The Future Of What?

My gaydar is strong with this one!
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"Dude, quit harshing my mellow!"

Maybe by "future" they meant "poor man's C. Thomas Howell."

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I like you, but I love the status quo.

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"Kanye West is shitting his pants..he thinks he is the future."

lol Bondagebarbie-so true. i'd love to see him go crazy after reading this!

and screw james franco-we need to see some CHRISTIAN BALE on the zac efron. now THAT would be worth the money. (ah bloody hell i'm getting all moist here....)

Such a cuttie. His photos were seen at milllionaire persoanals site __w e a l t h y k i s s . c o m __last week. It is said he is already in relationship with a young beautiful woman on that site now. ?
looooooooool

"The future co-star of a sex tape with James Franco (OH PLEASE GOD YES)?"

...You're mean, Michael. I shouldn't have images like that in my head so early in the morning...

yes i am that person

Seriously the fuckin future of what? This kid is a horrid actor and he looks like a lizard.

'I know you want to but you cant say yes.'- George Michael.

If this is the future, I want the other thing!

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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.

http://www.myspace.com/triston

Kanye West is shitting his pants..he thinks he is the future.

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Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

Don't get me wrong, he is a cheater. So are the fricken Squeelers. You see anybody ragging on their heroics? The other day,
I saw a blog about his gossip on site named ....Seekamillionaire com.... ' for people seeking wealthy .

Wow, the future's awfully gay....Um, would it be homophobic of me to to smash and discard my gaydar? I mean, apparently, I'm not going to need it in the future....Why bother buying batteries for it?

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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...

This cover looks like one of those special sun damage photos my dermatologist takes. He needs to wear sunscreen.

A sex tape with James Franco and Leo DiCaprio would probably make me black out from the sheer hotness of it all. Oh GOD PLEASE YES!

"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde

zac efron is the future? we have no future...
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nice ass...when does it open?

He'll need to hire a singing and acting if plans to do so. He could be the next Tommy Girl Cruise.

"The future recipient of a restraining order from Leonardo DiCaprio?" LOL

It's actually an incomplete sentence, finished on the inside page: "...Hugh Jackman."

Somethin' about him bugs me...his face....and texting
Leo Di Capo?? the noive

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0006718/
is in these
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1375754/
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1107394/
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1204966/

Princess Zac is the future???

*making noose and throwing rope over ceiling beam*

*sigh* i tried.

i think andy would've realllly loved this cover. just guessin'

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If this is the future I don't want to be in it.

Submitted by smoody on Fri, 03/13/2009 - 4:33pm.
I was with Andy Warhol for the "opening" of Interview in the 70's. He would be very interested in the shit storm that has been generated. He would love it and wonder what unholy crap has been loosed. A snicker and a toss of a silver tress!

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if you're still there and want to share, what do you think?

in his diaries, andy seems so vulnerable, accessible and funny. like a little brother. really kind of down-to-earth, ironically.

what was your impression? did you enjoy being around him?

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Yeah, I'm also pretty sick of the bombastic language they use with these flavor-of-the-moment celebs.

And I don't understand the Zac appeal. I mean, maybe if I was still a tween attracted to androgynous males cuz the thought of body hair or an actual penis would send me into shock...But I is a grown-up now. Pretty boys do nothing for me. I like the Indiana Jones type (which is exactly who johnny looks like when he doesn't shave - in fact I am putting together an Indy costume for him OMG I gotta go get some water >pant pant<)

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The milk is straight up fucking filthy! -MK

"Zac Efron is the future" of insipid non-masculinity.

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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Looks like the pic was taken outdoors and then a huge truck came and ran through a puddle filled with mud and it splatted allover his face.
Gorgeous.

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Neva zay zat wee Dshormans dohnt have hiuumor!

Submitted by smoody on Fri, 03/13/2009 - 4:33pm.

are you paul america?

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Submitted by smoody on Fri, 03/13/2009 - 4:33pm.

I was with Andy Warhol for the "opening" of Interview in the 70's. He would be very interested in the shit storm that has been generated. He would love it and wonder what unholy crap has been loosed. A snicker and a toss of a silver tress!

