Monday, March 16th 2009

Panty Creamer Of The Day


This is bitch right here is actually a Panty Creamer of Forever and All-Time. This sexy lady has moves that will make men, women, animals and inanimate objects bust nuts (or vom chunks) over and over again.

This is apparently a 55-year-old hot piece of all-natural woman doing the "peen killing" mambo in some booty shaking contest during spring break in Fort Myers, FL. The person who uploaded this shit says that after she brought the funk, she flashed her saggy bags at the audience and tongue kissed a girl. She was later disqualified! Probably because the vibrations from all the throbbing peens caused a small earthquake and safety must come first.

And is it just me or does she kind of look like Phil Spector? Hold my fucking ass, I think THAT IS Phil Spector!

VIA Buzzfeed

Posted by: Michael K


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yucko's picture

Her dancing reminds me of those disgust-buckets Eric and Tim from that Adult Swim show.

Seriously, Eric is so fucking ugly and repulsive it upsets me, beyond the fact that their shows are bad enough as it is. Does anybody else feel this way about someone? I am not usually so 'feeling' about people on tv, but urg.

juni's picture

Hell to the N and hell to the O.

rk-d's picture

That shit is why I left Florida. I fucking hate Florida. The whole goddamn state is a big trailer dump full of shit.

This is almost as good as Elaines dance on Sienfeld.

DR.FUNK's picture

She won the contest with that one at spring break Ft.Lauderdale(1980)If it worked before...

Oceannia420's picture

WTF!!!!!!!!!! Guess we all can't be perfect!! I'll leave it at that!!

TITS's picture

Submitted by NaNoop on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 10:20pm.

{{hangs head all busted like}}there ain't no future in my frontin'....never wuz cuz...

“You a motherfucker and ain’t all that.”
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I hope one day soon to be able to work that phrase into my everyday discourse.

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Tigerlilly exposed!!!1!
http://www.dailymotion.com/user/fluffybunnykins666/video/x8l7lj_shes-a-t...

Submitted by Triscuit on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 11:09pm.
Submitted by devilgirl on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 9:37pm.
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Getting fucked :)

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Oh you married people! Brag, brag, brag!

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Submitted by devilgirl on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 9:37pm.
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Getting fucked :)
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z-listed's picture

That is one pitiful woman looking for attention, any kind of attention.

TexnDoc's picture

You know some drunk frat boy woke up next to that. Probably a very good life's lesson for him.

NaNoop's picture

Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 9:18pm.

You know you whores all want a piece of that hotness...Don't front...

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{{hangs head all busted like}}there ain't no future in my frontin'....never wuz cuz...

“You a motherfucker and ain’t all that.”

Hi Triscuit! Where you been snooty married gal? We miss ya!

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This is why Aunt Peggy isn't hosting our family reunion anymore.

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Triscuit's picture

Michael K~~ COME GET YOUR COUSIN!!!!!

She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site___w e a l t h y k i s s . co m ___last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now?
looooooooool

What has been seen cannot be unseen.

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Submitted by TITS on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 9:22pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 9:18pm.

You know you whores all want a piece of that hotness...Don't front...
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does anyone want to see a dancing tiger?

cast your vote now.
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*Raising tiger paw* I DO!!! I DO!!! *glancing around the Dlisted lounge...sound of crickets*...What? What? Where are you whores going??? Sexay Tiger dance!!! *doing sexay Cabbage Patch*...What? What? That's hot....

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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...

sisco900's picture

whats worse, is this is most people in ft myers..i should know, I live here...its like this 365 days a year, 24/7...

TITS's picture

Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 9:18pm.

You know you whores all want a piece of that hotness...Don't front...
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does anyone want to see a dancing tiger?

cast your vote now.

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Tigerlilly exposed!!!1!
http://www.dailymotion.com/user/fluffybunnykins666/video/x8l7lj_shes-a-t...

boomsy's picture

As awful as that was, she actually has pretty good rhythm.

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Submitted by Manimal5 on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 9:06pm.

just right click on the avatar i'm using and chose 'save as'.

might be a different command in ie.

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Tigerlilly exposed!!!1!
http://www.dailymotion.com/user/fluffybunnykins666/video/x8l7lj_shes-a-t...

Tigerlilly's picture

You know you whores all want a piece of that hotness...Don't front...

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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...

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Submitted by Manimal5 on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 9:10pm.

Tits and Sandy! I got it! Thanks.

*moving out of this thread* yikes!

===Oy! Don't you go anywhere until you damn fixed yo head. :)

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Tits and Sandy! I got it! Thanks.

*moving out of this thread* yikes!

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Submitted by TITS on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 8:53pm.
Tits, I like the one you have the best...I had a problem downlading though...what to do?

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Sandbitch's picture

That Botox is good shit

TITS's picture

Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 8:52pm.

Holy Manimal, Batman!
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heeeee

could manimal be the next tigerlilly? only time will tell!

