Thursday, March 12th 2009
Brit Brit's Fuck Me Video
The video for Brit Brit's new single Fuck Me (aka If You Seek Amy Fisher) is here and I'm pretty sure Daddy Spears shot this shit on the video camera my mom got on layaway in the 80s from Gemco (which she still has). SPF and JJ donated one week's allowance to be used as the video's budget. Seriously, Kim Zolciak from The Broke Hos of Atlanta just sent this video a text: "You low-budget bitch!"
In the video, Brit Brit is skankwhore who has no-sex orgies with gay dancers and likes to sofa dance with football-themed fly girls, but on the outside she's a brainwashed June Cleaver-type. Yeah, this is shallow end deep.
And this shit below should've been the official video. End of story. (And no, that's not Posh):
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Oops! I got a career
by shaking my rear!
And making fake tears!
O baby, baby!
Oops! I'm gonna sing more!
And dance like a whoooooore!
I'm not that talented!
LOL! I wish I could claim rights to that but it comes from..."I'm Not Going To Be Your Woman"..I'm pretty sure it's called...
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That boy could be the son of Felicia (Guy Pearce) from Pricilla, Queen of the Desert!
what a weird little boy
haha hehe haha HO!:) lol
stopped 26 seconds in...i hate this "music"...
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nice ass...when does it open?
Talk about an embarrassing and juvenile performance. She has been around for ten years now -- and this is type of infantile crap she is putting out?? She really needs to grow up -- both professionally and personally.
Submitted by Manbearpig on Thu, 03/12/2009 - 5:54pm.
GIVE MILLI VANILLI BACK THEIR GRAMMY! They had more fucking talent than this puppet, and much better weaves.
LMAO!!! So true. Loved your post!
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The woman that appears at the beginning and ending of the video is portraying a Fox News comentator who appears regularly on Bill O'reilly. She was the first one to complain about the double meaning of the song. And even that wasn't enough to make it a radio hit...
Wasn't this 'clever' lyricism done in the 80's? (Am i showing my age??) Anyone remember - "If you see Kay - tell her I love her....) blah blah... anyone? anyone??
Oh Christ. Same ole Shitters. Same ole digitized duck noise. Quackin and muggin for the camera and posing with her nasty bits hanging out. You're too old for the pedo crowd now, lovey, so why don't you take your skank ass self and if you seek amy off.
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The 'two sides to every orgy party' video was done best by Robbie williams in Come Undone.
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Word.
What a load of crap! It sounds just like all her other songs. "Oh baby, baby" - come ON! Give it up, Brit.
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"Mah pussy's hangin' out!"
LAME. Shitney is completely vacant.
She will crack again SOON, I can see it in her zombie eyes and clenched veneer smile.
And I would never pay a fucking dime to see anyone in concert who LIP SYNCS! A concert is for the purpose of people getting to hear your ass actually SING. And if you are not capable of singing live, then the fucking moron who gave you a record deal should lose their job.
Milli Vanilli lost their GRAMMY for this shit, it ain't right.
GIVE MILLI VANILLI BACK THEIR GRAMMY! They had more fucking talent than this puppet, and much better weaves.
Her typical workout music shtick, at this point if I have to listen to crap while running I'd rather do it to Ray of Light or Hot n Cold, both meh songs but I don't feel as much as an idiot as I would to this song.
The 'two sides to every orgy party' video was done best by Robbie williams in Come Undone. This sucks.
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Rihanna is seriously the most useless popstar out there. I don't get her appeal at all. Besides the fact that she's drop dead gorgeous, bitch can't sing OR dance. Why is she famous? She's not even an entertaining personality. And like it or not, Britney's an entertaining personality of sorts. She just is.
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Oh, and that Chris Crocker wannabe "dancer" totally fell down at 2:26, though he tried to pass it off as a move.
You can see the sickness in her eyes...My sister lives in FLA and her coworker is a superfan (always has been). Anyway, the coworker went to the concert last week, had premium up-front seats and left the arena crying because she said she looked into Britney's face throughout the concert and she's not there anymore. It's as if the soul of the woman has long departed the body. How sad... Learn from this, kiddies: Say no to drugs.
