Kate Moss Is Showing The Children Of The World How It's Done
At a Fendi party in Paris last night, the human 8-ball known as Kate Moss did what she does best while sitting with young Leonetta Fendi. First of all, she was watching Beth Ditto shaking her ham hocks so you'd be out-of-your-brains tanked too. Second of all, Lil' Leonetta is learning how to be a fucked-up mess from one of the best! You have to learn some day, so you might as well as learn from the cokey master! Although, Leonetta is sitting a little too close. She could accidentally breath in a rogue particle. At this point, she should be observing, not participating. But you know Kate asked her if she was holding.
This shit was a Fendi party and I couldn't find any pictures of Karl Lagerfeld! The zombie queen probably died for good when Beth Ditto stripped down and started jiggling her business. You know that shit's a good party when Kate Moss is boozing with a child and the living dead dies.
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The little girl next to her is not the only child she is with! She is also "with child" in the pregnant sense while she drinks, smokes and does whatever else! Stupid bitch!
That kid is creepy looking
Submitted by lizzieb on Fri, 03/13/2009 - 8:30am.
Listen you selfish cows, if I can give up drinking when pregnant then anyone can. The same cannot be said for salt and vinegar crisps.
hahahahaha.
Damn! Don't they have orthodontists in Europe for that poor child? Or did she get meth mouth from associating w/KM?
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Submitted by You Knew Who on Fri, 03/13/2009 - 5:22am.
Mossy does look pregnant and more is the pity. YOu know the selfish twat is still snortin, dirnking and smoking up a storm. WHen she gives birth to a two headed baby, she will be in OK Magazine weeping over her tradgey and asking why did this happen to me.
I suspected that was the case with Jordan and Harvey but I don't know now. Anyhoo, Moss reminds me of selfish bitches who say 'oh I can't give up drinking/ smoking/ drugs as the stress would be worse for the baabeee' Listen you selfish cows,if I can give up drinking when pregnant then anyone can. The same cannot be said for salt and vinegar crisps.
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If she's pregnant, that's going to be one fucked up kid.
isn't this some form of child abuse?
Mossy does look pregnant and more is the pity. YOu know the selfish twat is still snortin, dirnking and smoking up a storm. WHen she gives birth to a two headed baby, she will be in OK Magazine weeping over her tradgey and asking why did this happen to me. But in the bizzaro universe, Kate will give birth to a perfectly healthy baby while some woman who took care of herself during her pregnancy gives birth to a baby with physical defects.
It makes me wonder about the laws of Karma
Oh and that Fendi kid is just average looking, nothing special. Why aren't her parents getting those chompers fixed??? If the Fendi's run out of money, you know hell just froze over
Unlike Kate, the little girl is darling and exudes health. I love her dress.
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I think Leonetta looks exotic in the other pics...it's just them teef...
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Submitted by Sock-Monkey on Thu, 03/12/2009 - 11:10pm.
Fuck. How did the Fendi kid find work with a face like that? And yeah, little bitch is u.g.l.y.
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Must have the same agent as Kate Moss.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Fuck. How did the Fendi kid find work with a face like that? And yeah, little bitch is u.g.l.y.
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Is she double fisted or is the kid drinking too?
Neither one would surprise me.......
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i know you like to think your shit don't stink
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see, roses really smell like boo boo
I still don't know how she ever became a model, she's only suitable for a plastic surgeon's "before" pictures.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
These pics of Kate Moss's face looking at Beth Dittos fat, sweaty body made my fucking week.
Just shut up and eat my ass.
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Submitted by Freak Speely on Thu, 03/12/2009 - 9:28pm.
I still can't believe fucking Beth Ditto is friends with my ex and used to live outside of Searcy fucking Arkansas in the COUNTRY. Now she's going to Fendi parties in Paris and is still a fatass. *But*...she can sing.
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I love her melodic Southern accent, too. So pretty!"
She does a helluva cover of "Swing Low, Sweet Chariot".
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Thu, 03/12/2009 - 10:43pm.
I bet her breath smells like hobo dick.
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*looking around room, putting tiger paw in front of tiger mouth...testing tiger breath*...
Yeah, I bet her breath smells...*downing entire bottle of Peppermint Schnapps*...What? What?
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Miss Thang on Thu, 03/12/2009 - 10:28pm.
Look, people. The Fendi kid is not attractive, ok? Suck it up, swish it around, and swallow it. Kids can be ugly too, not just us adults. Who knows, maybe she'll grow into a beautiful swan someday. Until then, in these pics, she is way below average looking for a 12 yr old girl. Awkward stage or not.
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Oh Miss Thang, she's not "unattractive"...she just doesn't yet possess any kind of useful attractiveness....It's not so hopeless...yet...
and yes, this is taken virtually word for word from the birthday cards my mother sends me every year...minus the "Saint Tropez is gorgeous dear, but because, you are not, we will send our best wishes to you rather than send for you...It's for the best... Kisses..."
