Sunday, March 15th 2009
Hot Slut Of The Day!
Wei from Wei East on HSN - When I got home last night, I did my usual: watch HSN while stuffing my face with as many preservatives as possible. Last night was special because Wei was selling her ancient Chinese secrets and I was mesmerized. The world could have been ending outside and I would've kept on watching. Here's a clip, but it's best viewed with some booze in your system and a fucking Snickers in your mouth:
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I always thought that brand was a snake oil sounding mess too..give me Tova!
xoxoxoxox
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
"That's where confusing comes" I love Asians.
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"Do You Believe In Gosh?" -Mitch Hedberg
"Down to the epidural, down to the epidural," Wow! Are these skanks shilling this snake oil to expectant mothers?
"lemme tell you what it do" that's my favorite.
HA.HA.HA.HA.HA.
I'm really glad I don't have a grating or obnoxious laugh(s). I don't know how people can date other people with donkey laughs, et al. (Hers actually isn't *that* bad. I've certainly heard ones that were 100x worse)
And I'm not typically one to make fun of accents, but it "mewts in yo hand."
i LOVE her. she's awesome. thank you.
I wish the blonde would stop talking.
My God, that Wei. I think I've fallen in love. What a charmer.
I like when they sell food on there its like actual food porn,they have forks penetrating the food in slow motion.
I found a hot place, you should try it ___ W e a l t h y b e a u t y . C o m_____a great place for rich man to meet young and beautiful woman.............
She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site___w e a l t h y k i s s . co m ___last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now?
looooooooool
Submitted by Auntie Mame on Sun, 03/15/2009 - 5:25pm.
I buy from QVC. Don't judge.
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hahahahahaha, me too! Sometimes they have great deals on digital cameras. Nooooo, I don't buy the sparkly sweatshirts. Okay, I didn't this last time. :)
hooked on hsn and the miss tina clothing line and not ashamed to admit it!only buy stuff on sale, prices are a rip, otherwise..also, bought sunglasses by iman which are great.
I must be tired because I read secret Chinese accents! and I could just see her trying to teach people how to speak Chinese on TV...
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People need not to fuck with me right now!--jussayin
Wintering in Boca, I haven't watched the shopping channels in 3 mos. and so, haven't seen Wei lately. I know 16 words/phrases in Chinese, thanks to my manicure people, but there are no words to describe Wei. Watching her for 10 min., you feel like your head would explode. Nothing against Asians personally, but even one of my Chinese neighbors, who English has never been really good, when he speaks I have to watch his lips or I'm lost and there, too, after 10 minutes, my brain has turned to f--kin' jam.
I buy from QVC. Don't judge.
"Jesus and God really need to file a joint lawsuit against bitches for dragging their good names into unadulterated fuckery!" MK 2/15/09
Poor Asian women. Cute when they're young, but by the time they're in the their mid to late 30s they all look Planet of the Apes. No cream can fix that!
The shit HSN flogs to idiot viewers is unreal. I use to like to snort a few lines and watch Collen Lopez cream in her panties whenever Suzanne Sommers showed up pitching her jewelry and tack ass clothes!
Submitted by Gaza Strip on Sun, 03/15/2009 - 2:38pm.
Are there THAT many lard-ass, double-wide, dumb fucking hos on the planet?
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Yes.
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I saw Sock Monkeys for sale at Target for $15. Oh how the mighty have fallen.
Hobag gots some kickin weaves.
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I saw Sock Monkeys for sale at Target for $15. Oh how the mighty have fallen.
What retarded people buy this shit? Seriously. Are there THAT many lard-ass, double-wide, dumb fucking hos on the planet????? PEOPLE, PLEASE.
The pseudo-science blabber spewing out of these women's mouths is so comforting and hypnotizing! The ideas behind this advertising is simple: convince the viewer you are selling them a lifestyle of magazine/TV/hollywood beauty, pretend like you're offering a discount, and fill in the rest with meaningless jargon. I know I wanted to buy some.
holycaca, for those "special" armed robbery prices, you can get the real improvement shit done: Juvederm, dermabrasions, etc.
And yeah, Asian homegirl is on uppers.
my skin is so sensitive. i had an aveda 'smell-orama' (scented oil) facial once and my skin looked like lunar landscape, but in color! pocks and blotches for days!
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there must be some secret to her beautiful complexion! her products do get high reviews.
i wonder if that's her real name? it's pronounced "way east". it could be logo-ization
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I may be Stoopid but I can easily spend more than that at a department store but I just don't trust TV. If the shit is wrong, I want someone I can go yell at.
Submitted by StainsDistantCousin on Sun, 03/15/2009 - 10:52am.
I can't do Bare Essentials either, breaks me out in hours. The only mineral makeup I can wear is the L'oreal kind and I have tried all the department stores ones.
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Dick happens! - MK
Something must be wrong with me, all the creams like this fuck up my skin. I tried Mary Kay years ago and that shit broke me up so bad I had to go to a skin doctor for six months to clear it up. Mary Kay puts a little bit of something in each product and whatever that shit is, it fucks my skin up. The story is that she knew some horse ranch people and she bought their hoof cream formula because the horse handlers had great hand skin. This is what they told future MK reps.
I will stick to my simple cleanser and be pimple free. I imagine this stuff this lady is hocking is loaded with pore clogging shit.
Submitted by StainsDistantCousin on Sun, 03/15/2009 - 10:52am.
Thanks SDC! I have also been known to shop QVC as well. Got a great facial scrubber from them, the Clairasonic. It really does improve the skin. I also like Smashbox cosmetics. You are right, when they have specials, things are so much cheaper than they are in the stores.
devilgirl,
it's ok to shop from the couch, I have bought things from HSN before, not in a while though, I do buy things from QVC , like Bare Ecentuals make-up and Philosophy lotions and sprays, it's usually a lot cheaper when they have those special deals,,
I do not work for QVC I swear, I am just trying to help devilgirl to not feel like a freak
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You talk smak MK but I bet your bathroom looks like a Triple Lotus supply center.
I'm sure that stuff would clog my pores & give me pimples within hours.
well, that shit is expensive and since i didn't know who the hell she is before this, so i have to pass.
yes, i'm a cheapskate.
*cries*
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why does steam come out of my vagina???!?
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I hate to admit this this, but I have some Wei East facial scrub and it is really good. YES, I do shop on HSN periodically. Sue me!
*runs and hides*
I've been mesmerized by this Hot Slut before, and I was not even drunk, I was probably eating crappy bad late-night food but she is easy to kill time on, hehehe
I can save all you sluts some serious money:
place a jar of cocoa butter and a gallon of water next to your bed after drinking all night.
Your face will be tight and right!
Fuck HSN. Concoct your own shit!
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