Monday, March 16th 2009
Twins For Baby Huey & Jenna Jameson
The theme of the month is: whores having twins! This past weekend, Charlie Sheen welcomed twinsies to the world and now Jenna Jameson has popped out a double in Newport Beach, CA. That's what AVN.com says.
Jenna queefed out her twins sometime this morning. Seriously, she just opened up, let the wind blow and out came the babies. They probably came out swinging on their umbilical cords through her cracked sugar walls. A bright light came shining out of her snatch. It's like when Locke fell down the well on Lost. Only in reverse!
No word on what she named her babehs. I'm going to take a wild guess and say she wrote down Cunnilingus Sixty Nine and Fellatio Money Shot on their birth certificates.
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She looks like a hag. Which is what happens when you whore out your body for money. You can also get reproductive system cancers. Nast.
I weep for these children.
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Congrats Jenna, you rock! love you
All I have to say is shame on all you. this girls sold CLUB JENNA to Playboy because didn't want to be a porn star anymore, she wanted to start a family with her husband of many years who dumped her ass because she had a miscarriage . then she had some type of cancer. so I'm happy that she finally has what she wants.
"Mommy did everything else you could possibly do with a vagina--it was time for her to have babies. Does that explain to you why you were born?"
Submitted by Stoney on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 4:29pm.
I don't understand this compulsion to have kids, either. I'm 31, and true....once a month or so my hormones go insane and whisper madness into my brain, that having a baby would be the best thing, really.
But then my rational brain kicks back in
Fuck you in the face, cunt! ~~~Stoney 2/19/09
Woot! Twice the carnage.
She probably should have waited to get that vaginal surgery until after she had babies.
That, in turn, reminds me of boob jobs. Because I am of the mind that if women are going to get them, they might as well wait until after they have kids [if they have them] because a) the implant will occupy the sagginess, and b) it would seem less obvious.
Marilyn Chambers has an 18 year old daughter. I wonder how she explained it to her kid. I mean she did Behind The Green Door.
did she work 'em a deal with Vivid yet?
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Why is it that everyone is having twins now a days??? I say it's `````````` over rated!!
It makes me sick that having children is considered a trend in hollywood. Now having twins is a trend. It's so fucking lame.
A porn star and a UFC fighter, nice to know that the real smart people are breeding for a change.
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Submitted by de Cosmos on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 8:30pm.
Jenna's coochie-clone is still available:
[Definitely NSFW]
Ummmm, wait- is that BEFORE or AFTER the botched rejuvination debacle?
“You a motherfucker and ain’t all that.”
Submitted by madam s. on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 4:35pm.
"Take your daughter to work day" should be fun at this household.
I'm sure that the twins Connie and Anal Lingus will be very excited about it.
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Pick up your socks and drop your slots, we're going to a party.
Jenna's coochie-clone is still available:
[Definitely NSFW]
http://www.discreet-romance.com/jennas-vagina-adult-sex-toys-13053.html
Whore-ay for the LOST reference!! **golf clap**
More Frankenbabies. If she gave birth vaginally, I will eat my hat.
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you can probably have a more reasonable conversation with a fucking burnt rutabaga than with that bag of crazy. - MK
You can only hold it so long before crunchy gets soggy. - TITS
Submitted by devilgirl on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 5:20pm.
I bet she is OVER THE MOON!
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And between the cheeks.
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I'm not being sarcastic or having a bad day. I'm having an opinion.--Stoney
I'm waiting for the day her kids are hangin' out at a friends house and one of them decides to sneak a view at a porno...and her twins burst out in tears when they realize that the woman getting tagged teamed by two dudes is thier own mother.
***"At your age, you're going to have a lot of urges. You're going to want to take off your clothes, and touch each other. But if you do touch each other, you will get chlamydia... and die." ***
did jenna feel anything during labor when she had to push those twin baby huey heads out of her vagine...
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nice ass...when does it open?
Somehow i doubt thats the first time 2 people have come through her cunt in a short space of time.
Submitted by Fred Flintstone on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 5:39pm.
Picture those kids at a soccer game 9 years from today when one of their teamates innocently inquires "what does your mommy do for a living"? Zing!!!!!
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Kind of like the questions Brandon Lee and Dylan Lee get asked about their parents Tommy Lee and Pam Anderson?
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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The question is, exactly two of what did she actually shit out? My guess is that it was two 5 pound balls of 15 year old giz!
