Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess
Which feisty singer has an insatiable appetite for toe sucking? Her bemused boyfriends are ordered to wash their feet before every bed session. (3am Girls)
This shit comes from the UK, so I'll say Lily Allen or Wino? Actually, Wino wouldn't want them to wash it. She likes that jam!
Which newly engaged lesbian would be horrified to discover her main squeeze has been sleeping around ... with men? (Gatecrasher)
Cat Cora?! No, they are both knocked up. I'll guess Queen Laqueefah?
Which aging supermodel is planning a fake lesbian romance to get the tabloids interested again in her flagging career? (Stylelist via Blind Gossip)
Janice Dickinson?! But that bitch is straight up aged already.
Which star keeps the knickers of his conquests as trophies? His current squeeze nearly dumped him when she found a drawer full of girls' panties. (3am Girls)
Robbie Williams?
Which “Celebrity Apprentice” was such a boozebag behind the scenes that all alcohol had to be removed from the set? (Gatecrasher)
The better question would be, who wasn't? But I'll guess Andrew Dice Clay or The Rodman?
Could it be that a certain bearded lady is sporting a bit of stubble? So say sources close to the buoyant babe who tell me that she’s moved on from her messy marital machinations by stepping out with a well-known gay blade who’s dated his share of Sapphic senoritas. When the pretty palomino began showing off her legal eagle stud to friends, they warned the dazed ditz that she’s repeating her past mistakes. She simply laughed and says, “Don’t you think I’d know if he was gay?” Umm…NO! (Billy Masters)
Vadge was my first guess, but the "legal eagle" shit must mean it's probably Dan Abrams? Dan is currently dating Squinty Zellweger. Squinty will never learn!
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feisty singer? Um, FEIST? is it so obvious it doesn't work?
*barf* those feet are nasty.
1. Joss Stone
2. Jessica Simpson
3. Tyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyra
4. Julian McMahon
5. Joan Rivers or Clint Black
6. Janet Reno
Heehee...u guys r nuts...how did u get from blind items to scrapbooking porn fantasies...sick, i say!
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6 can't be Salma, because she hasn't been married.
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Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 03/12/2009 - 9:56pm.
I think they're all getting high from the hot-melt glue gun fumes. Not sure what the Tiger is high on.
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Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 03/12/2009 - 9:56pm.
Tigerlilly: No, I totally agree with you!
I wonder if the women are scrapbooking BECAUSE they don't get any dick or if they don't get any dick because they're too busy scrapbooking. A chicken or egg thing, if you will. I doubt there's much dick.
Unless they have "adult" scrapbooks for their husbands!... With naughty split beaver Polaroids, captions that say "The Night We Played Hooker and John" and little whips and Monopoly money and condom packages... LOL!
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Those filthy, filthy whores let down their sexay soccer mom bobs from their scrunchies, unbutton those mon jeans and peal off those granny panties, then...
bawp-paka-kaw-ka-ka-ka-ka-bawp *cue the porn music*
Soccer Mom Sexay Times....
"oh yeah...Daddy, you like it like that...You know you want me to...."
FADE TO BLACK...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Tigerlilly: No, I totally agree with you!
I wonder if the women are scrapbooking BECAUSE they don't get any dick or if they don't get any dick because they're too busy scrapbooking. A chicken or egg thing, if you will. I doubt there's much dick.
Unless they have "adult" scrapbooks for their husbands!... With naughty split beaver Polaroids, captions that say "The Night We Played Hooker and John" and little whips and Monopoly money and condom packages... LOL!
I think those women are the kind who have perfectly clean and orderly homes and cars and they do lots of activities with their kids and they're just all perfect.
Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 03/12/2009 - 9:40pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly: "Ok, I'm sorry, but does any other hobby say, "honey, I'm no longer interested in sex" more than scrapbooking???? (apologies to you scrapbooking whores, but you bitches need to put down the glue gun and get some good dick)..."
Oh my god, Tigerlilly, you had me HOWLING with laughter!
When I see those infomercials for that Cricut thing or the shows about scrapbookin, I just marvel... I'm not hating on people who do it, and I have to say that it's a very creative thing and people do a good job with it. It also makes me feel guilty because my kids' photos are sitting in shoeboxes all jumbled up.
