Monday, March 16th 2009
Finally! Finally!
This is the way a high-class pussy merchant should dress! Amber Rose finally stepped off the Fly Girl reject bus and dipped herself in gold digger elegance to attend the Metropolitan Opera's Gala with her main sponsor. The only thing she's missing is more diamonds and a toy Pomeranian. Then the bitch would really be ready for business. Get that cash money, Amber Rose! Break open Kanye's checking account like a MacBook Air!
ShareThis
...I'm ashamed to have the same name as her. Though, she is bringin' sexy back.
This is definitely a publicity stunt, but she's hot and I approve her existence on my retinas.
Kanye, however, is expendable.
***************************************
The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
http://www.myspace.com/triston
Like someone else said- nouveau riche.
Hey Kanye- your trying too hard is showing.
Kanye is so stupid, he can't even pick a beard that looks like a girl! Douche City.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
Hahahhah! Check book = MacBook Air! Amber Rose KNOWS what she's doing tho, she's trying to save us ALL from SQUIDBRAINS!
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
Submitted by TITS on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 5:57pm.
DG - even funnier than the likeness is this blurb:
Even before Sisqó became an overnight superstar in summer 2000 with the infamous "Thong Song," he was no stranger to success.
.o.o.o.o.0.0.0.O.O.O.0.0.0.o.o.o.o.
LOL! I don't even know what they mean by that!
Submitted by Provolone on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 5:13pm.
yea she must be half n half. these days whenever someone has an anglo last name with a good tan I just assume they're mulatto
----------
I didn't assume anything cheeseball, I went on her exotic looks and I was right so don't be a smug wiseass.
...........
Amber Rose, Kanye West’s new girlfriend, has got the web buzzing. People are asking about her ethnicity. She is Italian and Cape Verdean. Her father is Italian and her mother is Cape Verdean.
For the curious, The Republic of Cape Verde, is an archipelagic nation located in the Macaronesia ecoregion of the North Atlantic Ocean, off the western coast of Africa.
================================================
"Money is the magic wand that turns many a frog into a prince" - ChubbyWubby
================================================
Opera eh?
I wonder if he went backstage to give the singers a critique after the show.
.o.o.o.o.0.0.0.O.O.O.0.0.0.o.o.o.o.
Tigerlilly exposed!!!1!
http://www.dailymotion.com/user/fluffybunnykins666/video/x8l7lj_shes-a-t...
That's nouveau riche at its finest. A stupid wannabe "artist" with his ghetto trash wannabe "model" call-girl sporting a thigh tattoo for everyone to admire at a Gala. Talk about the complete opposite of "fancy" and "classy". The Monopoly dude will frown-upon these two and cover his nose in disgust.
**************
-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
what planet is amber rose from?
_____________________________________________
nice ass...when does it open?
They look related... is that his sister? Or his brother?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - 11/24/2008
Enough on these asshats.
DG - even funnier than the likeness is this blurb:
Even before Sisqó became an overnight superstar in summer 2000 with the infamous "Thong Song," he was no stranger to success.
.o.o.o.o.0.0.0.O.O.O.0.0.0.o.o.o.o.
Tigerlilly exposed!!!1!
http://www.dailymotion.com/user/fluffybunnykins666/video/x8l7lj_shes-a-t...
Submitted by piscesprincess85 on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 5:40pm.
Nice tattoo showing on her thigh. What is she half black/half white? She looks like Tiger Woods with a blonde dye job.
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Provolone...You are honestly a wannabe racist "bitch". Do everyone a favor and shut the f*ck up with your comments. Such a hater.
-----------------Provolone is a dude. And how do you get racist from his post exactly?
Can you imagine having to fuck that jackass who looks like every crumb lands on that fucking nappy beard of his?
Neither pair of shoes are doing it for me. Blechh.
************************************************
"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
************************************************
It must be love, she ain't that cute. But then neither is he.
"Does anyone else smell astroglide?"
'Stewie' on 'Family Guy'
Nice tattoo showing on her thigh. What is she half black/half white? She looks like Tiger Woods with a blonde dye job.
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Provolone...You are honestly a wannabe racist "bitch". Do everyone a favor and shut the f*ck up with your comments. Such a hater. LOL
wow she looks like a gold dipped statue...like an oscar or something
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0006718/
is in these up to his neck
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1375754/
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1107394/
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1204966/
bitch is growing on me
_____________________________________________
Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Wow. Those are my exact legs.
