Blohan's Twitters Are Just As Crazy As She Is
An anonymous ho has been sending around screen caps from Blohan's supposed secret Twitter account, sevinnyne (SamRo's is jackdaniels9). The anonymous ho says that yesterday morning, after partying until 4:30am, Blohan had a Tweeter freak out until 8 in the morning. She must have stepped out of the hazy white cloud for a quick minute, because she deleted all these messages, but the anonymous ho managed to screen cap them before she did.
Anonymous Ho added that some of them have been cropped, but one of her crazier ones reads in full: "should you end it if the one person in the world fails to love, hold/comfort, apologize, and CHERISH you the night before jail? LIARS R COWARDS cuz they don't know what they got til it is far gone. and people-if you fucking love someone. PUT UR PRIDE A-fucking-SIDE AND JUST LOVE THEM BACK! do not ever dj before calling if they ARE FUCKING ABOUT TO GET ARRESTED FOR CHASING YOU TO MAKE YOU STAY"
It's like a Courtney Love blog mated with a Kanye West blog rant. If you put your nose up to the screen and snort really hard, you might get a little buzz.
But I want to know how she's able to Twitter shit that's longer than 250 characters?! I always want to drown myself in a crack pipe whenever Twitter cuts my ass off at 250! Blohan must have the secret.
My favorite line in all of this has to be "la needs better restaurants." Through all the amazing craziness she has a fucking moment of clarity. Although, L.A. does have In-N-Out and Claim Jumper, so all is not lost.
Below are the caps from Blohan's alleged leaked Twitter. And if you want to see a cap of her leaky twatter, (NSFL) click here.
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Submitted by Farrah on Sun, 03/15/2009 - 4:09pm.
Same to you, Sandbitch.
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WTH does that mean?
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I saw Sock Monkeys for sale at Target for $15. Oh how the mighty have fallen.
Submitted by grapedrinkbaby on Sun, 03/15/2009 - 4:44pm.
Team Twitter!
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I'm with you, grape! Look forward to morning cawffee tawk on da Tweet!
xo
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I saw Sock Monkeys for sale at Target for $15. Oh how the mighty have fallen.
Team Twitter!
@ Korupsi-
Grab your celly and snap his picture of him right outside your house, send it to your sister on the ASAP tip and say something all innocent like "you know how they say everybody has a twin? Well, check THIS out!" and see how long it takes for his phone to ring and him to get lost. Hopefully he'll take it as a not so subtle hint not to fuck with you.
“You a motherfucker and ain’t all that.”
and the deterioration of proper sentence structure, grammar, and punctuation.
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I love madam s. :)
In my English Composition class, I am forced to be in a group of kids who don't even know what a comma splice is.
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Submitted by fuzzyslippers on Sun, 03/15/2009 - 2:41pm.
I couldn't give a flying fuck about this piece of shit coke trash.
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For all you Alan Rickman lovers:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WoqgZ595PHk
!WARNING!: This video will make pie goods temperatures reach critical levels. Risk of pie goods explosion is high. Use extreme caution.
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AMEN to both the hohan and the rickman sentiments.
mr.rickman, i hardly knew ye. but i'd like to coorect my errors after watching that hot video....
i know you like to think your shit don't stink
but if you lean a little bit closer
see, roses really smell like boo boo
Here twitters make no sense! She must be on the crack now too!!!
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
@ Korupsi- as for the feeling up part, I don't even know WHAT to say about that. If he is such a slimer but your sister can't see it, telling her may only cause distancing and no resolution. He sounds like a creep.
“You a motherfucker and ain’t all that.”
Submitted by korupsi on Sun, 03/15/2009 - 3:46pm.
no you dirty-minded whores. he's not nekkid and there's no shrinkage.
*runs to look outside*
well, no.
my half-sister's husband, whom she only married LAST WEEK, is asking me out for some get-together (so he says). maybe it's normal and all, but he's here alone and i'm a bit wary about him because he was always feeling me up during the wedding week. so how can i tell him to get lost? i've tried several ways, but nothing worked on him.
Turn on the sprinklers. If yours are like a lot of peoples, they spray everywhere you don't want them to. Soak his ass.
“You a motherfucker and ain’t all that.”
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Sun, 03/15/2009 - 3:52pm.
damn, you're fucking hardcore. Same to you, Sandbitch.
Korupsi, i'm sorry but you also have to stay as away as possible of your half sister.
and do as Jiggy says.
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Happy Birthday, in your kingdom by the sea..
Submitted by korupsi on Sun, 03/15/2009 - 3:54pm.
jiggy, i want to call the police but what am i going to tell them?
