Sunday, March 15th 2009

Birthday Sluts

Sly Stone (66)
Eva Amurri (24)
Kellan Lutz (24)
Will.i.am (34)
Eva Longoria (34)
Mark Hoppus (37)
Penny Lancaster (38)
Kim Raver (40)
Mark McGrath (41)
Bret Michaels (46)
Terence Trent D'Arby (47)
Fabio (50)
Renny Harlin (50)
Dee Snider (54)
David Cronenberg (66)
Judd Hirsch (74)

Posted by: Michael K


hannie's picture

Look! This is last year's list for the Mar 15th Bday Sluts!

Mark McGrath (40)
Eva Amurri (23)
Eva Longoria (33) - 33 AGAIN?! Bitch please!
Kim Raver (39)
Bret Michaels (45)
Terence Trent D'Arby (46)
Fabio (47)
Renny Harlin (49)
Dee Snider (53)
Sly Stone (65)
David Cronenberg (65)
Judd Hirsch (73)

SO last year Fabio was 47 and this year he is.. 50?!
Dee Snider was 53 last year. And again this year?

Bondagebarbie's picture

Happy Birthday sluts and extra spanks to
Bret Michaels,Dee Snider and David Cronenberg!

xoxoxoxox
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

Ophelias evil twin's picture

Haha Dee Snider. I think Xtina copied his look for the Moulin Rouge Lady Marm video.

It was also Nancy Wilson of Heart's b'day yesterday. She's 55 and still knows how to work it.

SICKITTEN's picture

Fabio is 50?!

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No,he is not.

Fabio is 50?!

flyerdu's picture

I found a hot place, you should try it ___ W e a l t h y b e a u t y . C o m_____a great place for rich man to meet young and beautiful woman.............

DeeDee's picture

Happy Birthday David Cronenberg! You directed/wrote many of my favorite movies:

Naked Lunch
eXistenz
The Fly
Dead Ringers
Crash
The Dead Zone
History of Violence
Eastern Promises

Jill-The-Ripper's picture

Sly is my family's one claim to fame. In the late 60s he was arrested (I think for speeding) My dad was a district judge and Sly was arraigned in his office, which was in our basement. I was about 6 and slept thru the whole thing.
:(

Kp's picture

March 15 is tacky birthday day!

Madam Pince's picture

Judd Hirsch is one of my favorite pepaws. HB, you hot thing!

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“I went through several "therapy" sessions with Dr. Jack Daniels to forget that horrific memory."

Bret's hair-plugs are 46 maybe.

letinstar's picture

whatever sly stone....still love ya...

bret michaels...46? that is straight lie telling...

happy birthday to all the birthday sluts...
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nice ass...when does it open?

DR.FUNK's picture

All the rock stars who have drugged themselves to death.Sly Stone just keeps on tickin'.Bizarre.

woodhorse's picture

Submitted by Jaded - the original on Sun, 03/15/2009 - 2:15pm.
Happy BDay Terrence Trent Darby...

"Sign your name across my heart...
I want you to be my baby."

!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Remember the video where he puts his hand across that woman's face and pulls her back into his embrace? Terence Trent D'Arby knows how to do "violence" the sexy way - unlike the Chris Brown Scourge of the Earth way.

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Submitted by devilgirl on Sun, 03/15/2009 - 9:54am.

Bret Michaels is only 46?! My ass.
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OK let's switch those numbers around... Bret is really 64!

Happy Birthday to all especially Sly Stone.

"I wanna rock I wanna rock I wanna rock I I I I wanna rock right now" Doo Doo Brown

Jaded - the original's picture

Happy BDay Terrence Trent Darby...

"Sign your name across my heart...
I want you to be my baby."

Hysteria's picture

Happy Day Sly Stone!

Lookin' at the devil, grinnin' at his gun
Fingers start shakin', I begin to run

Bullets start chasin', I begin to stop
We begin to wrestle I was on the top

Want to thank you falettinme be mice elf agin
I wanna thank you falettinme be mice elf agin

Want to thank you for the party, I could never stay
Many thangs is on my mind, words in the way

Dance to the music
All nite long
Everyday people
Sing a simple song

.

Bonasera's picture

Wow, Fabio is 50? My, how fast time really does fly. I used to have a crush on him at the height of his cover boy days. He was a real horndog. It's no wonder he's still single.

