Thursday, March 12th 2009
Who Is This Bitch?!
They tell me this is JLo in NYC last night, but I am not so sure. The face doesn't fit. JLo must have snuck into Mariska Hargitay's hospital room and stole something that belongs to her...like her fucking face! This is some Law & Order: SYF (Stole Yo Face) shit. Get Det. Stabler on the case!
• 
She looks different & good
She has a body double that she has used for the past two years. This is the double.
The best she has looked in a long time..she must share Demi and Vadge's plastic surgeon.
xoxoxoxox
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
ZZZZZZZZZZ.......
Wow she's looking more and more like her mom. I don't care for the haircut either but she has gotten thinner. Still quite irrelevant.
I think that J.Lo does basically have nice bone structure and gorgeous, high cheekbones. That, combined with an excellent makeup job (!!) makes her look quite attractive.
"People are strange when you're a stranger..." ~ The Doors
Would you like to make friends with people from other country or place?
Log on $$$ Mixed Friends. C o m $$$
Then you can get help and suggestions from all over the world.
While you may find your true love or friendship there.
She stole Mariskas face. Mariska should steal JLos lung. It's only fair!
Estrogen a-poppin!
YOU CAN SEE HER FACE LIFT scars behind and under her ears!!!! What a dumb bitch!! I'm a post op nurse and KNOW what face lift scars look like! See um every day
The bangs look dry and damaged, her "sideburn" is too long and weird, and that is one weak-ass weave.
*************************************
Waiting for Britney's next meltdown...
This hair looks really bad on her...she needs all those hairpieces and shit to distract from how PLAIN she is. No matter how well her makeup is done, or how hot her outfit is, it will never fool me. I know that without ten shades of bronzer to contour every inch of her face, foundation applied with a butterknife, eyeshadow to match the dress, and false eyelashes made out of dead animals bitch is nothing. She could be doing my nails at Nail Trix 3 down by Target and Smoker Friendly without all those bells and whistles.
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
http://www.myspace.com/rainbowsrule
One, two Brit Brit's coming for you
three, four lock your chillun's doors
five, six she needs her Cheetos fix
seven, eight she dropped her Frap bloat weight
nine, ten her weave looks beat again
I cant stand this cum bucket but she looks really cute here.. Am i loosing my fucking mind?!?!
"I don't go to your job and knock the dicks out of your mouth!"
- Kathy Griffin
What did she do? Slaughter a bunch of baby pigs, cows and goats to inject their blood into her skanky face?
Yes, she looks different, but better than usual.
Right here would be a good STOPPING point for the facial work.She looks good.I'd give her some MILFage.
Her mouth and left eye look messed up.
She continues her mission to not look like (and therefore not be) the person Affleck threw away.
Bitch would never be as Hot as Mariska.
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
JLo always has tons of makeup on. I guess she's over the 5 pounds of makeup look. She looks kind of good in these pictures.
________________________________________________
Ho buster #1!
who makes those shoes??? they're fkign beautiful!
MK, you are amazing!
She DOES look like the chick from "CSI: SVU".
J-Ho is trying so hard to be relevant again. Instead, she looks like an aging Hispanic soap star.
___________________________________________________________
What don't you fuckin' understand???- Christian Bale
BTW, alchohol doesn't kill foot fungus. They need to spray them with Lysol.
i was looking for loubotins on ebay(hahahahha) and some bitch was selling them in my size USED! I mean, i wasn't expecting much but still...eww used shoes. It was tempting though...the same pair I want...mary janes
-----------
Laboutins are out! Done. Katie Holmes made sure of that. When the shoes are featured on Oprah they are no longer special but middling masses appeal. Move on to Swiss made shoes.
She must have hired her makeup artist back to look that fabulous.
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
I think she looks pretty and soft and even...age appropriate for a change. Good job. Don't fuck it up by looking slutty next week, ok? Thx.
and why is that bitch in the background cheesing like SHE is somebody LOL?
***********************************************
People need not to fuck with me right now!--jussayin
well she might be a bitch, but 99% of the time she has badass outfits!!!!!!!!! i love love love those shoes!
she needs to stop messing with her face. two years ago she was flawlessly gorgeous to me. Now the little tweaks are showing, and I don't like it.
