RiRi Lands In Manhattan
RiRi rolled out of the shower (or is that pomade smegma?), slipped on some WTFish boots and headed to some meeting in NYC this afternoon with her permanent sunglasses on. Yeah, they don't come off.
Since RiRi is in my neighborhood, I feel it's my duty to sweep that bitch up, take her to the lobby of the HoJo's at Penn Station and perform an acoustic version of Pebbles "Girlfriend" for her. Bitch needs to listen to the message. After that, I'd find a talent show to enter her ass into, because it looks like she can do a fucking serious Morris Day impersonation. The prize money will be mine!
In other Ike & Turner 2.0 news, People says there is and never was a duet between the two as was previously reported. A source said that Chris and RiRi recorded a demo of a song last year, but that shit was never meant to be a duet for them. The source added, "Nothing has been recorded by Chris and Rihanna together since February."
Translation: One of their whores finally got fucked in the ass with the clue stick and put a stop to that fuckery.
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Submitted by korupsi on Sat, 03/14/2009 - 12:53pm.
that's not promade, that's pork fat.
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Her hair reminds me of Soul Glo (was that the name?) from the movie Coming to America.
Anyone remember when the parents got up for the couch and there were stains? Funniest shit ever.
Notoriousrem_22:
but i bet you love beyonce right?
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I am with the person who said they don't like this family(the knowles). They are the type that think they are high class just because they have money. there's lots of rich people with no class out there (Ex: paris hilton) and lots of
Submitted by Sheeps on Sat, 03/14/2009 - 9:06am.
Submitted by Am on Sat, 03/14/2009 - 9:01am.
That would never have happened if they'd taken public transit instead of a rented Lambo. Though I guess she might have hidden his bus pass.
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hahahaha...ewe really made me laugh...er, sorry, bad pun...
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She is my favorite.
But she wrote that she felt lonely on her bolg on _______Seekamillionaire . c om_______,
which is for wealthy singles and celebs.Also she posted many her hot videos on her blog.
Yes...the song is so true! MK you are the best!
Dumb girl....Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb...
What bothers me about all this bullshit is that by Riri forgiving Chris and sending that message out to all young kids out there, she is undoing all the hard work women did to get this far. And I'm not even a feminist or anything.
She looks like a young Whitney Houston!! Hopefully she doesn't go down the same path as Whitney did!! LEARN form your "sistas" RiRi.. Oprah and Tyra are screaming at ya darling!!!!!!!!!!!
At this point, those sunglasses are just for show. Bruises are definitely gone after 5 weeks, not to mention that her Mexico vacation pictures showed no bruises. Hmmm, wondering if she's thinking about testifying against him or something and keeping the glasses on to keep up the mystery of how bad the fight was or wasn't.
that's not promade, that's pork fat.
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why does steam come out of my vagina???!?
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RiRi and Chris Brown can both to straight to hell for all I care.
Stupid cow for going back to him....and he's a a-hole. They deserve each other.
MK > stop reporting on these 2 losers. We're all sick of their crap.
I'm sorry, but she just looks like a total stuck-up cunt.
Over.
NEXT!!!!!
Just shut up and eat my ass.
She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site___w e a l t h y k i s s . co m ___last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now?
looooooooool
MK please wake up and get this dumb ho off my screen.
Ta.
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Mrs. K. squeezed my ass. I can die happy.
Submitted by Am on Sat, 03/14/2009 - 9:01am.
That would never have happened if they'd taken public transit instead of a rented Lambo. Though I guess she might have hidden his bus pass.
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Submitted by Sheeps on Sat, 03/14/2009 - 8:03am.
Submitted by EvilShoe on Sat, 03/14/2009 - 7:57am.
Nearly half of Boston youths believe pop singer Rihanna was responsible for an incident of alleged domestic abuse
Inneresting. A good reason not to let kids sit on juries. I wonder what non-city youths would say?
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Sheeps, according to the police report, RiRi said after Chris whooped her ass, when the car was stopped, she reached over to the steering wheel, grabbed the keys and sat on them, so Chris didn't know where they were.
As as woman, I can't imagine having my ass beat and then I intentionally do something to make him even madder. I'm really wondering if she's not so much a victim. Maybe this is how these two sick children communicate??? Regardless, it sounds as if these two deserve each other. Especially if the beatings have been getting worse and she, despite all her financial resources and she doesn't have kids with him, keeps taking him back.
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Fuck Rihanna. On the real. I fuckin HATE her music, I mean HATE it with a fuckin passion. And although I don't know her it's safe to say I would fuckin hate her as a person too. Anyone capable of being such an asshole deserves no attention. All she ever did was rip off SEVERAL old songs, sample them then add her atrocious voice a top. Its fuckin pathetic that people consider her an 'artist' and it's even more pathetic people are still supporting her. She is a trashy loser just like the rest of them. Fug ass boots too on top of being ugly. Fuck Rihanna. She stands for everything I am against in this world.
