Dumb Bitch Of The Day!
Today's dumb bitch of the day is a soggy sea creature from a land called Pretentia who, despite what she says, hasn't taken a real good dump in a long ass time. It explains why she's so full of POOP.
In Fishsticks Paltrow's latest GOOP newsletter, the all-knowing and always-perfect piece of snobbery spelled two bitch's names wrong! Okay, I know I'm the last ho who should be calling a bitch out on their spelling mistakes since I have the spelling skills of a shoe-fucking turtle, but it's rich coming from this hag. This hag who believes she can do no wrong. Couldn't she hire a damn slave to check this crap?
You know what's going to happen? Seth ROGEN and SOFIA Coppola will both issue statements saying that they are now changing their names to Rogan and Sophia. They realize that's the way they were meant to spell their names all along. Fishy showed them the light. WATCH.
Here's the owner of the biggest ass stick giving her signature smug face while wearing a Kabbalalahalalalaah bracelet in London last night.
(Thanks Meaghan)
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What would we EVER do without Gywnnie's condescending Goop? Put it back between your legs where it belongs Gwynnie! PLEASE. Oh no, this is my first post here, it's not offensive is it? Where are the non-offenisve posts here? You are all hilarious, but will it make the Lady Gwyneth stop dripping her goop all over us? I feareth not.
What twat calls a movie a "vehicle?" Jus' sickening!
The WORST was when she kept refering to Anthony Hopkins as "AnTony"......
It was funny when they asked Anthony why she was doing that and he said "I don't know......my name is AnTHony!!!!!"
So she's pretentious AND wrong!
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Obviously Ms Paltrow ain't too bothered by passive smoking in a confined space.
Submitted by SICKITTEN on Fri, 03/13/2009 - 12:18am.
And obviously you didnt understand my advertisers comment. The little pictures surrounding the blog, you know with words? They are called advertisements. They pay for MK to sit around and blog. That's how he and Perez Hilton, and other bloggers MAKE MONEY.
Now the higher quality your advertisers and the more hits your site gets, the more you can charge advertisers to run banners on your blog. Perez can charge I believe in the hundreds of thousands.
In short, this is their job. They make serious bank. They can afford to not be lazy and spell FREAKING check.
Get it?
Now Gweny over there at least has children and friends to do lunch with, and movie meetinga to attend. What's MK's excuse?
So no pot calling the kettle black please.
I love MK, but I will call him out on BS posts.
Submitted by SICKITTEN on Fri, 03/13/2009 - 12:18am.
I think you missed my point by a mile. Even MK admitted that he does not spell check! And using critical thinking skills to criticize someone who criticizes for a living is fair. If he can't take it, then why dish it? This is not THE CHURCH of MK. There is no dogma here.
I'm not insulting him; it's just the truth. If you are gonna criticize someone make sure its for something worthwhile. Not spell checking is a low blow, especially if you don't do it yourself.
So you should tell MK( who writes for a living) to spell check. If you feel so passionately about your "amateurs" from the whatevers comment.
Youre not that bright, are you?
Hypocrite!
Submitted by Gigi-A-GoGo on Thu, 03/12/2009 - 9:11pm.
Really? Ate we really critcizing her for not spelling names right ? I like that she is not pretentious enough to know the proper spelling of celebrity names. I mean it's kind of pathetic if you know the proper spelling of every celebrity name. It's like "get a life". Sorry can't cosign on this piece of snark.
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Right, she's got sooooooooooo much going on in her "speshel" life that she can't take the time to Google. Or she just doesn't give a shit...
uh, giving a shit makes the amateurs stand out from the pros. If she doesn't give a shit, just another reason she shouldn't be in the public eye, dumbfuck.
I'm pretty sure MK makes really good money off of this site. Maybe he should hire someone too. He has great advertisers, so let's be real.
---Leave MK out of this and yes he has more talent than any blogger, 'specially Plain Jane Paltrow.
Don't come on here and insult the owner of this blog.
He has great advertisers? Oh, come on.
He's worth sooo much more, homely.
Submitted by Gigi-A-GoGo on Thu, 03/12/2009 - 11:48pm.
