Monday, March 16th 2009
Finally! Finally!
This is the way a high-class pussy merchant should dress! Amber Rose finally stepped off the Fly Girl reject bus and dipped herself in gold digger elegance to attend the Metropolitan Opera's Gala with her main sponsor. The only thing she's missing is more diamonds and a toy Pomeranian. Then the bitch would really be ready for business. Get that cash money, Amber Rose! Break open Kanye's checking account like a MacBook Air!
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MOMUS!
♥ ThreadKilla!
With my super lawyer powers, I can rid our town of cats so our kids can NEVER get high again! Mr. Broflovski, South Park
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Eww, Kanye's he/she is very unattractive.
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I'm countin' on Jesus at this point.
1. over-sensitivity is definitely NOT one of Provolone's issues.
2. Submitted by devilgirl on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 7:32pm.
Submitted by piscesprincess85 on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 6:48pm.
yea she must be half n half. these days whenever someone has an anglo last name with a good tan I just assume they're mulatto
To Provolone & Devilgirl
I am definitely not sensitive. I am the biggest bitch you could ever met. All I am saying is just comment on the picture why does her race matter.
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Can't a bitch get curious?
And since we're talking about it - isn't it possible she could be from the islands? And pure...so to speak.
♥ ThreadKilla!
With my super lawyer powers, I can rid our town of cats so our kids can NEVER get high again! Mr. Broflovski, South Park
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Submitted by jiggywiddit on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 7:18pm.
Okay, it was really the Sock.
Hey TITS!! Don't ignore me when I insult you!!
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I'm not ignoring you ass-breath. I'm just busy feeding all your smoked salmon to the neighbours cat.
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Tigerlilly exposed!!!1!
http://www.dailymotion.com/user/fluffybunnykins666/video/x8l7lj_shes-a-t...
Submitted by devilgirl on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 7:44pm.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 7:42pm.
Is it really your BDay today Momus?
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Yes, it is. Thanks.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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"I am very attractive. At least thats what everyone tells me."
this quote is funny on so many levels. "at least thats what everyone tells me" lol. yea i was eating provolone sammich at the time i signed up. not as clever as yours but hey whos is?
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"gimme back that filet o fish, gimme that fish. what if it were you hanging up on this wall, if it was you in that sammich you wouldnt be laughing at alllll"
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 7:42pm.
Is it really your BDay today Momus?
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
I fucking love this celebrity blogging thing. I swear to you that they read this shit and then respond accordingly. I mean, MK's last post was about too much colour, no? I'm pretty sure they read it. And then they act like puppets! LOL!
♥ ThreadKilla!
With my super lawyer powers, I can rid our town of cats so our kids can NEVER get high again! Mr. Broflovski, South Park
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Submitted by Provolone on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 7:34pm.
Please don't be mean about the "pisces" part of the name. Today's my b'day which makes me a Pisces. And, I most def aint no princess. I'm a full-fledged, dlisted slut.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Devilgirl
LOL;LOL;
Still only a Queen would argue this much so at least my comments still stand.
so what is the meaning behind Provolone. That you are cheesy or have a chessy behind.
I think it's the second one....
I think you like me because I was commenting to other users. You just have to wait your turn "Provy"
Submitted by piscesprincess85 on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 7:16pm.
O.k. Provolone.
Sweetheart I have known guys like you my whole life. You are obviously a tranny and by the way most of my friends are and were. You are the one who is overly sensitive. You are a smart mouthed nasty bitch who finds pleasure in being a smartass. I am anything but. I am sorry I am not self centered like you and have people take pictures of my looking like a slut while I prepare food but, just so you know I am very attractive. At least thats what everyone tells me. And I am a Mother that does not realistically cook with a dumb halter shirt and face full of makeup on. You are the artificial skank and in conclusion I am done with you cunt and get a life other than Dlisted. Also, I love my username because you cant spell Princess without Pisces Beeotch!
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Dumbass- PROVOLONE, FOR THE 50TH TIME, IS A DUDE! JUST BECAUSE HE HAS A HOT CHICK AS HIS AVIE DOES NOT MEAN HE IS A CHICK, JUST AS I AM NOT A CAT OR GRAPEDRINKBABY IS NOT DAVE CHAPELLE! YOU, HOWEVER, ARE AS THICK AS A PLANK!
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 7:30pm.
Submitted by TITS on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 7:24pm.
and ... i REALLY REALLY want you to explain this bit: "you cant spell Princess without Pisces Beeotch!" What happens to the extra 'r' and 's'?
by that logic you can't spell princess without piss either...aint that right pissprincess85?
