JLove Works Fast
Just like that, JLove has a new coochie warmer! Jamie Kennedy told Ryan Gaycrest on his KISS-FM radio show this morning that JLove is clapping those ass cheeks for him and he gets all slobbery wet for it. This comes just a few short months after JLove quit the love she had with Ross McCall. How soon the snatch turns.
This just isn't any ordinary love. This is thee love. A Twilight kind of love. Seriously, this is the kind of cheesy vomit that came spewing out of Jamie's mouth this morning, "I thought it was something I would find in my 40s. It's like, 'Wow, you are hot. You can sing, you can dance, you’re, like, so smart and, wow, you can cook pasta fagioli too.' We have an intense connection. She's my Bella. I don't want to bite her neck, but I want her to live. I'm in love, and I don't care!"
That's not love, bitch is straight-up assmatized. Jamie needs to focus less on that love shit and try to find the cure to the disease that's slowly turning him into fucking Brendan Fraser!
Furthermore, JLove is a lost cause. You can do nothing but roll your eyes and hit the "next" button. Bitch ain't complete unless she has someone to text shit like, "i luvz u so much hugz," to every night. You know the type. The kind of bitch you only see or talk to when she's not in barf-inducing looooove. Then when they get their hearts butchered, they call you to say how much they miss you. I always pick up the phone, because those hos make it up to you by picking up the bar tab after your "reunion." It's like an open bar every few months!
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you are so right MK. Fraser totally went from OMGthatssuchaf'nhotarse to hmmwhothehellisthatomgthatsbrendanfraser?wtfhappened?. Kennedy needs to take some drugs and reclaim his sense of humour. JLove needs to discover casual sex.
I hope this one last.
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At first glance I thought that was Brett Ratner.
She seems insecure and needy. None of her relationships will ever last till she gets a fuckin grip. I am over dick hopping bitches.
'I know you want to but you cant say yes.'- George Michael.
I hope they don't breed.
Fugly couple alert.
Submitted by putsomestankonit on Fri, 03/13/2009 - 10:28pm.
Yes. That's what I mean...I don't find her particularly attractive either.
There was one girl I knew for example...no raving beauty but the sexual attraction between her and me was incredible. If we were in sniffing distance of one another we were all over each other.
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Submitted by Gabriela on Fri, 03/13/2009 - 4:41pm.
JLove must have something because she has broken all kinds of hearts. Men fall hard and fast over this woman.
I think men cum hard and fast all over this woman.
It's hard to tell just by looking at a pic of someone but when you meet people in person it's a whole different ball game.
I never heard any guy call JLove hot, when the talk about her they always mention what a fine rack she has. I think her boobs are her appeal to the mens.
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Submitted by Gabriela on Fri, 03/13/2009 - 4:41pm.
JLove must have something because she has broken all kinds of hearts. Men fall hard and fast over this woman.
I think men cum hard and fast all over this woman.
It's hard to tell just by looking at a pic of someone but when you meet people in person it's a whole different ball game.
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Hmmmm, a big butt, small waist, great set of boobies. What could he possibly see in her I wonder?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41APzy5kqBU
What do all these guys see in this troll? She is fugly & can't act. Must be the big tits & the fact that she is easy.
She's so plain. Whatever, hopefully they don't beat the crap out of each other LOL
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I think she is from Texas so, she can't be all that bad!
Why is it that people just happen to like people from the same home state? That's just plain silly to me.
Lots of crazy, scary people as well as seemingly okay people are from my home state so I don't go - 'Oh Yay! They're from Blarney Stone too - they must be AWESOME!'
It's so random and irrational, it's kind of like saying, well, that you have much in common with those that do everyday, normal things like the following - "So and so wipes their ass after they crap too?! They must be EPIC!"
She's so annoying.
JLH reeks of marriage desperation. I wouldn't be surprised if they're engaged within a year.
No man would ever talk like that unless there is an ulterior motive. Like needing a beard or doing this for the publicity. What a fucking pussy.
No man would ever talk like that unless there is an ulterior motive. Like needing a beard or doing this for the publicity. What a fucking pussy.
I used to have the BIGGEST crush on Jamie Kennedy when I was like 15. That quote of his would have made me go craaaaaaaazy. haha
EW Jamie Kennedy?! For reals?! Her ex probably found out she was cheating on him with that pasty celebwhore. ICKY! JLove can do better than that, but she probably wants some dude to follow around her like a dog. He definitely looks the type, spineless and completely unfunny!
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wow..jamie looks like someone's dad...and jlove's best looking years are far behind her...
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nice ass...when does it open?
They both look pretty beat.
