Monday, March 16th 2009

Would You Hit It?

This is some OctoMom shit!

Harry Connick Junior Bacon Cheeseburger brought the heat to St. Barts over the weekend and probably made the creatures of the sea bust into a circle jerk over this sheer sexiness..

Yes, I'd hit it... with a colonic. No, I'd hit it for real. Just jump on, push that belly up, give Harry a turkey leg to snack on and watch them chichis jiggle. It would be even better if Harry shouted "your squirrel covers" at least a dozen times.

By the way, I hate trunks like this shit. They create too much air bubbles, so you can't see the peen clearly. Or maybe his belly button got hongray and ate it?

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Harry Connick Jr. Bacon Cheeseburger is the funniest nickname you have come up with in a long time! That shit had me choking on my ice tea.

gia's picture

Yeah, his model wife looks pregnant...They are just relaxing & enjoying life, cant say I blame them. Why suffer & starve yourself if you dont have to? She is no longer really modeling & all he does is sing & occassionally act, no need to be the perfect size anymore, plus they are older, so they can have a little chub on them & get away with it.

I'd hit it ......... with a frying pan to the face! lol

I can actually get past the body - but it's the face that's making me cringe.

As for the bodies.... that is definitely the look of a very content couple.

Thru the fog's picture

Though his belly button looks like its been poked with someones no no pole. I would still hit it. unce, tice, fee tines like a mady. He is a normal man, his sexiness comes from his personality. I'd give his moobs play like they were pecs of steel.

La_Femme_Latina's picture

he and his nawlin's accent havin tail could still get it. And i'll still buy him anything off the dollar menu at wendy's when were thru.
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This made me feel a whole lot better about my post marriage/child flubber. It is great that they look so healthy and normal and non hollywood body obsessed.

fauve's picture

They look relaxed and happy. At least they're spending time together as a family, and he's not obsessing over the state of his torso in a gym for 4 hours a day; and she's not a career anorexic like the rest of her model cohorts. Totally refreshing! I'd take this scenario any day over the skeletal, joyless, lifeless horror that Posh has become.

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Bondagebarbie's picture

I would hit it but he and Jill are too fat..is she preggers?

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z-listed's picture

Looks like Harry and his lady are both living the good life. Leave them alone!

Whatever's picture

A turkey leg to snack on. LMAO!

TheBreakdown's picture

Harry is carrying that baby fairly well.

I know you sluts would hit it!

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MarkyMark7's picture

Why on EARTH has he bothered to shave his chest??

ImpertinentVixen's picture

These are two absolutely normal looking people who do not buy in to the Hollwood hype. Plus they are relaxing on vacation and Jill's had a few kids by now. I think they look perfectly perfect.

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calamity's picture

Harry Connick Junior Bacon Cheeseburger....

I LMFAO at that! First good laugh of the day.

Thank you, MK.

Tracy Lynn's picture

Neither one of the these people are old enough to look that flabby without a reason.

Andy they're rich enough to have a fully outfitted gym in all their homes and to have personal trainers.

Either they are lazy and don't give a crap about how they look, or they're not really that into their outward appearances. Some people are like that. As long as they're healthy, they don't care about a bit of pudginess.

Personally, if I were rich and in the public eye, I'd be hiring the personal trainer.

DR.FUNK's picture

He's wearing the beach uniform of a straight man MK.The board shorts & the gut are what most straight men look like in a beach setting.If he looked like Hugh Jackman - ho's who dig men would like it...but they'd have questions in the back of their mind.

sybil's picture

WTF? I remember a shirtless Harry Connick riding around New Orleans in a boat after the hurricane, he was a beautiful sight. And what happened to Jill Goodacre, the first Victoria secret model? Getting old sux!

red_hot_kitchen's picture

He was completely ripped in the movie Bug. I guess he had nothing going on since then.

smokeybaconflavour's picture

Would not hit it.

He went from a butter face to a butter everything.

