Blohan's Twitters Are Just As Crazy As She Is
An anonymous ho has been sending around screen caps from Blohan's supposed secret Twitter account, sevinnyne (SamRo's is jackdaniels9). The anonymous ho says that yesterday morning, after partying until 4:30am, Blohan had a Tweeter freak out until 8 in the morning. She must have stepped out of the hazy white cloud for a quick minute, because she deleted all these messages, but the anonymous ho managed to screen cap them before she did.
Anonymous Ho added that some of them have been cropped, but one of her crazier ones reads in full: "should you end it if the one person in the world fails to love, hold/comfort, apologize, and CHERISH you the night before jail? LIARS R COWARDS cuz they don't know what they got til it is far gone. and people-if you fucking love someone. PUT UR PRIDE A-fucking-SIDE AND JUST LOVE THEM BACK! do not ever dj before calling if they ARE FUCKING ABOUT TO GET ARRESTED FOR CHASING YOU TO MAKE YOU STAY"
It's like a Courtney Love blog mated with a Kanye West blog rant. If you put your nose up to the screen and snort really hard, you might get a little buzz.
But I want to know how she's able to Twitter shit that's longer than 250 characters?! I always want to drown myself in a crack pipe whenever Twitter cuts my ass off at 250! Blohan must have the secret.
My favorite line in all of this has to be "la needs better restaurants." Through all the amazing craziness she has a fucking moment of clarity. Although, L.A. does have In-N-Out and Claim Jumper, so all is not lost.
Below are the caps from Blohan's alleged leaked Twitter. And if you want to see a cap of her leaky twatter, (NSFL) click here.
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Riverside, muthafuckas! Aw shit it's Wayne Brady!!! LMAO. I needed that laugh....
Dave, hoes, hoes, Dave.....good evening bitches!***********************************************
People need not to fuck with me right now!--jussayin
Submitted by jussayin on Sun, 03/15/2009 - 8:21pm
That is seriously one of the best Chappelle Show sketches of all time; that and his Rick James stories with Charlie Murphy...
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Love me or hate me
It's still an obsession
Love me or hate me
That is the question
And if you love me then 'thank you'
And if you hate me then 'f--- you'
jesus. there comes a point where you have to ask yourself - how stupid am i?
....well actually I always ask "how stupid are you?" but damn seriously there was some good advice on it for reading and following and I hope it was followed. Don't just let some man harass you!
Shit don't let me get all Jesus take the wheel about it....
there's comes a point where you have to man up...even if you're a woman, and not take no shit!
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People need not to fuck with me right now!--jussayin
Submitted by jussayin on Sun, 03/15/2009 - 8:21pm.
TITS....Imma hook you up! Too funny!!
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/bb6875cff8/chappelle-show-daves-night-o...
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BITCH, YOU THA SHIT!
“You a motherfucker and ain’t all that.”
Submitted by jussayin on Sun, 03/15/2009 - 8:21pm.
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HAHAHA!! Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a bitch?
Mild mannered comedian by day, bad ass motherfucker by night.
Submitted by TITS on Sun, 03/15/2009 - 8:25pm.
Submitted by korupsi on Sun, 03/15/2009 - 3:54pm.
Bwahahaha!!
Srsly, TITS, don't hate. She's 60 yrs old w/ADD.
Bwahahaha!!
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even if one were to slop some shampoo and scrub the wad the scalp remains elusive. And that is probably where the stank emanates from.-Nanoop
Submitted by korupsi on Sun, 03/15/2009 - 3:54pm.
jiggy, i want to call the police but what am i going to tell them?
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do you work with jussayin?
jesus. there comes a point where you have to ask yourself - how stupid am i?
Do something ffs or change your id to rhianna.
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Tigerlilly exposed!!!1!
http://www.dailymotion.com/user/fluffybunnykins666/video/x8l7lj_shes-a-t...
She is my favorite.
But she wrote that she felt lonely on her bolg on _______Seekamillionaire . c om_______,
which is for wealthy singles and celebs.Also she posted many her hot videos on her blog.
Unfortunately it is not the whole skit, but just the final line. But here ya go
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0GZmLy2QVeo&feature=related
“You a motherfucker and ain’t all that.”
TITS....Imma hook you up! Too funny!!
