Blohan's Twitters Are Just As Crazy As She Is
An anonymous ho has been sending around screen caps from Blohan's supposed secret Twitter account, sevinnyne (SamRo's is jackdaniels9). The anonymous ho says that yesterday morning, after partying until 4:30am, Blohan had a Tweeter freak out until 8 in the morning. She must have stepped out of the hazy white cloud for a quick minute, because she deleted all these messages, but the anonymous ho managed to screen cap them before she did.
Anonymous Ho added that some of them have been cropped, but one of her crazier ones reads in full: "should you end it if the one person in the world fails to love, hold/comfort, apologize, and CHERISH you the night before jail? LIARS R COWARDS cuz they don't know what they got til it is far gone. and people-if you fucking love someone. PUT UR PRIDE A-fucking-SIDE AND JUST LOVE THEM BACK! do not ever dj before calling if they ARE FUCKING ABOUT TO GET ARRESTED FOR CHASING YOU TO MAKE YOU STAY"
It's like a Courtney Love blog mated with a Kanye West blog rant. If you put your nose up to the screen and snort really hard, you might get a little buzz.
But I want to know how she's able to Twitter shit that's longer than 250 characters?! I always want to drown myself in a crack pipe whenever Twitter cuts my ass off at 250! Blohan must have the secret.
My favorite line in all of this has to be "la needs better restaurants." Through all the amazing craziness she has a fucking moment of clarity. Although, L.A. does have In-N-Out and Claim Jumper, so all is not lost.
Below are the caps from Blohan's alleged leaked Twitter. And if you want to see a cap of her leaky twatter, (NSFL) click here.
Are you 40 plus single? want to meet some sexy mature women for friends, love and more... maybe ----【 M E E T B O O M E R . C OM 】--- just suit.... which is for baby boomers and single seniors for fun........
Wow - curious about her boobs? And her body fat? Wow.
http://www.egotastic.com/image?path=0805/lindsay-lohan-bikini-1-19.jpg&i...
That upskirt is nasty. I was tryna find the "spread" so to speak...I can't find it...
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ok, i admit i was curious and wanted to see her "fire crotch" and clicked the link.
WTF! I have squeezed 2 9lb bebehs out of me and even my cooch doesnt look that bad. I'm not even sure what part is what. poor Sam. it's completley thrashed, it'd be like licking chicken giblets or something.
id be crazy too if thats what i was stuck with.
Please twitter your murder/suicide Ho and Ro...
xoxoxoxox
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
What are non-smoking Fridays?? They both smoke, I thought.
This selfish party whore won't ever stop blowing rails, calm down and get clean. She has been engulfed by the Hollywood drug scene and has lost her soul. Too late for the Blohan.
I don't supposed we'll be lucky enough for her to just OD sometime soon.
really TITS, that was uncalled for. you really are picking on me. what are you going to make fun of next? my very existence?
there's a very fine line between funny and insulting, and you has crossed the line.
so sue me, but i like the Open Posts. at least i know that the Dlisted whores are not as stuck up as the bitches at Perez. at least i know we're all humans here.
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why does steam come out of my vagina???!?
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I couldn't understand any of that. I am not hip to the twitter... but I really couldn't follow what any of that. Is there a plain english version?
Tiwtter is fuckin retarded. I hate people who think others give a shit what they are doing every 5 minutes. I could fuckin care less.
'I know you want to but you cant say yes.'- George Michael.
I found a hot place, you should try it ___ W e a l t h y b e a u t y . C o m_____a great place for rich man to meet young and beautiful woman.............
She is my favorite.
But she wrote that she felt lonely on her bolg on _______Seekamillionaire . c om_______,
which is for wealthy singles and celebs.Also she posted many her hot videos on her blog.
twitter sucks my hub's ass farts. gross!
Submitted by Jolly Green Goddess on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 12:22am.
lol@ all of you condemning so called Twittiots. MK has a Twitter account, and sends tweets while he's watching TV.
