitted by RufusR on Wed, 03/11/2009 - 5:01pm.
I'm not stupid. Water does not sanitize piss, so even if you have the water running, it can still stink of pee. Maybe you've gotten used to the stink and just don't smell it anymore.
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Yes, pee can stink, but if it flows down the drain why would you still smell it? Are you peeing all AROUND the tub while you pee? Have you ever had your pee examined? If it smells that bad and makes every surface you pee on reek of piss even after it's rinsed you might have a pee problem.
Submitted by RufusR on Wed, 03/11/2009 - 4:49pm.
Peeing in the shower is a good way to get a stinky tub. Unless you clean your shower regularly, don't do it or it'll start to smell like piss.
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I have to scrub my tub clean every single time i take a bath or shower because i always leave a ring around the tub (bonner's soap ;)) and also i have a particular cat who loves to hang out and drink water from the tub tap. I have no choice, but every time i go in my bathroom i smile its so clean in there.
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You must have an old, porous tub then. Try filling a squirt bottle with 1/4 bleach, water and anti-bacterial soap (2 drops) and you won't have to scrub so much.
I do, but I don't stand up. :)
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True- at my house we only flush once per day...to conserve water. Well, except for shit...if you shit you gotta flush!
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--------> In other words: If it's yellow, let it mellow. If it's brown, flush it down. :)
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I'm not stupid. Water does not sanitize piss, so even if you have the water running, it can still stink of pee. Maybe you've gotten used to the stink and just don't smell it anymore.
Submitted by SICKITTEN on Wed, 03/11/2009 - 4:58pm.
Not when the water is running, dumb-dumb.
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I was going to call you a dumb ass too but decided to make a short story long =P
edit: ^^comment meant for Rufus
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Submitted by RufusR on Wed, 03/11/2009 - 4:49pm.
Peeing in the shower is a good way to get a stinky tub. Unless you clean your shower regularly, don't do it or it'll start to smell like piss.
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Someone you know must have piss like acid cto leave a smell in your shower!
Submitted by Im a Princess on Wed, 03/11/2009 - 4:50pm.
The gym shower thing...I too have thought of that so I wear flip flops if I'm going to use the shower...
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i put flip flops on if i even think of the gym, a few years ago i got ringworm from using gym towels might have been the steam room too. Fucking nasty disguisting ::puke::
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Submitted by RufusR on Wed, 03/11/2009 - 4:49pm.
Peeing in the shower is a good way to get a stinky tub. Unless you clean your shower regularly, don't do it or it'll start to smell like piss.
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Do you actually have the shower GOING when you piss in yours? I pee in the shower every morning and it doesn't smell like piss.
Lay off the asparagus dude.
Submitted by RufusR on Wed, 03/11/2009 - 4:49pm.
Peeing in the shower is a good way to get a stinky tub. Unless you clean your shower regularly, don't do it or it'll start to smell like piss.
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Not when the water is running, dumb-dumb.
Submitted by RufusR on Wed, 03/11/2009 - 4:49pm.
Peeing in the shower is a good way to get a stinky tub. Unless you clean your shower regularly, don't do it or it'll start to smell like piss.
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I have to scrub my tub clean every single time i take a bath or shower because i always leave a ring around the tub (bonner's soap ;)) and also i have a particular cat who loves to hang out and drink water from the tub tap. I have no choice, but every time i go in my bathroom i smile its so clean in there.
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snark: It's not right but it's ok.