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
I bet her breath smells like hobo dick.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Thu, 03/12/2009 - 10:34pm.
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Girl, I usta live next door to a chick that would brew (*ahem cut*) the most effective hangover remedey...the "white coffee"...the Bolivian marching powder...the nose candy...the booger sugar, the daily nasal dusting, the schnoz soda, the devil's dandruff...
Oh, and how my "neighbors" were able to get over their hangovers toute de suite...Know what I'm sayin' *wink, wink, nudge, nudge...*....
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the ex roomie did the nose candy from time to time...he and his boyfriend were pretty fucked for quite a while...of course i was clueless until after they had a big old gay fight and then all secrets were revealed...
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nice ass...when does it open?
That poor kid! Get her away from that snorting monster!
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Thu, 03/12/2009 - 9:14pm.
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You a HOT SLUT here though, bitch...Count on dat...Word...:-)
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i know you like to think your shit don't stink
but if you lean a little bit closer
see, roses really smell like boo boo
Submitted by letinstar on Thu, 03/12/2009 - 10:24pm.
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Submitted by moomarse on Thu, 03/12/2009 - 10:09pm.
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looks like kate has a handle on her cocktails...i bet this skinny bitch didn't spill a drop during this entire event...
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cranberry vodka & wine... mmmm...that'll be a nice hangover!
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Hangovers are for chumps! White coffee is the breakfast of champions...GO KATIE, GO KATIE!
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my ex roommate lived on vodka and cranberry juice AND beer...he never had a hangover...and he never spilled a drop either...;)
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Girl, I usta live next door to a chick that would brew (*ahem cut*) the most effective hangover remedey...the "white coffee"...the Bolivian marching powder...the nose candy...the booger sugar, the daily nasal dusting, the schnoz soda, the devil's dandruff...
Oh, and how my "neighbors" were able to get over their hangovers toute de suite...Know what I'm sayin' *wink, wink, nudge, nudge...*....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Look, people. The Fendi kid is not attractive, ok? Suck it up, swish it around, and swallow it. Kids can be ugly too, not just us adults. Who knows, maybe she'll grow into a beautiful swan someday. Until then, in these pics, she is way below average looking for a 12 yr old girl. Awkward stage or not.
HAVE SOME DUMBASS WATER. - Charles Manson!
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Thu, 03/12/2009 - 10:19pm.
Submitted by letinstar on Thu, 03/12/2009 - 10:12pm.
Submitted by moomarse on Thu, 03/12/2009 - 10:09pm.
Submitted by letinstar on Thu, 03/12/2009 - 10:03pm.
looks like kate has a handle on her cocktails...i bet this skinny bitch didn't spill a drop during this entire event...
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cranberry vodka & wine... mmmm...that'll be a nice hangover!
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Hangovers are for chumps! White coffee is the breakfast of champions...GO KATIE, GO KATIE!
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my ex roommate lived on vodka and cranberry juice AND beer...he never had a hangover...and he never spilled a drop either...;)
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nice ass...when does it open?
Submitted by Freak Speely on Thu, 03/12/2009 - 9:28pm.
I still can't believe fucking Beth Ditto is friends with my ex and used to live outside of Searcy fucking Arkansas in the COUNTRY. Now she's going to Fendi parties in Paris and is still a fatass. *But*...she can sing.
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I love her melodic Southern accent, too. So pretty!
HAVE SOME DUMBASS WATER. - Charles Manson!
I'm just wondering: if Kate Moss spills her rum and diet coke on the kid's Mentos dress will it go off like a volcano?
There is not a damn thing wrong with that Fendi child.
Submitted by letinstar on Thu, 03/12/2009 - 10:12pm.
Submitted by moomarse on Thu, 03/12/2009 - 10:09pm.
Submitted by letinstar on Thu, 03/12/2009 - 10:03pm.
looks like kate has a handle on her cocktails...i bet this skinny bitch didn't spill a drop during this entire event...
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cranberry vodka & wine... mmmm...that'll be a nice hangover!
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Hangovers are for chumps! White coffee is the breakfast of champions...GO KATIE, GO KATIE!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Leonetta Fendi needs some thinspiration from Allegra Beck.
Right now she is the La Cosa Nostra version of Taterhead Willis.
Submitted by moomarse on Thu, 03/12/2009 - 10:09pm.
Submitted by letinstar on Thu, 03/12/2009 - 10:03pm.
looks like kate has a handle on her cocktails...i bet this skinny bitch didn't spill a drop during this entire event...
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cranberry vodka & wine... mmmm...that'll be a nice hangover!
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skinny kate has no problem mixing her booze...she's a pro...as long as she she someone holding her hair while she barfs in the bushes, she'll be fine...
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nice ass...when does it open?