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If you are afraid for your safety, tell the cops that. he is trespassing & has sexually molested you in the recent past. Who knows what he will do?
Call 911 & then call your sister.
like sandy said, STAT.
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I saw Sock Monkeys for sale at Target for $15. Oh how the mighty have fallen.
Korupsi tell dumbass to fuck off and tell your sister not to open any joint bank accounts. STAT.
He's probably a psychopath.
jiggy, i want to call the police but what am i going to tell them?
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why does steam come out of my vagina???!?
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Sheeps, i didn't know Paris Hilton can spell. anyway, i give Herpes and Douche 3 months before they get bored with each other's stupidness.
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why does steam come out of my vagina???!?
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Submitted by korupsi on Sun, 03/15/2009 - 3:46pm.
my half-sister's husband, whom she only married LAST WEEK, is asking me out for some get-together (so he says). maybe it's normal and all, but he's here alone and i'm a bit wary about him because he was always feeling me up during the wedding week. so how can i tell him to get lost? i've tried several ways, but nothing worked on him.
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1. NO.
2. Not normal. not at all.
3. Incest--ugh.
4. tazer; C2 Tazer w/laser sight & 15 ft range
This fool is a hobag. keep your doors and windows locked, and your pants on.
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I saw Sock Monkeys for sale at Target for $15. Oh how the mighty have fallen.
Madam S. I agree with you. I've always found the idea to be extremely stupid.
no you dirty-minded whores. he's not nekkid and there's no shrinkage.
*runs to look outside*
well, no.
my half-sister's husband, whom she only married LAST WEEK, is asking me out for some get-together (so he says). maybe it's normal and all, but he's here alone and i'm a bit wary about him because he was always feeling me up during the wedding week. so how can i tell him to get lost? i've tried several ways, but nothing worked on him.
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why does steam come out of my vagina???!?
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I find Twitter revolting in its shameless propagation of self-indulgent need for constant feedback for anything and everything inane, inability of some people to sit with themselves for any length of time to develop fully-formed ideas and concepts, and the deterioration of proper sentence structure, grammar, and punctuation. It's like a bunch of spoiled 8 yr. olds with Tourette's Syndrome. No one comes across as clever, or intelligent, or witty.
Submitted by Sheeps on Sun, 03/15/2009 - 3:35pm.
shit, for a minnit i thought you were saying you cut your boo of your life. As in "him". I thought "yeah, i've been away for a while, but this is some BENJAMIN BUTTONS SHIT!! "
In other news, there is some nekkid asshole outside someone's house and i want updates.
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Happy Birthday, in your kingdom by the sea..
Submitted by Farrah on Sun, 03/15/2009 - 3:31pm.
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Sun, 03/15/2009 - 3:26pm.
the dumbass being nekkid would make it even more interesting.. i wonder if he's suffering from *shrinkage*
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If he was here he'd be shrinking--it's effing cold outside!
*rubs cheetah jockstrap all over toaster*
How's that for predictable? Betcha didn't see toaster molestation coming...
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I saw Sock Monkeys for sale at Target for $15. Oh how the mighty have fallen.
I don't know what will happen to Twitter. It might quickly go the way of pagers and fax machines. You don't have to update frequently; some people don't update for weeks. And you can add or drop the people you follow. Mah Boo's tweets were annoying and too often, so I cut him out of my life. :)
I am following Paris Hilton, who gave this update: "Hilton coos over 'sexy' Reinhardt: Paris Hilton has spoken out about her love for new boyfriend Doug .. http://tinyurl.com/awulb2"
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Sun, 03/15/2009 - 3:26pm.
Tell us about the dumbass outside your house. Is he nekkid?
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ROLF, you're so fucking predictable, lol... but yes.. *holds chin á la Tim Gunn* the dumbass being nekkid would make it even more interesting.. i wonder if he's suffering from *shrinkage*
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Happy Birthday, in your kingdom by the sea..
She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie; Cocaine.
Stupid ass twit-twat.
WTF is wrong this generation that they have to *document* every time they take a shit online or their baby smiles? Fuck, is nothing personal anymore.
Damn attention whores.
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Dick happens! - MK
Submitted by korupsi on Sun, 03/15/2009 - 3:18pm.
Tell us about the dumbass outside your house. Is he nekkid?
On/T: these two are dumb.
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I saw Sock Monkeys for sale at Target for $15. Oh how the mighty have fallen.
Submitted by korupsi on Sun, 03/15/2009 - 3:18pm.
MK i need an open post. there's a dumbass outside my house.
