Monday, March 16th 2009
Finally! Finally!
This is the way a high-class pussy merchant should dress! Amber Rose finally stepped off the Fly Girl reject bus and dipped herself in gold digger elegance to attend the Metropolitan Opera's Gala with her main sponsor. The only thing she's missing is more diamonds and a toy Pomeranian. Then the bitch would really be ready for business. Get that cash money, Amber Rose! Break open Kanye's checking account like a MacBook Air!
I will say it again, I think she is kind of pretty & I love the shaved head on her...He is just gross in so many ways.
She is part Cape Verdean (so am I) which is really a mixed race and she is also part Italian, so she is not really black.
Like I said...
http://bossip.com/92561/amber-rose-favorite-sexual-position-i-like-to-ea...
http://bossip.com/87640/amber-rose-is-a-ex-stripper-living-out-a-fairy-t...
I can't even lie about how hot this pussy licker is!
Yes, guys! She's a pussy licker! A fucking lesbian stripper turned housewife.
Leave it to Kanye to choose the whitest black girl. God I hate his stupid face.
WTF!?!?!? He's wear Hush Puppies with a tux?
she is not cute
Why is bitch wearing orthopedic footwear?
What's up w/her Payless shoes? I think I had a pair of those when I was in 7th grade. Which was 1988.
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She was screaming lesbo! Girl has body and all that but she didn't look like she was into dick at all! I'm just saying... & the two of them looked about as much in love as JLo & Ben Afleck did...
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He's truly gross!. What does she see in him?.
There is something unsettling about her.
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My obsessive fascination is in your imagination.
She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site___w e a l t h y k i s s . co m ___last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now?
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How fucking creepy. She looks like a paler, female version of Kanye. That's probably why he's dating her. He seems like the type of person that imagines themself when they're fucking.
just creepy
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She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site___w e a l t h y k i s s . co m ___last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now?
looooooooool
I found a hot place, you should try it ___ W e a l t h y b e a u t y . C o m_____a great place for rich man to meet young and beautiful woman.............
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 9:56pm.
Yep, and I figure he wouldn't have gone so *ahem* light if Mama West was alive. I think she's the type that would have called her/him "white bitch" or "high yellow bleach bald whore"...Betcha millions.
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now I'll grant you I'm just a lilly-white wasp from canada, but isn't the proper term 'high yella'?
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Tigerlilly exposed!!!1!
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She has a very pretty face. Imagine how cute she would be with hair.
Every time I see her I think about a buddhist monk and mariah carey getting it on creating this little golden wonder. I hate her and her frosty pink lipstick and yet, I also want her to lead me to the path of enlightenment.
Submitted by DebFrmHell on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 9:51pm.
LOL@ TIGERLILLY!
If she wadn't dead now, she of died from embarrassment over the choice of Tranny her son has chosen!
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Yep, and I figure he wouldn't have gone so *ahem* light if Mama West was alive. I think she's the type that would have called her/him "white bitch" or "high yellow bleach bald whore"...Betcha millions.
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 9:41pm.
Last week she was a guy named Dave who worked on foreign cars.
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*checking invoice*...No wonder someone finally LET MY CAR BE GREAT....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
LOL@ TIGERLILLY!
If she wadn't dead now, she of died from embarrassment over the choice of Tranny her son has chosen!
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Shadow was the best doggie boy ever...10/08/08
Desire chip from AA...................01/17/08
One month chip........................02/17/08
Last week she was a guy named Dave who worked on foreign cars.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by DebFrmHell on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 9:31pm.
The loud flapping noise you hear in background is the sound of Kanye's mother spinning in her grave...
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What's making her spin? Is it her sons' narcissism or her own that put her in said grave?
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
The loud flapping noise you hear in background is the sound of Kanye's mother spinning in her grave...