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/bb6875cff8/chappelle-show-daves-night-o...
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People need not to fuck with me right now!--jussayin
Submitted by TITS on Sun, 03/15/2009 - 8:12pm.
Submitted by jussayin on Sun, 03/15/2009 - 8:07pm.
More info? Youtube link? never heard of this skit.
It's been forever since I've seen it, but Wayne Brady was HYSTERICAL in it. He's like an unexpected closet killer or something underneath that ultra smooth and charming persona.
“You a motherfucker and ain’t all that.”
Submitted by jussayin on Sun, 03/15/2009 - 8:07pm.
More info? Youtube link? never heard of this skit.
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Tigerlilly exposed!!!1!
http://www.dailymotion.com/user/fluffybunnykins666/video/x8l7lj_shes-a-t...
I can't lie, that Wayne Brady skit stays on my top ten funniest skits ever!!! That shit cracks me up still. Dave Chappelle is the total shit to have have even thought of that one.
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People need not to fuck with me right now!--jussayin
Now...*steps on soap box*
Dear Lindsay Lohan, so you have a dysfunctional family. So at least some of your childhood was effed up. So apparently you have the dough to blast this all to oblivion with drugs and alcohol. But if at least you would not do this for a certain time, just to find out what you want in life and what really bohters you?! Hey, just because you have to deal with some really fucked up relationships that doesn't mean it gives you the prerogative to self-destruct. Lot'of people do, and are equally in pain, and still try to sort it out without chemical aid. You are a fucking adult now, even if your mental age seems to be that of a teenager. *steps off soap box and shamefully looks around if anyone has witnessed this*
Submitted by jussayin on Sun, 03/15/2009 - 7:59pm.
wher I come from we would call that a pimp....not a "manager"...
I totally had a "Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a bitch" moment?" LMAO....
Wayne Brady is funny as shit delivering that line.
“You a motherfucker and ain’t all that.”
PS: LOL! @ your ever-evolving TITS!
Wait! PPS: How did you do that?!? I've been sort half-assed looking for this knowledge!
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water bra.
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Tigerlilly exposed!!!1!
http://www.dailymotion.com/user/fluffybunnykins666/video/x8l7lj_shes-a-t...
wher I come from we would call that a pimp....not a "manager"...
I totally had a "Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a bitch" moment?" LMAO....
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People need not to fuck with me right now!--jussayin
Submitted by jussayin on Sun, 03/15/2009 - 7:37pm.
I thought she already did give BJ's in the alley for $5....actually I thought she did it for free, to be honest, because she's too stoned half the time to remember to ask for her money.
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That's why she has her mommy as her manager - to protect her interests and collect the dough.
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Tigerlilly exposed!!!1!
http://www.dailymotion.com/user/fluffybunnykins666/video/x8l7lj_shes-a-t...
Ah, you must mean that Spotted Cokewhore Terrier that got lost last year...
How many tens of thousands of dollars on rehab, and still the same old shit going on. And how many hundreds of thousand of dollars on drugs in the meantime? Oh, yeah- didn't she evade jail time by going to rehab? Leniency ain't done this bitch no favors.
“You a motherfucker and ain’t all that.”
I just remembered this! You guys remember the lost dog flyer from a couple of years ago? Just to relive some shits and giggles here's the text:
"LOST DOG - ” HAVE YOU SEEN HER?
Age: 3 in dog years
Weight: Anorexic
Eyes: Dilated
Coat: Spotted/Freckled
Breed: Freckle-Bellied C********** Terrier
My dog was last seen on the morning of July 24, 2007 chasing cars in Santa Monica. She will answer to the call of: Lilo, L Squared, Lo Hoe and Dime Bags, 2 for 10 dollars. She was also last seen carrying her favorite toys: a little white bag we call her "doggy bag" ad her favorite black ankle bracelet. Please come home!"
“You a motherfucker and ain’t all that.”
Submitted by She She peritta on Sun, 03/15/2009 - 3:31pm.
She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie; Cocaine.
Well said!
But I still tend to call bullshit on this. But Who am I ti know.... I am not even part of this twitty-twatter thingie, since my life is probably too boring to post anything even half-meanigful...
Submitted by jussayin on Sun, 03/15/2009 - 7:37pm.
