What The Hell Kind Of GD Outfit Is This?
Lily Allen needs to stop throwing fists and use her hands to throw this whole entire fugness on her body into the incinerator. Or at least donate it to a local memaw who will know the correct way to wear the fuck out of this ensemble. This really does look like an elderly ho's stoop sale busted a load all over Lily.
That sweater dress doesn't belong on a person. It belongs on a pillow on the sofa in some old queen's Palm Spring's vacation home with a bison frise named "Frances Ethel Gumm" chewing at it. And I can't even comment on the FUGGS in the room. My feelings on that subject have been heard loud and LOUDER.
This is Lily leaving some hotel in London with a smile on her face, because a court ordered a couple of pappies to stop bothering her ass. On Thursday, Lily attacked some pappies with her hands and a water bottle after they knocked into her car. There were reports that if the pappies decided to cry to the police about it, Lily could lose her US Visa which would mean her US tour would be canceled. Her spokeswhore said the tour has not been affected at all.
Lily's lawyer issued this statement yesterday: "In a court hearing that took place this afternoon, my client, Lily Allen, has resolved issues surrounding her constant harassment with two picture agencies and has also obtained from the High Court an injunction restraining further harassment of her by other paparazzi photographers."
But yet Lily is free to continue to harass our eyes with outfits that should never see the light of anything. The world is not a fair place.
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At first glance I thought this was KatieBot!If she lost the boots her outfits would be way better but I like her.
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Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
i like her. im backing the lily. i like her jumper dress. its acceptable in the british isles you know. the ugg boots are a bit yech but the rest of the outfit would get a topshop thumbs up!and american fashion? kinda ming.
Ugh! She looks like a Muppet.
the hair and clothes suck. Makes her face look like a Hanna Barrera cartoon dog.
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ahhh! she sometimes gets it right BUT today she looks like arse
She's British ~~ They all kind of dress odd. But yet cool sometimes. LOL
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What the GD hell are you doing taking the words out of my GD mouth?
Lily musta hit the Home Shopping Network fall fashion blitz. All the sweater is missing is bedazzling crystals.
Lets jump this skank! Not in the sexy way either.
Estrogen a-poppin!
her face looks kind of...um...."special" in this pic. Like she just got off the short bus and is heading to her mentally challenged adults life skills class.
Looks like she hit that ABBA yard sale hard!!
Asshole.
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madam s, you are forgetting the Fashion wonder that is Bai Ling....hahahahahaha
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She dresses worse than almost anyone I've ever seen.
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I think she does alright most of the time. And sometimes osoverywrong.
I'm not mad about her bitchy behaviour anymore now that she's gone and done something sensible and responsible like this tho:)
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she looks like curious george the monkey!
Why, Lily, why?!
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Sat, 03/14/2009 - 12:15pm.
Yes, Sock-Monkey, they ARE swans. With a bit of Area 51 alien thrown in.
It looks like something grandma would latch hook while watching Murder She Wrote and sucking on a Werther's.
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Submitted by korupsi on Sat, 03/14/2009 - 12:21pm.
you think? with all the ruckus she was in, i thought she was trying to be Parisite Hilton.
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Maybe you're right considering Parasite is currently spreading her rotten cunt nectar all over this country at the moment. Perhaps Lil is jealous?
Reminds me of this woman I was walking behind at the mall the other day.
It was about 55ish outside. She had on a long sleeve t-shirt, coochie cutters, those 70's athletic knee socks with the blue horizontal stripes at the knee, and Uggs.
Seriously, how can you leave the house and think that shit looks cute? It might not have been that bad if she were about 11-13, but she was at least 38-40 (or aging horribly). Old enough to know she looked like warmed over ass, IOW.
Submitted by Ugotnerve on Sat, 03/14/2009 - 12:15pm.
She really is trying to be Björk lately, especially with this outfit shit, the sudden change to electronic music and publicity stunts like assaulting photographers.
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you think? with all the ruckus she was in, i thought she was trying to be Parisite Hilton.