...omigod and here I thought MK was like God and all and a genius and never could do no wrong
*runs to kiss MK's ass*
*remembers where MK's ass has been*
*changes mind about that ass kissing thing*
dude is on his own with that gay ass Twitter shit cuz it looks mad stupid! I mean really, Diddy does it!....'nuff said
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My kid won't sleep.
http://shakeithotbitch.11.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?t=19&start=15
Submitted by Whatever on Sun, 03/15/2009 - 10:06pm.
These losers advertising dating sites are still here? Jesus.
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Yeah. My hope is that one day just one of them will learn English from us whores and post a "Fucking Attention Whore!" in place of the shit they post now.
Sort of like when that guy learned English from Howard Cosell (World Wide of Sports) in Better Off Dead.
She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site___w e a l t h y k i s s . co m ___last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now?
looooooooool
lol@ all of you condemning so called Twittiots. MK has a Twitter account, and sends tweets while he's watching TV.
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Submitted by Manimal5 on Sun, 03/15/2009 - 11:04pm.
Call me an Anti-Semantic bastard
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Submitted by NaNoop on Sun, 03/15/2009 - 9:17pm.
Okay, SUPPOSEDLY this warrant is because of her driving to Vegas where her hissy fit was caught on camera. She is only supposed to drive to and from "work". Interesting that her lawyer seems confident this "misunderstanding" will be resolved quite easily and quickly. In what bullshit universe is she "working", or are they going to claim that appearing in public is a direct correlation to her "work"???
So the law can be manipulated with mere semantics, and she can continue to drive wasted out of her gourd.
Call me an Anti-Semantic bastard but yeah there is no way a drive to Vegas has anything to do with work for Hohan.
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Pick up your socks and drop your slots, we're going to a party.
These losers advertising dating sites are still here? Jesus.
Submitted by NaNoop: "How many tens of thousands of dollars on rehab, and still the same old shit going on."
I keep saying it. Rehab stocks are the place to put your money. They're a growth industry.
They don't even have to work (which is good, because they usually DON'T). The addict's families are just so happy to have a place where their addict can be safely stowed with a possibility of being clean for a few weeks afterward.
She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site___w e a l t h y k i s s . c o m ___last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now?
looooooooool
Submitted by TITS on Sun, 03/15/2009 - 9:32pm.
Nanoop - I'd say that monkey has been licked clean.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/35644523@N04/3309753959/
Tee hee!
A sock nugget!
“You a motherfucker and ain’t all that.”
Nanoop - I'd say that monkey has been licked clean.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/35644523@N04/3309753959/
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Tigerlilly exposed!!!1!
http://www.dailymotion.com/user/fluffybunnykins666/video/x8l7lj_shes-a-t...
you need to spank that monkey....
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what type of Black friend are you looking for?
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sun, 03/15/2009 - 9:18pm.
Submitted by TITS on Sun, 03/15/2009 - 9:14pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sun, 03/15/2009 - 9:08pm.
Word....
But O/T...I've got a Sock Monkey stuck up my ass...What should I do? :-P
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was the monkey coming or going?
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THAT IS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS!!! *storms off in a red faced tiger fury*....
But, wait! Before you go... does that monkey have corn on it?
{{Runs & hides}}
“You a motherfucker and ain’t all that.”
Submitted by TITS on Sun, 03/15/2009 - 9:14pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sun, 03/15/2009 - 9:08pm.
Word....
But O/T...I've got a Sock Monkey stuck up my ass...What should I do? :-P
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was the monkey coming or going?
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THAT IS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS!!! *storms off in a red faced tiger fury*....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Okay, SUPPOSEDLY this warrant is because of her driving to Vegas where her hissy fit was caught on camera. She is only supposed to drive to and from "work". Interesting that her lawyer seems confident this "misunderstanding" will be resolved quite easily and quickly. In what bullshit universe is she "working", or are they going to claim that appearing in public is a direct correlation to her "work"???
So the law can be manipulated with mere semantics, and she can continue to drive wasted out of her gourd.
“You a motherfucker and ain’t all that.”
yahoo answers is good for bringing out the speshul people...
