Open Post: Hosted By Janice Dickinson
Look kids! It's the broke down tranny version of Madame! Now that is the kind of shit that will get Janice DICKinson to whip out her wang and slap the shit out of you. Yesterday in L.A., Janice was getting out of her car when one pap asked if she had a sex change (HA!) and the other tried to take an upskirt picture of her post-op private business. This set Janice off and she made the pap erase the pictures.
Okay, if the dude actually got a clear shot of Janice's toxic zone area, there would be no need to erase the pictures, because there would be no fucking camera! That shit would have combusted as soon as its lens laid eyes on her Medusa snatch!
And remember that blind item about a model getting showered in acid during fucky times in her plastic surgeon's office? Yeah, it doesn't look like it's Janice. Unless the acid bounced the fuck off out of fear.
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Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 03/13/2009 - 4:25pm.
I HATE LAWYERS!!!!!!!!!!!
The file is like 2 inches thick. UGH!
~~~~ Honey, I hear ya. No offense to any lawyers on here, but DAMN. My ex and I moved into a brand new townhome and two weeks later I noticed black mold in my closet, bath and basement. Talked to some of the neighbors too-- they had it. Ended up in a legal fight for three years with the fucking builder-- what a fucking crock of shit. Sat thru two eight hour depositions with the builder (yes, they grilled him for 16 hours-- that's less than some murder cases). I took over 100 pages of notes, and went home with migraines three days straight. Fuck me. we ended up settling out of court but I damn near had a nervous breakdown over the whole thing. And what did our lawyer say to us one day? "Well,let's face it--you guys made a bad business decision by buying from this builder." That was OUR LAWYER!!! Fuck you, you fucking bitch!!!
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Vagina: apparently it is a clown car.
she had 'em erase the pictures 'cause they didn't get her dick's "good side"
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
Went to a charity school auction this evening. I scored me a big box of fireworks. Meanwhile my husband bid on silent auctions that were not getting any bids. Stupid shit like a Salad Shooter. At the end of the auction, hubola supposedly gets all the stuff we won and puts it in the car before prying me away from the open bar. When we get home, NO FIREWORKS!! I want my fucking fireworks!! But hey, we got a Salad Shooter and some Pfaltzgraf plates. I can't believe he bid on that shit and brought it home, but can't remember the explosives. My fireworks are wandering all alone out there in the world.
Submitted by islandgirl on Fri, 03/13/2009 - 11:00pm.
The men looked delicious, each one hotter than the last. Too bad they were gay (too bad for us ladies, at least)
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I'm really upset that the whole plastic surgeon-fucky times-acid squirting blind item isn't her.
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For all you Alan Rickman lovers:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WoqgZ595PHk
!WARNING!: This video will make pie goods temperatures reach critical levels. Risk of pie goods explosion is high. Use extreme caution.
Submitted by lazee on Fri, 03/13/2009 - 10:55pm.
I saw Janice Dickinson this weekend hosting a male underwear contest in Vegas. She looked great, especially for her age. No hate here.
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lazee, I like her too. She's so in-your-face. And besides, who can hate on someone hosting a male drawers contest? :)
I saw Janice Dickinson this weekend hosting a male underwear contest in Vegas. She looked great, especially for her age. No hate here.
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Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 03/13/2009 - 4:25pm.
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That is pure suckitude - I am so sorry!
I am presently helping the Johnster with his divorce. It's an amicable, non-contested, lawyer-free divorce, but it's a fucking pain in the ass anyway. Knowing just what forms to fill out and file, and where, and when...it's wild goose chase...espesh when you take time off work to go to the place and wait in line just to have them tell you you need to go somewhere else and stand and wait in line...
Anyway, I wish you much peace an fortitude throughout.
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The milk is straight up fucking filthy! -MK
Submitted by yomamma on Fri, 03/13/2009 - 4:19pm.
What the fuck is wrong with all these people today, everybody I speak to this day is a moron
....damn were you at my job with me today? people are just beyond, I swear to God I have to say something 5 times and then it might get done, or I explain something simple to a client 5 times and they still look at me retarded.
