Thursday, March 12th 2009
Brit Brit's Fuck Me Video
The video for Brit Brit's new single Fuck Me (aka If You Seek Amy Fisher) is here and I'm pretty sure Daddy Spears shot this shit on the video camera my mom got on layaway in the 80s from Gemco (which she still has). SPF and JJ donated one week's allowance to be used as the video's budget. Seriously, Kim Zolciak from The Broke Hos of Atlanta just sent this video a text: "You low-budget bitch!"
In the video, Brit Brit is skankwhore who has no-sex orgies with gay dancers and likes to sofa dance with football-themed fly girls, but on the outside she's a brainwashed June Cleaver-type. Yeah, this is shallow end deep.
And this shit below should've been the official video. End of story. (And no, that's not Posh):
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....And this is why I love gays! Sheesh! At least let the kid be Brit's choreographer for awhile. Her moves are getting stale.
"Bitch, please! It's fucking personal!"
Submitted by GlamourIsAlive on Thu, 03/12/2009 - 12:51pm.
This video is amazing
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If you've been reading for longer than an hour you'll know it's "AMAZING!!!1!"
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Tigerlilly exposed!!!1!
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I don't get it, was this song written for a man originally?
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so is it wrong that boy looks like Natalie Imbruglia....
he's quite pretty!
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People need not to fuck with me right now!--jussayin
Why does Britney keep using "Oh baby baby" for every damn song? Is that how she manages to collect writing royalty for these recycled songs?
It sucks just like the rest of the half-assed shit she cranks out anymore. Yall ought to see the Britloons wiggin the fuck out over at breatheheavy. Dear GWAD they are raving at what 'genious'[their spelling, not mine]this POS vid is and it's many hidden, intelligent meanings. LMMFAO What maroons.
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
Let me get this straight Madonna falls off and gets stomped on by her horse, and is 50,dancing like she has got fake rhythm to just get by and still looks decent but this whore with the knee ouchie cant manage to pick up a heel to actually dance to only flail her arms around, lame she is no Queen of Pop.
Submitted by Master Blaster on Thu, 03/12/2009 - 12:44pm.
Yes! That's exactly what I'm saying. I completely understand liking music that goes against everything you believe in. For example, I secretly love Journey. I try not to but I can't help it. The difference is I TELL NO ONE! I will carry that shit to my grave. And I most certainly would never go on about the magic of Journey on a date. Why? Because I really, really enjoy getting laid.
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you like Journey? LMAOROTF. sorry i can't resist.
how come you'd never tell your date about that? i always thought one of the quickest way to get laid is to show off your sensitive side.
*thinks for a moment*
well, from what i heard anyway.
where did you meet this older woman? spill and make it funny. i need a good story.
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why does steam come out of my vagina???!?
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The song fucking blows and so does the video.
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People like Britney. I gave up understanding why. Her concerts are sold out for f*ck sakes.
I do like the concept of the video though.
We've seen this video from her - what? - 25 times now? The sultry looks into the camera, the arm dancing, the strutting. It has all gotten so tired. Her lack of creativity has become so stunningly apparent. Obviously, the hits she had back in the day, the whole image that was so popular - all of it added up to a manufactured product. She has had so little influence on her own career.
Submitted by nounorverb on Thu, 03/12/2009 - 11:45am.
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Brilliant observation. Prob. not intentional but so superb. An injection of macabre to temper that digitized vocal mess.
She looks like the hooker walk on in a CSI episode.
This video is amazing
Submitted by korupsi on Thu, 03/12/2009 - 12:36pm.
are you saying that liking Britney is a dirty little secret?
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Yes! That's exactly what I'm saying. I completely understand liking music that goes against everything you believe in. For example, I secretly love Journey. I try not to but I can't help it. The difference is I TELL NO ONE! I will carry that shit to my grave. And I most certainly would never go on about the magic of Journey on a date. Why? Because I really, really enjoy getting laid.
***Welcome to the Thunderdome***
If I never hear this bitch's voice again & never see her face again, I'll die a happy woman!
