Blohan's Twitters Are Just As Crazy As She Is
An anonymous ho has been sending around screen caps from Blohan's supposed secret Twitter account, sevinnyne (SamRo's is jackdaniels9). The anonymous ho says that yesterday morning, after partying until 4:30am, Blohan had a Tweeter freak out until 8 in the morning. She must have stepped out of the hazy white cloud for a quick minute, because she deleted all these messages, but the anonymous ho managed to screen cap them before she did.
Anonymous Ho added that some of them have been cropped, but one of her crazier ones reads in full: "should you end it if the one person in the world fails to love, hold/comfort, apologize, and CHERISH you the night before jail? LIARS R COWARDS cuz they don't know what they got til it is far gone. and people-if you fucking love someone. PUT UR PRIDE A-fucking-SIDE AND JUST LOVE THEM BACK! do not ever dj before calling if they ARE FUCKING ABOUT TO GET ARRESTED FOR CHASING YOU TO MAKE YOU STAY"
It's like a Courtney Love blog mated with a Kanye West blog rant. If you put your nose up to the screen and snort really hard, you might get a little buzz.
But I want to know how she's able to Twitter shit that's longer than 250 characters?! I always want to drown myself in a crack pipe whenever Twitter cuts my ass off at 250! Blohan must have the secret.
My favorite line in all of this has to be "la needs better restaurants." Through all the amazing craziness she has a fucking moment of clarity. Although, L.A. does have In-N-Out and Claim Jumper, so all is not lost.
Below are the caps from Blohan's alleged leaked Twitter. And if you want to see a cap of her leaky twatter, (NSFL) click here.
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I don't understand what this person is trying to say. Am I the only one?
"I wanna rock I wanna rock I wanna rock I I I I wanna rock right now" Doo Doo Brown
Submitted by Mr. President on Sun, 03/15/2009 - 2:28pm.
She must not have learned her lesson from that 90 minute jail term she served last year.
I'm guessing TWO HOURS for the doors to revolve ought to rehabilitate her, no?
“You a motherfucker and ain’t all that.”
I couldn't make any sense of that dumb shit.
“You a motherfucker and ain’t all that.”
Submitted by Am on Sun, 03/15/2009 - 2:25pm.
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What? No links? Oh come on! LOL
Well, Am, since you asked:
http://coedmagazine.com/2009/02/25/44-porn-stars-who-twitter/
She must not have learned her lesson from that 90 minute jail term she served last year.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
...and we're still giving this crack whore attention because...??? and Twitter? seriously..you know you don't have a career when you have enough time in the day to post a thousand updates on your f***ing lame-ass Twitter page. Note to Lohan...you're a tabloid whore, if we want to know what you're doing every minute of the day, all we have to do is browse the magazine section of the grocery store or log onto a blog site..save yourself the trouble honey.
***"At your age, you're going to have a lot of urges. You're going to want to take off your clothes, and touch each other. But if you do touch each other, you will get chlamydia... and die." ***
Submitted by One-trick Pony on Sun, 03/15/2009 - 2:23pm.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Sun, 03/15/2009 - 2:18pm.
....That said, I recently stumbled upon a list of porn stars who Twitter. Now THOSE are tweets worth reading.
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What? No links? Oh come on! LOL
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either jail might sort this spoiled twat out, or this will the beginning of the end for her--since that girl never had a parent telling her no before, she might learn something in the pokey, or her next stop is the moonlight bunny ranch
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Interviewer: You're playing one of the most famous characters in movie history. How come we don't see you in all the tabloids?
Daniel Craig: Because I don't want to be in them.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Sun, 03/15/2009 - 2:18pm.
Twittering is fucking stupid. Do I really give a shit what someone is doing every second of their day?
God, PSL, I totally agree. I don't MySpace or Facebook, either. I am just not an interesting-enough person to kid myself into thinking the world could give two turds to learn that I'm on the couch with my laptop. Blogging, in general, can seem so self-indulgent to me. ... That said, I recently stumbled upon a list of porn stars who Twitter. Now THOSE are tweets worth reading.
I don't understand what the hell she's trying to say. But I don't really give a fuck. I can't read 'Stupidfuckingcuntese'
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"Let this be a lesson. Don't hit a ho with a rum bottle! Drink all the rum instead and then take a nap!" MK, Aug. 22/08
It's only a matter of time before she starts losing it in public again. Oh what a happy day that will be :)
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These other (HA!) just want to be me - Brit Brit
Twittering is fucking stupid. Do I really give a shit what someone is doing every second of their day?
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"I think she's an ass...I think she's ugly. And I think she's a disgusting human being..."
-Anne McCourt, 81 years old, re: Paris Hilton (was filmed and is now pissed she will be on a reality show )
Other outlets are reporting that Lindsay partied the night before Twittergate at Jack Nicholson's house. She got to his place in the middle of the night and was yelling into the intercom for "Jack" to let her in.
I may throw up.
Her lawyer must be overjoyed to have another willful, dense, uncontrollable client on her hands. I bet the lawyer told her, "Don't you ever email or blog about your arrest and probation again."
Submitted by BarbadoSlim on Sun, 03/15/2009 - 1:54pm.
S.W.A.T. Team NOW!!! Grrrrr....! NOW!
This twat needs her ass kicked by Samuel L. Jackson!
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Which is it, Blohan, you stupid cunt? Is the warrant story false, or are you about to go to jail.
I really hope when she's asking if she should end it that she's talking about her life & not just the relationship.
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
I'm with One Trick pony - what the hell is a non-smoking fucking friday? Inquiring minds want to know.
ahhhh... kids these days and their new fangled ways of acting like center of the universe entitlement dipshits
You must die. I alone am best.
Aren't the cops still outside Bulldyke Ronson's house? It's obvious the negotiations have failed, go in there, L.A.P.D style and shoot everybody, sort them out later.
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Hey baby! Did heaven lose a star? 'cause you've got niiiiiiice cans...
I'm cornfused ... why is she Tweeting that a warrant was out for her arrest when she was trying to say through her spokesperson that the warrant story was false? And, what is a "non-smoking fucking Friday"?
oh and Seven of Nine needs to Borg-slap the tan smears off this poser.
god I'm LOVING this mess, until Britters gives daddy the slip and hops the crazy train again, Hohan and Peter Pan Sam will do.
Blohan is stupider than i thought. who else is stupid enough to use her spray tan line name as her supposed secret account?
otherwise, it's a funny story.
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why does steam come out of my vagina???!?
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Her twatter is as sad as her tweeters.
Isn't the limit of 250 characters per post? It seems like the excess are sent in a 2d post.