When I'm done I say have a nice day and you'd think bitches would get up and get a clue and leave but they keep sitting there. I'm like, damn do I have to say get the fuck out or something, our transaction time is over, peace out bitch, I gotta go.
Or they come in acting all broke....I'm like shit ain't free so why the fuck are you here? Like they expect me to just perform my job for free....fine, bitch let me come to your job and get free shit....I want a Big Mac and some large fries, can you handle that?
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People need not to fuck with me right now!--jussayin
Submitted by Stoney on Fri, 03/13/2009 - 4:32pm.
*sends Stoney a double straight up*
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 03/13/2009 - 4:25pm.
My sincere sympathies on your divorce situation.
Please don't hate me, though.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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DAMMMMITTTTTT!!!
*cries*
Stoney, I'm gonna beat ya to the bar. I'm out. Everyone have a fabulous weekend!!!
*puts finger on the tip of nose*
Sheeps...Bingo. Wait....no...that's not right...
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The English language is a brick wall between me and you and "Fuck" is my chisel!
Fuck! 4:15 on fucking Friday and I can't leave until 5! FUCK ME FUCK ME! I want a cocktail NOW!!! *gets stabby*
Submitted by Clarisse on Fri, 03/13/2009 - 3:37pm.
Men are emotionally stunted 10 years behind women.
That must be why they try to date women so much younger: it's destined by nature.
I HATE LAWYERS!!!!!!!!!!!
Fuck! I have to go back and copy every single shop drawing, phone call, payment, correspondence, bill, the sopeona, time tickets, EVERYTHING!!!!
The file is like 2 inches thick. UGH!
I hate sue happy fuckers. "It's not my fault as the GC, it's the SC's fault".
UGH!
What the fuck is wrong with all these people today, everybody I speak to this day is a moron. I'm so busy at my job and it just gets more and more.The last customer tried on leopard shoes and then her husband said how they remind him of the Jamaican neighbor and laughed.The woman then left without the shoes. U serious?????
A what what in the butt...what what
Submitted by Stoney on Fri, 03/13/2009 - 3:36pm.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Fri, 03/13/2009 - 3:03pm.
Well what did you expect him to say? "Yeah, I mean all women are bitches, including yourself?"
Well, if he said that, I definitely wouldn't put out!
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
Carrot,
Ok then. I will allow it. He starts wormin his way in the your blood pumper and the shoes are comin off.
Is he around your age? Then yeah...It's an immature reaction to a percieved threat. He won't mature for another 10-15 years. Men are emotionally stunted 10 years behind women.
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The English language is a brick wall between me and you and "Fuck" is my chisel!
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Fri, 03/13/2009 - 3:03pm.
Well what did you expect him to say? "Yeah, I mean all women are bitches, including yourself?"
You could bring a truck load of hot swinging d*ck to Janice's party but that bitch would keep it all to herself!
Is that the deal with dudes? When they're intimidated they are like cats back into a corner, only instead of making their fur stand up they just spit out insults?
Submitted by Clarisse on Fri, 03/13/2009 - 3:13pm.
Wait one darn minute. Carrot, are you cheating on me?????
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It doesn't count. It's just penis. He and I don't share the tender blood-pumper closeness that you and I do my darling.
Wait one darn minute. Carrot, are you cheating on me?????
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The English language is a brick wall between me and you and "Fuck" is my chisel!
Carrot ~ He is probably intimidated by some of the women he works with.........Let us know Monday how it went.
Submitted by bitchette on Fri, 03/13/2009 - 3:06pm.
wait. Aren't you a bitch?
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Yes, but not ALL women are.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Fri, 03/13/2009 - 3:03pm.
wait. Aren't you a bitch?
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
Submitted by Dallas on Fri, 03/13/2009 - 3:00pm.
Carrot ~ Send him an email back and ask him if, "he is referring to all women"! See how he responds and that will answer your question as to whether you should go out with him or not! If he thinks ALL women are bitches then, no way.......
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He said it was solely in reference to his work colleagues... all good.