Dee Snyder looks good for 54 regardless of the fug face. That just cannot be helped.

woodhorse's picture

Oh, and Terence Trent D'Arby is a hot piece. Why don't we see him instead of Kanye?

woodhorse's picture

Sly and the Family Stone is Gay AND part of the McDonald Clan? How did I miss that?

mike's picture

I think Sly's going for the inner-city Santa Claus look.

madam s.'s picture

Sheeps,

With the right designer "Fly Fishing" could be entirely different.

Submitted by madam s. on Sun, 03/15/2009 - 11:28am.

Sly is sporting a very hot funkadelic lumberjack look right there. I don't remember seeing that section at L.L. Bean.

Part of Bean's Winter Crack collection.

madam s.'s picture

Sly is sporting a very hot funkadelic lumberjack look right there. I don't remember seeing that section at L.L. Bean.

LuLu Fitz's picture

Submitted by EvilShoe on Sun, 03/15/2009 - 11:13am.

LOL!

Happy Birthday Mark!

EvilShoe's picture

Will.i.am (34)

Who the fuck IS that?

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Submitted by OXA on Sun, 03/15/2009 - 10:53am.
Submitted by korupsi on Sun, 03/15/2009 - 10:50am.
why does steam come out of my vagina???!?

I think its the heat your farts generate.
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no, you're wrong. it's a harmful greenhouse gas.

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why does steam come out of my vagina???!?
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boobxqueen's picture

Bret Michaels is living the life...
=l

Old timey Sly Stone medley (groovy costumes):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4G861C3J9ms

OXA's picture

Submitted by parissucksliterally on Sun, 03/15/2009 - 10:51am.
LOTS of cheesy people born today.

Yeah made me think of March Madness and I realized The Ides of March os the 15th so it makes sense.

xerquina's picture

if there was a band i wanted to be part of from the 70s, it'd be sly and the family stone. happy birfday mr. Stone.

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Leave my kids fucking out of it! What have they done? You fucking retract that bit about my cunt fucking kids!-Harry

OXA's picture

Submitted by korupsi on Sun, 03/15/2009 - 10:50am.
why does steam come out of my vagina???!?

I think its the heat your farts generate.

parissucksliterally's picture

LOTS of cheesy people born today.

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"I think she's an ass...I think she's ugly. And I think she's a disgusting human being..."
-Anne McCourt, 81 years old, re: Paris Hilton (was filmed and is now pissed she will be on a reality show )

korupsi's picture

so many people are pulling a Charo nowadays. we have Kathy Hilton's 50th birthday before and now we have Brett Micheal's 46th birthday?

how come Fabio is only 50? he looks closer to 70.

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why does steam come out of my vagina???!?
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OXA's picture

Submitted by Anonymouse73 on Sun, 03/15/2009 - 10:05am.
How weird. I saw a Terrance Trent D'Arby cd in a used cd store yesterday and considered buying it. I used to have the ALBUM, which I won from a radio station. Remember those days? :P

Yes I do, the album covers were fab pieces of art. In that photo of Sly Stone,is not his family's tartan.
It looks more like Rod Stewart's. lol

Mashy's picture

Bret Micheals is 46? Yeah, and all of the girls on the Rock of Love Bus are clap-free.

Auntie Mame's picture

HB Sly!!!!!!!

"Jesus and God really need to file a joint lawsuit against bitches for dragging their good names into unadulterated fuckery!" MK 2/15/09

joanne's picture

In my excitment in seeing Sly Stone I see I missed Jud Hirst and Dee Snider. HB to them and everyone celebrating today.

How weird. I saw a Terrance Trent D'Arby cd in a used cd store yesterday and considered buying it. I used to have the ALBUM, which I won from a radio station. Remember those days? :P

ocd can be good's picture

Happy birthday David C. I loved Crash. So many people missed the point of that film, but I can watch it over and over.

ImpertinentVixen's picture

Thankyoufallettinmebemiceelf, agin.
Happy BD Sly.

What an odd list: Lots of has beens (Terence Trent D'Arby!)

Happy BD to Alex from TAXI!

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Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. —Groucho Marx

joanne's picture

HB Sly Stone. I still have one of his albums.

bambam's picture

Poor ole humpbacked Sly. Dude was the best in his day. My cousin turned me on to his music, made me feel less like a freak for listening to any music other than black music back then. Those were great days.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41APzy5kqBU

Bret Michaels is only 46?! My ass. His fine European hair extentions may have come off the head of a 46 year old, but he is a lie teller on HIS age. 50 if he is a day.