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why does steam come out of my vagina???!?
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She truly does loes look a memaw slut doin the ho stroll in that shit.
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Nice hair do.
She really is trying to be Björk lately, especially with this outfit shit, the sudden change to electronic music and publicity stunts like assaulting photographers. It ain't working since Björk earned the right to be a psycho cunt fair and square. No matter how much this nepotistic harridan (along with Lady Caca) tries to copy her they both possess less talent in their entire bodies than Björk has in her twat muscles.
Though to be fair Lily Allen is still better than Shitney and other miming half brain dead retards by a long shot.
Yes, Sock-Monkey, they ARE swans. With a bit of Area 51 alien thrown in.
It looks like something grandma would latch hook while watching Murder She Wrote and sucking on a Werther's.
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She needs make-up. Ugh.
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i had that same haircut as a toddler
I see fucking swans on that bathroom rug she is wearing.
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
does she come from iceland too?
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I actually kinda like that outfit and it looks like clothes I already wear, black Ughs and all. But then, I'm not a celeb so nobody snarks on me about it; I just think it's comfy and cute. Plus I wore uggs back in the 80's when everyone knew they were ugly. I didn't care then and I don't care now.
Hate her hair, though.
This cunt is such a fuckpig. I don't understand why anyone pays attention to her. She's fucking stumpy and is ugly. She has a so-so voice.
This cunt is such a fuckpig. I don't understand why anyone pays attention to her. She's fucking stumpy and is ugly. She has a so-so voice.
Can someone please run this vapid bitch over with a hummer.
When they said buy low and sell high they didn't mean pot.
Someone, somewhere is missing an area rug.
I know she's a fellow Brit but she really boils my piss.
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CTH, isn't "fucktard" the best word ever? lol I use it all the time....
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WTF!?!
Her outfit looks like someone ate a box of 64 crayons, then took a shit all over her!!!!
Cheers!
why is this fucktard famous again?
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it's the biggest dating site for wealthy and suclessful people.
I know government budgets are strained all over, but I think the time is overdue for a tier of Celebrity Courts. Specially trained Celebrity Judges would mete out slaps on the wrist in the style to which celebs have rightfully grown accustomed.
Instead of the annoyingly-early 8:30 a.m. starting time, CC would convene at "2-ish or as soon as you can make it here." No metal detectors or drug-sniffing dogs, of course. The normal afternoon coffee or tea break would be replaced with a "Look-the-Other-Way Hour." In the unlikely event any case got as far as a jury trial, the jury pool would be limited to members in good standing at JustJared.com.
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cute, but the print no. Is it a cat or a watercolor?
bottled water:the weapon of choice.
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Still not clear on why this stubby munchkin is famous.
Submitted by Notoriousrem_22 on Sat, 03/14/2009 - 11:18am.
Fuck her and her entitlement issues. Ugly bitch with no redeemable qualities. God, I wish I liked some 'celebrities' cuz I am really not a mean person but these idiots just bring it out in me.
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I know what you mean. I am a very caring, positive person, yet Paris brings such rage and hatred out of me. It is amazing.
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why would you lie about something dumb like that?
why would you lie, about anything at all?
-Vampire Weekend "Oxford Comma"
If I unfocus my eyes like I'm staring at one of those hidden 3D pics, I can almost make out a Storm Trooper on her sweater.
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Fuck her and her entitlement issues. Ugly bitch with no redeemable qualities. God, I wish I liked some 'celebrities' cuz I am really not a mean person but these idiots just bring it out in me. I need a cute animal post or something lol.
'I know you want to but you cant say yes.'- George Michael.
Bitch, have a little more class...besides third.
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
That would be Claridge's. Why does this twat get to stay there and we don't. UNFAIRNESS! MK needs a new tag.
Edited to add the link for Claridge's hotel in London. FIVE STAR accommodations for this tacky wench! UGH!
http://www.claridges.co.uk/
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Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. —Groucho Marx
even a demented 90 year old would think twice before wearing a dress like this but not lily allen.