Hot Slut Of The Week: Alejandra Guzman
Birthday: February 9, 1968
Age: 41 in human years
Birth Name: Alejandra Gabriela Guzmán Pinal
Original Date of HS of the Day: March 11, 2009
Claim to Fame: Alejandra is a really famous rock singer in Mexico. She has been called the Vadge of Mexico because she eats young boys with her cooter. No, because she is always changing herself or something.
Where is she now? Last year, Escandalo TV (amazing) reported that she was in rehab. It was about the same time that her daughter Frida was in a hospital for ODing on drugs and shit. Bitch has never crossed over, but I'm still hopeful. She said she would never "dye her hair" to try be American. Dye it like what? The fucking American flag?
Why is he HS of the Week? Because nobody wears straw like she does. And I'm sure if that if I heard her say "escandalo," my ears would shut down, because nothing else would ever top that.
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Submitted by SpiceDong on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 5:20pm.
"MK,
Your wish is granted. She says "escandalo" in this clip. Fast forward to 3:51"
I watched the clip just so I could hear exactly how escandalo is pronounced!
She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site___w e a l t h y k i s s . co m ___last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now?
looooooooool
she and brooke hogan would make a nice gayelle couple
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You know who greases my griddle? Felipe from Escandalo TV. You should google him. I get weak just thinking about him.
Alejandra Guzman is crazy! She is funny as hell though, everything she does is hilarious! She always has nipple slips and whatnot in concert and she's always beating down paps (á la Winehouse)...and she always instigates trouble with other celebrities...and then there's the whole potty mouth and drug usage...she's an EXCELLENT choice for hot slut of the week :p
MK,
Your wish is granted. She says "escandalo" in this clip. Fast forward to 3:51
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=08eUnKP_m9c
Enjoy!
i love la guzman. es bien loca and i like! i can hear her raspy voice now just by looking at this pic! glad to see she is the hot slut of the week
Joan Jett wore that hair better in '83.
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Stock Broker on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 4:33pm.
I don't know who she is & I don't care.
Lame choice.
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STocky I love you but she is a GREAT choice. She is a HOT Mess all the time.
I don't know who she is & I don't care.
Lame choice.
she is such a hot mess... its disgusting....
her fowl voice makes me wanna vomit on myself... have you ever heard her speak... she is such a man...
Are those tatooed Mayans on her left arm? Looks like the dancing bears, but Mayans. I'm offended. Dios mio.
Submitted by wednesday on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 4:25pm.
i'm from south america, in my country we call you guys "estadounidenses" (from the US)
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Happy Birthday, in your kingdom by the sea..
HAHAHAHAHAHA! I should charge her 'promotional' fees!
Yup, La Guzman is a GREAT Hot Slut.
She has SO many stories under those bolted on boobies...actually, I think those are real.
Anyways, the dye comment was directed towards Shakira, whose natural haircolor is black as the average sould here.
Alejandra's mom, silvia Pinal, recently regained full movement of her face...bitch pulled on so tight she had blink to smile.
Dude... we gotta get a new name for folks from the US. I have friends go down to Mexico and when they claim they're American, the Mexicans get all in a tizzy about the US trying to own the word American and that they are Americans too (which is true, yes, they are from one of the 2 American continents, so they are indeed American). Then craziness here comes along saying she won't be American? *sigh* This is why I just say what state I'm from these days...
Although I am glad she won, there is no way in hell that she is only 40yo.
She was well in her 20's when she started and that was over 25 years ago. Either she is lying about her age (like Thalia, Luis Miguel and Ricky Martin) or the source is wrong.
"Make someone happy. Learn to suck dick."
She takes drugs? No way.
Submitted by echox4 on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 4:06pm.
Isn't her mother like a 100 years or something lol my mom always watches Silvia's Pinal show she loves that shit.
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LOL OMG, yeah, she's like jurassic already.
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Happy Birthday, in your kingdom by the sea..
Isn't her mother like a 100 years or something lol my mom always watches Silvia's Pinal show she loves that shit.
Dayum. She scared the shite of of me. She's like the Mexican version of Tina Turner (even though I loves that Beesh). Spikey hair and she looks like she can bust a mexican move on your ass.
She has an Amazing Body, is fucking crazy and is ugly as hell.. she is a hot slut indeed
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
if you offer her some food, make sure to hold your hand out flat
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Submitted by devilgirl on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 3:48pm.
Does she have breasts going up to her neck?
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she's had a lot of work done.
this bitch is fierce. Escándalo! Tv is hosted by a Chilean horsey. Representin'
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Happy Birthday, in your kingdom by the sea..
She looks sinister, somehow.
she probably meant she wont dye her hair blond like every other mexican actress
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Does she have breasts going up to her neck?
Ack! She looks like she's gonna bite me!
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