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"gimme back that filet o fish, gimme that fish. what if it were you hanging up on this wall, if it was you in that sammich you wouldnt be laughing at alllll"
she looks mannish...
puurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr,
moosh
http://twoliablog.com/teacups-and-couture/
Submitted by piscesprincess85 on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 6:48pm.
yea she must be half n half. these days whenever someone has an anglo last name with a good tan I just assume they're mulatto
To Provolone & Devilgirl
I am definitely not sensitive. I am the biggest bitch you could ever met. All I am saying is just comment on the picture why does her race matter. And trust her tan is not better than mine!!!!
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I didn't say you were sensitive, I simply said Provolone was a dude and not racist. Keep your facts straight please.
Tigerlily
Dont you mean thr "r" & "n"? Just curious and a little concerned....
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Submitted by TITS on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 7:24pm.
and ... i REALLY REALLY want you to explain this bit: "you cant spell Princess without Pisces Beeotch!" What happens to the extra 'r' and 's'?
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Um. They're used to spell "arse"? ;)
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Hot! The ink on her leg screams "classy" and the weird no-belt/cheap zipper on his drawers and suede 80s oxford whispers "Michael Jackson auction".
Submitted by piscesprincess85 on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 7:16pm.
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it's like fucking christmas.
You think provolones tits are bad? you should see the yoga ass pic!!
dear heart, have you read the comments here for very long prior to signing up for you id a few hours ago? If you had you wouldn't have posted that.
and ... i REALLY REALLY want you to explain this bit: "you cant spell Princess without Pisces Beeotch!" What happens to the extra 'r' and 's'?
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Tigerlilly exposed!!!1!
http://www.dailymotion.com/user/fluffybunnykins666/video/x8l7lj_shes-a-t...
Submitted by piscesprincess85 on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 7:16pm
ok. i just can't believe you created a new email address for a new handle to discuss me. you must really like me
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"gimme back that filet o fish, gimme that fish. what if it were you hanging up on this wall, if it was you in that sammich you wouldnt be laughing at alllll"
Submitted by Provolone on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 7:17pm.
Thanks for the friendship. Really.
As for the co-wookies: delusions are wonderful. Just ask Kanye.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 7:16pm.
I thought that it might have been TigerLilly.
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Okay, it was really the Sock.
Hey TITS!! Don't ignore me when I insult you!!
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I'm not being sarcastic or having a bad day. I'm having an opinion.--Stoney
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 7:12pm.
Submitted by Provolone on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 7:02pm.
I don't have "princess" or "sexy" or "beauty" in my MySpace name. Are we friends?
yes, ive just noticed all the gross beth ditto-esque girls i work with have one of those 3. something about online affirmations that creeps me out
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"gimme back that filet o fish, gimme that fish. what if it were you hanging up on this wall, if it was you in that sammich you wouldnt be laughing at alllll"
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 7:12pm.
I thought that it might have been TigerLilly.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Submitted by Juniperjump on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 7:11pm.
Has anyone pointed out that this is the type of woman an... erm... gay man would really enjoy?
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yes! :D ad naseum
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Tigerlilly exposed!!!1!
http://www.dailymotion.com/user/fluffybunnykins666/video/x8l7lj_shes-a-t...
Submitted by Provolone on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 7:10pm.
Submitted by TITS on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 7:08pm
always. and forever.
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a real slut for a big set of knockers aren't you?
heehee
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Tigerlilly exposed!!!1!
http://www.dailymotion.com/user/fluffybunnykins666/video/x8l7lj_shes-a-t...
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Mon,
Gynelotrimin is on sale at Target. Somebody told me that...
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At this site, it could have been anyone.
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Okay, it was TITS. Provolone insinuated that TITS has bottom rot.
Oh wait. That was s'posed to be in the vault.
*gulp*
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I'm not being sarcastic or having a bad day. I'm having an opinion.--Stoney
Submitted by Provolone on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 7:02pm.
I don't have "princess" or "sexy" or "beauty" in my MySpace name. Are we friends?
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Has anyone pointed out that this is the type of woman an... erm... gay man would really enjoy?
I've never noticed that dent in his forehead before.
Full frontal lobotomy?
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Tigerlilly exposed!!!1!
http://www.dailymotion.com/user/fluffybunnykins666/video/x8l7lj_shes-a-t...
The only thing that bothers me about her is that she's wearing a square toed high heel shoe.
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Submitted by TITS on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 7:08pm
always. and forever.
