Afternoon Crumbs
Brit Brit's pussy might need a nip/tuck. It's always hanging out! - Egotastic!
Tom Brady meets the parents - Lainey Gossip
Zac Efron's prettiness causes invalids to walk again - Just Jared
Do they give botox in rehab? - Hollywood Tuna
What you've been waiting for: Russell Simmons' bare ass (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather
Suri can't see through those bangs....but maybe that's not such a bad thing - Popsugar
Phil Keogham finally takes it off! And I think his junk is frozen - Towleroad
OctoTrash is living the life - Hollywood Rag
Guess the ass crack? - Cityrag
Don Imus has cancer - Gawker
We'll always have Heat Vision and Jack - Best Week Ever
Dlisted won a Bloggie for Best Gossip Blog and lost one for Best Blog. BITCHES! Seriously, thanks to all who voted. Taint rubs on me!
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Zac Efron's prettiness causes invalids to walk again
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lol..he's so full of himself
A friend of mine recommended me a HOT place *** 【 M E E T B O O M E R . C OM 】 *** where 4O plus mature singles looking for someone to enjoy their wealthy lifestyle with, and i've met many thoughtful singles who were trying to find true love. Maybe you should go on have a look. wish you find your loves........ Good luck!
Doing a helluva job on this site M.K. I love it. Love your humor and wit. You deserved the award! I can't stomach Perez.
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"What don't you fucking understand"?
-Christian Bale
congrats MK, i voted for ya.
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why does steam come out of my vagina???!?
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Congrats Michael! You deserve it just for not kissing the asses of the Jolie/Pitt crew.
On a more hilarious note, perezhilton, the supposed "Queen of all media" didn't get ONE win! You beat him in your category! GO MICHAEL!
i voted for your ass!
Congrats MK!
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Congrats Britney!
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You are not as bad as people say, you are much, much worse.
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Congratulations Michael!!
A well deserved win.
I ♥ ya!!
Yours' is the only blog worth reading, well deserved win!
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Michael K: Pepaw Brokaw has arrived to give us a big handful of Werther's Originals!
OH. MY. GOD.... HER KID'S HANGING OUT!!!... yeah, just thought i'd take the one thing she's the least bit worried about
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
Wait a minute!! You have spoiled my unbroken (until now) record of always voting for the person who loses, in everything. Congratulaions, MK. You ARE the best, evah, you trollop, you. Not a day goes by that I don't take a peek to see what hilarity you are spreading. Here's to the best damned writer out there.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7upBJ63qGwY
Congrats, MK! You deserve it.
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For the love of all that is hairy, WHY DOES ANYONE CARE ABOUT THIS TWATWAFFLE??????? --Sugaroo
keep it fresh mk. congratulations.
xxoo dick
I knew perez couldn't beat you CONGRADS MIKE!
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I am with the person who said they don't like this family(the knowles). They are the type that think they are high class just because they have money. there's lots of rich people with no class out there (Ex: paris hilton) and lots of
I found a hot place, you should try it ___ W e a l t h y b e a u t y . C o m_____a great place for rich man to meet young and beautiful woman.............
O M G!!!! A victory for M.K means a Victory for Phoebe Price!!!!
I bet Ms Price will step it up a notch since she's in the Best Entertainment Blog out there...
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Team Burke Vs Team "K"
congrats on winning the best gossip bloggie, mk...you deserve it!
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nice ass...when does it open?
Good for you MK! You deserve it. Dlisted is the best distraction out there!
WTF? Best Blog, Confessions of a Pioneer Pussy?
Give me a Effing break. *Gags w/ knife.*
Sheesh Britney! It's bad enough that you are wearing too skimpy of outfits during your lip-synching performances (I was going to call it your concert tour -- but since you aren't performing live, that would be an exaggeration), but you are now wearing inappropriate clothes at the pool in a public place.
Grab a brain, you skanky whore!
Congrats MK on your award. Dlisted is the best.
so no one in the media has pointed out her obviously flatter stomach??
..or aliases...
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The Early Bird gets the worm but the Second Mouse gets the cheese.
Submitted by quinnyk on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 3:20pm.
Submitted by Rosebud on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 3:13pm.
well since she is getting donations for NOTHING, can everyone please send me $1,000 so i can get my hair n nails done n a tummy tuck, cuz im a single mother of a 18 mos old who graduted from a 4 yr college last May and still jobless.
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And then can you do the same so that I can get lipo, a breast lift, and tummy tuck?
Geez. I can't believe OctoMom had $1K to drop in MAC, even with donations. Unless she's getting cash donations.
