When Lily Allen Attacks!
File this under: This bitch needs to spend some time with her bong (and her stylist needs to spend less time with it).
Lily Allen got pap slappy in London today. Homegirl went crazy on a mob of pappies after one of them bumped into her car. Bitch got out of her car, flew a water bottle at one pap and then slapped at another. Right Hook Lily had to be taken away by her security.
You know, I would be filled with all sorts of anger if I was wearing that shit. JUST LOOK. Scan your eyes down. If your eyes haven't burned off, you know what the real crime here is. Ug-Ug-UGGGGGGGS!!!! And she's actually slapping something else while wearing FUGGS! Bitch needs to turn that fist around and hit herself! Hit herself in the damn eyes for wearing that shit. Then she needs to punch at those FUGGS, rip them off and douse them in water. Lock this ho up and throw away the key. The act of Fuggery is a criminal offense!
Looking at this whole outfit is making me want to whoop a trick. And I love how her security guard is just thinking "This bitch again...." as he slowly pulls her away.
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"Bitch needs to turn that fist around and hit herself! Hit herself in the damn eyes for wearing that shit. "
lol!!
she does have a strong right hook
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I'd pay a lot to see one of the paps (or anyone standing close to her, really) to throw a glass bottle at her head.
Now that would be funny.
I like her. Look at the rage and how she throws that left hook
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Clearly 'Lily of the Alley' did not understand what they meant when they told her to do a Pap Smear.
I mean, really, who gives a fuck about this troll?? What is the big deal? There's nothing speshul about Lily Allen except her maid's feet maybe. And thunder thighs. I love to see those fat feet squeezed into too-tight shoes so that her toes look like stuffed sausages. She can get up on stage and push out one of her average song turds but I'll be focused on her fat legs n feet more than anything. Mesmerizing.
And what the fuck is wrong with her legs? She's short and so am I! We don't have model legs but we're not fat, you people are pahtetic!
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Fucking Love her! Whatever haters!
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When Lily said she was gonna kick that paps' ass, he laughed....You can't kick ass with Wal-Mart Ughs on!!!!
Give me the good news.......Where do you get your hair done?
I fuckin hate this pig nosed bitch. Talk about someone who think their shit doesnt stink, this bitch is a joke she needs to just go the fuck away. Another typical spoiled little rich girl who can't handle life. Cry me a fuckin river, stupid bitch.
'I know you want to but you cant say yes.'- George Michael.
Submitted by Green Is Good on Fri, 03/13/2009 - 7:40am.
Gooood morning, Sluts! On to the topic at hand.
Lily, please. You LOVE the attention. Your phony outrage is obvious and lame.
I'll second that. If her father wasn't famous(ish) she would be just another wannabe. Very irritating, especially the Mockney accent when she grew up in a very posh part of London.She makes me feel stabby.
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Gooood morning, Sluts! On to the topic at hand.
Lily, please. You LOVE the attention. Your phony outrage is obvious and lame.
Man, she wants to be Wino in the worst way. How soon before she goes to rehab, stages lesbian drama in St Lucia and scours Camden looking for bitches to cut when they ask for her autograph?
Everybody who attempts to squish those maggots known as paps and often confused with actual human beings is my new best friend.
(... though it is an utter challenge if "everybody" should include this bloated nobody.)
I love how everytime you see her punching people they always have that 'okay little girl play time's over' look on their face. She needs to take boxing lessons or something cause she must punch like a punk.
I love how they didn't even bother to really blur out her plates. I guess those paps were like fuck her.
I wish she would stop wearing thights. Doesn't anyone tell her she has little squat legs and fat knees and no one wants to see them. I mean seriously I don't know how short she is but by the size of those little thunder thighs I'm going to put her at 5'2? Stop showing them off, you're not Elle McPherson!
Lilly, Girl...Before you threw that bottle did you check to see if you could get a deposit back for it??? Don't thrown money away. Afterall U B Broke!!
She looks like Batman in that outfit...
Begging everyone to buy her album and wondering why it's not selling...hmmm...
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WARRR LILY!
Someone smack this whore.
stupid bitch. It's easy to start shit with everyone and be a royal cunt when you have a security guard to protect your ass everywhere.
Sank you. Sank you berry muz.
Fuck the paps when they get in her way ~~ I bet all celebs who have these idiots following them every where must be SICK SICK SICK of it. I see no probs with cameras being at events and such.. But they should be allowed to have a PRIVATE life ~~ with no cameras in their face every where they go. PATHETIC I say.
Is she channelling Belinda Carlisle, circa 1987?
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
I like her chunky little legs, I just want to pinch them
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"It's simple for most people, you give 'em a Big Mac and a pair of Nikes and they're happy. I can't relate to 99% of humanity."
What the fuck is the point if you're wearing all this shit and your arms are bare? Is this one of those fucked up contraptions that you tuck your arms into?
After spending 1-1/2 weeks in the snow, I am convinced I have been living on another planet seeing all the weird ass garments people wore in the cold.
Florida: Sandals, shorts, tank tops. That is it people.
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omg I cant believe it, yes I can. Great arm, good eye.=)
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She is such a dumb bitch. I can't stand her, and I couldn't even identify one of her songs if there were a test.
“You a motherfucker and ain’t all that.”