Submitted by letinstar on Thu, 03/12/2009 - 10:03pm.
looks like kate has a handle on her cocktails...i bet this skinny bitch didn't spill a drop during this entire event...
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cranberry vodka & wine... mmmm...that'll be a nice hangover!
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - 11/24/2008
looks like kate has a handle on her cocktails...i bet this skinny bitch didn't spill a drop during this entire event...
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nice ass...when does it open?
isn't this cokehead pregnant? WTF? So now she's not only the poster child for "Models Gone Bad" but she's also shitty model material for all those pregnant teenagers who are dying to drink ! I say teenagers because I'd like to believe most adult women know better than to get shitfaced with a child in them!
This bitch is pure trash. I hope she never gets another job in the business for as long as she lives! She needs to be scrubbing toilets somewhere and gain some f*cking perspective on life. Life is not one big runway show or some f*cking pretentious PARTY!
Kate's eyes in the 6th thumbnail are seriously looking in two different directions.
Maybe it's because she's drunk.
We know a family who has all slightly wonky eyes that look in weird directions. The daughter is the worst, but they all have it to some degree or other. When they get drunk, it's disconcerting because you don't know WHERE to look.
When did Kelly Osborne start MCing parties like this!?
I still can't believe fucking Beth Ditto is friends with my ex and used to live outside of Searcy fucking Arkansas in the COUNTRY. Now she's going to Fendi parties in Paris and is still a fatass. *But*...she can sing.
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Submitted by peopleperson on Thu, 03/12/2009 - 9:18pm.
AMEN!
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I got an AMEN from our sista peopleperson...thankya and god bless my sista...*mopping sweat off tiger brow*...Where you other witnesses? Can I get an AMEN from my other DListed ho's in the name of all that is beeyootayful?
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AMEN!
Submitted by mcnightmare on Thu, 03/12/2009 - 8:34pm.
tigerlilly, you are the picture of feline grace.
i had a twelve head, i swear to god. with big almond shaped eyes - i was like a conehead baby tyty.
then when i went through a pretty phase, wouldn't you know it, everybody knew it but me.
now i'm middle aged with acne (still got back and boobs tho, hey! saggy, but not lost):
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You a HOT SLUT here though, bitch...Count on dat...Word...:-)
Can I get a DListed "Amen" from the DListed congregation that McNightmare is a HOT SLUT??? I say can I get an AMEN from my people?????
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
I don't know who little Leonetta Fendi is, but in the top pic, she reminds me of the youngest child on Growing Pains.
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tigerlilly, you are the picture of feline grace.
i had a twelve head, i swear to god. with big almond shaped eyes - i was like a conehead baby tyty.
then when i went through a pretty phase, wouldn't you know it, everybody knew it but me.
now i'm middle aged with acne (still got back and boobs tho, hey! saggy, but not lost):
BUT - back OT:
i think kate still looks good, although how she manages it i don't know. i think alcohol must affect the brits differently - they conquered the world drunk, after all. hail brittania, muthafuckahs!
that little fendi bag - i mean, GIRL - will be fine. i'm not sure growing up idolizing supermodels is the best thing for a kid, especially a female kid, but at least her parents will be able of affordrehab and to finance her periods of 'finding herself'. we should all be so lucky (parents OR children).
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i know you like to think your shit don't stink
but if you lean a little bit closer
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Submitted by Sheeps on Thu, 03/12/2009 - 7:55pm.
LOL! IG's lucky to have you whor- representing her!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Just in time for Friday the 13th! That little Leonetta Fendi girl looks like the Jason Vorghese mutant child from the first couple of movies in the series.
Boy, these fashion houses sure offer some nasty genes to the unlucky offspring.
Submitted by mcnightmare on Thu, 03/12/2009 - 7:44pm.
tigerlilly - it looks like she does have braces, in the pic where kate has her arms raised (says a mommy who is financing some serious orthodonture as we speak). they might have pulled out a molar or something to make some space.
and i think that little girl will be drop dead gorgeous, if not 'exotic' looking, before she gets her first accessories line.
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Ok, good. I hate it when rich whores don't take care of they chirrun's teefs! I mean, WTF up with Caroline Kennedy's teefs???? Anywho, yeah, that kid has a perfect nose, and she is in that "awkward stage", so she will maybe grow up to be stunning. I dunno, it could go either way. She could be either gorgeous or Torifyingly fug...
I'm gonna bet she grow into that head/jaw sitch and she gonna be purty....I was a cute kid and I grew up to be fug...Oh, and you know who was a FUGLY kid who grew up to be a supermodel? Angie Everheart (sp?)...Just too soon to tell...
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Fendi child will grow up to be beautiful. She has nice bone structure, I think. As far as her teeth, what's with the "perfect teeth" obsession.
It's an American thing, right?
Submitted by Deb on Thu, 03/12/2009 - 7:52pm.
I'm her pim--sorry, agent.