I thought she already did give BJ's in the alley for $5....actually I thought she did it for free, to be honest, because she's too stoned half the time to remember to ask for her money.
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Wouldn't be surprised. She a lesbiAIN'T who really wants the peen.
“You a motherfucker and ain’t all that.”
I thought she already did give BJ's in the alley for $5....actually I thought she did it for free, to be honest, because she's too stoned half the time to remember to ask for her money.
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People need not to fuck with me right now!--jussayin
Submitted by jussayin on Sun, 03/15/2009 - 7:27pm.
Twitter just doesn't do it for me.
and her name should really be dumbcunt and Sam's should be stupidbitch....
and I would have thought (not that I really invest much thought in it) that she was the chasee, not the chaser....just goes to show you, that bitch is broke and needy!
I think she wants to the world to perceive her as the chasee, but she ain't lettin' go a that wallet otherwise known as Sam. Her broke ass would immediately be giving BJ's in alleyways for $5 if Sam kicked her to the curb.
“You a motherfucker and ain’t all that.”
Twitter just doesn't do it for me.
and her name should really be dumbcunt and Sam's should be stupidbitch....
and I would have thought (not that I really invest much thought in it) that she was the chasee, not the chaser....just goes to show you, that bitch is broke and needy!
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People need not to fuck with me right now!--jussayin
It has to be fake, you can't tweet that many letters. Are we that desperate for dirt?
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you can probably have a more reasonable conversation with a fucking burnt rutabaga than with that bag of crazy. - MK
You can only hold it so long before crunchy gets soggy. - TITS
Submitted by TITS on Sun, 03/15/2009 - 7:09pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 03/15/2009 - 7:02pm.
Ugh.
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ditto.
Madame S was more verbose, but basically same sentiment.
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Yes - I was just catching up...I must concur. Silence is golden - especially now that it's almost impossible to get.
PS: LOL! @ your ever-evolving TITS!
Wait! PPS: How did you do that?!? I've been sort half-assed looking for this knowledge!
♥ ThreadKilla!
With my super lawyer powers, I can rid our town of cats so our kids can NEVER get high again! Mr. Broflovski, South Park
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Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 03/15/2009 - 7:02pm.
Ugh.
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ditto.
Madame S was more verbose, but basically same sentiment.
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Tigerlilly exposed!!!1!
http://www.dailymotion.com/user/fluffybunnykins666/video/x8l7lj_shes-a-t...
Ugh.
♥ ThreadKilla!
With my super lawyer powers, I can rid our town of cats so our kids can NEVER get high again! Mr. Broflovski, South Park
A DListed Youtube Gallery
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Sun, 03/15/2009 - 6:39pm.
Submitted by EvilShoe on Sun, 03/15/2009 - 6:36pm.
Way back when you were an EvilBabyBootie
Now that was pretty damned cute and funny.
“You a motherfucker and ain’t all that.”
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Sun, 03/15/2009 - 6:45pm.
Submitted by NaNoop on Sun, 03/15/2009 - 5:50pm.
Nuttin' but crickets up in this piece, damn. Y'all must be out doin' hood rat stuff.
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Sorry, Noop. had to twitter. :-)
Glad you're back!
“You a motherfucker and ain’t all that.”
If Blohan doesn't OD anytime soon, before long she's gonna TOTALLY be tore up from the floor up beyond any hope like Corey Haim. And all her fame and fortune will be a memory on film cuz she's too fucked up to even be tuned in to reality.
Can't wait til she takes an ad out in Variety magazine that says "This is not a joke. I am ready to work again" while sucking on a ciggie butt in the glam-shot photo.
“You a motherfucker and ain’t all that.”
Submitted by NaNoop on Sun, 03/15/2009 - 5:50pm.
Nuttin' but crickets up in this piece, damn. Y'all must be out doin' hood rat stuff.
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Sorry, Noop. had to twitter. :-)
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I saw Sock Monkeys for sale at Target for $15. Oh how the mighty have fallen.
Submitted by Farrah on Sun, 03/15/2009 - 6:15pm.
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Sun, 03/15/2009 - 4:59pm.
In that case, a big AMEN!
