Wednesday, March 11th 2009
Crazy Dancing With Ramona From The Real Housewives Of NYC
I normally don't comment on The Real Housewives of NYC, because they don't make my skin pucker the same way the bitches of Atlanta and OC do. But I just had to share with your asses Ramona's bizarre out-of-this world special ed dance moves from last night's episode. It's the kind of dancing you would see at the loony bin social after somebody spiked the punch with acid.
Nobody else was dancing and I doubt there was even music playing. Ramona dances to the beat of her own crazy. Those few seconds just confirmed to me that I need to drop E with Ramona and crash one of the Cuntess' extra-classy charity galas.
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MK, I do wish you'd comment on this show more. I so LOVE your posts about OC and ATL and being located in NY you MUST have to have the inside scoop, so what gives??!!
Anyhoo, Ramona is a trip for sure but, I had to agree with her 100% about the Count. He's straight from Dawn of the Dead and the "Countess" needs to step it down a notch or two. She used to be my fav. :(
Ok, is it just me or do the NY wifes' look like they are all stuck in the freakin 80's??!! I mean c'mon, their hair??? The "Countess" and Jill are ok but, the rest are hurting for a good stylist. Romona's daughter's even embarassed by the way she dresses (earlier season). You'd think with all that cash, old money, etc. and being in the freakin capital of fashion they'd have a clue??
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My husband walked in when she was doing this and asked me, "Is she making fun of someone?" - terrible. What is killing me on this show is that countess bullshit. "I'm a countess. Class with the countess. Open the countess' door first." I say FUCK THE COUNTESS AND HER OLD AS COUNT DRACULA HUSBAND. That shit is getting really old. And she has her nerve saying Bethany needs air brushing but throws a hissy fit when someone says her husband is old? Bethany should have told her, "Bitch, you still need your dick removed along with that stick that's up your ass." That's why the bitch's husband doesn't show up to shit-he's sick of hearing her fucking ass too!!
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ha ha MK that was soo freaking insane and funny, I watched it over and over. I wish you would comment more on these bitches, I miss your input!
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"You are the most beautiful troll in the world. I want to stick you on my pencil and carry you around forever."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iWFGkdUre-Q
Damn, I was hoping I wasn't the only one that saw that twisted Elaine/Romana dance. Bitch is downright crazy. And wasn't it hard to watch when Betheny and her new boobs wouldn't drop the whole "retouch" issue at lunch. My God. This is their lives......
i don't care these things, however, i like girls.
months ago a friend told me a online dating site *******sugarbabymeet.c o m where people are wealthy and they're looking for companionship romance or love. ....maybe we can keep in touch and make friends on this site
The New York housewives have more money than the OC housewives. You never see Jeana, Tamra or Vickie ever do a charity fundraiser because they are so into themselves and are soo selfish and thats why they are all going broke and have their houses on foreclosure and husbands out of work Karma! The New York house wives also dont have all that plastic surgery from tijuana that went bad (like Lauri) they are better to look at. And also why do they show Lynne at the beginning holding a surfboard and not surfing? But the Housewives from NYC surf at the Hamptons. Look at this NYC recap from episode one on this site this author said what I was thinking.
http://www.realfauxhousewives.com/?page_id=1682
I wish you would start commenting on those bitches they are all kinds of crazy just like the OC and ATL broke ass bitches and yours its the funniest blog about these hoes.
Wow she should NEVER go out without a bra. Other than that, that's a typical old Anglo-Saxon woman dance. She's still not as bad as Paris Hilton, who looks like a Wookie trying to get a nut when she busts a move.
Submitted by SICKITTEN on Thu, 03/12/2009 - 12:13am.
Thanks will most definitely check it all out.
Me thinks half of Apple's face is her grandmas, they looks a lot alike. Yeah Apple is fuggie poor thing.
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:reading sickkitten's blog: GOOD LORD, Fishsticks daughter is "interesting" looking. (wonkfaced)
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That kid is busted, no?
No surprise having Gwyneth and Chris as parents.
Imagine Gwyneth trying to pull off that Snorkel head gear?
I can be off topic at 1am, right??
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Submitted by Sheeps on Thu, 03/12/2009 - 12:02am.
