Monday, March 16th 2009
Open Post: Hosted By Broke Down Hogan
A statewide warning should have been issued to the entire state of Florida when Brooke Hogan spread her sausage thighs and unleashed her crotch of horror at Calle Ocho in Miami. Luckily, everyone survived. Well, except for that pole. Rest in peace, pole.... It's sad that it's last memories are of Brooke rubbing her 'gina jerky lips all over it.
While Brooke jiggled her pole on the pole, Hulk Hogan jizzed in his pants in the audience. I'm sure he's seen this act a trillion times. Every Christmas, Brooke probably entertains her family with this charming number. Right before they open their presents, Brooke opens her creamed beef box. I can't!
In the third thumbnail below, the dude sitting down says it all.
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oh and her shoes look like Fayva specials
she's gross. really gross.
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This dumbass, inbred, haggard piece of pock-marked trailer trash is only 20? Her face in the 10th thumbnail looks like a piece of rancid meat that's been attacked repeatedly by a fork. It's almost as scary as Posh's neck.
Is anyone else getting creepy Miley/Billy Ray premonitions from this?
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For the love of all that is hairy, WHY DOES ANYONE CARE ABOUT THIS TWATWAFFLE??????? --Sugaroo
oh, for the love of christmas!!.. my dollar just shriveled up and ran into the corner!!.... yep, it just shot itself... damn you Brooke Hogan!!.. the pole threw my buck off... you have to warn people that dudes will be dancing
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With ALL of HOGAN's $$$ ~~ Why doesn't he send Brooke to college or something?? Get acting or singing lessons ~~~ SOMETHING!!! I can't believe that people really go and see her act!! It's a fucking JOKE. Or is it a "white trash" thing?
She's making daddy proud isn't she?
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I am with the person who said they don't like this family(the knowles). They are the type that think they are high class just because they have money. there's lots of rich people with no class out there (Ex: paris hilton) and lots of
Brook is one of those big gigunda girls that guys never go for unless she or her parents are footing the bill.
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Submitted by fuzzyslippers on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 9:44pm.
Yeah, I have had some decent luck on the Casino Queen.
For sure, we will have to go out sometime this summer.
It sucks to go out and have a dullard with you that you can't have any type of fun with! My ex was no fun to go out with. He was no fun period, now that I look back on it. LOL!
Submitted by devilgirl on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 9:35pm.
Bitch please! Old battle axe my ass. You just let me know when you're coming to STL, and we'll go to the Lumiere. It's one of the few places in STL where I can sit down and pretend I'm rich, it's THAT LUSH. Seriously, I sat at the bar and practiced saying "Cahhl, tell Willard to bring the cahh around."
If only my "date" wasn't such a fucking stick in the mud, I would've hit the slots. Damn.
P.S. You ever go to the Casino Queen? HA! My mother absolutely LOVES the fucking Queen.
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For all you Alan Rickman lovers:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WoqgZ595PHk
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These are the same moves that made her brother so popular in prison.
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I would've waved dollar bills at Brooke. The family needs it!
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Submitted by fuzzyslippers on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 9:30pm.
No, I haven't been to the Lumiere yet.
I am not much for clubs anymore, guess cuz I am an old battle ax and have no tolerance for stupid men! I like to just enjoy a drink and chat.
I am kinda boring that way! : )
You know say what you want about Broke Down HOgan, but that bitch got some meaty thighs! *licking tiger chops* WHERE MY BBQ SAUCE AT???? I SAY WHERE MY BBQ SAUCE AT????
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
TMZ has the vid of this stupid whore!
Submitted by devilgirl on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 9:22pm.
You know, ever since I turned 21 last September, I've only gone drinking in STL once. I went to the Lumiere Casino; have you been there yet?
The only club I've been to was Ten14, but I was 20 at the time and it really sucked. I dunno, I'm the type of person who likes to sit on my ass and just drink. I've gone out with friends who are constantly moving around and trying to hit up guys. I'm just like, "Sit your fucking ass down and smoke a damn cig."
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For all you Alan Rickman lovers:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WoqgZ595PHk
!WARNING!: This video will make pie goods temperatures reach critical levels. Risk of pie goods explosion is high. Use extreme caution.
Submitted by fuzzyslippers on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 9:16pm.