---You're not a looker, are you?
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Thu, 03/12/2009 - 9:29pm.
Okay. I dont know what you meant, but I'm still not cosigning. My brain can't handle blatantly illogical thoughts
Love dlisted though! I read everyday.
Submitted by tojo on Thu, 03/12/2009 - 10:46pm.
I can't believe that you are defending that hypocritical post. I like dlisted as much as anyone, but even MK doesnt spell check/ google all the time and he ADMITTED it.
That just doesn't make any sense. I don't care what kind of weird logic anyone uses.
She has a life like we all have a life. I don't sit around googling correct spellings of celebrity names, because I have a life that is deeper than that. And I would expect her to do the same. She has kids, friends, meetings, etc. like everyone else.
It's like people just imagine celebrities eating bon bons all day, while people fan them. I'm sure some of them actually to have hobbies and shizz.
Damn!
I'm pretty sure MK makes really good money off of this site. Maybe he should hire someone too. He has great advertisers, so let's be real.
Submitted by Gigi-A-GoGo on Thu, 03/12/2009 - 9:11pm.
Really? Ate we really critcizing her for not spelling names right ? I like that she is not pretentious enough to know the proper spelling of celebrity names. I mean it's kind of pathetic if you know the proper spelling of every celebrity name. It's like "get a life". Sorry can't cosign on this piece of snark.
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Right, she's got sooooooooooo much going on in her "speshel" life that she can't take the time to Google. Or she just doesn't give a shit...
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yeah i do silly shit like that to. haven't done it lately but i've done it. hope i didn't offend by asking and if i did, i apologize. mike? i didn't mean to offend you either if i did.
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INGROWN MOLES EVERYWHERE!!!! Why doesn't she get them removed? It's a $25 co-payment with insurance.
Oh yeah???? Then GOOP YOU, and a WET FART TOO...
Love it
So wait a minute. who wrote the "dumb bitch" blog on gweneth? was it you or mike?
MK wrote it. I said Jesus, I mean MK take the wheel...or in this case the keyboard.
I just added onto it.
Always featuring other blogs, especially this one, my favorite.
Now to write about silly pet names, how they evolve and sticking my cat's name into songs.
Admit it. You do it, too. Not like I'm asking you to admit peeing in the shower.
@sick kitten:
So wait a minute. who wrote the "dumb bitch" blog on gweneth? was it you or mike?
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I am with the person who said they don't like this family(the knowles). They are the type that think they are high class just because they have money. there's lots of rich people with no class out there (Ex: paris hilton) and lots of
Bitch defines haggard looking...even on a good day.
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Submitted by Gigi-A-GoGo on Thu, 03/12/2009 - 9:11pm.
Really? Ate we really critcizing her for not spelling names right ? I like that she is not pretentious enough to know the proper spelling of celebrity names. I mean it's kind of pathetic if you know the proper spelling of every celebrity name. It's like "get a life". Sorry can't cosign on this piece of snark.
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Oh yeah???? Then GOOP YOU, and a WET FART TOO...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Really? Ate we really critcizing her for not spelling names right ? I like that she is not pretentious enough to know the proper spelling of celebrity names. I mean it's kind of pathetic if you know the proper spelling of every celebrity name. It's like "get a life". Sorry can't cosign on this piece of snark.
can i have the link to your blog?
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Sick Kitten:
can i have the link to your blog?
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I am with the person who said they don't like this family(the knowles). They are the type that think they are high class just because they have money. there's lots of rich people with no class out there (Ex: paris hilton) and lots of
She's kinda homely.
paltrow is just the perfect example of someone who wasn't shot down enough as a child and actually thinks people who are critical of her are jealous of her. can't stand the biatch. i hate her in a different way from paris hilton
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my own personal blog rides off of this bitch's faux pas. I can't believe how she always shoots herself in the foot over and over.
The only excuse is this: She's an uneducated alcoholic.
Nobody can be THAT delusional.
Bang! Bang! What's that? Gwyneth shooting herself in the foot, AGAIN.
gwyneth is a pretentious name....there used to be a girl in
my neighborhood..russian hill San Fran who knew gwyneth P.
and the columnists used to tout her every move...when she was
visiting...guess they went to college together...