She should never use the word "baby" in a song.
It's not "baBAY" it's baby!!!!!!! WTF!!!
Britney is and always has been a Madonna wannabe
everything she does is aleady been done by Madonna. Madonna however has the wit and intelligence that go with it. Unlike Britney who is just a creation of other people.
Oh my god! Gemco?! Loved it! Fedco rocked too-as long as you didn't lose your membership card...
The video: Same shit as usual. Didn't make it past 30 seconds because, well, my pussy fell out.
And not in a good way.
Who buys this crap?
Yeah, I don't get all the hate on Britney when there have been SOOOOO many rip offs of her that are worse , like Rihanna. I mean I understand why she would be repulsive to some people but the hatred for her is unreal. The fascinating thing about Britney is that she's just a retarded puppet girl, but she brings out raw emotion in people for some reason. There's no one else out there that just gets people on a personal level like that. This post alone is going to make some people's blood boil just because I'm not saying Britney is a bloated possum licker. Passion is passion, whether it's passionate hatred or love. Anyone truly interested in pop culture should find the Britney effect fascinating, as I do.
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One, two Brit Brit's coming for you
three, four lock your chillun's doors
five, six she needs her Cheetos fix
seven, eight she dropped her Frap bloat weight
nine, ten her weave looks beat again
Submitted by Sup TJ on Thu, 03/12/2009 - 2:49pm.
It sure wasn't any worse then any of Rihanna's videos for good girl gone bad-rerelease
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Thank you! These are pop stars, people! They are supposed to just strut around, look seductively into the camera, and sing to beats that make you want to shake your ass.
HAVE SOME DUMBASS WATER. - Charles Manson!
Haha, shout out to Gemco!! Shopped there as a kid. RIP!
I could bust my ass on the any machine to Anita Baker singing slow songs before Id listen to this possum snatch whore.
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Submitted by meeeee on Thu, 03/12/2009 - 12:05pm.
Are you saying there's no other music out there that'll get you moving?
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Oh come on, even people who hate Britney the most would say 90% of her songs have good beats. Her producers are way more talented than she is.
HAVE SOME DUMBASS WATER. - Charles Manson!
I love this stupid bitch and everything about her. She's an American Treasure and always will be. I would be honored just to chisel out the cheeto dust crust from between her ass cheeks and I don't give a fuck what anyone has to say about it!!! I fell in love the second I saw her bald ass head and I'm never looking back.
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One, two Brit Brit's coming for you
three, four lock your chillun's doors
five, six she needs her Cheetos fix
seven, eight she dropped her Frap bloat weight
nine, ten her weave looks beat again
WHAT A FUCKING CUNTY WHORE...
How proud her lil chitlens will be of their cloven hooved swine mother. [no offense to pigs]
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I don't get it. Shitney's voice is altered by machines and that video is not original. YAWN!
I guess the phrase 'a Britney Spears video' does not have the same meaning once upon a time it had.
And that teen queen Posh impresionator seems to be like so hungry for some good ole dick; she brings the lolz anyways.
Submitted by meeeee on Thu, 03/12/2009 - 12:05pm.
Submitted by Nicholeoleoleo on Thu, 03/12/2009 - 11:38am.
Same here. Even though I'm not a big fan of Britney's, I must admit that her album gets my ass moving on the elliptical. The faster the music the more calories burned. I look at it this way, I can either swallow my pride or remain a fat ass.
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Are you saying there's no other music out there that'll get you moving? Sounds like a closeted shitney fan to me. If you think not listening to that garbage will doom you to a fate of eternal fat assness, you need serious help. Maybe the shitster can share her anti-crazy pills with you.
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No, I never said that Britney's was the only album that I listen to. It's the one that's currently part of my exercise rotation, along with Black Eye Peas, Nsync, Outkast, Prince and a few other fast paced artists.
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Is it wrong for me to say that I would hit that boy in a heartbeat?
Submitted by Master Blaster on Thu, 03/12/2009 - 12:29pm.
It's as if she confessed that she once fucked a goat.
What's wrong with goat-fuckers?
Submitted by Master Blaster on Thu, 03/12/2009 - 12:29pm.