JLovs' boobs have the same droop as a nursing mother...all sloppy and wonky.
MK that's why I love you sooo much! The last paragraph is so true.
I have friends who pull that crap all the time, they are gone from my life and then suddenly reappear crying and all depressed cause they got dumped, I just sit there listen, give them the same advise they didn't take in the first place eat, drink and leave them with the tab!
Is there ANYONE in the Westen Hemisphere JLove hasn't dated?
I think they are cute...I hope they work out!
Oh my God, what did they do to B-RAD? He used to be so cute and funny, and now he looks pasty and bloated. Does she have another one of those vaginas that sucks the life out of people?
B-RAD! I want my Maca-DIZ-amia Nizz-ut Cookie! Put it on my Acc-kizz-ount!
I'm sure she's a nice person and everything but those little short arms creep me out. And I watched Ghost Whisperer once. She has these big giant eyeballs that are popping out and rolling around in the sockets. I couldn't stand it!
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"you're, like, so smart!"
i know miss thang.. I guess she can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch or something. I knew a shaky/nutty/carazy ho like this in college and she was clearly unstable and all OMG i LOVE YOU! kinds of crazy on a first date but she got tons of attention.
And Harlee your avie is cool, if it's your original artwork then well done!
why do i get the feeling she is going to break his delicate heart into a million zillion peices?
http://blogs.nypost.com/popwrap/photos/Patrick-wilson-dated-jennifer-lov...
She dated this guy too, Patrick Wilson. His dad is a TV newscaster here in Tampa.
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Jamie Kennedy has said that he is a Chubby Chaser. Funny that he's with a "Size 2" girl! maybe he sees chubby in JLH's future.
Everything about her is irritating and homely and tackily mall-ish. And based on that statement, he sounds like a straight-up genius. Alert the MacArthur Foundation!
JLove must have something because she has broken all kinds of hearts. Men fall hard and fast over this woman.
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Submitted by putas on Fri, 03/13/2009 - 4:22pm.
That's why I think the whole story from an (ex) stylist spilling how needy J.Love was (that hit the news not long ago) might be true after all.
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That's why it's puzzling to me that she lands so many dudes. Don't men hate needy bitches? So why would they engage her? I don't get it... The boobs are just boobs, so that can't be the reason either.
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I will admit that I loved that trashy stupid movie where Jamie Kennedy place B-Rad. Cuz I'm down with the hos and the bitches!!!!
You must die. I alone am best.
She's not aging well..but I'd still hit it.Tit fuck first.
Am I bugging, I thought I saw a picture of her all pregnant yesterday?
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
jlove is mostly in love with her own titties
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Provolone> I had heard that and thought it was this Jamie Kennedy, too, so don't feel bad. :)
As for Kennedy, he's just hyponotized by the chichis. I know I am, and I'm a straight woman! I refer to the Ghost Whisperer as the Boob Whisperer.
Poor kennedy, he has been cuntanized.
TOpanga - yep that pretty much sums it up. She is never single for long. Hell, I would want a breather at least after a broken engagement. Hard not to decompress after that shit. Not healthy regardless of whether she was the one who broke it off or not. That's why I think the whole story from an (ex) stylist spilling how needy J.Love was (that hit the news not long ago) might be true after all.
Jamie Kennedy used to be cute. He was the host of the prank show "The Jamie Kennedy Experiment" in the early 2000s. (I confess I have a weakness for prank shows dating back to "Candid Camera.")
When I first saw that photo above, I thought, "Who's that fat guy she's with?" Unrecognizable!
i am actually surprised. i for once thought she was different than all the other hollywood sluts. well,i was wrong!
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Fri, 03/13/2009 -
oops my bad.
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Dude, Topanga, you are my hero of the day for posting this line: ...."has seen more dick than A Thunder Down Under show on the Vegas strip." Hotness.
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I don't know who he is but he looks kinda like Joe Francis.
Hope they hook-up. I get the feeling she's a bit of a high maintenance ho with psychotic tendencies. He'll just be so grateful.
Provolone, it's not the same Jamie Kennedy.
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J Love is what we call an undercover ho...bitch tries to act like she's all sweet and innocent but her ass (pun very much intended) has seen more dick than A Thunder Down Under show on the Vegas strip. A woman who always has to have a man in her life is unnatractive, needy and has major daddy issues.
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Submitted by Sheeps on Fri, 03/13/2009 - 3:53pm.
Lol, you know JLove strikes me as one of those chicks that changes her whole personality depending on whoever she's with. I also think she's the one that breaks her engagements.
Now that I think about it, bitch really has been around the block. She was with Enrique Iglesias too.
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