*pulls shiv out of hairpiece*
I just gotta make sure nobody throws shade at Sandbitch. I'm partial to her dontcha know? (you, too)
;-)
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I saw Sock Monkeys for sale at Target for $15. Oh how the mighty have fallen.
Submitted by EvilShoe on Sun, 03/15/2009 - 6:36pm.
Way back when you were an EvilBabyBootie I'll bet you never thought you'd grow up and send smooches to Charles Manson. Life surprises.
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I saw Sock Monkeys for sale at Target for $15. Oh how the mighty have fallen.
Submitted by Charles Manson on Sun, 03/15/2009 - 5:39pm.
*smooches*
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Dick happens! - MK
What the Fuck is thread about bitches?
Some psycho BIL who may or many not be naked? Have I got that right?
Madame S., I completely agree with you. That being said, would you like to know the last time I breathed, pissed or farted? :)
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Mrs. K. squeezed my ass. I can die happy.
Ugh @ Twitering.
That is all.
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Sun, 03/15/2009 - 4:59pm.
Submitted by Farrah on Sun, 03/15/2009 - 4:09pm.
Same to you, Sandbitch.
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WTH does that mean?
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means that ain't nobody messing with you hos cause you mean bidness and it's gonna be a massacuh if anyone tried and fuck with y'all.
fierce beeshes!
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www.poe200th.com
Happy Birthday, in your kingdom by the sea..
I hope she goes to jail, she's the New Britney. Praise Allah she has no kids!!
I'm gagging ab/ watching the new show Candy Girls tonight!!
"Come on Gloria..."
-Hank Azaria "The Birdcage"
I see Charles Manson is being his usual demure, restrained self.
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
korupski, if he asks again, tell him sure, but can you stop and pick up your Valtrex prescription first?
Gaza Strip: I TOTALLY AGREE!!!!!!!!!
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Chicago area 5K race 2009: http://rallyforautism.com/
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. —Groucho Marx
Nuttin' but crickets up in this piece, damn. Y'all must be out doin' hood rat stuff. I'm going to take a nap.
“You a motherfucker and ain’t all that.”
Submitted by Charles Manson on Sun, 03/15/2009 - 5:39pm.
IM BACK YOU GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKERS
Hey, Chuck.
“You a motherfucker and ain’t all that.”
IM BACK YOU GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKERS SO YOU CAN ALL KISS MY WHITE FUCKING ASS. THIS FANDANGLED MACHINE TOOK A FUCKING SHIT AND THOSE FUCKERS FROM THE GODDAMN FUCKING GEEK DUMBASS MOBILE OR WHATEVER YOU FUCKING GODDAMN FUCKING CALL IT HAD TO FIX IT. GODDAMN MOTHERSFUCKERS.
Submitted by korupsi on Sun, 03/15/2009 - 5:01pm.
it's nearly 9.45 pm now and i haven't had dinner yet. i really want to kill that dumbass.
thanks, guys for your concern. the matter is settled now.
Watch out for that weasel. That's probably an insult to little furry critters, but nonetheless.
“You a motherfucker and ain’t all that.”
I Twitter every half hour.
It's fantastic. Now everybody can know every facet of my mundane life. No feeble thought need pass me by again without it being properly documented. This is fulfilling.
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@ZiggyStardust:
I hate you! I hate you! I hate you!- angel_i
it's nearly 9.45 pm now and i haven't had dinner yet. i really want to kill that dumbass.
thanks, guys for your concern. the matter is settled now.
i called a friend who has a hot piece as a brother and is a police officer and that hot piece settled the matter for me. thank God that dumbass is a coward or it would take hours to beat the hell out of him. well, not by me anyway.
anyhoo, i'm going to spend the night at this friend and his hot brother's house so i'm off now.
bye, really appreciate your concern and Nanoop, i snapped a few pictures of that bastard for future purposes.
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why does steam come out of my vagina???!?
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DAMN, bitches! I just went out to get me some tacos for lunch, on my way back I see a most FINE male specimen jogging on the sidewalk in my 'hood. No shirt, just shorts all lean, and muscle-y like EVERY last muscle on his body sayin' "Look at me bitches". Not an ounce of fat on his body.
I was impressed.
As for the topic at hand.... I'm tapped out.
“You a motherfucker and ain’t all that.”