They Should Be Wearing Tights
Linda Hogan's Mickey Mouse lawyer was holding a stupid press conference after a divorce hearing in Florida yesterday when Hulk Hogan crashed that shit and verbally tried to smackdown his ass. They are all trash, but when Hulk Hogan makes you look like the bigger bag of dildos, it's time to retire to the nearest landfill.
Linda's lawyer failed twice during this brawl of words. The first was when Hulk reminded him that he gave his son an autograph. The second was when he threw a funny party and nobody showed up. After Hulk storms out to dip his head in a bowl of cold peroxide, the lawyer jokes, "Now I know what it's like to be in the WWE now...." The dumb bitch was looking for a little chuck and all he got was crickets and a GONG!
By the way, is that a mop of polyester on the head of Hulk's lawyer? I think we found the secret love child of Kim Zolciak's pound puppy wig.
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That lawyer is a douche and looked like an asshole.
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Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Hulk needs to stfu. White trash loser.
Submitted by MJF on Fri, 03/13/2009 - 10:23am.
Yeah...I'd forgotten how stupid I used to sound before I ditched the FL accent. It took me nearly 15 yrs. and it still comes out if I drink too much.
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What? I have been in FL my whole life, I have never had someone say I had an accent.
Trash. Trash. Trash. That's all I'm going to say.
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Annoying over privledged people!
The lawyer appears to be a homosexual.
Discuss.
<"Hulk reminded him that he gave his son an autograph">
I guarantee in Hogan's mind that is as valuable as a new car. That's why his kids are what they are and why he and the Mrs have those two darling divorce lawyers.
mmmmm I just smoked a ciggie and had some coffee, let's make out!!!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"I think you will know what I mean when I say this, is that Adam Lambert makes me feel like a young girl who has just discovered gay boys, and wants more" TWOP
Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 03/13/2009 - 11:11am.
um LCT that's the song from Baywatch, no?
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Wow. I'm impressed. Let's kiss.
um LCT that's the song from Baywatch, no?
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"I think you will know what I mean when I say this, is that Adam Lambert makes me feel like a young girl who has just discovered gay boys, and wants more" TWOP
Who knows this song:
Some people stand in the darkness
Afraid to step into the light
Some people need to help somebody
When the edge of surrender's in sight
Don't you worry
It's gonna be alright
Cause I'm always ready
I won't let you out of my sight.
I'll be ready
I'll be ready
Never you fear
No don't you fear
I'll be ready
Forever and always
I'm always here.
In us we all have the power
But sometimes it's so hard to see
And instinct is stronger than reason
It's just human nature to me
Don't you worry
Its gonna be alright
Cause I'm always ready
I won't let you out of my sight.
I'll be ready
I'll be ready
Never you fear
No don’t you fear
I'll be ready
Forever and always
I'm always here.
LCT and Hulk, sitting in a tree. K*I*S*S*I*N*G
I agree with PSL I'd take Phelpsi because he gets the good Weeeeeeeeeed, then I'd take his picture all high and naked and sell it to MK for millions of dollars... whoot whoot!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"I think you will know what I mean when I say this, is that Adam Lambert makes me feel like a young girl who has just discovered gay boys, and wants more" TWOP
EEG ewwww I don't want any of those, I'll be running off to the brothel with IG! But 2 drink has panty pudding for Greasy Bear...
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"I think you will know what I mean when I say this, is that Adam Lambert makes me feel like a young girl who has just discovered gay boys, and wants more" TWOP
Huh. I wonder what John Graziano thinks of this nonsense…
God I hate the Hogans with a white hot fire.
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The English language is a brick wall between me and you and "Fuck" is my chisel!
♥♥♥IG!♥♥♥♥ I know I owe you a message. I will fb you this weekend.
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 03/13/2009 - 10:32am.
ok re the gross peeps this morning:
If you HAD to, which would you have sexual relations with : Phelps, Hulk Hogan, HK Stern or Michael Jackson?
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Is the janitor's broom an option?