WOW Smoody! great story, I read his diaries constantly for "this day in history" here in Gotham.

Somehow, I dont think this is what he had in mind. In its 70s heyday, Interview was the holy gospel of what was hot fresh and hip in the underground and mainstream of all avenues / forums of entertainment / art...
pity to see it now , exsisting in name alone..

"You ARE a whore,darlin"- Cristal Conners, Showgirls

Submitted by smoody on Fri, 03/13/2009 - 4:33pm.
I was with Andy Warhol for the "opening" of Interview in the 70's.
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aaaaaaaah! i want to touch your sleeve!!! write a book!! start it right here!! I lOVE andy w. read his diaries about 15 times!!

aaaaaaah! somebody think of something smart to ask! i lost my brains!

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Submitted by grapedrinkbaby on Fri, 03/13/2009 - 4:34pm.

crazy 4-eyes tattoo killer, howard k. pervert, and now zac effron is the future???

will MK revel the 4th rider of the apocalypse tomorrow???

gotta be Kanye
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GAH! So lucky I wasn't taking a sip of my delicious beverage when I read that hee hee heeeeeeeeee

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The milk is straight up fucking filthy! -MK

crazy 4-eyes tattoo killer, howard k. pervert, and now zac effron is the future???

will MK revel the 4th rider of the apocalypse tomorrow???

gotta be Kanye

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I was with Andy Warhol for the "opening" of Interview in the 70's. He would be very interested in the shit storm that has been generated. He would love it and wonder what unholy crap has been loosed. A snicker and a toss of a silver tress!

hahaha, who would put that blurb on the cover with a straight face?Lipgloss Efron gives me the heebie jeebies with his fake tanner, his fake nose, his fake , teeth, girlfriend...you name it. I wish this kid would just sit down already.

more proof the Apocalypse is drawing near

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Zac is a future power bottom....if he isn't already?

THIS is the future? Really, Interview? Really??!

Christ. I haven't read INTERVIEW since the '80s.

Now I remember why.

"Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid."

Hedy Lamarr

Submitted by korupsi on Fri, 03/13/2009 - 4:15pm.

tell your mom i said WTF!

Submitted by Haribo on Fri, 03/13/2009 - 4:11pm.
do young girls really think he's hot?! cos if i were 15 i wouldn't even look at him.
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my 40 year old mother thinks he's hot.

*runs*

off topic: i stumbled upon Viggo Mortensen's son's MySpace and sadly, he doesn't have an ounce of his father's hotness.

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why does steam come out of my vagina???!?
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The future of eyebrow implants.

But I thought Kangay was the live all, be all, end all of everything and everyone for like, ever....

Zac better step up his Mac Book Air All CAPS game stat.

"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!

do young girls really think he's hot?! cos if i were 15 i wouldn't even look at him.

Guyliner?

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How little we understand what touches off that tingle,
That sudden explosion when two tingles intermingle. --Mrs. Kravitz

Thank you, Campbells! You're telling the jokes for me. --MK

Before I knew who he was, I thought he was really cute in a feminine rockabilly way in Hairspray.

HAVE SOME DUMBASS WATER. - Charles Manson!

the future does not exist

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Welcome to the machine

Happiness is a warm gun

Submitted by Lavadama on Fri, 03/13/2009 - 4:02pm.

"And I've had just about enough of all the disney twats. Walt Disney would kill himself if he saw what the Disney empire has turned into over the years."

I doubt that. Disney was making crap teen movies even when he was alive. It was just easier to control their actors back then in order to keep up their clean image.

Maybe they could unfreeze his head, attach it to some robot body, and ask what he thinks.

Lord help us if THIS is the future. Little twink.

“You a motherfucker and ain’t all that.”

He's totally saying "prune" in that photo.

HAVE SOME DUMBASS WATER. - Charles Manson!

Zack Efron is a future dress wearer.

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"I'll have a cafe mocha, vodka, valium, latte to go please".

if he's the future, excuse me while i work on mah time machine

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The future of twat.

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