I met a girl there who was a k-1 fighter (womans boxing) she was an australian who has lived in seoul for 4 years.. her trainer is the main person teaching her korean.. but her trainer is a former gang member.. real scary dude.. so as hes teaching her korean, he teaches her all this street talk and slang and she misuses it all the time.. she said "dwee jin da!" at a work function and watched the jaws drop... not a "proper" toast! hahaha, i like it though
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Submitted by gyeah on Thu, 03/12/2009 - 12:01am.
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Well, should I get a nosejob or what?
Submitted by missy on Wed, 03/11/2009 - 11:58pm.
Well, good look-up, then. I already send out some emails about the Korean toast. I always used kumbei in Korea (they're all from Chinese anyway). *hic*
Submitted by SICKITTEN on Wed, 03/11/2009 - 11:43pm.
:reading sickkitten's blog: GOOD LORD, Fishsticks daughter is "interesting" looking. (wonkfaced)
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oh man, tv, just imagine MK at a penis festival... hahahahaa
hed be a changed man... or at least the size of his asshole would change... hmmm, whats the japanese view on buttsex?
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PSST *whispering to sheeps* I had to look it up!!!
but the festival reference was pur missy brainpower HOWD YA LIKE DEM APPLES!
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Submitted by missy on Wed, 03/11/2009 - 11:50pm.
hahahaha you could get away with it during the penis festival perhaps???
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MK has a word for that - buffet.
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Submitted by missy on Wed, 03/11/2009 - 11:50pm.
hahahaha you could get away with it during the penis festival perhaps???
Dang! You're GOOD!
hahahaha you could get away with it during the penis festival perhaps???
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Submitted by missy on Wed, 03/11/2009 - 11:44pm.
sheeps I learned a new toast when I went to seoul....
Dwee jin da!
Hmmm don't know that one but will check it out. Just don't try the Italian "chin-chin" in Japan. Well, coming from you they might dig it.
Submitted by Sheeps on Wed, 03/11/2009 - 11:39pm.
Submitted by NitWitty on Wed, 03/11/2009 - 11:37pm.
Hi Ms. Witty. I think you like the OC gals cuz you're sorta a Cali girl at heart. I like their hangdog, long-suffering hubbies.
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And I just happen to know you like the hubbie's cuz you can relate...and Yes, Yes, YES! I was born and bread a Cali. girl and I'm sure that's why I find talking with lock-jaw and holding my face like I've got a crow bar trying to access my a-hole so repugnant. Gah...forgot how fun snarking can be..thanks for reminding me, Sheepskin. *smooches gamooches*
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sheeps I learned a new toast when I went to seoul....
Dwee jin da!
it translates roughly to:
"lets fucking drink 'till we die!"
It suits me. ;)
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Here, but this is not the one. My search option sucks on my private blog. Whatta ya expect for $30 a year?
http://sickitten.com/2008/09/29/countess-de-lalush.aspx
Missy-chan, kampai!
yeah but she is SO pretentious, SO self-absorbed, SO self-important... UGH shes just the type of chick Id love to see airdropped right onto gratiot ave in downtown detroit... see what her polished equine manners get her out there!!!
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I believe she'd do alright. She can so drink anyone under the table. She's a major drunk I know. I'm gonna look it up and post it here.
I like her. Hold up.
Submitted by NitWitty on Wed, 03/11/2009 - 11:37pm.
Hi Ms. Witty. I think you like the OC gals cuz you're sorta a Cali girl at heart. I like their hangdog, long-suffering hubbies.
aww thanks nitty... yeah, Ill see you in the ward baby :)
In the meantime *cheers* *kampai* *kom bei*
*raises bottle to sheeps*
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Submitted by missy on Wed, 03/11/2009 - 11:36pm.
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WAH-OORD! *with a double snap and head snap*
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Submitted by Sheeps on Wed, 03/11/2009 - 11:34pm.
Hey Missy! *clink*
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Oh, don't go all hogan's heros on my now..just drop another ice cubes in the glass and push the button on the box. ;p You could totally get hired by one of those snooty housewives of the NY, Sheeps!
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Submitted by SICKITTEN on Wed, 03/11/2009 - 11:30pm.
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Actually I think LuAnn is the only talented, attractive woman on the whole show.