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Shadow was the best doggie boy ever...10/08/08
Desire chip from AA...................01/17/08
One month chip........................02/17/08
She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site___w e a l t h y k i s s . co m ___last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now?
looooooooool
I'm gonna quote a whore at our town hall meeting in our complex about whether or not we have too many dumpsters on the property attracting too many pests:
"Oh, you can put a nice little gate around a dumpster, but it's still a dumpster"...Substitute "cheap" for "nice" and "dress" for "gate" and I pretty much didn't even have to come up with my own post...especially in the light of attracting pests theme and all...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
I think she's pretty and they make a cute couple, even if she is a beard.
I'm ready for my cyber stoning now.
That a fugly dude Kanye's with.
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Never go with a Hippy to a Second Location
awful awful awful. I told yall ONE THING is always OFF about this girl's outfits? WHY!!! it ruins the rest. In this case its the shoes.
i spy with my little eye, at tacky stripper thigh tat.
could it be, tacky paw prints? two cherries? a panther? a rose with her name "amber rose" in the middle? tacky, tacky, tacky......u know its the last one.
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I dont think, I drink.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 8:16pm.
Trust me that racist white lady is Provolone's family member. I mean this guy's whole life is about race. It's fucking strange. He must have a little dick.
Huh. I thought she was a lot prettier. I guess it was because the sunglasses were covering up her mug. She should wear them more often. Like, all the time.
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Submitted by TITS on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 7:47pm.
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 7:18pm.
Hey TITS!! Don't ignore me when I insult you!!
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I'm not ignoring you ass-breath. I'm just busy feeding all your smoked salmon to the neighbours cat.
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*weeps silently into Fancy Feast*
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Submitted by Provolone on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 8:06pm.
Apparently, stupidity does not fade with age.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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She looks good, but I still think she's a fembot, no, not a stepfordbot like Katie, but like on Bionic Woman. Those bitches were awfuckinsome!
He is my favorite.
But he wrote that he felt lonely on his bolg on ....seekamillionaire . c om....., which is for wealthy singles and celebs.
Also he posted many his hot videos on his blog.
LOL!@Provolone: Nice.
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she looks like a Sim girl
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@angel i. I used to work right next to this girl who showed our boss a picture of her boyfriend and the old white lady said kind of snotty 'what is he, some type of rapper or something'. she gave me a look like 'did you pick up on that racist shit', so then i asked her 'kamillah i was just wondering.. can i touch your hair', it IS my line
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"gimme back that filet o fish, gimme that fish. what if it were you hanging up on this wall, if it was you in that sammich you wouldnt be laughing at alllll"
Submitted by DeeDee on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 8:04pm.
Thanks.
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Happy Birthday Momus! ♥♥
Submitted by TITS on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 7:55pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 7:47pm.
can i touch your hair?
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LOL! Isn't that Provolone's line?
But actually, I've been hanging with all these little mixed girls from different places and even tho I gots it myself I find myself touching their hair ALL the time. I'm driving them crazy! But I get it now - it's when you see it from the back...
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Submitted by devilgirl on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 7:56pm.
*frantically baking Momus a Dbl Devil's Food cake w/ fudge frosting and chillin' a bottle of champagne*
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Yummy.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 7:52pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 7:48pm.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MOMUS!
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Thanks for the Kanye-esque shout out.
Love the blue-haired avie. (Is that racist? Have I just insulted blue-haired folks? OMG, I'm so confused!)
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Um...I dunno man - I think you'd have to ask Daft Punk...they gots most of the blue hair, I do believe. Lemme check:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lH-0s0pRleg
Nope - blue skin. And Afros! Well, one Afro.
Myself, I'm glad you like it! It took me a while to pick a colour, actually - it was pink for a hot minute but I couldn't make it match the jacket;p
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Does she bleach her stubble blonde??
*frantically baking Momus a Dbl Devil's Food cake w/ fudge frosting and chillin' a bottle of champagne*
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 7:47pm.
can i touch your hair?
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Tigerlilly exposed!!!1!
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Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 7:48pm.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MOMUS!
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Thanks for the Kanye-esque shout out.
Love the blue-haired avie. (Is that racist? Have I just insulted blue-haired folks? OMG, I'm so confused!)
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And I don't think she's Latina, at ALL, but she too has Telemundo Face. Fun!
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