'I know you want to but you cant say yes.'- George Michael.
WTF are those things on her feet?!!
Submitted by EvilShoe on Sat, 03/14/2009 - 7:57am.
Nearly half of Boston youths believe pop singer Rihanna was responsible for an incident of alleged domestic abuse
Inneresting. A good reason not to let kids sit on juries. I wonder what non-city youths would say?
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Here is that survey I posted about before:
BOSTON -- Nearly half of Boston youths believe pop singer Rihanna was responsible for an incident of alleged domestic abuse that left her bloodied and bruised, according to a survey conducted by the Public Health Commission.
Surveyors polled 200 city youths, ranging in age from 12 to 19, and asked their feelings about the incident, in which singer Chris Brown is accused of striking girlfriend Rihanna several times following an argument.
The survey found that 46 percent of youths believe Rihanna is responsible for provoking the alleged assault. Additionally, 52 percent said Rihanna and Brown share responsibility for the incident, despite the fact that Rihanna had been beaten badly enough to require hospital treatment.
Emily F. Rothman, assistant professor in the Department of Social and Behavioral Sciences at the Boston University School of Public Health, and an adviser to the Boston Start Strong initiative, said the studies results are a troubling sign about youth attitudes toward domestic violence.
"Boston parents need to be aware that our children are facing a crisis," said Rothman. "Teen dating violence victimization can be a precursor to adult violence victimization, and can increase risky behaviors during adolescence, including substance use, unhealthy dieting and weight control practices, and suicidal behavior."
About 10 percent of all Boston youth have been the victim of domestic violence, according to Rothman.
The survey also found that 44 percent of participants feel fighting is a “normal part of a relationship,” while 77 percent said that arguing is normal. About half of all respondents also said that Chris Brown was being treated unfairly by the media, according to the commission.
"The case provides all of us with an opportunity to have this conversation with the young people in our lives, and it should serve as a reminder that no one -- not even the rich and famous -- are immune to abuse," said Casey Corcoran, director of the Public Health Commission’s Start Strong program.
Start Strong is part of a national initiative tasked with preventing and reducing teen dating violence by educating 11- to 14-year-olds about healthy relationships.
Corcoran said that the high-profile incident between Rihanna and Brown can serve as a launching point for parents to speak with their children about dating violence.
MK that's some funny shit :acoustic version of Pebbles "Girlfriend"!LOL.
I remember back in high school making a friend of mine listen to it after her boyfriend cheated on her ~ good times :-)
I have lost all respect for her and her boots are butt fugly.
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Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
She is so attractive and I have seen her on ___s e e k a m i l l i o n a i r e . c om___,(for people seeking wealthy)I also met many Sexy, Curvy, Classy Women,
open minded rich couples, hot rich guys, nice wealthy admirers, even some celebs.
at this point... i think she needs some smarts slapped into her
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with the bravery of being out of range."
Submitted by Miss Thang on Sat, 03/14/2009 - 1:10am.
I've always thought Riri was absolutely stunning
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Now she's just stunningly stupid.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by NativeNYker on Sat, 03/14/2009 - 12:59am.
I've always thought Riri was absolutely stunning. And a fun personality. It's so disappointing that she can't get her shit together :( But I can't feel bad for her anymore. It's time she felt bad for her own damn self and get the hell out of there.
HAVE SOME DUMBASS WATER. - Charles Manson!
Submitted by Miss Thang on Sat, 03/14/2009 - 12:49am.
Oh Heidi and Spencer don't have a full brain between both of them!
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Pick up your socks and drop your slots, we're going to a party.
Submitted by gucci on Sat, 03/14/2009 - 12:59am.
i hate the view. the only time i've ever watched it was last week when my best friend modeled an outfit on the show. her name is susie q.
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Does she know Little Debbie?
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
She looks amazing. But that don't mean a damn thing! She needs a grip!
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Rants, Thoughts & Merde
http://rantsthoughtsmerde.blogspot.com
i hate the view. the only time i've ever watched it was last week when my best friend modeled an outfit on the show. her name is susie q.
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I am with the person who said they don't like this family(the knowles). They are the type that think they are high class just because they have money. there's lots of rich people with no class out there (Ex: paris hilton) and lots of
Submitted by joe shmoe on Sat, 03/14/2009 - 12:50am.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sat, 03/14/2009 - 12:48am.
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Hahahahahhaa TV and kudos to you! No jokes about Canada in there!
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Yet.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by Miss Thang on Sat, 03/14/2009 - 12:49am.
Submitted by Manimal5 on Sat, 03/14/2009 - 12:36am.
Spencer and Heidi were on The View today. Highlarious shit about how they didn't know they had to get a marriage license in order to get married. They are so retarded.
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Hopefully they're also too stupid to spawn.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sat, 03/14/2009 - 12:48am.
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Hahahahahhaa TV and kudos to you! No jokes about Canada in there!