This chick's face looks different in every shot. She's a chameleon.
HAVE SOME DUMBASS WATER. - Charles Manson!
Fugly and Fuglier.
**********
"Mah pussy's hangin' out!"
Submitted by devilgirl on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 5:19pm.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 5:17pm.
Submitted by devilgirl on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 5:08pm.
He is dating a human Q-Tip.
=======
Or Sisqo. http://www.vh1.com/artists/az/sisqo/artist.jhtml
************************************************
Hahaha! Put them together and u have a pack!
=======
ITA. LOL.
************************************************
"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
************************************************
It's always SO classy wearing a dress so short people can see your cheap, ugly thigh tattoo.
All she needs is a pair of Lucite heels and her elegant look would be complete. She could be presented to Queen Elizabeth at Buckingham Palace.
Is she a Tranny? Seriously.
La mona aunque se vista de seda mona se queda.
And Kanye and Opera seems like an odd pairing...I am sure he was there just for the photo op. Or is he really an opera queen? Gasp!
"Have you ever been a fruit before?" - Blanche Devereaux
Despite the Posh overtones, the look is fucking hot.
until i got to the last pic...K ruins it.
they're both greasy
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
"This is straight up fuckery."
His Holiness MK, 9/03/08
At least HE is standing where he's supposed to be (red cross on floor).
They should have stuck it behind the cheap white tent in the background and those two as well.
~~~~~~~~
Neva zay zat wee Dshormans dohnt have hiuumor!
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 5:17pm.
Submitted by devilgirl on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 5:08pm.
He is dating a human Q-Tip.
=======
Or Sisqo. http://www.vh1.com/artists/az/sisqo/artist.jhtml
************************************************
Hahaha! Put them together and u have a pack!
She looks like Bret Michaels. Except she has more hair than he does (- his fine European hair extentions)
Submitted by devilgirl on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 5:08pm.
He is dating a human Q-Tip.
=======
Or Sisqo. http://www.vh1.com/artists/az/sisqo/artist.jhtml
************************************************
"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
************************************************
She really does look like KANYEBOT-808, The "LET ME BE GREAT" Model, doesn't she?
She looks so alien/mannequin like ... hot
Someone needs to tell Amber hoe to pose on the red carpet. That one leg jutted out look is NOT working for her at all. Legs are too thick for high fashion, she should have covered those up with a graceful LONG dress!
---------------------------------------
"All Those Who Wander Are Not Lost."
At least their get ups aren't killing my eyes with stupidity this time.
“You a motherfucker and ain’t all that.”
Bitch, posture is everything.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Submitted by ChubbyWubby on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 5:07pm.
Nice tattoo showing on her thigh. What is she half black/half white? She looks like Tiger Woods with a blonde dye job.
yea she must be half n half. these days whenever someone has an anglo last name with a good tan I just assume they're mulatto
+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*
"gimme back that filet o fish, gimme that fish. what if it were you hanging up on this wall, if it was you in that sammich you wouldnt be laughing at alllll"
Submitted by Mother Superior on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 5:11pm.
: )
I espy a beard.
Dude looks like a ladee........
And, devilgirl
Submitted by devilgirl on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 5:08pm.
He is dating a human Q-Tip.
THIS is hilarious :D :D :D
~~~~~~~~
Neva zay zat wee Dshormans dohnt have hiuumor!
She's still got a face like a slapped arse.
Amber Rose looks bearable for a change though.
********
Well I like Colin. I'd let him jizz on my tattas anyday. - UKer.
The dress is hot, but that ugly tattoo on her leg just about ruins it.
Oh and LMAO @ last picture. We need a caption for that one!
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
"if you ever hit me I will kill you, and I mean kill you dead, do you understand that?" - Tigerlily
Submitted by Hekki on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 5:07pm.
That's Kanye? I thought it was P Diddy.
Same thing really.
On a nice note, I think she's kind of hot and I love her shoes. And her ankles are sexy.
He is dating a human Q-Tip.
Nice tattoo showing on her thigh. What is she half black/half white? She looks like Tiger Woods with a blonde dye job.
================================================
"Money is the magic wand that turns many a frog into a prince" - ChubbyWubby
================================================
That's Kanye? I thought it was P Diddy.
Mouf breaver.
She should be wearing lucite platforms embedded with gold dust.
************************************************
"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
************************************************
Gaaak!
*flees back to the spring break post*
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I'm not being sarcastic or having a bad day. I'm having an opinion.--Stoney