*********************************************
whenever I see your smiling face, I have to smile myself- because I love you
- James Taylor "Your Smiling Face"
another friggin swagger jacker. god i hate jlow
__________________
I am with the person who said they don't like this family(the knowles). They are the type that think they are high class just because they have money. there's lots of rich people with no class out there (Ex: paris hilton) and lots of
That's some Benjamin Buttons shit.
kdracofan: damn 4" is kind of high for me too since I am an inch shorter than you but I'm going to check them out at Target, thanks
****************************
"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"I think you will know what I mean when I say this, is that Adam Lambert makes me feel like a young girl who has just discovered gay boys, and wants more" TWOP
She always had a smooshed nose. But it gets worse as she gets older.
She looks to me like she's about to start her 30-minute meals show. I won't say that name because it makes you "clench" MK and you seem to be doing that on every other thread today.
snowpiece on Thu, 03/12/2009 - 12:25pm.
kdracofan & Miss T: Let me check if Zappos carries them, LOL
who am I kidding IN THIS ECONOMY I need Payless to come out with a knockoff
-------------
Targe has them!!! some of my gf's have them
They are 4" tall - but they are hot non the less...
I am 5'9 I can afford 2" heels and not hurt myself...
Haha! This made me want to watch that "I Stole Your Purse" vid.. for the mega lolz!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bL-iWz2VhTw
.
xx
What kind of fuckery is this?? She really does look like she's trying to look like Mariska. Pfht. Too bad Mariska is a trillion times cooler, cause she's not some stuck up cunt like this bitch. Ugh.
-----
"IT'S NOT CALLED GLOW IN THE DARK FOR NO REASON SQUID BRAINS!" - Kanye West
Miss P: it was one night I was working late and on here later than usual It must have been Tuesday, and all of a sudden she said she just got laid off. I hope she's ok!
****************************
"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"I think you will know what I mean when I say this, is that Adam Lambert makes me feel like a young girl who has just discovered gay boys, and wants more" TWOP
When I first saw her I thought she had cut off that flea bitten mop but I see she still has her long mangy hair intact. Assuming it is her hair, and not because she paid for it. Who cares anyway; what an irrelevant, useless person.
snowie
i wouldn't mind if you bought them! =) I don't have $200 either! haha
that was like 2 weeks ago. I'll see if i can find them. I bet someone got them already. But i;ll look anyways.
I didn't know Mrs. G got laid off !!!!
◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘
Welcome to the machine
Happiness is a warm gun
The bridge of her nose is fucked. Like that character from Dick Tracy cartoons.
She has the nose of a boxer.
Miss P if you feel like it send me the link on facebook and I will look at them for you, I promise not to "steal" them, I don't even have $200 to spend on shoes these days...
where is Mrs G? was she here yesterday? I just remembered she got laid off the other day...
SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
****************************
"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"I think you will know what I mean when I say this, is that Adam Lambert makes me feel like a young girl who has just discovered gay boys, and wants more" TWOP
snowie
yes. there were pictures. and they looked shiny and shit. She still had the shoebox and all. black with the red sole
◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘
Welcome to the machine
Happiness is a warm gun
thank you death2douches for that shirtless comment! detective stabler is 100% man-cake and he definitely is too clothed on SVU.
she sucks.
-----------------------------------------------
it's the biggest dating site for wealthy and suclessful people.
She looks same to me
Xept her hair looks like some over paid hair dresses shit out baby oil on her head
Jlo is boring and I dun even know why she even famoys
}{%}{%}{%}{%}{%}{
AMA BITCH LIKE A BITCH WITH AN ITCH
Miss P: I guess you could clean them with rubbing alchohol, the insides something, only $200, were there pics?
****************************
"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"I think you will know what I mean when I say this, is that Adam Lambert makes me feel like a young girl who has just discovered gay boys, and wants more" TWOP
snowie
she said she wore them once or twice.
she was selling them for 200!!
◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘
Welcome to the machine
Happiness is a warm gun
Miss P: I have never been able to get behind used shoes but how much was she selling them for???
****************************
"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"I think you will know what I mean when I say this, is that Adam Lambert makes me feel like a young girl who has just discovered gay boys, and wants more" TWOP
i was looking for loubotins on ebay(hahahahha) and some bitch was selling them in my size USED! I mean, i wasn't expecting much but still...eww used shoes. It was tempting though...the same pair I want...mary janes
◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘
Welcome to the machine
Happiness is a warm gun
She's clearly been spending less time with her children.
Shocker.
Angel_i - that's what hanging with my mom is like. I like AJ (*dodges flying keyboards*) but my mom and Auntie LOOOOOOOVE her so I always have to hear about her awesomeness
☻ ☻ ☻ ☻ ☻ ☻ ☻ ☻ ☻
That, Roman and Mickey, is the famous Archie Slap. - Johnny Quid, RocknRolla
She looks like JENNY FROM THE BLOCK...LITERALLY