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Tigerlilly exposed!!!1!
http://www.dailymotion.com/user/fluffybunnykins666/video/x8l7lj_shes-a-t...

angel_i's picture

Holy Manimal, Batman!

♥ ThreadKilla!
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Sandbitch's picture

Jesus manimal....

TITS's picture

Submitted by Manimal5 on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 8:28pm.

hahhaa!!!!

You don't like this one better??

we thought it looked like your avatar was taking it up the ass. heehee, but the customer is always right...?

it shouldn't be jumping like that. try the first one instead? http://www.flickr.com/photos/35644523@N04/3360616669/sizes/o/

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Tigerlilly exposed!!!1!
http://www.dailymotion.com/user/fluffybunnykins666/video/x8l7lj_shes-a-t...

angel_i's picture

Submitted by Sandbitch on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 8:31pm.

LOL @ "But he wrote that he felt lonely on his bolg"

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Haha! That got me too!

O! Actually, I thought this was the Kanye thread. LOL!

♥ ThreadKilla!
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Sandbitch's picture

LOL @ "But he wrote that he felt lonely on his bolg"

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Submitted by TITS on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 7:57pm.
Ok tits...

This lady doesn't care who thinks she looks like a twit...gotta give her credit.

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Pick up your socks and drop your slots, we're going to a party.

He is my favorite.
But he wrote that he felt lonely on his bolg on ....seekamillionaire . c om....., which is for wealthy singles and celebs.
Also he posted many his hot videos on his blog.

angel_i's picture

She got the face of a man and bod of a mom but dayum! She got moves! LOL! Move over, Britney! LOL! Actually, I think that was Britney's move from Womanizer Live! LOL!

♥ ThreadKilla!
With my super lawyer powers, I can rid our town of cats so our kids can NEVER get high again! Mr. Broflovski, South Park
A DListed Youtube Gallery

TITS's picture

MANIIIIII!!!!

come ON. we're dying to see!

don't be shy now.

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Tigerlilly exposed!!!1!
http://www.dailymotion.com/user/fluffybunnykins666/video/x8l7lj_shes-a-t...

kacky's picture

face your future, bimbos! mwahahaha

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you can probably have a more reasonable conversation with a fucking burnt rutabaga than with that bag of crazy. - MK
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Submitted by tojo on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 7:49pm.

Yeah, I bet she is tearing up the phone lines bragging about her new online celebrity status!

tojo's picture

Submitted by devilgirl on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 4:50pm.

*pulls imaginary towel between legs in cool dance move*

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hahaha, now I can't get that picture out of my head...

I think she looks like she'd be proud of the video...hell her kids probably filmed it!

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joe shmoe's picture

If she was stone cold sober and decided to get up there and do a jiggy dance, I'd tell her (somewhat reluctantly) to uhhhh "shake yo jugs mama* or *twist and shout* or whatever. Given however, that her own kids may have been slitting their wrists in in that audience all I can say is I hope she lives somewhere where there's no internetz.

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Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
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Ed: Evidently Mr Twain never envisaged the Playboy Mansion.

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Submitted by madam ex on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 7:37pm.

@TITS, those Tigerlilly pictures are awesome, so damn funny, I watched the video the other day and forgot to tell you how happy that made me, I was laughing like a retard....Tooooo funny!!!
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thanks - equal effort between My2Cents, Sandbitch and me. we were laughing like loons doing them!!! Fucking with the tiger never gets old. It's the expression on her face that just asks ... begs for it.

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Tigerlilly exposed!!!1!
http://www.dailymotion.com/user/fluffybunnykins666/video/x8l7lj_shes-a-t...

Chirio's picture

Oh wow. and this is why I dont go out to public events like this. Not sure to help the needy or sit back and laugh. Today I will laugh. Hey atleast...she's kinda confident (booze did that I am sure)..to do those "moves".whatever that is...hahahaha

Coma Caca!!

madam ex's picture

@TITS, those Tigerlilly pictures are awesome, so damn funny, I watched the video the other day and forgot to tell you how happy that made me, I was laughing like a retard....Tooooo funny!!!

TITS's picture

Submitted by Manimal5 on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 7:31pm.

purrrr

you should be able to just right click and 'save image as' from the 'large' size pic that shows the animation.

we're dying to see it up. but if you don't want to use them we won't be offended. really. it was fun just doing it!!

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Tigerlilly exposed!!!1!
http://www.dailymotion.com/user/fluffybunnykins666/video/x8l7lj_shes-a-t...

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Submitted by TITS on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 7:19pm.

Tits great job!

You and Sandbitch are definitely ready for the looney bin! LOL
Ok I'll try to download then?
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Submitted by Bondagebarbie on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 7:27pm.
Yuck..definitely a swinger.

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Bondagebarbie's picture

Yuck..definitely a swinger.