What makes me REALLY mad is that I work my ass off and STILL can't ever take my kids on fun vacations. And you know this bitch is never going to work, yet she's set.
Congrats! I'm not at all surprised you won. You're the funniest, best, and hottest celebrity blogging bitch of them all!
Britney needs to quit feeding her babies Cheetos.
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The internet, where the men are real men,
the women are real men, and the children are the FBI.
Congrad!!!! More than deserved. I love this site and it is my reason for being.
Luva ya and everyone who posts. Honestly, this is the wittiest and most genuine blog out there.
DLISTED RULES!
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What don't you fuckin' understand???- Christian Bale
I haven't read Perez in more than a year and I read it today, and yes he copies you. I am sure you don't care but what kind of fuckery is that?? Only your fans like us can use your vocabulary... what is he going to develop a love for cholitas too? and La Pequena? What about Phoebe Price??? Oh no, somebody stop him !!!
we won we won!!!!!
thank you michael k, for all the laughs and smug pleasure we get here.
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The McCanns Did It
I am so glad you won... Perez got nothing on you, you're the hot babe of the millenium.
xoxo
Congrats MK!! Your blog is WAY better than Perez's. In fact, I've noticed that he's begun copying you. From the things you post, right down to words you use, he's copies you. It became very obvious with his sudden love of the word "FUCKERY." He's so lame.
Grats to my favorite cholita! Perez ain't got shit on Michael K.
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remember when I longdicked you and broke the ovary
Where else can you get your daily dose of sparkly unicorns, rainbows, glittery no-no holes AND a side order of melted cheese on saltines? Congrats MK!!
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"
Congrats MK..you are the best!
xoxoxoxox
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
loves me some dlisted.com! congrats bitch!! :)
"Well you're a whore, whore."
Congrats, darlin' MK!
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“I went through several "therapy" sessions with Dr. Jack Daniels to forget that horrific memory."
"hey chilluns, looky here; momma's pusshay is hangin' out"...
Yes, that's whats heard at her house, as SLUTney continues her pussy exposure tour of 2009.
Yea MK! 'Bout time you got some love!
MK you won because you are the best. Congrats
Congrats on the Bloggie MK!!! We love you. Oh, yes we do.
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Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. —Groucho Marx
a Heat Vision and Jack reference AND MK winning best gossip blog? <3 it☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆
Interviewer: You're playing one of the most famous characters in movie history. How come we don't see you in all the tabloids?
Daniel Craig: Because I don't want to be in them.
EW! Britney needs to buy bigger bikini bottoms if she doesn't want her pootang to be all hanging out and shit! Congrats, MK! Dlisted is the best blog in MY WORLD! Perez Hilton can go suck a butt nugget!
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
Submitted by Manimal5 on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 5:52pm.
Yay! MK wins...sorry Perez there is no 2nd place.
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Second place just means you're the first loser. Congrats, MK!
Congrats MK! I discovered celeb gossip with Perez Hilton a few years ago. I started to notice a change in his writing probably a year or so after I began reading it so that is when I googled and found this site!!! I have been reading dlisted for about two years now and have not gone back to Perez since. Thanks MK, for converting me!!!
I love me some PHIL from Amazing Race.
I am sure that 99% of the women here would notice if their vag was hanging out of their bikini. Don't tell me that she does not notice she has a wedgie from hell all up in her pussay!! Yuck. She is straight up nasty.
Submitted by Manimal5 on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 5:52pm.
Yay! MK wins...sorry Perez there is no 2nd place.
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If you aren't 1st, you're last!- Ricky Bobby.
Yay! MK wins...sorry Perez there is no 2nd place.
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Pick up your socks and drop your slots, we're going to a party.
CONGRATS MK!!!
We love you muchly.
You certainly deserve it! Woop Woop!
Somebody tell Reid that Rob Reiner is looking for somebody to play Igor in his new release of "Older Frankenstein". Seriously Tara's body is so fucked up I seriously hope that she has no intention of showing the public anymore of it than she does in this outfit.
Submitted by quinnyk on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 3:20pm.
Submitted by Rosebud on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 3:13pm.
well since she is getting donations for NOTHING, can everyone please send me $1,000 so i can get my hair n nails done n a tummy tuck, cuz im a single mother of a 18 mos old who graduted from a 4 yr college last May and still jobless.
Thank god for freelance work or id be a screwed
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i'm in the same boat with you quinnyk. i graduated last year may as well and still can't find anything. i'm looking into tutoring now.
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I am with the person who said they don't like this family(the knowles). They are the type that think they are high class just because they have money. there's lots of rich people with no class out there (Ex: paris hilton) and lots of