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I know, I'll admit to being a jelly h8r of the scrapbooking bitches, but I ain't backin' off you doll collectin' whores...You bitches is FREAKS!!!!!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Tigerlilly: "Ok, I'm sorry, but does any other hobby say, "honey, I'm no longer interested in sex" more than scrapbooking???? (apologies to you scrapbooking whores, but you bitches need to put down the glue gun and get some good dick)..."
Oh my god, Tigerlilly, you had me HOWLING with laughter!
When I see those infomercials for that Cricut thing or the shows about scrapbookin, I just marvel... I'm not hating on people who do it, and I have to say that it's a very creative thing and people do a good job with it. It also makes me feel guilty because my kids' photos are sitting in shoeboxes all jumbled up.
those feet are nast!
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Submitted by DeeDee on Thu, 03/12/2009 - 7:43pm.
Tigerlilly: My town is full of "old hos" and they love the bedazzled sweatshirts, those creepy Marie Osmond dolls, and scrapbooking crap. BTW, I refuse to believe you are a day over 29! ♥
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AHAHAHAHAHAHA! The bedazzled sweatshirts! Those are HWAT! Ok, Marie Osmond has succeeded in making me afraid of dolls AND their collectors including her!!!! Scrapbooking! Ok, I'm sorry, but does any other hobby say, "honey, I'm no longer interested in sex" more than scrapbooking???? (apologies to you scrapbooking whores, but you bitches need to put down the glue gun and get some good dick)...
No, Lauren actually came out with her line of make up BEFORE the mineral make up craze. She had informercials independent of the shopping networks, THEN she hooked up with HNS (I think, not sure which one, but she's definitely on board for several years now)...
Anywho, naw, it's been a while since this old tiger whore has seen 29....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Tigerlilly: My town is full of "old hos" and they love the bedazzled sweatshirts, those creepy Marie Osmond dolls, and scrapbooking crap. BTW, I refuse to believe you are a day over 29! ♥
Submitted by joe shmoe on Thu, 03/12/2009 - 7:32pm.
A draft horse? A giant Shetland? *trying to be helpful*
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A pygmy horse?
Not guessing, just adding that I love that monkey picture...fabulous and Im stealing it from ya MK.
Pretty palomino could be Sienna Miller...she was just yapping about being kicked by a horse.
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Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
~Mark Twain
Ed: Evidently Mr Twain never envisaged the Playboy Mansion.
Submitted by Sheeps on Thu, 03/12/2009 - 6:03pm.
Submitted by BadKat on Thu, 03/12/2009 - 5:56pm.
I am thinking the last one is Star Jones!
But she's not a "pretty palomino." She's kind of a, umm, larger, less-pretty horse.
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A draft horse? A giant Shetland? *trying to be helpful*
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Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
~Mark Twain
Ed: Evidently Mr Twain never envisaged the Playboy Mansion.
Submitted by DeeDee on Thu, 03/12/2009 - 7:19pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Thu, 03/12/2009 - 7:15pm.
Really? I totally believe she's making some serious cash if she's hawkin' HSN products. Where I live, bitches love to buy HSN/QVC/SAH crap.
Hahaha, I love the saying "not even kidding."
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Yep, it's a make up line for old ho's...It's TOTALLY convincing. I seriously ALMOST bought that shit! Ack! Yeah, I'd be a marketer's dream if I weren't a po' ho...I think I'm a po' ho for a reason...;-)
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Thu, 03/12/2009 - 7:15pm.
Really? I totally believe she's making some serious cash if she's hawkin' HSN products. Where I live, bitches love to buy HSN/QVC/SAH crap.
Hahaha, I love the saying "not even kidding."
Submitted by DeeDee on Thu, 03/12/2009 - 6:47pm.
6. Could the aging supermodel be Lauren Hutton? She may have a lot of medical bills after she face planted in a motorcycle accident and needs the cash.
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Nah, she's one of those HSN ho's with a line of make up. Those bitches make BANK! I'll bet that bitch is worth 10's of millions by now, not even kidding!
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6. Could the aging supermodel be Lauren Hutton? She may have a lot of medical bills after she face planted in a motorcycle accident and needs the cash.
6 is Salma Hayek... "buoyant" = chichis, she has been photographed recently as a bearded lady in a new movie, and her new hubby is a CEO of a fashion line. Also as often stated on here she's kind of "with" Penny Cruz.
My Little Pony Parker. She's a palomino, and she's a beard for Matthew Broderick. AND she just got fake boobs, making her buoyant, as well.
#2 is definitely LiLo as she swings both ways.
