Kelly Clarkson Washes While Whizzing
Blender Magazine asked the tough questions to Kelly Clarkson. They asked her if she goes pee pee while washing herself in the shower. Kelly's answer? "Anybody who says they don’t pee in the shower is lying.”
Kelly is right. We all do it. Don't. Don't lie. Don't. We all do. I mean, you're standing there and the showerhead is raining on you. Your pee hole gets a little jealous, so it starts raining too. Everyone gets in on the fun and there's smiles everywhere!
I even get a sick satisfaction imagining my pee running down the drain, traveling through the pipes and pouring back out through another showhead on some random bitch's face. It's like we're all doing golden showers to each other. Sucio ass bitches. The lot of us!
P.S. - That Lady CaCa quote makes me want to vom, shit and piss in the shower.
VIA OK! Magazine
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Platypus!!! ~ where have you been???
On Topic: I would hate to be the dude that showers with Kelly C.
WHAT!?!?! I got a good laugh out of that GAGA quote! (hahahahahaha!)
Submitted by platypus on Wed, 03/11/2009 - 4:47pm.
A lot of water could be saved if everyone peed in the shower
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True- at my house we only flush once per day...to conserve water. Well, except for shit...if you shit you gotta flush!
Submitted by joe shmoe on Wed, 03/11/2009 - 4:34pm.
Thanks darlin'
(Call me)
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Grmpf.
LOL, funny thread. I have done it, I will admit. Though usually I can wait but there are times...well you gotta do it.
The gym shower thing...I too have thought of that so I wear flip flops if I'm going to use the shower...
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... I actually read the Blender Cover.. That's some severe form of narcissism..
Fixed the typo..
But i'd probably "Poke Her Face" to shut her up, nice, slow, and hard.. My roomie thought that was the actual lyric.
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Submitted by JennyBoom on Wed, 03/11/2009 - 4:31pm.
WAIT!!! What did Lady Pre-Op say???
Or am i that out of it???
I prefer "Labia Lickin' Lady" over his obnoxious shouts of "Hot LEZZZZZBIAN Love!"
I prefer "Labia Lickin' Lady" over his obnoxious shouts of "Hot LEZZZZZBIAN Love!"
Dude, the sound of running water triggers the pee pee reflex. We can't help it. If you forgot to pee first thing in the morning and then you step into that shower and hear and the sprinkes, you just gotta go!
I have always done it except 1) in public areas b/c...ew and 2) in this one shower in one of my apartments that had a messed up drain that would always clog up no matter how much draino I threw down that bitch. I remember a couple times I'd really really need to pee but could not deal emotionally or mentally with the fact that the pee would be festering down there on the floor of my shower before slowly working its way down the drain. Yech.
Peeing in the shower is a good way to get a stinky tub. Unless you clean your shower regularly, don't do it or it'll start to smell like piss.
A lot of water could be saved if everyone peed in the shower
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Brand, Jen, and Angelina sing about love
http://youtube.com/watch?v=baSNJpfpjbE
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... I actually read the Blender Cover.. That's some severe form of narcissism..
But i'd probably "Poke Her Face" to shut her up, nice, slow, and hard.. my roomie that that was the actual lyric.
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Submitted by JennyBoom on Wed, 03/11/2009 - 4:31pm.
WAIT!!! What did Lady Pre-Op say???
Or am i that out of it???
I prefer "Labia Lickin' Lady" over his obnoxious shouts of "Hot LEZZZZZBIAN Love!"
"Your pee hole gets a little jealous, so it starts raining too."
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
"Our lives would suck without her?" Really? REALLY?!!! Cause she mostly makes me want to stuff knitting needles in my ears. Fucking Blender.
Submitted by Stock Broker on Wed, 03/11/2009 - 4:39pm.
My life would sux less if Kelly Clarkson was on a boat in the Bermuda Triangle.
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Bwahahahahahahaha!!!!
LOL...peeing in the shower...sometimes when I'm at the beach and don't feel like walking to the disgusting public restrooms, I'll pee in the ocean,lol...don't hate..you've all done it and have secretly enjoyed that warm sensation afterwards too,lmao!