Carrot ~ Send him an email back and ask him if, "he is referring to all women"! See how he responds and that will answer your question as to whether you should go out with him or not! If he thinks ALL women are bitches then, no way.......
Ho looks real good for 80. And her shoes are freakin awesome.
LOVE CARROTTOP on Fri, 03/13/2009 - 2:50pm.
I posted this in a different thread but it'll probably get deleted since it's off topic but I would heart some feedback.
I have a date with a new guy this weekend and I just got an email from him saying women are bitches. He's talking in the context of women he works with, and I totally agree about women you work with having the capacity to be bitches, but that's a pretty bullshit thing to say.
Cut him off?
maybe he is just having a really bad day and its venting go on the date
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
I posted this in a different thread but it'll probably get deleted since it's off topic but I would heart some feedback.
I have a date with a new guy this weekend and I just got an email from him saying women are bitches. He's talking in the context of women he works with, and I totally agree about women you work with having the capacity to be bitches, but that's a pretty bullshit thing to say.
Cut him off?
Silvara ~ Please don't keep all that for yourself! It is nice to share...................
carjacking convo:
You damn bi*ches didnt invite me to the party!!! I've got a truck load of hot swinging d*ck and I'm not sharing now HAhaHAhaHAha!!!!
K I'm bored carry on....
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"I'll have a cafe mocha, vodka, valium, latte to go please".
Everything about her is utterly repulsive, she is a foul, vile pig.
'I know you want to but you cant say yes.'- George Michael.
'That Is the Soup at its best, and Joel is just a Sexy mofo in a gecky funny way.
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
Dallas - LMAO! Yeah, I've gotta make all that liquor look good!
I keed. I keed.
Submitted by Rosebud on Fri, 03/13/2009 - 2:15pm.
haha.
either or. :)
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
Submitted by bitchette on Fri, 03/13/2009 - 2:02pm.
Or I just work for a bunch of uptight, snobby yupsters that prolly wouldn't give me the time of day if they saw me out and about, wearing what *I* like. Not that I care, it is a good job.
M.E. ~ Shake what your mama gave you!
Dallas - no prob! I'm completely obsessed with it! I wanna see that bitch FRY!
xxyxz - I'll check it!
Thanks, M.E. for the Anthony updates!
I need a hazmat suit for this weekend. This morning marked day one of four of a major flush out of the little prince's bowles.
SHIT!
*drools over M.E.*
lol Check your MS in about twenty.
I'm going to send you a friend request
I wear jeans to work just about everyday! I don't wear slacks and a blouse unless I have to go in the field for a survey/meeting/schmooze type of thing.
I'm dressed up a bit more today cuz I gotta shake my ass behind the bar tonight, so, tight jeans, button up low cut white blouse and my wedges.
*looks down at cleavage*
Should be a good tip night. LOL
This is interesting..................
I have the tv on HLN since I was trying to find out something about the Anthony court dates anyway, They just said that the father of the little girl Haleigh, that disappeared in Florida and his new 17 year old bride are still suspects. That the biological mother has hired an attorney and she is saying that she is in fear for the little boy's life! My gosh, there are some sick fucks in this world.
greenfinch on Fri, 03/13/2009 - 1:37pm.
Submitted by E.A.P. on Fri, 03/13/2009 - 1:16pm.
Submitted by yepyepyep on Fri, 03/13/2009 - 1:06pm.
does he live with his mother? hahaha
his mother dies of cancer 10 years ago
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
y E.A.P. on Fri, 03/13/2009 - 1:16pm.
Submitted by yepyepyep on Fri, 03/13/2009 - 1:06pm.
He doesn't let you go to his place? Is it a pigsty? Is he living with someone else? Is he married? Does he have a meth lab in there? What's he hiding? They want you to get engaged to someone who won't let you go to their place... that's insane. He is a booty call then. Like you said, if he treats you like a booty call, then why can't you call him the same. Fuck that... he's playing mind games with you. There's no way he should be offended for you calling him a booty call if he's treating you the way he is.
he is separated I used that word loosely cause god knows, he has kids too,
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"