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
Lalalalalalala....Baby, baby, baby.....Ugh. Sounds just like Womanizah.
Oh, and the crowning turd in the toilet is "Ha ha he he ho ho ho".
I actually tried to watch this whole abortion, but when Twatney came on in the Marilyn Monroe get-up, I started feeling violent.
haha good one, Manimal5.
Submitted by Master Blaster on Thu, 03/12/2009 - 12:29pm.
I asked out this woman (27 yo) a month ago and we went to dinner. She was smart, attractive and funny. We start talking about music and I made a crack about Britney Spears. She proceeds to tell me how much she loves her music and how she's so great and how she can't wait to see her in concert. Conversation was difficult after that. I hurried up the meal, paid and put her in a cab. Haven't called (or even thought about) her since. That kind of lack of taste is telling. It's as if she confessed that she once fucked a goat.
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are you saying that liking Britney is a dirty little secret?
i can't help but laugh anyway.
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why does steam come out of my vagina???!?
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Falkor - Me too. All I could see was the literary "If You Seek Amy" couldn't for the life of me read, word out the F U C K ME.
But now. All I can read is FUCKME.
@ Master Blaster. I'd probably run for the door if I met a guy who raved about Britney on a first (or any) date.
Great name, by the way. Who run Barter Town? ;)
No, that's not Posh. That's the spawn of Zac Efron and Posh.
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I asked out this woman (27 yo) a month ago and we went to dinner. She was smart, attractive and funny. We start talking about music and I made a crack about Britney Spears. She proceeds to tell me how much she loves her music and how she's so great and how she can't wait to see her in concert. Conversation was difficult after that. I hurried up the meal, paid and put her in a cab. Haven't called (or even thought about) her since. That kind of lack of taste is telling. It's as if she confessed that she once fucked a goat.
***Welcome to the Thunderdome***
I bet if someone put a couple of flags in her hands we'd discover she's signalling 'get me a frap stat' in semaphore.
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Tigerlilly exposed!!!1!
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Ahhhh...manimal5...fhunay!
It took me an embarassingly long time to figure out what if you seek amy meant....like really long..like stupidly long for someone my age.
But the song isnt that bad and inda catchy. All she has to do is wear a purity ring from now on so she can market it to the kiddies...
Submitted by Provolone on Thu, 03/12/2009 - 12:17pm.
Submitted by Manimal5 on Thu, 03/12/2009 - 12:14pm.
This song sucks. If you see Mike Hunt.
See you next Tuesday!
lol
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This song sucks. If you see Mike Hunt.
See you next Tuesday! And you can Phil McRacken!
And then maybe Ivana Cheeddo.
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I do gotta say that Britney Spears sure is pretty.
That being said, that video sucks, it totally looks like she filmed it in the front room of her parents house in Kentwood LA. Also, "if you seek amy"??? huh???? What the fuck does that mean???
she sounds like a cartoon character on helium...and all her videos look the same to me. actually, all her songs sound the same.
"Dame tu leche" - Slutty Cuban Girl
What about "begging to fuck me" do you not get?
Begging to if you seek Amy?
The literal phrase "If you seek Amy" doesn't make sense in the context of the rest of the sentence, making it an extremely UNclever double entendre.
LOL @ Manimal5
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"I think you will know what I mean when I say this, is that Adam Lambert makes me feel like a young girl who has just discovered gay boys, and wants more" TWOP
Submitted by Manimal5 on Thu, 03/12/2009 - 12:14pm.
This song sucks. If you see Mike Hunt.
See you next Tuesday!
lol
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"gimme back that filet o fish, gimme that fish. what if it were you hanging up on this wall, if it was you in that sammich you wouldnt be laughing at alllll"
I can't believe nobody told that moron that spelling "bad words" is only mildly amusing in grade school. Maybe she's trying to make her music kid-friendly, like her lame-ass shows she takes her toddlers to.
The stills from her spectacle that I've seen on various websites make her look like a cheap, classless, wanna-be filthy pig. She's even having a hard time looking good enough to be considered trash.