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yeah but she is SO pretentious, SO self-absorbed, SO self-important... UGH shes just the type of chick Id love to see airdropped right onto gratiot ave in downtown detroit... see what her polished equine manners get her out there!!!
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Submitted by missy on Wed, 03/11/2009 - 11:33pm.
nitty, Im totally up too late... jusat got done with some homework and Im pissed because I didnt do well and I dont fucking get the material. So Im drinking and on the internet now. No wonder Im so awesome I mean stupid.
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LMAO, Missy. Don't beat yourself up! One day I'm sure you'll be able to use me as a pin cushion and I make sure I give you five outa' five on the hospital consumer survey when they release me. Cuz yeah, you'll be sharing your booze and internetz with me while they got me strapped down. *MuaH* Do what you can do..and eff the rest, hon.
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Hey Missy! *clink*
nitty, Im totally up too late... jusat got done with some homework and Im pissed because I didnt do well and I dont fucking get the material. So Im drinking and on the internet now. No wonder Im so awesome I mean stupid.
:-p
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Submitted by happyface on Wed, 03/11/2009 - 9:36pm.
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Actually I think LuAnn is the only talented, attractive woman on the whole show.
I love Countess de LaLush!
That Ramona is ugly inside and out. Oy! If ya know what I mean.
Submitted by NitWitty on Wed, 03/11/2009 - 11:27pm.
Submitted by missy on Wed, 03/11/2009 - 11:23pm.
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LMAO..thanks Missy....I just figured I stayed up too late and I got cranky gummin my oatmeal.
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I know you, when did the word "late" enter your vocabulary?
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Submitted by missy on Wed, 03/11/2009 - 11:23pm.
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LMAO..thanks Missy....I just figured I stayed up too late and I got cranky gummin my oatmeal.
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I DONT THINK BETHANY WOULD NEED A TOUCH UP, SHE IS A NATURAL BEAUTY SOMETHING A 2 SECOND "MODEL" LIKE YOU WILL NEVER KNOW.
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you're (notice the you + are) kidding right?
I agree nitwitty, Im hooked on the oc bitches but these nyc twats bore the crap out of me.
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Gah..I feel like I'm back in the 80's when the DJ yells, "East Coast" and points to one side of the room and EV1 hollahs OOH OOH..then points to the other side and says, "West Coast," and that side does a AHH AHH...Okay, I'm outing myself as old as the sand in Moses's drawers..either way...HWofNY women were all born with sticks up their asses and bore the shit outa' me. HWofOC are complete wastes of air, but at least look good (as in more plastic than barbie and actually think they matter), but they know how to entertain with their gold digging and pole dancing lessons.
HWofNY are a snore-a-paloozah, even when they are "trying" to entertain...IMO..BTW, IMO doesn't mean imitation sour cream anymore either..fuck, I miss the 80's..
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I love Ramona. The Countess talked shit to her last night saying how Ramona acted slutty by dating several guys at once, so Ramona called her ass out. It's about damn time! The De Le Sepps arent even real nobility. So she needs to get the fuck over herself.
The countess can take the book she writing, on manners and shove it up her ass sideways.
HEY LUANNE YOUR HUSBAND LOOKS OLD, SO DO YOUR COUNTESS THING AND MAKE HIM YOUR CHARITY.
MARIO IS HOT , YOUR JUST JEALOUS
I DONT THINK BETHANY WOULD NEED A TOUCH UP, SHE IS A NATURAL BEAUTY SOMETHING A 2 SECOND "MODEL" LIKE YOU WILL NEVER KNOW.
Ramona I can handle. Bethenny's new breasts look like a couple of honeydews were shoved under her pruney skin. WTF?
I also don't get the shiney red faces some of them have. You'd think with all their cash they could afford a bottle of sunscreen between them.
Jill is making a lot of enemies at the local boutiques because she comes in demanding a discount or freebies.
A story doing the rounds is that there is a little trouble in aristocrat paradise and the Countess might be "count" less soon.
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I hear ya. I hate Luanne "Hill". I knew from the beginning she was the biatch of the show. Her and the male model who looks like a horse with pizza face.
Her marriage must be going south which is probably why she's gotten nastier since she bases her life on her husband, who probably has another wife somewhere else.
The name Ramona is like "CHERYL BURKE"
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It was odd to see her shuckin & jiving while noone else was "hearing" the music.
Rich.