Submitted by devilgirl on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 9:14pm.
Whoa.
But during that discussion, I thought you asked me if I was near some place in CA. Well, in that case,
WHERE'S DA PARTY UP IN HURR!!??!
Haha, whereabouts in MO are you? I'm about 10 min from STL (I think I told you this already but I can't remember for sure).
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Well, Momus and I were planning on having drinks when I got into the Bay Area one of these days, you wanted to come along and then said you were from ILL, anywho, nevermind the cornfusion!
I am an hour and 20 min southwest of STL towards Rolla, Mo. I go to STL fairly often, one has to for any type of civilizationand culture!
Submitted by devilgirl on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 9:14pm.
Whoa.
But during that discussion, I thought you asked me if I was near some place in CA. Well, in that case,
WHERE'S DA PARTY UP IN HURR!!??!
Haha, whereabouts in MO are you? I'm about 10 min from STL (I think I told you this already but I can't remember for sure).
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For all you Alan Rickman lovers:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WoqgZ595PHk
!WARNING!: This video will make pie goods temperatures reach critical levels. Risk of pie goods explosion is high. Use extreme caution.
Submitted by fuzzyslippers on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 8:56pm.
Submitted by devilgirl on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 8:51pm.
DG!!! You live in Missouri? I thought you lived in CA! YA LYING BITCH! *slap* XD
No, my parents do, but I visit them. I told you I was from Missouri, cuz you said you were from Ill! I invited you across the river for drinks silly!
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Submitted by devilgirl on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 8:51pm.
DG!!! You live in Missouri? I thought you lived in CA! YA LYING BITCH! *slap* XD
Submitted by La_Femme_Latina on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 8:54pm.
L.M.F.A.O.
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For all you Alan Rickman lovers:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WoqgZ595PHk
!WARNING!: This video will make pie goods temperatures reach critical levels. Risk of pie goods explosion is high. Use extreme caution.
Brooke. seriously.(Because i know you google your name every day like Kanye and you r reading this)
Go into WRESTLING. YOU WOULD MAKE SO MUCH MONEY. And you would be a household name among 8-14 year old boys instantly. and these boys grow up. and continue to watch that crap (i know from little brothers) You would still have to whore yourself out a little, but nothing like this. Shameful. Do as I say. you know i'm right.
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I dont think, I drink.
Submitted by tojo on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 8:47pm.
You are right, I too feel bad for those that have rotten relationships with their mothers. Every mom/daughter goes through a difficult period, fighting is inevitable, but I couldn't imagine NOT TALKING to my mother at all. I know a woman who hasn't spoken to or seen her mother in over a year.
My mom and I talk evey day, sometimes more. She lives in Calif. and I am in Missouri, so it's nice to have that closeness, even if we are a few thousand miles apart.
And look at those ugly heels she's wearing on those ham hocks
http://www.gamago.com/images/D/1160_med.jpg
Submitted by devilgirl on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 8:42pm.
Submitted by tojo on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 8:34pm.
Actually, my mom is a really generous mom! She sends me gifts and cash all the time. I am an only child and eventhough I am not a youngin' by any stretch of the imagination, she spoils me like a kid!
She's a great mom, not just for her generosity, but for all that she does!
I am a brat too and sometimes deserve a good yelling!
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Good for both of you!!!
As a mom myself, I always feel sad when someone has a horrible relationship with their mom. I love my kids so much, and now that they're older we're really close friends.
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just a random question ...
why does the blog "dooce" get so much attention?
it's just some mom blabbing about daily things like a thousand other morons blogging. ok, she's a good writer.
just. what's the big deal? not interesting, imho
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Submitted by tojo on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 8:34pm.
Actually, my mom is a really generous mom! She sends me gifts and cash all the time. I am an only child and eventhough I am not a youngin' by any stretch of the imagination, she spoils me like a kid!
She's a great mom, not just for her generosity, but for all that she does!
I am a brat too and sometimes deserve a good yelling!
Submitted by fuzzyslippers on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 8:30pm.
Is it bad that I've been fantasizing about my 67 year old Chinese PDE professor?
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Submitted by devilgirl on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 8:22pm.
My mom just sent me $500 bucks! Yeeee Haaaaaa!