I think gwyneth's weirdest false step was that film with wall eyed
Huey Lewis...strange choice ...but her father was directing so..
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Gwyneth dropped out after just one semester in 'college'. And it shows
I'm surprised that GOOPY/fishsticks let that lady close to her with that cigarette in her hand...
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Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 03/12/2009 - 6:22pm.
He's the Paltrow Basement Baby.
Submitted by TexnDoc on Thu, 03/12/2009 - 4:32pm.
Noel Gallagher from that Sun article:
"The thought of James Blunt gives me a migraine. James Blunt is bad for the environment that surrounds this part of my f***ing head here."
HAHAHAH, liking that crabby bitch. James Blunt is bad for everyone.
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Submitted by gucci on Thu, 03/12/2009 - 6:36pm.
@hekki:
Jake Paltrow is very sweet looking. he looks like he might have a nice spirit.
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And a good cock! :P
@hekki:
Jake Paltrow is very sweet looking. he looks like he might have a nice spirit.
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I am with the person who said they don't like this family(the knowles). They are the type that think they are high class just because they have money. there's lots of rich people with no class out there (Ex: paris hilton) and lots of
Submitted by letinstar on Thu, 03/12/2009 - 6:24pm.
fishy needs to never leave the house.
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I corrected that for you. :)
fishy needs to never leave the house without makeup, a stylist and good lighting...
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nice ass...when does it open?
Gwenyth (MISSPELLED deliberately) has a brother!
And he looks like Chris Martin.
http://www.imdb.com/media/rm4100430592/nm0658823
AH HA HA HA HA!
Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 03/12/2009 - 6:10pm.
Submitted by RichBitch on Thu, 03/12/2009 - 6:09pm.
Did you know that Gwyneth in German means "cunt"?
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LMAO ...me too, i'm like "hm, really?" hahahah :dying:
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Submitted by RichBitch on Thu, 03/12/2009 - 6:09pm.
Did you know that Gwyneth in German means "cunt"? It also means that in French, Chinese, Spanish and English.
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Did you know that Gwyneth in German means "cunt"? It also means that in French, Chinese, Spanish and English.
She reminds of those smug trailer trash bitches who suddenly think they know it all just because they escaped the park.
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Gwynnie really needs to PISS THE FUCK OFF. She's spoiled, pretentious and narcissistic.
seth rogaine and Sofia Coppola(her daddy was way better) are both shite. Goop is a retard.
gwyneth is a pretentious name....there used to be a girl in
my neighborhood..russian hill San Fran who knew gwyneth P.
and the columnists used to tout her every move...when she was
visiting...guess they went to college together...
I think gwyneth's weirdest false step was that film with wall eyed
Huey Lewis...strange choice ...but her father was directing so..
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0006718/
in
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1375754/
and
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1107394/
Submitted by TexnDoc on Thu, 03/12/2009 - 4:32pm.
Thanks, TexnDoc. That was worth a great big smile.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7upBJ63qGwY
What a pretentious twat.
~Life's a jest, and all things show it/I thought so once, but now I know it.
Fuckpig says what?
"Dumb Bitch of the Day" Fishsticks is married to dumb dinner-host of the year:
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/bizarre/article2315877.ece?...
Fishstick is having another bad hair day.
"I have the spelling skills of a shoe-fucking turtle"
That line just made me spit my water out! MK, why do I love you so much?
PRETENTIOUS CUNT
HAVE SOME DUMBASS WATER. - Charles Manson!
For some reason I want to like her, but then she opens her disgusting mouth...
HAVE SOME DUMBASS WATER. - Charles Manson!
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You maybe can't spell, but you are the funniest, cleverest blogger ever!!!! If you weren't a homo, I'd love you in a Gemco parking lot long time....
Oh come on, give the kid a break! She has a hard life. It must be really hard for her to have a mother who is a far better actress, who is better looking, funnier, more intelligent and definitely more interesting than Gwenith will ever be.
Geez, she really looks like a hag in those pictures.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7upBJ63qGwY