I am more offended by her legs than her Uggs.
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why would you lie about something dumb like that?
why would you lie, about anything at all?
-Vampire Weekend "Oxford Comma"
Submitted by DR.FUNK on Thu, 03/12/2009 - 10:18pm.
The Mets are looking for a 4th outfielder.Can she handle a bat?
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My guess is she can handle the bat all the way up to and including the fist...
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"...Soon we'll be away from here. Step on the gas and wipe that tear away...."
The Mets are looking for a 4th outfielder.Can she handle a bat?
Submitted by Uncle Ashtray on Thu, 03/12/2009 - 10:13pm.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Thu, 03/12/2009 - 10:09pm.
Thanks, those look great next to my Special Olympics bronze.
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To go along with your multiple AVN Awards, I'm sure.......
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solo division
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
This bitch is fugly and her music suck major ass!
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Thu, 03/12/2009 - 10:09pm.
Thanks, those look great next to my Special Olympics bronze.
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To go along with your multiple AVN Awards, I'm sure.......
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"...Soon we'll be away from here. Step on the gas and wipe that tear away...."
Submitted by Uncle Ashtray on Thu, 03/12/2009 - 10:08pm.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Thu, 03/12/2009 - 10:02pm.
Somebody get this bitch an umbrella and a Latte.
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LMAO!!!!!!!
And the fucking pink wig too...........
Congrats! 6-time Runner Up now!
Impressive!
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Thanks, those look great next to my Special Olympics bronze.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Thu, 03/12/2009 - 10:02pm.
Somebody get this bitch an umbrella and a Latte.
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LMAO!!!!!!!
And the fucking pink wig too...........
Congrats! 6-time Runner Up now!
Impressive!
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"...Soon we'll be away from here. Step on the gas and wipe that tear away...."
Celeb's should be able to legally kill paps... unless they're the ones that called them to begin with. Then they need to be shot....
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - 11/24/2008
Somebody get this bitch an umbrella and a Latte.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
lily looks really stanky in those cutoffs...
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nice ass...when does it open?
Submitted by luscious_t on Thu, 03/12/2009 - 9:52pm.
Thanks - that's my old standby when I don't have anythng more relevant to use. ~haha It was my first one, created back in the glory days of BritBrit's breakdown...
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Man......those were the days! So many good times then on dlisted.
*Uncle sniffles & reminisces*
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"...Soon we'll be away from here. Step on the gas and wipe that tear away...."
Well, if she wasn't acting like such a bitch I might say she looks cute!
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Submitted by Uncle Ashtray on Thu, 03/12/2009 - 9:50pm.
Thanks - that's my old standby when I don't have anythng more relevant to use. ~haha It was my first one, created back in the glory days of BritBrit's breakdown...
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'K, MAH PUSSY IS HANGING OUT!
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Submitted by luscious_t on Thu, 03/12/2009 - 9:38pm.
Love your new avie!
LOLOLOLOL!
It took me a minute or 2 to "get it"....
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"...Soon we'll be away from here. Step on the gas and wipe that tear away...."
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Submitted by Uncle Ashtray on Thu, 03/12/2009 - 9:32pm.
Submitted by gyeah on Thu, 03/12/2009 - 9:24pm.
Hhahaahh it does look like a plug! I never noticed that. It's a sideways wide smile face dude, the = is the eyes the D is the mouf. How long you been on the internet??
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Oh yeah! I see it now....
How long have I been on the internet?
Actually I only come on when I'm not hanging with my "real human friends"....PSH!
Sorry! I owed you that one!!!!
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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LOL good one!
Submitted by gyeah on Thu, 03/12/2009 - 9:36pm.
Are you on MS?
I need another friend........
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"...Soon we'll be away from here. Step on the gas and wipe that tear away...."
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britian's version of the US's trailer people.
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Lady Gaga and Beth Ditto are from the US, so you are only half right.
I think the four mentioned are more like icons for gay males.
The real crime here are those cutoffs! Eeeww!
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'K, MAH PUSSY IS HANGING OUT!
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Submitted by Uncle Ashtray on Thu, 03/12/2009 - 9:32pm.
Sorry! I owed you that one!!!!
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Oh jeez. Another one who wants to be famous but doesn't want to be photographed.
If you don't like it, do a Garbo.
Submitted by gyeah on Thu, 03/12/2009 - 9:24pm.
Hhahaahh it does look like a plug! I never noticed that. It's a sideways wide smile face dude, the = is the eyes the D is the mouf. How long you been on the internet??
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Oh yeah! I see it now....
How long have I been on the internet?
Actually I only come on when I'm not hanging with my "real human friends"....PSH!
Sorry! I owed you that one!!!!
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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"...Soon we'll be away from here. Step on the gas and wipe that tear away...."
Submitted by TITS on Thu, 03/12/2009 - 9:06pm
TITS! your tits move! is that new?
Pathetic fat cows like her shouldn't think they can do anything & get away with it. One day, she's going to pull that BS on a photog who will not only stand his ground, but will flatten her ugly ass. I hope for her sake that day never comes.
There's a great line from the TV series Futurama about this kind of celebrity. Bender the robot says "I can't run people over; I'm not famous enough to get away with it". Truer words were never spoken...
Oh no, not the Audi! Fame and fortune is such a bummer.