Is it bad if you drink alcohol everyday?
Is my daughter trying to wean herself?
My nipples are really sore and feel full and hard?
How do u know when your having an orgasm?
My armpits look dark?
these are real questions from the first 2 pages! I used to try to answer some but I felt my IQ starting to slip....
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http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/e01cba7600/black-friend-finder
what type of Black friend are you looking for?
She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site___w e a l t h y k i s s . co m ___last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now?
looooooooool
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sun, 03/15/2009 - 9:08pm.
Word....
But O/T...I've got a Sock Monkey stuck up my ass...What should I do? :-P
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was the monkey coming or going?
Tiger - this may help: http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AqnTmSS_o0fF6fM0P098kpAjzKI...
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Tigerlilly exposed!!!1!
http://www.dailymotion.com/user/fluffybunnykins666/video/x8l7lj_shes-a-t...
well, holee shit. If I ever get in trouble I hope I'm famous enough to get away with it. not.
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it's the biggest dating site for wealthy and suclessful people.
I used to totally love Carol Brunett growing up! TV was much funnier then....music was better....crackeyhoes knew their place....
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what type of Black friend are you looking for?
Screen Caps are the new camera phone.
♥ ThreadKilla!
With my super lawyer powers, I can rid our town of cats so our kids can NEVER get high again! Mr. Broflovski, South Park
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Submitted by jussayin on Sun, 03/15/2009 - 8:45pm.
I hear ya TITS....stay posting that shit over on Amazon.com and not over here bothering us intelligent folk....
they are good for posting foolishness on Amazon! my dog is bleeding, what should I do (get the fuck off the internet, get to a vet), my penis is stuck in a toaster, what should I do (get off the internet, get a sharp knife and cut that fucker off because you dont need it anyway), etc etc, religious and political arguments....I stay entertained on there sometimes reading stupidity.
very speshul!
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Word....
But O/T...I've got a Sock Monkey stuck up my ass...What should I do? :-P
Personally I like yahoo answers. Where else can you get someone asking about steam coming out of they 'giney????
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by TITS on Sun, 03/15/2009 - 9:04pm.
Before there was dave chappelle there was carol:
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I watched all of those too...more awesomeness...
♥ ThreadKilla!
With my super lawyer powers, I can rid our town of cats so our kids can NEVER get high again! Mr. Broflovski, South Park
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Submitted by jussayin on Sun, 03/15/2009 - 9:03pm.
to be honest I had no respect for Wayne Brady until I saw that skit....LOL he just had that "Carlton" vibe....
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That's funny. This whole time I was thinking: Poor Wayne Brady - it had to take it all the way just to get some street cred. There's more to all that, too, actually when he forcibly and douchetastically takes over Dave's show. I watched LOTS of Whose Line...I eat that shit up - and I always felt like Wayne Brady was the guy with ALL the goods up there but he's so weirdly cross-cultural, I could see how it would be hard to sell that....
Poor Wayne Brady...
♥ ThreadKilla!
With my super lawyer powers, I can rid our town of cats so our kids can NEVER get high again! Mr. Broflovski, South Park
A DListed Youtube Gallery
Before there was dave chappelle there was carol:
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/a10152ad78/went-with-the-wind-from-the-...
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Tigerlilly exposed!!!1!
http://www.dailymotion.com/user/fluffybunnykins666/video/x8l7lj_shes-a-t...
Submitted by ZiggyStardust on Sun, 03/15/2009 - 5:03pm.
I Twitter every half hour.
It's fantastic. Now everybody can know every facet of my mundane life. No feeble thought need pass me by again without it being properly documented. This is fulfilling.
*attaches twitter brain probes to Ziggys head*
YES! I can see what your thinking...wait...stop!
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Pick up your socks and drop your slots, we're going to a party.
to be honest I had no respect for Wayne Brady until I saw that skit....LOL he just had that "Carlton" vibe....you have to admire someone who can poke fun at his own image like that and make it really work!
OnT: go to jail, crackeywhore.