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Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
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Ed: Evidently Mr Twain never envisaged the Playboy Mansion.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Sat, 03/14/2009 - 12:42am.
There's a really obvious joke here about crabs and Parasite...but I'm gonna leave it alone...
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LMAO!!!
.o.o.o.o.0.0.0.O.O.O.0.0.0.o.o.o.o.
Tigerlilly exposed!!!1!
http://www.dailymotion.com/user/fluffybunnykins666/video/x8l7lj_shes-a-t...
Submitted by Manimal5 on Sat, 03/14/2009 - 12:36am.
Spencer and Heidi were on The View today. Highlarious shit about how they didn't know they had to get a marriage license in order to get married. They are so retarded.
HAVE SOME DUMBASS WATER. - Charles Manson!
Submitted by joe shmoe on Sat, 03/14/2009 - 12:42am.
Submitted by Manimal5 on Sat, 03/14/2009 - 12:36am.
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...a first for Hilton, who says, "It was so amazing to see everything that's under the sea.
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There's a really obvious joke here about crabs and Parasite...but I'm gonna leave it alone...
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All I know is that now the fish are fucking nervous and smell even worse.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
No No we are totaly loving the jacket, totaly!
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I am with the person who said they don't like this family(the knowles). They are the type that think they are high class just because they have money. there's lots of rich people with no class out there (Ex: paris hilton) and lots of
Submitted by Manimal5 on Sat, 03/14/2009 - 12:36am.
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...a first for Hilton, who says, "It was so amazing to see everything that's under the sea.
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There's a really obvious joke here about crabs and Parasite...but I'm gonna leave it alone...
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Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
~Mark Twain
Ed: Evidently Mr Twain never envisaged the Playboy Mansion.
Submitted by Manimal5 on Sat, 03/14/2009 - 12:36am.
ahhaha yeah, she got to see some crabs in their natural environment!
.o.o.o.o.0.0.0.O.O.O.0.0.0.o.o.o.o.
Tigerlilly exposed!!!1!
http://www.dailymotion.com/user/fluffybunnykins666/video/x8l7lj_shes-a-t...
Submitted by joe shmoe on Sat, 03/14/2009 - 12:32am.
Submitted by gucci on Sat, 03/14/2009 - 12:29am.
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Hahaha...just so we're clear - we're not condoning domestic violence! We just like her jacket, damn it! (Right, Gucci?)
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Clearly she's had the shirt beaten out of her. :(
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Tigerlilly exposed!!!1!
http://www.dailymotion.com/user/fluffybunnykins666/video/x8l7lj_shes-a-t...
Off Topic sorry!
Hilton and Reinhardt
Photo by: Will Binns / Pacific Coast News
Paris Hilton is tanned, rested and ready to go back to work – but not before giving a love shout to her beau from The Hills: Doug Reinhardt.
"Hey everyone, just got back from an amazing trip in Maui with my sexy boy," writes Hilton, 28, on her MySpace Celebrity blog. "We had so much fun and it was so relaxing and romantic. I LOVE Hawaii!"
The heiress and the 24-year-old reality star spent their time scuba diving – a first for Hilton, who says, "It was so amazing to see everything that's under the sea."
"Suba diving"? Is that what they're calling it now?
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Pick up your socks and drop your slots, we're going to a party.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sat, 03/14/2009 - 12:13am.
Submitted by Miss Thang on Sat, 03/14/2009 - 12:08am.
ROFLMAOOOOOOOOOO
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Tiger, you tiger now! LMAOOOOO XO
Submitted by gucci on Sat, 03/14/2009 - 12:29am.
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Hahaha...just so we're clear - we're not condoning domestic violence! We just like her jacket, damn it! (Right, Gucci?)
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Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
~Mark Twain
Ed: Evidently Mr Twain never envisaged the Playboy Mansion.
Submitted by Miss Thang on Sat, 03/14/2009 - 12:27am.
lmao TV you mean!
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no, I also like the jacket.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
joe shmoe:
i like the jacket to(*ducking with you*)
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I am with the person who said they don't like this family(the knowles). They are the type that think they are high class just because they have money. there's lots of rich people with no class out there (Ex: paris hilton) and lots of
lmao TV you mean!
HAVE SOME DUMBASS WATER. - Charles Manson!
Submitted by Miss Thang on Sat, 03/14/2009 - 12:22am.
@ Uncle Ashtray, Someone didn't take sex ed in 6th grade!
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Nope. Uncle went to Catholic school for 12 years. Of course they don't teach Sex Ed......it's bad. Sex is Bad, they say!!!
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I like her jacket *ducking*
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Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
~Mark Twain
Ed: Evidently Mr Twain never envisaged the Playboy Mansion.
@ Uncle Ashtray, Someone didn't take sex ed in 6th grade!
HAVE SOME DUMBASS WATER. - Charles Manson!
TITS, you are ebil! Ebil, I say! :/ *makes X sign in TITS's general direction*
HAVE SOME DUMBASS WATER. - Charles Manson!