Thursday, March 12th 2009
Brit Brit's Fuck Me Video
The video for Brit Brit's new single Fuck Me (aka If You Seek Amy Fisher) is here and I'm pretty sure Daddy Spears shot this shit on the video camera my mom got on layaway in the 80s from Gemco (which she still has). SPF and JJ donated one week's allowance to be used as the video's budget. Seriously, Kim Zolciak from The Broke Hos of Atlanta just sent this video a text: "You low-budget bitch!"
In the video, Brit Brit is skankwhore who has no-sex orgies with gay dancers and likes to sofa dance with football-themed fly girls, but on the outside she's a brainwashed June Cleaver-type. Yeah, this is shallow end deep.
And this shit below should've been the official video. End of story. (And no, that's not Posh):
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WTF was that? better question, why did I watch the dumb shit? fuck it , going back 2 bed.
I think I got about 20 seconds in on that crapfest. Had to turn it off for lack of interest. She doesn't look all medicated and stupored out to me. Just don't buy the poor enslaved victim being forced to work jive that so many people are insisting is the case with Shitard.
I seriously can NOT stand hearing her simpy little computerized "voice". Bay-bay.
“You a motherfucker and ain’t all that.”
I might find the "hidden meaning" of this song amusing if I was 12. And retarded. But I'm not so I don't.
Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 03/12/2009 - 11:45am.
WTF? I know about Amy Fisher, but I thought there was no way Shitney be singing a song about a fucking oldass whorebag who had to turn to softcore pr0n and $5 lapdances to make ends meet.
THIS FUCKING WORLD!! GOD!!! >.<
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"I'm going to count to three, there will not be a four. Give me... the code." Hans Gruber, Die Hard
I need a new pair of panties just thinking about this.
Submitted by Fucking_Classy on Thu, 03/12/2009 - 11:42am.
Her. Hair. Holy rat's nest, batman!
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Did you spot her weave tracks at the beginning of the video when she first appears on camera and flips her hair? It's those braid looking things at the root of her hair where they attach the weave. MAJOR editing mistake. I'm embarrassed for her. Every black girl (and some white girls) that watches this video will notice that shit.
HAVE SOME DUMBASS WATER. - Charles Manson!
Due to this little crap nugget...
Chicken Shiters is now BANED!!!
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"I'll have a cafe mocha, vodka, valium, latte to go please".
Well if you seek Amy Fisher ,it's at your own risk...bitch may have a gun
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"Nothing can kill The Grimace!"
I don't know about anyone else, but I REALLY enjoyed the ending and its Texas Chainsaw Massacre-esque flash- bulb- recharging noise. (From the beginning of the movie when the police enter the house...) It gave this video a whole new (and enjoyable) twist for me...
Submitted by fuzzyslippers on Thu, 03/12/2009 - 11:44am.
Hu... Did... Did I miss something? Who the fuck is Amy Fisher?
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Hu... Did... Did I miss something? Who the fuck is Amy Fisher?
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"I'm going to count to three, there will not be a four. Give me... the code." Hans Gruber, Die Hard
I need a new pair of panties just thinking about this.
Submitted by Nicholeoleoleo on Thu, 03/12/2009 - 11:38am.
Yeah, her music does get my ass moving. Maybe that's her "talent." Inspiring people to work out, both by being repulsed by her body's indisputable thickness and by listening to her music.
HAVE SOME DUMBASS WATER. - Charles Manson!
wow.
is she really singing "oh baby baby" AGAIN?!
that song sucks major cock
and she's so....BLAH
go away shitterz!
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Welcome to the machine
Happiness is a warm gun
Her. Hair. Holy rat's nest, batman!
Oh and I see the vocals were provided by R2-D2.
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"if you ever hit me I will kill you, and I mean kill you dead, do you understand that?" - Tigerlily
the song is meh, she looks good, but Jeez, could she maybe dance or something? Boring video.
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whenever I see your smiling face, I have to smile myself- because I love you
- James Taylor "Your Smiling Face"
Submitted by Provolone on Thu, 03/12/2009 - 11:38am.
marijuana gave us 'Sgt Peppers', cheetos gave us 'if u seek amy'...now ask yourself this, which one should be illegal?
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That's what I'm SAYIN'!!! *sigh* Good luck - it should be easy but it's SUCH a hard sell.
I just watched American Dad with the Trans Fats. LOL! Everybody freaking out with the trans fat ban...
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Sorry but I like it. At least she could dance if she wanted to. Rihanna can't dance or sing and she's the biggest pop star out now. It's all about the backstory and charisma.
HAVE SOME DUMBASS WATER. - Charles Manson!
What recycled lyrics..
"Ohhh bahby bahby...."
and "hee hee hee hee hee hee ho"
who is writing this??
Submitted by Miss Thang on Thu, 03/12/2009 - 11:16am.
Best song on the album. I will admit to you all that this song has been high on my workout music rotation for months. I love it and I'm not ashamed to say so dammit!
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Same here. Even though I'm not a big fan of Britney's, I must admit that her album gets my ass moving on the elliptical. The faster the music the more calories burned. I look at it this way, I can either swallow my pride or remain a fat ass.
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"What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." [Mrs. Kravitz of dlisted.com]
marijuana gave us 'Sgt Peppers', cheetos gave us 'if u seek amy'...now ask yourself this, which one should be illegal?
