Blohan Is Wanted!!!
A warrant has been issued for everyone's least favorite cokey 'gina bumper arrest. The charge? Assault with a deadly cokeface. Seriously, that mess above is some BENJAMIN BUTTON'S SHIT. Scratch that. This is some FIRE MARSHALL BILL'S SHIT!
Enough with the jokes, this is a serious (HA!) matter. Hollyscoop says that the Beverly Hills PD issued a warrant for Blohan's arrest stemming from her hit-and-run DUI back in 2007. Apparently, the meth-for-brains moron didn't do all the shit she was supposed to do like complete a booze program and perform 10 days of community service. Don't they know that Blohan is a celebwhore, which means she's above the law, which means she can't be bothered with petty shit like that. She's too busy sucking, snorting, boozing, fucking, eating and licking! The important stuff!
TMZ says she also could have failed a drug test (try not to eat your tongue in shock) or even skipped out on a drug test. The warrant is for $50,000. But a warning to all citizens of L.A.! The suspect is armed and dangerous with a nose that can snort you up in milliseconds and vagina lips that can strangle you in minutes!
The B.H. PD said, "It is our hope that Ms. Lohan will surrender herself so that this matter can be resolved in a timely manner."
Oh, shit! This would make my fucking weekend if that coketard and her partner in pussy SamRo went on the lamb! Bonnie & Clyde-style! All she needs is a pair of leggings, a strap-on and enough coke and Red Bull to last her for a few weeks. They can get in their car and drive, drive, drive, drive like the wiiiiind!!!!! Well, until they get into another fight and SamRo dumps Blohan out of the car and then calls the cops on her. Luckily for the cops, that's likely to happen before they even leave Los Angeles city limits.
Here's L.A.'s most wanted fugitive out in Hollywood last night. Only a White Oprah could love that face. Well, she will love it as long as that face keeps bringing home baggies filled with the bad shit.
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Holy shit this bitch is going to die! Look at her!
The headline should be Blohan is wasted.
She reminds me of Frances Farmer except for the no talent part. ( I mean prelobotomy).
extensions or not, her hairline is busted, and it kind of scares me. i have seen chemo patients with hairlines more intact and healthy-looking.
If she dies, everyone will be shocked and wonder why. Octomom ruined it for everyone, its going to be hard to top that and keep yourself in everyone faces.
Open letter to Hohan,
Dear LoHo,
Why when you google street whore does your picture keep comming up? Have you considered Howard K. Stern as a manager/boyfriend? You need to get back on the peen shakes girl you need the protein. Doesn't PETA do something for feral Gayelle? Feed them a veggie taco or catch and release to rehab. Where is the white oprah while her older daughter is dying on camera, with the younger prositot trying to earn a living...
This is the ultimate in grossity/snatchity. You shouldn't look over 300 when you are under 30. Forget about a cry for help, how about a cry for ketchup. Yuck.
her face looks ruffer than the callouses on my feet damn!
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I am with the person who said they don't like this family(the knowles). They are the type that think they are high class just because they have money. there's lots of rich people with no class out there (Ex: paris hilton) and lots of
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Submitted by Kelly Ann on Sat, 03/14/2009 - 9:58pm.
Submitted by TITS on Sat, 03/14/2009 - 5:15pm.
2 questions
how much of that hair is hers?
and where does all the hair for all these hair extensions come from anyway??
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I'd say that her actual hair comes to about her chin.
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I'd hazard a guess that her hair comes to about SamRo's chin. :)
Submitted by TITS on Sat, 03/14/2009 - 5:15pm.
2 questions
how much of that hair is hers?
and where does all the hair for all these hair extensions come from anyway??
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I'd say that her actual hair comes to about her chin. The rest is probably not real.
And just sayin' that most hair for hair extensions comes from people in India. They have this god or goddess that they sacrifice their hair to for good luck or something, but the place where they go to give it is really just getting their hair for this extension industry--and making money for it.
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Holla for a Dolla! Shout for some clout!
That's her in the first two. Freckled arms, teeth pointing inward, same hairline and awful extensions, lips same as before she got the recent injections as seen in the other photos. You've just never seen someone on a meth bender. That's what it looks like.
And age has nothing to do with it. Even if you're 60 you don't look like an exhumed corpse!
Submitted by paris herpes on Sat, 03/14/2009 - 9:12pm.
I agree with everything you said except that this is the beginning of the downward spiral. That's been going on for a few years now.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Can you imagine being 22 fucking years old and having lines on your forehead like that?! She looks like a horrible coked out hobbit here. And the sheer leggings make me want to puke methvomit! Man she looks seriously out of it...what a freakin MESSS!. This is the beginning of a downward spiral right here!!!
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
Submitted by The Sunshine Gang on Sat, 03/14/2009 - 8:10pm.
LOOK at her she doesn't even have the same MOUTH!!! Are people blind?!!
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Then who is it? Somebody that just happened to be wearing the same clothes (and freckles) as LL?
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The second thumbnail has some serious manhands goin' on there.
LOOK at her she doesn't even have the same MOUTH!!! Are people blind?!!
WTF!!!??? Do people really think the first two are Lindsay?!!?!? Look at how old that woman looks!
Happy B`day Snideychick!!!
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Linz looks like she's on something!! What?? Who knows??? and~~ she does look horrible!!
Snideychick sez:
I turned 46 today and I look DECADES younger than Lohan!