#5 I cannot figure it out. Rodman likes to party but I never see him out, being a ragging alcoholic.
It would be funny if it was Ivanka but I do not see her getting drunk in public (as she is all about public image). I never read about her in the tabloids. My guess is it is Khloe. She seems like a big drinker. Didn't she also have a DUI not too long ago? Her or Andrew Dice Clay.
#6 I am going with Squinty. She seems to be oblivious to her companion's sexuality.
Submitted by BadKat on Thu, 03/12/2009 - 5:56pm.
I am thinking the last one is Star Jones!
But she's not a "pretty palomino." She's kind of a, umm, larger, less-pretty horse.
I am thinking the last one is Star Jones! "Buoyant Babe"= fat. She and Big Gay Al just divorced and she was dating dating some new lawyer dude. And let's face kids she's got NO gay-dar.
ubmitted by huckabay on Thu, 03/12/2009 - 5:36pm.
Those are some of the grossest feet I've ever--EVAR--seen!! What's with the big toe on that left foot? It looks like it's missing a joint out of the middle. I CAN'T STOP LOOKING!!! GROSS!!!!!!
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Methinks that those are Parasite Hilton's Size Elevens teasing her kingkajou.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Those are some of the grossest feet I've ever--EVAR--seen!! What's with the big toe on that left foot? It looks like it's missing a joint out of the middle. I CAN'T STOP LOOKING!!! GROSS!!!!!!
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Submitted by Stock Broker on Thu, 03/12/2009 - 5:22pm.
We agree that the panty-saver could be Jude Law.
I had forgotten that Ivanka was on Celebrity Apprentice. Yep, Daddy has hide the booze so that Ivanka doesn't embarrass him with a boozy bitchfight with Joan Rivers. I'd pay to see that battle.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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1. Katy Perry or Beth Ditto
2. Jodie Foster
3. Christie Turlington (gorgeous but strikes me as closet gayelle)
4. Jude Law or Colin Ferrel
5. Donald Trump's daughter "Iwanker" or whatever the hell her name is.
6. Squinty Zellweiggerjigger
what kind of monkey is that ...a monchichi?
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4- Russel Brand!
6- Renee Zellwegger. That one can't spot a gay cock.
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#5 def has to be Khole Kardashian. She was granted a leave of absence from a court-ordered alcohol education program to compete on Celebrity Apprentice.
Her name is Chole spelled with a "K", she only had three choices in life.. stripper, alchy, or a combination of both.
Also, the charity she chose to benefit is The Brent Shapiro Foundation for Alcohol and Drug Awareness. TOTAL COVER! haha
The stubbled woman is Madonna! I just emailed to you.
muthafucka.
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Submitted by Sheeps on Thu, 03/12/2009 - 4:46pm.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Thu, 03/12/2009 - 4:45pm.
Hi, Sheeps. Here's my guesses for today.
Hi! Like the Jude Law entry.
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It's fits his image so well.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Thu, 03/12/2009 - 4:45pm.
Hi, Sheeps. Here's my guesses for today.
Hi! Like the Jude Law entry.
Hi, Sheeps. Here's my guesses for today.
1. Lady Ca-Ca. She's weird enough.
2. SamRo and LiLo. LiLo still swings both ways.
3. Lauren Hutton. Where's she been lately?
4. Jude Law. He's a pantywaist panty-saver.
5. Joan Rivers. Explains everything about her.
6. Renee Zellwegger. Her gaydar's broken.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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God, that answer is written in stone. Years ago I would have guessed Bebe Neuwirth and George Stephanopoulis who "dated" for like 5 minutes.
Those are likely Robbie's own knickers.
I think Zellweger is the perfect guess for the last one. Dan Abrams is a political analyst and the Washington Blade is the DC LGBT paper ("gay blade").
Actually, I think these are probably MK's best guesses in one BI post in a long time.
I def think the last one has a good shot at being Squinty.
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toes are gross, blech
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#1 - Feist? lol
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the last one, with all the horse references, must be SJP (and the messy gay husband) although I have not idea who she's dating while dumping her No. 1 Gay.
I think the last one is Star Jones because the piece kept referring to "legal eagle" and shes a lawyer and we all know her former husband was likly gay....
for #2 might be the chick from Criminal Minds Kirsten Vangsness, yesterday she announced her engagement to another chick, she's not really famous but the timing seems perfect
I love the monkey picture.
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