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"gimme back that filet o fish, gimme that fish. what if it were you hanging up on this wall, if it was you in that sammich you wouldnt be laughing at alllll"
Submitted by rotten_egg on Thu, 03/12/2009 - 11:36am.
-"Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 03/12/2009 - 11:31am.
Submitted by Sheeps on Thu, 03/12/2009 - 11:30am.
Yeah, that's the part I can't figure out...who the hell is begging to F.U.C.K. that?!"
Or a homeless man.
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That one - I actually considered. And then I remembered that homeless man she ran into - and all he wanted was some change;p
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-"Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 03/12/2009 - 11:31am.
Submitted by Sheeps on Thu, 03/12/2009 - 11:30am.
Yeah, that's the part I can't figure out...who the hell is begging to F.U.C.K. that?!"
You know WHO!! Come on!. It starts with an A and it ends with N. And er... some other idiot begging for his 15 minutes of fame. Or a homeless man.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
Seriously. Last time I checked, she didn't even have a boyfriend, much less anyone lining up to fuck her.
what the hell is up with those red boots (moves)? and does she pick a pair of panties up off the floor?????
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"I think you will know what I mean when I say this, is that Adam Lambert makes me feel like a young girl who has just discovered gay boys, and wants more" TWOP
I saw this video back in 1997... or is it a different one?
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
i think that bla blah bala bal bla blah bala bal circus song is better.
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"gimme back that filet o fish, gimme that fish. what if it were you hanging up on this wall, if it was you in that sammich you wouldnt be laughing at alllll"
Submitted by Sheeps on Thu, 03/12/2009 - 11:30am.
They need to finish taping and painting that kid's closet.
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LMAO- Once he comes out of the closet we can paint it lavender.
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"Well, fuck me gently with a chainsaw. Do I look like Mother Theresa?" -Heather Chandler
"He looks like a furious masturbator." -Sheeps
That girl is a couple of cheetos short of a full bag.
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What if the Hokey Pokey is All it Really is about?
Fox news at the bookends..she is creative...
I hate Fox News
Submitted by Sheeps on Thu, 03/12/2009 - 11:30am.
They need to finish taping and painting that kid's closet.
Who wants to If You Seek Amy Britney? Some star-struck fanboy in Jakarta? She's a gross, drugged-up, white-trash, part-time mother of two.
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Yeah, that's the part I can't figure out...who the hell is begging to F.U.C.K. that?!
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Submitted by Mother Superior on Thu, 03/12/2009 - 11:26am.
All I heard was lalala, hee hee, hoo hoo, haha.
And then some computerised crap inbetween.....
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lucky you. i only heard some incomprehensive mumbling.
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why does steam come out of my vagina???!?
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Yawn. Same Shitters shitty boot moves, same Shitters lame whore outfits, Shitters can't dance anymore aaaand same Shitters "the media can't get enough of me" bullshit. Homegirl has a serious case of "girl interrupted" syndrome. Or maybe she hasn't got the memo yet that she's a washed up, has-been, chunky, mental, messy, 26 years old mother of two pop star.
That video SUCKS like the rest of the 3845757 Shitters videos. Same old recycled shit.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
Can we please give up on this bitch yet? Pretty please?
You must die. I alone am best.
They need to finish taping and painting that kid's closet.
Who wants to If You Seek Amy Britney? Some star-struck fanboy in Jakarta? She's a gross, drugged-up, white-trash, part-time mother of two.
*punches kitten*
*chucks it across room*
*stomps on it*
FUCK THIS BITCH! STOP SUPPORTING THIS CUNT!!!!!!!!!!
Is that Zac Efron with stripper moves doing the robot?
La La Lalalalalalalalalala
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"I think you will know what I mean when I say this, is that Adam Lambert makes me feel like a young girl who has just discovered gay boys, and wants more" TWOP
All I heard was lalala, hee hee, hoo hoo, haha.
And then some computerised crap inbetween.....
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Grmpf.
I can't even hate this shit. I even like the mini-story, it makes sense. ARGH! What a terrible day!
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The best part is the very end of the video, where the news pundit lady says "It doesn't make any sense, does it?"
Stoney!
LMAO!!!! I ♥ you!
Hello all you hot sluts!!
alvin and the chipmunks sound better. can't she go away, at least until she goes crazy again?
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Submitted by Megasm on Thu, 03/12/2009 - 11:20am.
Are you new here?
We are not retards. We heard this MONTHS ago. And, WE DON'T CARE!!!!!!!!
Submitted by Megasm on Thu, 03/12/2009 - 11:20am.
Thanks for clearing that up, lol.
It's so hidden, I could never have figured it out without your help.
Someone's been suckin' on a helium balloon. That is horrid.
Papa Spears' trained seal rehashing the same tired hair flipping robotic moves. ::yawn::
She snorts it sucks it rides it deep fries it asks daddy's permission then medicates it.
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Help me!
OMG she's awake! FUCK ME!
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Have you heard about the hidden message?
If=F You=U See=C KA=K My=ME
...as in "all of the boys and all of the girls are begging to If You Seek Amy (f.u.c.k. me)"
Velveeta grits does a body (and mind!) good!
Nah, she's just saying SHE'S a whore behind closed doors. Oh, and out in public, too.
LOL
I like it. All girls are whores behind closed doors and put on a good girl facade in the outside world. i like the concept. Song..ehhh not bad not good.
Fuck the gay in the other video. Fuck all of her GD fans. I HATE YOU BRITNEY!!!!!!!!