MacGyver The Movie: It's Coming
File this under: News that will make Selma and Patty Bouvier's ash tray coochies combust in excitement!! The Hollywood Reporter (via Coming Soon) says that producers Raffaella and Dino De Laurentiis are tinkering with a big-screen version of MacGyver.
The producers are currently looking for a whore to write this future piece of Hollywood suckery.
This will only work if three things happen: 1) Richard Dean Anderson drops down to earth to play MacGyver again. 2) Will Forte co-stars as MacGruber, MacGyver's new sidekick. 3) Patty and Selma are the MacGyver girls who follow him around the world in bikinis. Besides, MacGyver is going to need one of their cigarettes to make a volcano or something.
If these three things don't happen, MacGyver should swoop in and make a bomb using the staples from the script and his spit to send to the evil doers in Hollywood.
And I'm still saving a special brew of Jenkem for when I'll have to deal with the horrific news that Hollywood will destroy the greatest TV show starring Scott Bakula: Quantum Leap!!! It's coming and it's going to hurt.
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the only way i would think of seeing macgyver is if richard dean anderson stars in it...otherwise, forgetaboutit...
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nice ass...when does it open?
AAaawwwww, I loved Quantum Leap, too!
That would be funny if the Simpsons did an episode of Patty and Selma getting excited over the movie.
McGrubaaaaaaahaaaa !!!!!!!!!!!
You must die. I alone am best.
I agree, unless Richard Dean Anderson is in on it, it'll just be shit that I won't be seeing.
Glad to see I am far from the only one who had a Scott Bakula crush as a teen!
No, no, no a thousand times NO!
They cannot make a movie of Quantum Leap! Unless they have all the original cast and fix the poor way the show ended. Poor Sam Beckett.
I had a MAJOR crush on Scott Bakula!
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I was confused about the 'death' reference too, then it hit me that MK was probably referring to his Stargate role.
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Hmmm… This could be awesome!
Oh man. Richard Dean Anderson, one of my first crushes. How I would have loved for you to repair my television set. That's not a pun for vagina, I really do need my Big Screen TV fixed.
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There's something about a man wearing sunglasses posing with a big missile on his shoulder.........hmmmmm.
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why does MK make it seem like McGyver is dead???
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MacGyver should know how to get out of a mess like this.
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*rolls eyes*
another crap movie I won't ever see.
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Unless I'm missing a different "drops down to earth" reference, I'm pretty sure Richard Dean Anderson is still very much alive (considering he was on a recent MacGruber skit on SNL recently).
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OH!! My teenage girlie crushes...Michael T. Weiss, Richard Dean Anderson and Scott Bakula!!!"
OMG, I agree 100%!!!! I just LOVED The Pretender, MacGyver and Quantum Leap!!! 3 of my all-time favs!!
I dont know how they could do justice to MacGyver on the big screen. It could only work if RDA agreed to do it...
I loved Mc Gyver when I was a kid. I wouldn't miss one single episode!
McGruber is probably one of the funniest shticks on SNL now. I loved the one when he gets addicted to heroin because the economy was so bad.
I loved Quantum Leap. Such a smart show.
Aren't there any original ideas in Hollywood?
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What that man coouldn't do with a paper clip, dental floss and baking soda!
I love Quantum Leap. I love Scott Bakula. I love Dean Stockwell. They had better never fuck with this show.
What about "The A-Team"?
Personally, I think "Mission: Impossible" was the very best of the genre, but "McGyver" was pretty damn good.
They're just going to fuck it up, though.
OK, IMO that episode of the Simpson's when Selma marries Sideshow Bob and he plans to kill her while she is watching Macgyver is the funniest one ever!
OH!! My teenage girlie crushes...Michael T. Weiss, Richard Dean Anderson and Scott Bakula!!!
In that order!!
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My son thinks MacGruber is the funniest shit on SNL. I think he particularly enjoyed the one a couple weeks ago when MacGruber declared, "My Dad's a dick." It's probably not appropriate for a kid my son's age, but the fact that his father took off on him as a baby, as in the sketch, has justified turning a blind eye and giggling along, too.
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Selma and Patty lol. For me is imposible to think of macgyver without those two.
We used to watch quantum leap every Friday in my junior high science class for "tv day". Good stuff...good stuff. I personally like Highlander better though...that was my show!
This was one of my favorite shows EVER! Please Hollyweird, don't fuck this up!
Ben Stiller will probably get the "roll" and make it a straight up comedy.
Quantum Leap was the shit!! I loved Al.
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I am imagining Patty and Selma following him around in bikinis. It's not really a pleasant mental image, but it made me laugh this morning.
Quantum Leap RULES!!!! Scott Bakula is one smart, nerdy piece of deliciousness.
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I'm a pea person. I would want to eat my peas with other peas.
HOLY FUCK! I CAN'T FUCKING WAIT!!!
They better NOT fuck this up or I am fucking done with fucking Holly-fucking-wood!
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