I'd go with Hulk. At least he looks like a man. The others look like a donkey, a corpse with no eyelids and a woman, respectively.
Hey drama!! ♥ I didn't know that--- but me likey!
I'll take doll hair dude in the video...
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Submitted by islandgirl on Fri, 03/13/2009 - 10:35am.
snowy, I think I'd have to choose celibacy. Get thee to a nunnery!
Okay, this is the kind of useless knowledge us theatre majors attained, but in Shakespeare's time, "nunnery" was actually slang for "brothel." So I guess IG'd be doing them all! LOL
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
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Phelps! He may be ugly, but he has that body, and doesn't seem like a complete douchebag. the others are frightening!
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why would you lie about something dumb like that?
why would you lie, about anything at all?
-Vampire Weekend "Oxford Comma"
Snowy,
Spencer Pratt, Greasy Bear or Rick Solomon.
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Mrs. K. squeezed my ass. I can die happy.
I have a soft spot in my heart for this trailor trash wrestler...
Wonder if its operable?
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"I'll have a cafe mocha, vodka, valium, latte to go please".
EEG me too
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"I think you will know what I mean when I say this, is that Adam Lambert makes me feel like a young girl who has just discovered gay boys, and wants more" TWOP
y snowpiece on Fri, 03/13/2009 - 10:32am.
ok re the gross peeps this morning:
If you HAD to, which would you have sexual relations with : Phelps, Hulk Hogan, HK Stern or Michael Jackson?
Phelps bag over his head
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
snowy, I think I'd have to choose celibacy. Get thee to a nunnery!
snowy,
Love this game...it would have to be Bong Boy.
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Mrs. K. squeezed my ass. I can die happy.
Is there someone I can contact to get those 2 minutes of my life back?
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ok re the gross peeps this morning:
If you HAD to, which would you have sexual relations with : Phelps, Hulk Hogan, HK Stern or Michael Jackson?
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"I think you will know what I mean when I say this, is that Adam Lambert makes me feel like a young girl who has just discovered gay boys, and wants more" TWOP
I see it's "Lionel Hutz" lawyer day on Dlisted.
im good DG, it's Friday! and the morning is flying by, and you? supposedly Gaga recorded a song that Heidi was originally supposed to do and Spencer is all heated about it, so of course his robobitch is too.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"I think you will know what I mean when I say this, is that Adam Lambert makes me feel like a young girl who has just discovered gay boys, and wants more" TWOP
If you pause it right at 1:27 you get a nice juicy shot of his big round smooth balding dome.
wtf @ that dudes hair..haha
snow..it's like a parade of disgusting people this morning
I know..right
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bet that lawyer i doing the case for free for publicity, I know a lawyer and he refused to represent a celebrity because they want free lawyers, cute, anyways a good lawyer would not fight with the competition and specially not in front of cameras a good lawyer wouldn't comment about the case (Mr. Gloria Alred anyone?)
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 03/13/2009 - 10:24am.
it's like a parade of disgusting people this morning, even more than usual.
MK what about Lady Gaga and Speidi getting into a feud!?!?
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What!? I need more info on this one!
How are ya Snowy?
seriously DG that's some Malibu Ken hair right there.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"I think you will know what I mean when I say this, is that Adam Lambert makes me feel like a young girl who has just discovered gay boys, and wants more" TWOP
...and with respect to the road-kill on that man's head, f'n ew!
~*~Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey! Hello, my ragtime gal....~*~
it's like a parade of disgusting people this morning, even more than usual.
MK what about Lady Gaga and Speidi getting into a feud!?!?
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"I think you will know what I mean when I say this, is that Adam Lambert makes me feel like a young girl who has just discovered gay boys, and wants more" TWOP
Yeah...I'd forgotten how stupid I used to sound before I ditched the FL accent. It took me nearly 15 yrs. and it still comes out if I drink too much.
~*~Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey! Hello, my ragtime gal....~*~
Holy Barbie hair Batman! That is some scary looking fibers sitting on top of that guy's head!
Trash, trash, trash.
“You a motherfucker and ain’t all that.”