Don't Count The Woz Out!
That CHERYL BURKE really is made of pure evil and lard. How dare she cast a black spell on that poor innocent teddy bear of a man! The Woz waddled out of practice with Karina Smirnoff Ice yesterday wearing a cast on his leg! I just know Mop Head made his leg quit that bitch. It probably relieved because holding up all that man isn't an easy job. I think Caterpillar has passed on that job a few times.
The Woz will not be the latest Dancing with the Has-Beens' victim! This cannot happen. I will pray light tea candles around my MacBook and pray through the night that his leg decides to start fully working again. The Woz may be broken down, but those chichis are looking mighty succulent.
In other Dancing with the Trash news, the curse might have finally backfired! Access Hollywood says that Mop Head's partner, the naked hot dude form Sex & the City, effed up his shoulder. His spokesbitch said, “His shoulder was hurt on Monday, but we just found out yesterday.”
CHERYL BURKE forced him to lift her ass without the help of a lifting belt or crane, right?! Bitch requires heavy lifting! Hos need to proceed with caution.
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He looks like a baboon.
It was funny when Kathy Griffin was dating him and they went to his favorite restaurant (a diner type place) and he kept talking about Segway golf.
Kathy was SO annoyed with him!
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The result of a bitter Kathy Griffin w/ a voodoo doll.
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LMAO, wonder if it is really Cheryl Burke, is she spanish? Does she study Santaria or Brewheria (sp?, both wrong, I know)
DWTS is becoming more dangerous than hockey games.
You would think with all that tech money, which is seemingly depression-proof, he would buy himself a neck.
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i never realized how large the woz is? he should use some of his millions to hire a personal trainer cuz his barrel chest and man boobs ain't cute...
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nice ass...when does it open?
mmmmm Look at those lucious moobs!
judging by how he's looking...woz won't be on the planet much longer...
damn he looks awful....even jobs looks better...course jobs and I
both dropped out of reed college in portland the same year but
I think I've held up better...more partying but less pressure ;p
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I always wondered what became of Harry from Harry And The Hendersons.
Awww the purple teletubby is out Of DWS. www.myspace.com/davi_tv
He always looks like a bear lumbering out of hibernation. A slightly flamboyant bear.
That's not a cast, that the new
"Apple I-Leg"
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C, yeah , I went for the bangs...it was quite a leap of faith but I'm happy with them and I get a lot of compliments....you should do it! :)
ok, going home now, luvz to everyone!
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"I think you will know what I mean when I say this, is that Adam Lambert makes me feel like a young girl who has just discovered gay boys, and wants more" TWOP
Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 03/12/2009 - 3:45pm.
Is that mophead in the last pic? Cuz that's exactly how I have my hair now MK and don't you be calling me no mop head!
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no, that's Karina Smirnoff or whatever her name is. that's a cute hairstyle...i've been thinking of cutting bangs, haven't had them in years.
Is that mophead in the last pic? Cuz that's exactly how I have my hair now MK and don't you be calling me no mop head!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"I think you will know what I mean when I say this, is that Adam Lambert makes me feel like a young girl who has just discovered gay boys, and wants more" TWOP
I'm hating this show already. They should rename it:
Dancing with the Scars.
Geez these contestants are dropping like flies. The leg is the least of his problems. He was so out of breath and soaked in sweat after that one little dance he should have had an emt next to him.
That's a lot of purple-clad weight on put on one out-of-shape leg. He prolly should have hired someone to dance for him.
Wow. Hard to believe that Kathy Griffin let this "Incredible Hunk" get away.
LOL!
For the right price, I would ignore the tube socks with shorts.
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Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 03/12/2009 - 3:26pm.
Mother Superior some computer guy I think like Bill Gates? I may be totally wrong, I guess we should google...
googled: Apple co-founder
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Aha! Thank you :)
Because of him half of the girls at my former uni lost their design work on the macs!!!!
Viva PC!!!! I want to see Bill Gates dancing! :D
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true dat, Stock Broker, true dat. doesn't he have like a bazillion dollars? no excuse, woz. get it together. i know he's a computer nerd and all but he can pay someone to pick his clothes for him.
Submitted by Mopa: "Listen, dancing takes alot of training and time. If you don't have some sort of athletic/dancing background, maybe you shouldn't rush to learn difficult dances in a matter of weeks to be on a TV show."
Exactly! Even trained dancers get injured! It's a miracle more of these desperate attention whores don't get maimed or injured.
Better to try for "Celebrity Apprentice". The worst thing that can happen is Donald Trump or one of his kids bitches you out.
Doesn't he have some other kids, too? You never hear about Tiffany (snerk) Trump...
Mother Superior some computer guy I think like Bill Gates? I may be totally wrong, I guess we should google...
googled: Apple co-founder
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"I think you will know what I mean when I say this, is that Adam Lambert makes me feel like a young girl who has just discovered gay boys, and wants more" TWOP
Dress Socks + Sneakers = asking for an ass kicking.
Who the hell dressed him?
MopHead is not a fattie and I hate the implications of such - but I can forgive MK of anything! ;)
-but don't confuse me with a Burke/DWTS fan!!!
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'K, MAH PUSSY IS HANGING OUT!
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His moobies are bigger than mine.
Who is he? I need to find out......
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the weird shape of his man boobs makes him look like he's wearing a sports bra.
Woz this??? He cannot be out, the candles are great, but you must get seven green apples scoop out the middles and set your candles inside,burn until the insides are as black as Cheryl's heart!!
Bananas are yellow,, teeth should be white!
Nice moobs. The leg is the least of his worries -- dude is in dire need of a Man-zeir and some Spanx.
Suck it up and walk it off you wuss! (that's what Cheryl Burke would yell at him)
Poor Woz. I like the guy. And I thought he did well on the dance floor, considering he's a big ol' bear of a man, and not in the best shape.
That's not a Thighmaster right? Please don't let it be a Thighmaster.
He looks like the guy from Harry and The Hendersons...no not john lithgow, the sasquatch
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Nice to know that all these people are getting hurt for our entertainment. Listen, dancing takes alot of training and time. If you don't have some sort of athletic/dancing background, maybe you shouldn't rush to learn difficult dances in a matter of weeks to be on a TV show.
Honest to god, I'm just waiting for someone to be seriously hurt or die on one of these 'reality' shows.