***"At your age, you're going to have a lot of urges. You're going to want to take off your clothes, and touch each other. But if you do touch each other, you will get chlamydia... and die." ***
Why do we need to know her toiletry habits?
Why can't an entertainer simply talk about the latest project with discussing personal habits?
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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One more good reason for me to stick to taking baths!
Anybody else wanna know what Amy Poehler thinks is the funniest word? That's the only article worth reading on that cover~
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'K, MAH PUSSY IS HANGING OUT!
http://www.myspace.com/luscious_t_999
you know, pee, esp. like first thing in the am, is supposed to cure athletes foot.
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
My life would sux less if Kelly Clarkson was on a boat in the Bermuda Triangle.
I've never been able to pee in the shower. I always jump out - and get water everywhere - to pee in the toliet. I've got some weird phobia of getting a previous unknown to medicine food disease from standing in my own pee.
I know. Stupid.
You must die. I alone am best.
Man, I am such a dumb fuck, I kept looking for poster Lady Pre-Op! Finally I got the joke. God I am DUMB!
Lmao!
Sometimes I pee in the shower, but mostly I can't wait. As soon as I turn the shower on I need immediate pee times and the water hasn't warmed up yet.
Very pretty lady that Kelly.
LMAO @ Lady Pre Op
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Get the cream
Submitted by Mother Superior on Wed, 03/11/2009 - 4:29pm.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Wed, 03/11/2009 - 4:25pm.
Submitted by Mother Superior on Wed, 03/11/2009 - 4:22pm.
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Oh my! Sorry to hear that. You're very fetching, nevertheless :)
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Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
~Mark Twain
Ed: Evidently Mr Twain never envisaged the Playboy Mansion.
Bella - "I knew I had good reason for showering at home instead of the gym after a workout..."
LOL!!! Thats sooo effing NASTY!
I pee in the shower but not in the tub =X
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snark: It's not right but it's ok.
Yeah, she should totally run out and carve up her nose to look like everyone else.
WAIT!!! What did Lady Pre-Op say???
Or am i that out of it???
I prefer "Labia Lickin' Lady" over his obnoxious shouts of "Hot LEZZZZZBIAN Love!"
I can honestly say that I've never even considered peeing in the shower. Is it really that common, both among men and women? I knew I had good reason for showering at home instead of the gym after a workout...
She has the ugliest nose I've ever seen, so clunky and almost a black man's nose. She's just a fug!
Where's Justin Guarini?
Submitted by joe shmoe on Wed, 03/11/2009 - 4:25pm.
Submitted by Mother Superior on Wed, 03/11/2009 - 4:22pm.
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Mother Superior, I don't like to pry, but what are those horns on your forehead?
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As an icon of insatiable fashion and unique hair art, I must remind all that my head bush was once thieved in the 1990, one hundred years after my portrait was taken. Prodigy anyone?
Here is the proof: http://content.expressen.se/blog/09/04/94/tabac/images/prodigy.jpg
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Grmpf.
That was a little TMI from Ms. Clarkson....
Haha she's totally right.
Thanks MK for bringing the p.s to my attention. She is such a dumbfuck!
I feel sorry for her music!
"I even get a sick satisfaction imagining my pee running down the drain, traveling through the pipes and pouring back out through another showhead on some random bitch's face. It's like we're all doing golden showers to each other. Sucio ass bitches. The lot of us!"
Seriously dude, I love you. That's the exact same reasoning I use for pissing in the shower too. Genius.
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Well I like Colin. I'd let him jizz on my tattas anyday. - UKer.
"Our lives would suck without her?" No they wouldn't.
Submitted by Mother Superior on Wed, 03/11/2009 - 4:22pm.
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Mother Superior, I don't like to pry, but what are those horns on your forehead?
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Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
~Mark Twain
Ed: Evidently Mr Twain never envisaged the Playboy Mansion.
HAHAHHAHAAA!
Blender Magazine!
She wasn't good enough to make it into Hoover Today or My Shiny Microwave Mag.
Funny.
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Grmpf.
Memo to MK: I was enjoying it until the P.S.
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Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
~Mark Twain
Ed: Evidently Mr Twain never envisaged the Playboy Mansion.