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http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/e01cba7600/black-friend-finder
what type of Black friend are you looking for?
Submitted by islandgirl on Sun, 03/15/2009 - 8:51pm.
angel, I'd never seen it before--- thanks to jussayin, I'm laughing like a loon.
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AW! *stomps foot and pouts!* I wanna be the introducer!!! (LOL!)
♥ ThreadKilla!
With my super lawyer powers, I can rid our town of cats so our kids can NEVER get high again! Mr. Broflovski, South Park
A DListed Youtube Gallery
Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 03/15/2009 - 8:55pm.
I can see your point.
“You a motherfucker and ain’t all that.”
PS. In the middle of that, she tells her not to WORK! when there's drama. I think that's what tipped me off. SamRo's not running away - she's at work. LOL!
♥ ThreadKilla!
With my super lawyer powers, I can rid our town of cats so our kids can NEVER get high again! Mr. Broflovski, South Park
A DListed Youtube Gallery
Submitted by NaNoop on Sun, 03/15/2009 - 7:32pm.
Submitted by jussayin on Sun, 03/15/2009 - 7:27pm.
Twitter just doesn't do it for me.
and her name should really be dumbcunt and Sam's should be stupidbitch....
and I would have thought (not that I really invest much thought in it) that she was the chasee, not the chaser....just goes to show you, that bitch is broke and needy!
I think she wants to the world to perceive her as the chasee, but she ain't lettin' go a that wallet otherwise known as Sam. Her broke ass would immediately be giving BJ's in alleyways for $5 if Sam kicked her to the curb.
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To a certain extent, I think it's all about the DRAH-MA! I knew a girl like that who would never be single for long...but the guys she was with were always kinda INTO all that drama - all the begging and the pleading and the stomping out and the make-up sex...she was my roomie for a while, way back (obviously I'm into drama too becuz I ALWAYS end up hanging with people like this...or let's just say: USED TO!)- it was fucking annoying. Becuz you come to know that every fight is a fight for the sake of drama and will end in sex. I was always like: Just go fuck him already, k?
♥ ThreadKilla!
With my super lawyer powers, I can rid our town of cats so our kids can NEVER get high again! Mr. Broflovski, South Park
A DListed Youtube Gallery
angel, I'd never seen it before--- thanks to jussayin, I'm laughing like a loon.
Submitted by islandgirl on Sun, 03/15/2009 - 8:28pm.
Submitted by jussayin on Sun, 03/15/2009 - 8:21pm.
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HAHAHA!! Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a bitch?
Mild mannered comedian by day, bad ass motherfucker by night.
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Ahahaha! Are you guys talkin' about this? This is one of my Top 5 fave skits of all time. Fucking SO funnay! LOL!
♥ ThreadKilla!
With my super lawyer powers, I can rid our town of cats so our kids can NEVER get high again! Mr. Broflovski, South Park
A DListed Youtube Gallery
I hear ya TITS....stay posting that shit over on Amazon.com and not over here bothering us intelligent folk....
they are good for posting foolishness on Amazon! my dog is bleeding, what should I do (get the fuck off the internet, get to a vet), my penis is stuck in a toaster, what should I do (get off the internet, get a sharp knife and cut that fucker off because you dont need it anyway), etc etc, religious and political arguments....I stay entertained on there sometimes reading stupidity.
very speshul!
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People need not to fuck with me right now!--jussayin
Submitted by jussayin on Sun, 03/15/2009 - 8:31pm.
jesus. there comes a point where you have to ask yourself - how stupid am i?
....well actually I always ask "how stupid are you?"
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there have been a lot of 'special ed' moments here lately - I blame the open posts. This latest one just made me SNAP! But the worst has to be the person who posted here.. .on a gossip blog ffs... about feeling dizzy at work and what should she do?
I tasted blood that day let me tell you.
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Tigerlilly exposed!!!1!
http://www.dailymotion.com/user/fluffybunnykins666/video/x8l7lj_shes-a-t...
EvilBabyBootie
LOL, thanks jiggywiddit!
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