Damn girl, get your ass to rehab!!!
Cut your hair and stop putting in extensions. Clearly you're losing hair due to a poor lifestyle but length doesn't make up for quantity.
this cow looks older than me...and i'm twice her age...
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nice ass...when does it open?
2 questions
how much of that hair is hers?
and where does all the hair for all these hair extensions come from anyway??
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Tigerlilly exposed!!!1!
http://www.dailymotion.com/user/fluffybunnykins666/video/x8l7lj_shes-a-t...
I can't believe we're the same age. Compared to her I look like a 14 year old.
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What's happened to the American dream?
It came true. You're lookin' at it.
haaaaaa HAA! Fire Marshal Bill! So fucking true! God I'm laughing so hard it hurts! She looks like the crypt keepers cousin from California. hahaha
Estrogen a-poppin!
Her hair is falling out! Look at that hairline. How much meth do you have to do to make your hair fall out?
Submitted by Dr. Cornelia J.... on Sat, 03/14/2009 - 4:13pm.
So wait.... If I put her special spray-tan product on my face, I'll come out looking like....THAT? Oh, no. I don't think so. No, no, no. She has the appearance of having been held face-down on a hot frying pan.
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Maybe she got her spray tan confused with this?
http://www.urlesque.com/2009/03/13/today-in-ebay-instant-face-lift/
you're right TAPGIRL, coke is glamalicios!
Coke is such a pretty drug.
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"I don't have a problem with anger, Dale, I have a problem with idiots"...Hank Hill
Lucky for me, I'm pushing 40 but I still look younger than this bitch! Whitney was right..."Crack is whack" X Love you bitches
So wait.... If I put her special spray-tan product on my face, I'll come out looking like....THAT? Oh, no. I don't think so. No, no, no. She has the appearance of having been held face-down on a hot frying pan.
The brown fingertips, and the bulemic knuckles. Be adequite!
The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.
It's the weekend before St. Patrick's day for crying out loud. The biggest partying weekend for persons of Irish descent. She's not going to surrender wilingly. She's planning on snorting an emerald green hill of coke tonight.
Submitted by Obsessa on Sat, 03/14/2009 - 2:06pm.
Waiting for Michael Lohan's statement blaming all of Blohan's troubles on SaMantha and White Oprah in 4...3...2...
He already spoke to US weekly as soon as it hit the press and yes he blamed Sam.
TMZ says cops at Lindsays house,
I read something about Linds driving to Las Vegas to see Sam during a DJ gig. Apparently there was a big fight, Sam leaves in a huff, Linds scurries after her, Linds' body guard comes out of the restroom to find them gone. He had to scrounge a ride home. The drama still goes on.
The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.
"drive, drive like the wiiiiind!!!!!"
Hahaha! Someone has been listening to too much Christopher Cross..
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Submitted by fuzzyslippers on Sat, 03/14/2009 - 11:56am.
MK, isn't it, "going on the LAM", not "lamb"?
LOL.
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eh. she'd fuck anything.
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Tigerlilly exposed!!!1!
http://www.dailymotion.com/user/fluffybunnykins666/video/x8l7lj_shes-a-t...
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK! What the fuck is that thing?
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
Fire Marshall Bill is EPIC.
"Let me show you something!"
Provolone, don't insult waitresses. It is an honest living, unlike Lohan's "work".
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"I think she's an ass...I think she's ugly. And I think she's a disgusting human being..."
-Anne McCourt, 81 years old, re: Paris Hilton (was filmed and is now pissed she will be on a reality show )
that face screams 'how are you folks this evening, welcome to olive garden...can i start you off with some drinks?'
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"gimme back that filet o fish, gimme that fish. what if it were you hanging up on this wall, if it was you in that sammich you wouldnt be laughing at alllll"
Waiting for Michael Lohan's statement blaming all of Blohan's troubles on SaMantha and White Oprah in 4...3...2...
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LOL It just posted on perez... damn you should go work for the Psyhic friends network!
Maybe there's a Chilli Off that might hire her.
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Pick up your socks and drop your slots, we're going to a party.
Tsk...Tsk...Tsk...Lilo...Lilo...Lilo...Losing all the deals you have right now...The spray tan franchise...The leggings...The showing up at bars and supermarket grand opening gigs...Oh the injustice of it all...It would give anybody that drunk to the 9's, hagged out, coke face look...Lilo honey, you're right, it's everyone elses fault...It just ain't fair! (Go ahead sweetie...It's O.K. to stomp your feet!)
How preposterous is it that this fucktard SERIOUSLY thinks that if she denies the warrant is true, then it will all just go away? These people surround themselves with such ass-licking sycophants that they believe the rest of the world will just play along.
“You a motherfucker and ain’t all that.”
SmaRo grew up with $$$ and has her own...plus I think Lohan has "blown" through most of her dough anyway.
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"I think she's an ass...I think she's ugly. And I think she's a disgusting human being..."
-Anne McCourt, 81 years old, re: Paris Hilton (was filmed and is now pissed she will be on a reality show )
Her top lip screams "Restalyne" ... and, why are her fingernails so dirty?
That one photo looks like she's had her lips injected. Ohhhh the ladies will love her in jail!
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Staying celibate and letting my creative juices flow elsewhere.
i wonder if samro will start doing to lohan what stern did to anna nicole, to get all of her money
hey maybe she's already started doing it