Picture those kids at a soccer game 9 years from today when one of their teamates innocently inquires "what does your mommy do for a living"? Zing!!!!!
I will never do porn and I think this is an horrible thing to do to your body and your mind but hey, she's not the one who created the concept or the need. She's ok, and far less dangerous than lots of people in this world. (Hiltons, Cyruses or Diddys for example)
Explaining to her kids what she did before having them will be extremely difficult and I'mnot sure she'll do it right, but I'm sorry, nobody's screaming or ranting against Rocco Siffredi having kids and he does.
Give women a break..
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 4:27pm.
Submitted by Chocofrog on Mon, 03/16/2009 -
it's not like she ever did something wrong to someone. In the contrary, she made million people "happy" with her movies.
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Momus the Sarcastic on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 5:25pm.
I retained so much water the last month of pregnancy. During my hospital stay, I lost 25 lbs.
I'm sure JJ will hump her way back to a skinny body.
Submitted by DeeDee on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 5:18pm.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 4:57pm.
Thanks Momus! Gah, I looked like that during my last pregnancy and I only had one beybey.
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She's sooooooo skinny. Any baby weight looks huge on her. You, however, are prolly a healthy weight and you pregnancy looked natural.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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I bet she is OVER THE MOON!
Wow I thought Jenna would be a cute pregnant lady but she gained a ton of weight! Her face looks horrible chubby and her thighs got big as well. I guess that's what happens when you starve yourself. Once you start eating normally, your body holds on to that weight! I am glad she ate normally, though. I figured her to be the type that still restricted her diet and worked out while pregnant.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 4:57pm.
Thanks Momus! Gah, I looked like that during my last pregnancy and I only had one beybey.
Submitted by Stoney on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 5:08pm.
I get the society and family pressure, too. All the time. But I don't give a rat's ass what they say. =D
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Good on you, hon. Same here.
Since I was 19 I have been asked when I would marry and have kids. C'mon...I live by my clock only, no one elses :)
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Of course you're entitled to your opinion, you just seemed really, really angry for someone of the stoney persuasion.
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Submitted by Stoney on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 5:08pm.
I get the society and family pressure, too. All the time. But I don't give a rat's ass what they say. =D
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Nor do I ... which is why Mr. Momus and I are child-free by choice for nearly 30 years.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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I get the society and family pressure, too. All the time. But I don't give a rat's ass what they say. =D
I understand how it's "in" some women. I feel the same way. I want to have kids (scary I know) but I also have a brain and the ability to be rational. These pyscho baby women give us all a bad name.
Stoney: That IS sad. Sounds like she's a bit of a Type A personality. Always achieving, never enjoying.
It's interesting how many women get pregnant accidentally after they adopt. Stress has LOTS to do with it.
Submitted by Stoney on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 4:29pm.
1. You are absolutely entitled to have an opinion.
2. We don't what kind of pressure your friend's hubby, family, and in-laws are putting on her.
3. Society, especially TV shows, put a lot of pressure on women to have kids.
4. I know what I'm talking about. Mr. Momus and I are child-free by choice and have had to endure lots of familial and society pressure. Such as: "I guess I don't have buy you a mother's/father's day present." "Since you don't have any kids, who are you going to leave your estate to when you die?"
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Stoney, I have a friend who just told me yesterday that she's desperate to get knocked up by a married man. She has two children. One who's schiz. he tried to jump out the window several tmes, cut himself up, assault children in school, threatened people's lives etc. and he's only 10. Her daughter and my daughter are the same age and 1 day apart but you couldn't tell because she looks like a 20 year old hooker. Their father is a career criminal.
Yesterday she texted me and told me that she doesn't care what it takes, she's getting knocked up. I asked her how she was going to provide for it since this dude is married and has 3 children, she said 'there's always a way' I left it at that.
Sometimes you have to let stupid folks be stupid and watch the trainwreck. The last thing I said to her is that I want to see the baby because it'll be cute. She's white and he's black and she wants the baby because she wants one with caramel skin color and 'curly' hair. She's in her early 30s like me. How can you argue with someone like that? You just go with the flow..
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Submitted by Stoney: "I'm not being sarcastic or having a bad day. I'm having an opinion. One of my best friends is on Clomid right now because she's so fucking impatient to have a kid she thinks she must be infertile because she's been trying for a year with no luck. She's fucking 27 years old. Jesus Christ, I will NEVER understand the goddamn rush or WHY it is so important for some people to procreate."