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Secret Original's picture

Don't like him, but I'm down with the normalcy.

maybe he went from a jack daniels and crawfish diet to
beer and hush puppies?

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DWF's picture

Well, this makes me feel better! A former model and someone who was totally cut just a couple years back for The Pajama Game on Broadway -- he was shirtless for some of the play and it was remarked upon in national pubs. At least I'm not the only one this happens to if I stop working out. Refreshing!

Hysteria's picture

every day is fat tuesday for that N'awlins boy

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rukiddingme's picture

They both look happy and like most people their age. What's the big deal?

r5bales's picture

I am in agreement with lots of the other posters. I would let him pull my hair any day.

The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.

Meg Griffin Rocks's picture

They look so normal and more than that, they look HAPPY! I would hit it any time, any day.....I LOVE Harry!

Barb Dwyer's picture

Oh wow, stop the fucking press... A forty something year old famous couple that looks human.

Kp's picture

Its nice to see people in hollywood that actually look like normal middle aged people! They both still look great!

moomarse's picture

Absolutely!!! Love! Harry! They both look "healthy" and happy... it's a nice change from the other couples we see almost daily.

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AntBee's picture

He wouldn't have to ask me twice! In fact, all he has to say is, "would..." and I'd be on him like white on rice!
WTF happened to Jill Goodacre though? She's fat, too! Or is she pregnant?

You so ugly, you look like you got superpowers

While I am alarmed about this, yes, I would still hit it. Harry Connick, Jr is one of my dreams and I will always love his fat ass, no matter what. LET'S GET A PIZZA, HARRY!

~yeah. like that~

lynniepoo's picture

Have loved Harry since Hope Floats. No, he doesn't look as good as he did back then (he could fill out a pair of low slung jeans like nobody's business back then) but he still is a cutie. The fact that he and his wife appear to be growing old gracefully & happily make me like him even more.

MonkeyGirl's picture

Good god, yes, I would. Like a screen door in a tornado, until neither of us could walk.

Migraine Sally's picture

I she pregnant again?

RJII's picture

Hellz yes. I'd hit it over and over. I like a little meat on the dick.

anyway, they look normal and happy. nothing wrong with that.

Fred Flintstone's picture

Clearly the recession has not affected their grocery budget as yet.

M.E.'s picture

Wow. And she used to be a Victoria's Secret Model. I always thought she was so pretty.

Harry, yes. Even pregnant, I'd hit his hot ass.

Dallas's picture

In a friggin heartbeat............I love Harry and always will!

Richiegay's picture

'squirrel covers'. I laughed so hard I choked on that one. Too funny. Copycat was a great movie.

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kdracofan's picture

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!

WHY!???????????????

*grrrrr*

madam s.'s picture

I always thought Jill Goodacre was so pretty and was sad that she was such a ghetto model. She could have done something so much better.

Stock Broker's picture

WTF happened to his wife??? She used to be hot.

Now she looks like a cashier at my local Goodwill Store....and not in a good way.

YesterdaysTrashQueen's picture

is jill goodacre pregnant?

Freak Speely's picture

I'd still hit it. He's a N'awlins boy so he's gonna be big.

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Hekki's picture

I'd still hit it. And we could have some cheeseburgers, onion rings and strawberry shakes after.

Hey, he's getting older just like the rest of us. He probably enjoys himself. That's cool.

dadada's picture

Looks like he saw the cameras in the last thumbnail, he's holding it in and jogging.

"I will never sleep with you, never ever ever"

Ophelias evil twin's picture

Guess Chandler wouldn't be thrilled to be locked in the ATM vestibule with Jill Goodacre anymore.

She looks preggers.. I guess Harry is doing the empathy eating thing.

zantx915's picture

Hell, yeah, I'd still hit it...our bellies can't rub together if he is hitting it from da back, trust...I've always thought he was a cutie.

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cantankerous's picture

They look like average Americans to me. Maybe even better than. But, then that's not saying much...