This makes up for her yelling at me like a lunatic last week on the phone!
Nothing says "I'm Sorry" better than a ck!
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Damn, I'd call her up once a week and say something just to piss her off...keep them checks rollin' in!
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Is it bad that I've been fantasizing about my 67 year old Chinese PDE professor?
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For all you Alan Rickman lovers:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WoqgZ595PHk
!WARNING!: This video will make pie goods temperatures reach critical levels. Risk of pie goods explosion is high. Use extreme caution.
My mom just sent me $500 bucks! Yeeee Haaaaaa!
This makes up for her yelling at me like a lunatic last week on the phone!
Nothing says "I'm Sorry" better than a ck!
ohhh, her face in the 2nd from the last thumbnail...
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Funny thing. The first episode of the Hogan Knows Best reality show was basically just Hulk going on and on about how he didn't want Brooke to be doing anything suggestive, and then he'd do all this bad acting like he was gonna vomit with his eyes.
Guess it was all a front...
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Holla for a Dolla! Shout for some clout!
Arrrgh. These pics should have been a warning!! I am disgusted...ONE thing that's all, she can do whatever she freaking wants. BUT dont do this shit in public. and her father is there. this is whack!!que mierda!
Coma Caca!!
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 7:31pm.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 7:28pm.
Er, scratch that about boo to your bosses.
*hides red face with paws*
*offers bottle of Tanqueray*
Are birthday spankings out of the question?
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Must boo the boss.
Thanks for the Tanqueray.
Yes. There would be way too many.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 7:28pm.
Er, scratch that about boo to your bosses.
*hides red face with paws*
*offers bottle of Tanqueray*
Are birthday spankings out of the question?
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I'm not being sarcastic or having a bad day. I'm having an opinion.--Stoney
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 7:26pm.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 7:24pm.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!
Booo to your bosses. Why won't they let you be great? Why must they make you stay late? Glad you're on D to snark and hate. If I had known I would've baked a cake!
*drops from rhyming exhaustion*
Tequila?
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Gin. And ... I'm self-employed.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 7:24pm.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!
Booo to your bosses. Why won't they let you be great? Why must they make you stay late? Glad you're on D to snark and hate. If I had known I would've baked a cake!
*drops from rhyming exhaustion*
Tequila?
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I'm not being sarcastic or having a bad day. I'm having an opinion.--Stoney
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 7:16pm.
I love all of us. The only time we stay on topic is on the OFF-topic post.
We are rebels!
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OK. If you insist that we have a truly open post, then today's my b'day ... and I'm at work.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Whaddup with Hulk's walrus staches?
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I'm not being sarcastic or having a bad day. I'm having an opinion.--Stoney
Gross..she will soon be a feature dancer.
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Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
This is a long way from the first time I saw Brooke promoting her first CD at Super Walmart in North Tampa.
Such classiness... but what do you expect?? this is the usual stuff that takes place at Calle Ocho Festival..
I love all of us. The only time we stay on topic is on the OFF-topic post.
We are rebels!
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I'm not being sarcastic or having a bad day. I'm having an opinion.--Stoney
I also noticed Hulk is wearing a manny-fanny pack.
It probably contains Brooke's post-op testes.
The problem with Brooke is that she wears clothes that make her look HUMONGOUS! I know she is supposed to be pole dancing here, but she really shouldn't, there's no way we can do an open thread cause the sheer fuckery of this picture distracts us from distracting others on off-topic shit! Oh the HUMANITY!
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
Daddy is so proud of his little princess. This family makes me want to poke my eyes out.
Oh my god you guys all crack me up!!! I am so disgusted by the fact that her father was there cheering her on!! FFS! And that second to last pic, I am surprised MK did not use that one for the main pic LOL!!! How does someone even make that face!! Oh, and point your toes, bitch!!!
Jesus; talk about attention whores. This ugly bitch will do ANYTHING for attention. I'm surprised she's not giving blowjobs on stage...
again, brooke is looking like the mighty godzilla...right before he rampages his way through tokyo city...except this rampage is in miami...
how old is cow supposed to be?
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nice ass...when does it open?
One of her thighs is as big as both my legs together! EWWWW! Big ass fugly pre-op tranny! Her open legs are gonna give me NIGHTMARES tonite!
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde