Afternoon Crumbs
Karl Lagerfeld is obviously disgusted by the fact that the cake is so FAT - Lainey Gossip
Mena Suvari has Legoman hair - Hollywood Tuna
Bar Rafaeli can't breathe oxygen unless she's wearing a bikini - Egotastic!
EZ-Comb's new spokesmodel - Cityrag
Jewel's wonkafied cleavage (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather
Nicole Richie wearing one of Mrs. Roper's old ones - Popsugar
OctoMommy could use all that toilet paper to wipe the shit that comes out of her mouth - OMG!
Peta wants to make tofu using George Clooney's sweat. When do we eat?! - Hollywood Rag
Hugh Jackmeoff and a Japanese game show host go to second base together - Towleroad
Nicole Kidman and Sunday Rose's matching frozen heads - Just Jared
Jacko should take that money and get a face transplant before it falls off for good - Idolator
These rumors again: Brit Brit's pussy might be hanging out on Jason Trawick's face - Scandalist
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Octomommy talks so much shit she should wear a diaper on her face!! I've been waiting a long time to use that one glad it came up
Estrogen a-poppin!
Crazy fucker!!!! grrrr.
Karl Lagerfeld is fashion's Andy Warhol. If Andy were still alive, he'd slap a bitch.
Lagerfeld can do no wrong.
If not for him, Germany could lay no claim to fashion!
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
http://www.myspace.com/triston
I love Lagerfeld even though he seems like an asshole.
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Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Is there such a thing as a corpse eye transplant? If so, that would explain Shitters' dead eyes.
hugh jackmeoff?
too funny. just too funny.
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I am with the person who said they don't like this family(the knowles). They are the type that think they are high class just because they have money. there's lots of rich people with no class out there (Ex: paris hilton) and lots of
LOL thanks IG!
P.S. Sorry in advance for any headaches or seizures this shit may cause :P
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
Submitted by Sheeps on Fri, 03/13/2009 - 6:09pm.
K-Fed pretty much took the high road when she was a wasted, bloated, addled mom who couldn't be bothered to see her kids. And his "financial dependence" is the result of court proceedings she couldn't be bothered to attend, where two judges ordered her to pay him spousal and child support.
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Right ON, Sheepy.
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
Hahaha, iHeart--- Your avie is hypnotizing me!!
I kinda like Mena but what a lovely surprise to see JeffyG in the pics with her!! God I ♥ that man!!
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
Submitted by rotten_egg on Fri, 03/13/2009 - 7:07pm.
You are so right about Lagerfeld! The man has designed thousands of articles of clothing, and he, himself has been wearing the same "uniform" for 20 years.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Karl Lagerfeld should put that "creativity" on his own persona. He has been using the same old frozen bitter face, the same shitty hair, the same stupid outfits and the same old shit for YEARS. Is he that ordinary that he has to dress the same forever so people can remember him?.
Mena Suvari has been the only chick I have seen that can sport the faux hawk. I miss that haircut.
So PETA and their same old antics. Meh. Sure, people will want to taste tofu made out of human SWEAT. They should use shit while they are at it. Hey! they could use their own brains, for the matter, since shit is what they are made of.
Sorry, but Nicole Kidman's baby is fugly.
And, it's fresh from Shitters to call someone else FAT, UNATTRACTIVE and DEPENDENT. Sure, K-wellFed is super fatty and a loser, but he was already a loser when she married him. Besides, that agent of hers is not only fat and unattractive.. he's also old.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
Sunday is homely looking, but cuter than Jordan's child. That whole George Clooney sweat tofu idea is fucking disgusting; no wonder why people hate PETA.
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Love me or hate me
It's still an obsession
Love me or hate me
That is the question
And if you love me then 'thank you'
And if you hate me then 'f--- you'
I liked this line in the Scandalist story on Brit's possible new man: "Britney was confident enough to allegedly tell K-Fed he was too fat and financially dependent for her to find attractive anymore."
K-Fed pretty much took the high road when she was a wasted, bloated, addled mom who couldn't be bothered to see her kids. And his "financial dependence" is the result of court proceedings she couldn't be bothered to attend, where two judges ordered her to pay him spousal and child support.