If she bothers sending her kids to school they'll get to hear everyone singing about f-u-c-k-ing their mom. Nice. Sorta like Madirtbaga trying to hide her kids from the entire world so that they'll never find out what a nasty whore she is, except shitney won't hide anything. She can't even lip-synch "hide", or "mom".
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This song sucks. If you see Mike Hunt.
See you next Tuesday!
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Pick up your socks and drop your slots, we're going to a party.
That kid in the second video was better than Butt Butt.
that was fucking horrible.
if that pie was so hot should it really be just sitting on her dining room table? that's gonna leave a mark! ;P
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"I think you will know what I mean when I say this, is that Adam Lambert makes me feel like a young girl who has just discovered gay boys, and wants more" TWOP
That was the un-sexiest thing I have ever seen. And I have a hard time listening to her "vocals" in general.
That boy has pretty hair.
Submitted by Nicholeoleoleo on Thu, 03/12/2009 - 11:38am.
Same here. Even though I'm not a big fan of Britney's, I must admit that her album gets my ass moving on the elliptical. The faster the music the more calories burned. I look at it this way, I can either swallow my pride or remain a fat ass.
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Are you saying there's no other music out there that'll get you moving? Sounds like a closeted shitney fan to me. If you think not listening to that garbage will doom you to a fate of eternal fat assness, you need serious help. Maybe the shitster can share her anti-crazy pills with you.
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Can they not just replace Britney with one of these twinks? I'd be into that.
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looks like that Baby Queen forgot to take her Ritalin! and what, is he in the isolation closet at Bellevue??
@fuzzyslippers: LOL! For reals. When I get too askeered I go read some Tolstoy...
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Shitney, put some clothes on, stop feeling yourself up and see if u can sing live for once in your life.
What? MK, you lost me in the third sentence!
Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 03/12/2009 - 11:57am.
Or wait, did MK add that "Amy Fisher" himself? I AM SO CONFUSSEEDDD!!!!! *explodes*
Worst of all, angel_i, I can't believe that we have exchanged posts about the deeper meaning of Shitney's song. That is really pathetic. Damn. :(
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I need a new pair of panties just thinking about this.
Submitted by d-nice on Thu, 03/12/2009 - 11:55am.
is it just me or am i confused.
shouldn't the line be if you find amy?
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"All the boys and all the girls are begging to if you find amy"?
Sure. Why not?
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What a disgrace. Someone needs to remind the evil handlers of this braindead, writhing wig-holder that she is a mother. Hollywood is truly the portal to hell! No one cares what celebrities think about politics, society or religion because they've all sold their souls to the devil.
Submitted by fuzzyslippers on Thu, 03/12/2009 - 11:48am.
Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 03/12/2009 - 11:45am.
WTF? I know about Amy Fisher, but I thought there was no way Shitney be singing a song about a fucking oldass whorebag who had to turn to softcore pr0n and $5 lapdances to make ends meet.
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Ha! I dunno - it kinda makes sense to me;p
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is it just me or am i confused.
shouldn't the line be if you find amy?
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That one - I actually considered. And then I remembered that homeless man she ran into - and all he wanted was some change;p"
Oohh! Well, her crabs maybe?. Or the saw-dildo from yesterday's story?. Basically nobody, eh?.
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Thu, 03/12/2009 - 11:47am.
Submitted by Fucking_Classy on Thu, 03/12/2009 - 11:42am.
Her. Hair. Holy rat's nest, batman!
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Did you spot her weave tracks at the beginning of the video when she first appears on camera and flips her hair? It's those braid looking things at the root of her hair where they attach the weave. MAJOR editing mistake. I'm embarrassed for her. Every black girl (and some white girls) that watches this video will notice that shit.
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OH CRAP! Look at that shit! It's like her bitches didn't even try... Chestica's extensions look fucking great compared to that thing.
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"if you ever hit me I will kill you, and I mean kill you dead, do you understand that?" - Tigerlily
My life is missing a gay guy friend. Now, I don't want some messy queen like in the video here.
I want someone just like MK. If not MK himself.