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*raises hand*
I'm interested! tell us about the dumbass, after reading this, i feel like shankin' someone, just because those precious brain cells will never come back..
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Happy Birthday, in your kingdom by the sea..
we're still on Blohan?
MK i need an open post. there's a dumbass outside my house.
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why does steam come out of my vagina???!?
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im sorry...no actually, im not sorry...i don't want everyone to know my every move and every thought all the time...twitter is not for me...
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nice ass...when does it open?
I can almost see her getting tapped from the back by Jack Nicholson while simultaneously snorting coke and tweeting. Yeesh. Surprised that unholy conflagration didn't kick start the apocalypse.
Ok, enough pontificating, I need some liquor.
-LOVE ANDERSON
here's MK
http://twitter.com/mkdlisted
MK twitters? Anyone know what his twitter name is?
I am going to be like Sweden and not take issue with which of these bitches is crazier.
erm....the limit isn't 250. it's 140.
I can't wait for pictures of Blowhan crying her ass off in the back of a patrol car.
Thanks, M5...."Twittiots"......LOVE IT.
Submitted by Manimal5 on Sun, 03/15/2009 - 2:47pm.
Submitted by Gaza Strip on Sun, 03/15/2009 - 2:42pm.
People who Twitter, should be shot.
I just call them twitt-iots.
Hee hee
“You a motherfucker and ain’t all that.”
And, damn you, MK. As Kudrow said in "The Comeback," "I don't need to see THAT!" Thank God it's Sunday, and I can pull out the booze. No, no, no, no....no, no, no.
Submitted by Mr. President on Sun, 03/15/2009 - 2:35pm.
That's because she has never spent the night at my place.
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LOL! So much for wining and dining...........You've taken courting to a whole new level. *little sock monkey smile*
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Submitted by Gaza Strip on Sun, 03/15/2009 - 2:42pm.
People who Twitter, should be shot.
I just call them twitt-iots.
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Pick up your socks and drop your slots, we're going to a party.
It just goes to show you can't be too careful!
OH MY GOD, this is THE BEST porn start tweet ever:
Eva Angelina
Twitter ID: evaangelinaxxx
Best Tweet: “@casscalogeraxxx breathe and practice with the butt plug around house. Just leave it in and get comfortable.” about 14 hours ago from twidroid in reply to casscalogeraxxx
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For all you Alan Rickman lovers:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WoqgZ595PHk
!WARNING!: This video will make pie goods temperatures reach critical levels. Risk of pie goods explosion is high. Use extreme caution.
People who Twitter, should be shot. Multiple times, beginning with non-lifethreatening areas of the body. Who reads that shit, and why???!!! I don't even want to hear the fucking retarded cell phone conversations that I am subjected to. What an incredible EGO some people have. FUCK!!!!
Submitted by Am on Sun, 03/15/2009 - 2:25pm.
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What? No links? Oh come on! LOL
Well, Am, since you asked:
http://coedmagazine.com/2009/02/25/44-porn-stars-who-twitter/
WOW, these girls really are dumb ass whores..they just don't play them in thier "movies." Art imitating life.
***"At your age, you're going to have a lot of urges. You're going to want to take off your clothes, and touch each other. But if you do touch each other, you will get chlamydia... and die." ***
I couldn't give a flying fuck about this piece of shit coke trash.
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For all you Alan Rickman lovers:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WoqgZ595PHk
!WARNING!: This video will make pie goods temperatures reach critical levels. Risk of pie goods explosion is high. Use extreme caution.
Lohan strikes me as the kind of person who's only happy when she's surrounded by mayhem, drama, and chaos. Exactly like her father. For someone allegedly "very smart" (her own words), she seems to have absolutely no insight.
Thanks NaNoop... I feel much better. LOL
"I wanna rock I wanna rock I wanna rock I I I I wanna rock right now" Doo Doo Brown
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on Sun, 03/15/2009 - 2:33pm.
Yeah, she also missed out on the bologna sandwich and that small carton of milk with the expired date.
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That's because she has never spent the night at my place.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Submitted by Mr. President on Sun, 03/15/2009 - 2:28pm.
She must not have learned her lesson from that 90 minute jail term she served last year.
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Yeah, she also missed out on the bologna sandwich and that small carton of milk with the expired date. She would have come to her coke senses then & lived the "straight" and narrow once she left jail. Fuck.
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Submitted by Sayonara on Sun, 03/15/2009 - 2:31pm.
I don't understand what this person is trying to say. Am I the only one?
Nope, I am totally confuzzled.
“You a motherfucker and ain’t all that.”