Suday Rose looks like she got her daddy's IQ!
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Shadow was the best doggie boy ever...10/08/08
Desire chip from AA...................01/17/08
One month chip........................02/17/08
The "neck brace" is probably covering up his chicken waddle neck rolls. Didn't he use to be super fat or something?
I am sorry but Sunday looks like she got her ass handed to her on a platter on Saturday by Suri Cruise.
What a ugly, homely, goofly looking kid. Mike Phelps must be her godfather!
Tussaud's Warhol in a Neck Brace??
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0006718/
is in these up to his neck
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1375754/
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1107394/
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1204966/
Gotta love the Cloo, he gets it. His response to PETA's offer was "As a mammal, I'm kinda offended."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41APzy5kqBU
Fucking Lagerfield needs some serous therapy! I'm talking years and years!
Nicole Kidman looks about like she did when she was 6 months pregnant with Sundays roast. She sure looks like NK and Keith, must have thrown some DNA into that pod she came from.
I see, she is holding a 5 and a 0. I need better glasses. That Karl dude looks like a robot.
Kidman needs to dress her baby a little more warmly. Sunday Rose might look better when not frozen. I am trying to figure out what that Barbie cake is holding.
does Karl Lagerfeld notice anything but his own image? let them eat cake
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@Devilgirl: The George Clooney thing grossed me out.
Next someone will be wanting to boil his underwear to make tea.
Karl Lagerfeld = Victoria Beckman's long lost dad. I swear they look and pose alike.
I hope that PETA mess is a joke... has to be whothefuck would digest Clooney's sweat except for hoes at the bunny ranch. And they get paid for doing it.
Karl Lagerfeld always reminds me of Josef Mengele with those dark glasses and black gloves.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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I wonder if that cake is pink on the inside?
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Colt 45 and 2 zigzags, baby that's all we need.
Uncle Karl, your gloves break my heart. black is so meh. you'd look better if you only wore a pair of neon bright green ones.
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i wonder what he had done with the cake afterwards because i doubt he ate the cake at all. well, make that everyone at that party. what a waste. i can wolf down that cake in 5 minutes.
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why does steam come out of my vagina???!?
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A commenter on Deciever referred to Paris as "The Octo-Mom of the animal world".
I thought that was spot on. :)
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why would you lie about something dumb like that?
why would you lie, about anything at all?
-Vampire Weekend "Oxford Comma"
bar is soooo cool!!1
my nude pictures!!! contact me at eden-dolce@hotmail.co.uk
bwahahahahaha, they TP'd OctoCunt's "new home"!
She claimed she paid for it herself on a lease to buy program....
STOP PAYING THIS SKANK FOR INTERVIEWS!!!!
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 03/13/2009 - 3:01pm.
I hate to say this but Sunday Rose is NOT a cute baby.
LMFAO! Thinking same thing. She's still not as bad as Adam Sandler's kid. OY! LOL
and hey chickie! xo
are neckbraces the new headbands?
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Colt 45 and 2 zigzags, baby that's all we need.
The cake: Me Wantee!
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"Mah pussy's hangin' out!"
Does Largerfeld hit the no no with his gloves on? Damn...................
Bar rafaeli is really pretty
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Boy, that cake sure as hell is gonna go to waste.
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the women are real men, and the children are the FBI.
Thanks guys :) Update, apparently not all women are bitches, just the ones he works with. Red flag is still up though.
Wow, he's so serious about keeping down the pounds that he's cut off his own leg!
I hate to say this but Sunday Rose is NOT a cute baby.
When did he have his leg amputated?
Karl looks like he is standing on one leg!
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
oops, carrot's question was to guys. my bad!
Oooh.....the link to Jewel on Drunken Stepfather tried to download a Trojan virus onto my PC. Just to let you know.
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Neva zay zat wee Dshormans dohnt have hiuumor!
The Lagerfeld is lookin SEXAYYYYY.
Jewel's tits: They're real, and they'e spectacular
I could do without Britney's puss updates.
HAVE SOME DUMBASS WATER. - Charles Manson!
Karl looks near death--and already dressed for a viewing.
HAHAHHAHAHA someone TPed Octomom!!!!!!!!!! ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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