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Some people do it because they care (too much?)about what is expected of them. Maybe some one puts her under pressure?
27 is well young to be anxious, but no one can judge her wanting to have kids. It's just in some women :D
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Photos of pregnant JJ at
http://www.icelebz.com/celebs/jenna_jameson/gallery1.html
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She was never photographed preggers with her Baby Huey twins. I can only imagine what her stick thin body would look like with a huge belly attached.
Actually, my friend is very healthy. She's doing everything right, she is a part-time soccer coach, a successful attorney, has a nice husband, lives on the lake, etc. But she is completely PSYCOTIC about getting pregnant. She literally knows as much as her doctor. She had a failed pregnancy about three months ago (the embryo failed to grow, her progestin was too low, etc.). So now she's doing another round of Clomid, even though she has gotten pregnant before without it (the miscarriage). I keep telling her that if she would just CALM THE FUCK DOWN and relax maybe it will happen naturally. She has at least ten more fertile years ahead of her. Of course, when I tell her these things, she practically reads me the doctor's manual of reproduction and tells me stress has nothing to do with her issues and please STFU. She has so much to be grateful for in life, but she's not enjoying anything because she thinks about getting pregnant 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. It's fucking exhausting. And SAD.
Submitted by Stoney: "I'm not being sarcastic or having a bad day. I'm having an opinion. One of my best friends is on Clomid right now because she's so fucking impatient to have a kid she thinks she must be infertile because she's been trying for a year with no luck. She's fucking 27 years old. Jesus Christ, I will NEVER understand the goddamn rush or WHY it is so important for some people to procreate."
I totally agree, Stoney. Does she have any bad habits? I ask because someone I know is trying to get pg (she's 38) via artificial insemination. She drinks AT LEAST 2 gallons of Diet Pepsi a day. She exercises like a fanatic and is all stressed at work. She eats the most horrible processed diet shit. She doesn't have a real plan about where this baby is going to fit in her tiny apartment and what kind of child care she is going to arrange if she does succeed. She is an emotional wreck. She is just generally the most inhospitable place for a fetus to be, outside of a drug addict.
I asked her if she was taking folic acid or prenatals yet. Nope. I asked her if she was taking that expectorant stuff to thin her mucus. Nope. I asked her if she knew that she would have to cut her diet soda consumption down if she did get pregnant. She said her doctor hasn't said that (dollars to donuts the doc has no idea she even drinks it). I told her that she should think about upping her percentage of body fat to improve her chances of conceiving. She was aghast.
She knows NOTHING about getting pregnant except that she wants a baby. For all the wrong reasons. I know it's mean, but I keep hoping she doesn't.
Good luck to the new parents.
Somebody call social services....
Those kids will need therapy and rehab very soon.
I think we should license people to reproduce.
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"Charlie you fucking bitch, let's work it out" - High Fidelity
Submitted by Stoney on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 4:29pm.
Submitted by SuperJ on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 4:19pm.
I'm not being sarcastic or having a bad day. I'm having an opinion.
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That's what we're here for. Stoney, rock on.
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even if one were to slop some shampoo and scrub the wad the scalp remains elusive. And that is probably where the stank emanates from.-Nanoop
"Take your daughter to work day" should be fun at this household.
How is she gonna explain to those poor children that she sucks pussy for a living? How?
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Submitted by SuperJ on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 4:19pm.
I'm not being sarcastic or having a bad day. I'm having an opinion. One of my best friends is on Clomid right now because she's so fucking impatient to have a kid she thinks she must be infertile because she's been trying for a year with no luck. She's fucking 27 years old. Jesus Christ, I will NEVER understand the goddamn rush or WHY it is so important for some people to procreate.
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Submitted by mckaret on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 3:58pm.
What did you name your seeing-eye dog? Jenna, maybe?
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even if one were to slop some shampoo and scrub the wad the scalp remains elusive. And that is probably where the stank emanates from.-Nanoop
Submitted by Chocofrog on Mon, 03/16/2009 -
it's not like she ever did something wrong to someone. In the contrary, she made million people "happy" with her movies.
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even if one were to slop some shampoo and scrub the wad the scalp remains elusive. And that is probably where the stank emanates from.-Nanoop