So That's How She Traps Them
Mary-Kate Olsen rolled out from under the bridge and didn't even bother combing out the squirrel's nest on her hair. She must have misplaced her comb made out of children's nails and ferret bones. But I think this evil troll does it on purpose. You see, her hair may look like the inside of a used vacuum bag to us, but to little furry creatures it looks like a comfy place to live. And that's how she gets them!
The innocent furries of the forest think they have found utopia when they lay their tired bones on her head, but what they've found is their death place! Bitch clubs them over the head and cackles with glee because she has a new mitten, coat, g-string or nipple cover. Pure evil.
Here's the troll saying "pruuuuuuune" at The Metropolitan Opera's 125th Anniversary Gala thing in NYC last night. The nest on her head is also how she trapped her date. That boy child looks like he was raised in the trees and eats mostly bird seed with that itty bitty mouth of his.
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He looks like a mini version of that Slut, whats his name?? oh Balthazar Getty. Same whorish pout going on.
is anybody gonna tell her dakota fanning got that twilight part?
is she trying to grow dreds? her hair looks like its locking up at the bottom...
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I think she looks good,love the make up.
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Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
She could look a lot better but she has looked a lot worse.
She is knid of channeling late 80s Stevie Nicks here ... Too bad for Stevie.
Re: That boy child looks like he was raised in the trees and eats mostly bird seed with that itty bitty mouth of his.
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That boy child looks like he rides the peen in his spare time.
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"Oh, really? Did she like it?"
"I just love being a whore - you meet the most fascinating paint salesmen and curtain-rod manufacturers!"
You'd think with all of her money- they could alter the 'dress' to fit her properly. Maybe her hair got fucked up when she tripped over the hem about 7,000 times.
not joran van der sloot
Utterly macabre.
"prune...I look so sultry and sexy...prune". You know those are the thoughts going through her head. The reality is she looks like sum shriveled bit of unidentified rot you find under the fridge. I cant look at it anymore.
Couldn't give a rat's ass about her or her sister troll, but DAYUM, her skin looks flawless... (as it should for a 19-yr old)
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"Edwina's insides were a rocky place where my seed could find no purchase. " -- H.I. McDunnough
I kinda love this rich crazy bitch look. Better than the anorexic bag lady trend.
She looks like a sun-bleached cadaver. That said, this is the best I've ever seen her look.
“I ejaculate boiling venom, so I’d need to wear like fifty condoms.”
Submitted by yurmama on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 11:11am.
Damn bitch is trying to get a part in all that Twilight vampire sh*t!! Super white, blonde, red lips....DESPERATE...but it this stunt works....
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She really does, doesn't she? She's lobbying for a role in The Twilight series shamelessly. But I guess it's not a role if you really are a blood-sucker, and she appears to be living it.
Hey maybe she saw that abortion of literature "Twatlight" and decided to become a Troll Vegetarian. Without her regular feist of baby hair and the souls of men she gets a little pasty...
Time heals all wounds, Laughter prevents scarring.
the tiny, ugly, shrinking madonna.
you ring?
She is a murdering sociopath. I hate her. HATE HER for her involvement in Heath's death.
Apparently, Joran is a murderer too. They should lock both of them in a cell with Charles Manson. Not dlisted's Charles Manson. The real one.
Btw, where is dlisted's Charles Manson? Was there some fuckery I missed?
besides being fug, whyEEEEE, have a haircut that you can't see out of?? arggg. anNOYing
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She looks effing ridiculous.
She and Madonna look like twins
Damn. I've seen cadavers in open caskets that looked better than this little troll.
Submitted by Stock Broker on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 10:35am.
She needs to comb her rat nest over her face. No one wants to look at the lemon puckering scowl.
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BOTH these bitches are weird....
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Submitted by xerquina on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 10:20am.
her face looks flour-bombed, that ain't cute. which twin is this one , the anorexic one or the other one?
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"Last night, Darth Vader came down from the planet Vulcan and said that if I didn't take out Lorraine, that he'd melt my brain."
Why don't these celebs wear Lee Press-on's? I just don't think bold colors look good on short stubby nails. She still looks like a kid who got into mommy's makeup.
Damn bitch is trying to get a part in all that Twilight vampire sh*t!! Super white, blonde, red lips....DESPERATE...but it this stunt works....
The "Vadge Syndrome".
Scary!
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She needs to comb her rat nest over her face. No one wants to look at the lemon puckering scowl.
her face looks flour-bombed, that ain't cute. which twin is this one , the anorexic one or the other one?
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Leave my kids fucking out of it! What have they done? You fucking retract that bit about my cunt fucking kids!-Harry
Submitted by Am: "Plastic surgery is in her future."
I think she's already had a bunch. Her mouth and nose look tweaked. Something not right, there...
Also, I think these girls look better with the warm earth-toned makeup. That pasty-white-red-lip thing doesn't work for them.
SCARY.
why is she trying to look like Courtney Love?
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Submitted by KaosAndMe on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 8:52am.
She needs 2 litres of O Positive STAT!
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Can't we make it 2 litres of HIV Positive?
I hate these freaking Monchichis. That face they do, like they just sucked some lemondick, makes me want to punch a nun.
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yes, I'm still bitter! I can't wait to see those bitches again at a concert, 'cos next time I'm gonna ram them (and their security douches) so hard with my wheelchair footpetals, their twig legs will snap like tree branches and all the birds nesting in their ratty 'dos will fly out, squawking loudly to the universe that they've finally been freed!
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The dude in the picture indeed does look like the sick MF'er Joran van der Sloot.
And she indeed looks like a photoshopped Vadge.
Welcome to the horror-house
I have to disagree,
I could see MK and Ashley running all over "The Shire" with their hairy lil feet. Fighting over who get's to boink Bilbo.
hehee
She looks like that little shit in "Interview with a Vampire."
man, bitches arent eflike. Elflike is small featured and liddle. sure, trolls are liddle, but still need to be guarding bridges is the remake of men in pants.
She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site___w e a l t h y k i s s . c o m ___last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now?
looooooooool
Heroin does NOT do a body good. Jesus!
Actually when one of the Olsen's are with a more tinyish, smallerish, elfish male it looks much better than,, let's say an Armstrong!!
I can't stand to see tiny lil elfish girls with too big of dudes it is a total Pedo-Vibe
oh and her hair is a hot mess,, two thumbs down
When i'm in the backseat of my sisters car the bitch puts the windows down and locks them so i cant get them up. My hair looks like this when we get there and i spend the next 15 mins fixing it. Now i have an excuse not to bother...
Submitted by islandgirlXing on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 9:06am.
mk's dating joran van der sloot?? ... sick bitch.
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he was involved in a murder, right? i can't remember which one.
the troll twins are maneaters. look at what happened to Heath Ledger. RIP Heath.
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why does steam come out of my vagina???!?
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She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site___w e a l t h y k i s s . co m ___last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now?
looooooooool
She stole Francis Bean's look.
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They look like the made for TV version of Twilight
mk's dating joran van der sloot?? ... sick bitch.
put em up anus lovr!
Bwahahaha! "itty bitty mouth"