Let's Not Do This
I would rather share an order of hot breadsticks and conversation with Tim Gunn at Olive Garden than have to shank up his precious pepaw face in a bathroom at Rawhide. But Tim really is giving me no choice. You see, this bitch has revealed his silvercrush and it's none other than MAH BOO ANDERSON COOPER. The horror!
Timmy told OK! Magazine that his powdered donut hole crinkles for Andy because, "He's fabulous!" Timmy went on to say, “We’ve actually been trying to have lunch for a year and a half. Both of us are so busy that we haven’t been successful doing it, but we exchange e-mails.”
Oh, Timmy. I'm about to e-mail you a very special file entitled "Mah Boo Naked and Doing the Dick Slappy Dance." Download it to every single device you have used to e-mail with Mah Boo. Do this now. It's special. (For the viewers at home I'm sending him a virus to stop this before it starts).
Seriously, doesn't Timmy want a Gayken? Or maybe a Lance Bass? Why a Mah Boo? Doesn't he know that two silverheads can't work! Even if you make it work. It still doesn't work. That's too much shine for one couple. And when they bump steel wool bushes, it may cause chaffing. Neither of them want that.
Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go slap a Klum and kick a Kors.
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Tim Gunn is the shit, I love him, but I don't know.....I might have to bitch slap him if he gets near MK's manmeat.
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Dick happens! - MK
In my mind, MK and his BOO are married...They eat Mother's Circus Animal Cookies in the morning with their gourmet coffeee (Andy Coo is a Vanderbilt, so he built MK an Mother's Circus Animal Cookies Factory for him)...Any "man" that Andy Coo "sees" or "has lunch with" PALES in comparison to MK...They are the gay version of...well, whatever straight whores actually have a lasting relationship these days...Yeah...*sigh*....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
I don't FUCKING THINK SO!
First: Tim Gunn, you are what's called being "avoided". The shiny gayness you emit would blind a toilet bat.
Second: STFU!
Third: Continue your new task of STFU'ing.
Fourth: I will cut you, with pinking shears.
Now back off Mah Boo!!!
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Tim looks like paul newman. or is it just me? and on that note, before mike, tim, or any other well known nice looking man lays a genetal on Andy, i am going to be the first woman to lay mine on him! he he he whatever i can dream can't i? lololol
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Incredible. So perfect a match, yet I never thought of it. They're totally good enough for each other.
And if Tim can't lock down Anderson, there's always a back-up silver fox: http://squareeyes.blinkx.com/?p=437
Make it work people!
I adore Tim Gunn... so, shouldn't he deserve the best? Carry on!
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - 11/24/2008
Isn't Boo into young Hispanic guys?
Ahhhh, dear sweet MK . . . I too love Mah Boo, but also Tim Gunn ("Carry on!") and I'm a heterosexual girl. I feel your pain, honey.
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" . . . this is what we call the floating world . . .” (Ryoi, c.1661)
Sorry Mk, Your Boo and Tim would be an awesome power couple. Dry those bitter tears.
Sorry, MK. Tim and Your Boo would make an AWESOME couple. Better than the Holy-Pits for damn sure. Can't you just imagine them on the red carpet?!!
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CROCS are made in the devil's workshop. Yes, they are!
Am I th eonly one who thinks this is a Cute Couple?
I love Tim and I love MK's Boo
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
What I wouldn't do to hear Rice doing his Tim impression on meeting "Mah Boo" right about now!
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Staying celibate and letting my creative juices flow elsewhere.
yeah snowy, as if that pepaw would understand the meaning.
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why does steam come out of my vagina???!?
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madam s.!
Max Headroom / Christopher Titus = Seperated at birth.
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Met a fox tonight. Loved every bone in her body, including mine.
So is Anderson officially out? Or is his gayness so common knowledge he doesn't need a People's Mag cover? Also, if the rumors of what Anderson likes are true then Tim Gunn is wayyy out of his league 'cause he is certainly not it.
"Chupa mi verga"
OMG Michael, you are a national treasure! The Dick Slappy Dance? bwaaaaa That I have to see!
I thought Tim Gunn was seen canoodling a bottle of Tide?
At least that's what the commercial implied anyway.
MK, I hope you trademark all these "Michaelism's". They are to good to let some other asshole have them!
Hekki: LOL it was too easy!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"I think you will know what I mean when I say this, is that Adam Lambert makes me feel like a young girl who has just discovered gay boys, and wants more" TWOP
Mah Boo would crawl over broken Smirnoff bottles for a lunch date at Gray's Papaya with NeNe.
Today.
A year and a half later and still no "lunch"?
Face it Tim, he's just not that into you.
I love both these gays. I can't choose. Please, MK, just ignore what Timmy said, he wasn't in his right mind :/
HAVE SOME DUMBASS WATER. - Charles Manson!
Tim: He's just not that into you.
I suspect that Tim is the kind of pretentious old fart Anderson studiously avoids.
Edit: Sorry, snowpiece, I copied you.
So.... Silver Fox is outed,then?
Cooper is alright, but if I see Tim Gunn on the street, I'll need a shitload of restraint to avoid punching his face.
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"if you ever hit me I will kill you, and I mean kill you dead, do you understand that?" - Tigerlily
korupsi MK needs to take TG to see He's just not that into you.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"I think you will know what I mean when I say this, is that Adam Lambert makes me feel like a young girl who has just discovered gay boys, and wants more" TWOP
Submitted by joe shmoe on Thu, 03/12/2009 - 11:46am.
Submitted by Knuckles_Johnson on Thu, 03/12/2009 - 11:41am.
Anderson would never go for Tim because Anderson likes young Latinos with huge uncut cocks
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Ouuu just like Vadge.
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Hahahhaaaa... Genius!!!! :D
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Grmpf.
Doesn't gramps understand that Mah Boo has been successfully avoiding his lunch invites for one and a half years??? xD
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Grmpf.
i really want to read those emails.
c'mon Timmy, Anderson is dodging you, that's why he's using the "I'm busy" line. don't you know anything?
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why does steam come out of my vagina???!?
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Submitted by Knuckles_Johnson on Thu, 03/12/2009 - 11:41am.
Anderson would never go for Tim because Anderson likes young Latinos with huge uncut cocks
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Ouuu just like Vadge.
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Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
~Mark Twain
Ed: Evidently Mr Twain never envisaged the Playboy Mansion.
scissoring only takes 2 so im not sure how the threesome of mk, gunn and cooper is gonna work, but i could picture tim standing there saying 'alright, lets make it work'
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"gimme back that filet o fish, gimme that fish. what if it were you hanging up on this wall, if it was you in that sammich you wouldnt be laughing at alllll"
Fabulous?! Ruh Roh, MK - you better get on it before he does!
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That is some Max Headroom shit right there.
Ho-lee-shit MK "his powdered donut hole crinkles for Andy" that is the best thing all week!
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"Well, fuck me gently with a chainsaw. Do I look like Mother Theresa?" -Heather Chandler
"He looks like a furious masturbator." -Sheeps
Anderson would never go for Tim because Anderson likes young Latinos with huge uncut cocks.
MK there is no way your boo would pick Tim Gunn over you, first of all, you have youth and good looks on your side!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"I think you will know what I mean when I say this, is that Adam Lambert makes me feel like a young girl who has just discovered gay boys, and wants more" TWOP