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"gimme back that filet o fish, gimme that fish. what if it were you hanging up on this wall, if it was you in that sammich you wouldnt be laughing at alllll"
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 7:02pm.
Gynelotrimin is on sale at Target. Somebody told me that...
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At this site, it could have been anyone.
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Submitted by Provolone on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 7:02pm.
People that are overly sensitive like YOU and those people are a cumstain on society. You're probably not the 'biggest bitch you could meet' you're probably just a loud mouth that equates being loud and stupid with being 'strong'. What compounds my distaste for you is that you have princess in a online name. People that have princess, sExY or beauty in their myspace, facebook etc. etc. names usually are anything but.
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but we're still okay right?
:)
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Tigerlilly exposed!!!1!
http://www.dailymotion.com/user/fluffybunnykins666/video/x8l7lj_shes-a-t...
Submitted by clarketron on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 7:05pm.
PUH-leeeeeez!
she's wearing a white cotton working girl office dress from the 80's
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Ladies and gentlemen, the voice of reason...
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I'm not being sarcastic or having a bad day. I'm having an opinion.--Stoney
PUH-leeeeeez!
she's wearing a white cotton working girl office dress from the 80's with silk dyed-to-match your prom dress shoes and handbag circa 1994 and then threw a fur wrap to go to a formal gala!? wtf?
from the neck up, she looks beautiful and it's a cute cotton dress by itself if it had some other hot shoes. (the shoes she has on look like they were stolen from wonky mcvaltrex's closet)
and he's too fat for his pants because his zipper is showing.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 6:57pm.
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Try some Lamisil.
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Gynelotrimin is on sale at Target. Somebody told me that...
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I'm not being sarcastic or having a bad day. I'm having an opinion.--Stoney
i commented because someone said 'what race is she'.
You know i read an article where a kid (who was adopted by 2 gay fathers) wanted to do a dance wearing an obama mask for a talent show. Actually the same one obama wore on SNL. But the school cancelled it because people complained that it was racist.
People that are overly sensitive like YOU and those people are a cumstain on society. You're probably not the 'biggest bitch you could meet' you're probably just a loud mouth that equates being loud and stupid with being 'strong'. What compounds my distaste for you is that you have princess in a online name. People that have princess, sExY or beauty in their myspace, facebook etc. etc. names usually are anything but. Im done with you cunt.
PS..why not complain about how I insinuated that anglo-saxon people are pasty, Huh stupid? Or does your thought process not get past 'knee-jerk'
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"gimme back that filet o fish, gimme that fish. what if it were you hanging up on this wall, if it was you in that sammich you wouldnt be laughing at alllll"
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 6:54pm.
Submitted by missy on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 5:36pm.
bitch is growing on me
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I'd have a doctor look at that. stat.
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Try some Lamisil.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Submitted by missy on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 5:36pm.
bitch is growing on me
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I'd have a doctor look at that. stat.
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I'm not being sarcastic or having a bad day. I'm having an opinion.--Stoney
yea she must be half n half. these days whenever someone has an anglo last name with a good tan I just assume they're mulatto
To Provolone & Devilgirl
I am definitely not sensitive. I am the biggest bitch you could ever met. All I am saying is just comment on the picture why does her race matter. And trust her tan is not better than mine!!!!
@Boomsy
Some folks see as an exotic beauty like Persis Khambatta.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Kanye's "girl" looks like a man..........
Such an elegant lady friend, I heard they met where all the wealthy singles meet, squid4brains.com.
Only suclesful people know how to be great.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Can someone please explain to me why she's so attractive? I really don't see it...
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Remember, the early bird may catch the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese...
Submitted by Provolone on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 6:27pm.
at least chubbywubby was right i was being wiseassie
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Provolone being a wiseass??????
I'M SHOCKED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(All caps in honor of Kanye.)
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I don't give a f*** what anyone says..this woman is fierce!
***"At your age, you're going to have a lot of urges. You're going to want to take off your clothes, and touch each other. But if you do touch each other, you will get chlamydia... and die." ***
yay finally a normal outfit from amber ! did everyone check out his new line of shoes ?
I can't decide which one looks like the bigger tranny.
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Vagina: apparently it is a clown car.
Submitted by piscesprincess85 on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 5:40pm.
racist because i said she has a good complexion?!?! sensitive much? i dont mean to insult you but you're just dumb, just plain old dumb.
at least chubbywubby was right i was being wiseassie
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"gimme back that filet o fish, gimme that fish. what if it were you hanging up on this wall, if it was you in that sammich you wouldnt be laughing at alllll"