I asked out this woman (27 yo) a month ago and we went to dinner. She was smart, attractive and funny. We start talking about music and I made a crack about Britney Spears. She proceeds to tell me how much she loves her music and how she's so great and how she can't wait to see her in concert. Conversation was difficult after that. I hurried up the meal, paid and put her in a cab. Haven't called (or even thought about) her since. That kind of lack of taste is telling. It's as if she confessed that she once fucked a goat.
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That was really really bad, what the fuck is all that La La La shit? Song suxxxxxxx!!!
And what the fuck are those stupid lyrics about, I loathe Britney!
Her voice makes me feel all stabby!
It sure wasn't any worse then any of Rihanna's videos for good girl gone bad-rerelease
She looked really hot in it anyway
First off, the pedo queen isn't entertaining - does anyone have a gun? Secondly, Spears has no voice - it's techno-generated Munchkin shit. She, Miley and the Jonas Brothers should be dismembered on live TV, and fed to hungry zoo animals.
she looks great but the vid is nothing original.
This is why I don't care anymore because this bitch has done everything wrong that there is to do but she still sells. People like her.
My dumbass bf is going to her concert. He looves her. I just do not get it and accept I never will.
Shes not one of Yanni's voices, but the video was kinda fun
I got up to the wig part and had to turn it off my ears were bleeding. She really has no voice. It's just the same recycled shit over and over. The Oh Baby Baby needs to go, she's been doing that since the 90s.
Submitted by Master Blaster on Thu, 03/12/2009 - 1:30pm.
Submitted by Green Is Good on Thu, 03/12/2009 - 1:23pm.
@korupsi, ha ha ha ha! Admitting it is the first step to recovery!
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Why you lie? There is NO cure!
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Shit, now I have to dig my CD's and crank it up!
She tries so hard to be sexy, but it's just sad. Despite her weight loss, the only thing I see when I look at Shitney is the slovenly pig she turned into during the fun of the crazy train. She wishes everybody was begging to fuck her. This song might have made some sense back in '00 or '01, but now a lot of people are just laughing at her.
And yes, I need to change my avie. I'm just too damn lazy.
The awesome Gemco...and don't forget Fedco! We need to bring those two back! I'm not sure why they even went of of business - they were always packed!
Submitted by Green Is Good on Thu, 03/12/2009 - 1:23pm.
@korupsi, ha ha ha ha! Admitting it is the first step to recovery!
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Why you lie? There is NO cure!
"Any way want it that's the way you need it anyway you want it" duhduhduhdundundunt
Fuck yeah!!!
And do you really want to be cured of that hawtness? Be honest. I like having this particularly dirty little secret. It's either this or I gotta fuck a goat.
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@korupsi, ha ha ha ha! Admitting it is the first step to recovery!
Submitted by Green Is Good on Thu, 03/12/2009 - 1:16pm.
Submitted by Master Blaster on Thu, 03/12/2009 - 12:44pm.
Submitted by korupsi on Thu, 03/12/2009 - 12:36pm.
are you saying that liking Britney is a dirty little secret?
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"For example, I secretly love Journey. I try not to but I can't help it. The difference is I TELL NO ONE! I will carry that shit to my grave."
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Ha ha ha! Hilarious! I like Journey too, but if I played it when Mr. Green Is Good is in remote earshot, he'd scream like a little girl and flee to the next county on foot.
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LOL. Mr GIG has good taste in music. i just found out that Journey was voted the 5th best American rock band in history.
sorry, i have to laugh at the word "rock".
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why does steam come out of my vagina???!?
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Submitted by Master Blaster on Thu, 03/12/2009 - 12:44pm.
Submitted by korupsi on Thu, 03/12/2009 - 12:36pm.
are you saying that liking Britney is a dirty little secret?
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"For example, I secretly love Journey. I try not to but I can't help it. The difference is I TELL NO ONE! I will carry that shit to my grave."
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Ha ha ha! Hilarious! I like Journey too, but if I played it when Mr. Green Is Good is in remote earshot, he'd scream like a little girl and flee to the next county on foot.
Good thing I'm not going on a date! Ha ha!