Zac Efron Needs A Bath
Specifically, he needs a sponge bath given by me. Don't worry, I'll keep my slimy paws off of him. Besides, I won't need to use my hands. I know how to hold a sponge with my ass lips. It's a trick I learned when I was a Candy Striper.
Anyrollingaroundinanalslime, here are more pictures of the always purdy Zac Efron in Interview Magazine. Zac had to get all dirty with some naked ass model girl in a sandbox. Naked Model Girl even put her nipples on his chest. He probably giggled until his peen hole started whistling.
It's photo shoots like this that bring out the feminist (she smells like patchouli and saw dust) in me. Why in bronzer on the nutsack hell is she naked, but he's fully clothed? Take all them panties off, Zac! Rub those cheeks in the dirt for equality! Get those nalgas looking like Tommy Girl's face after a marathon salad tossing with a bunch of farty Scientologays.
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wow, i'm surprised Vagina Hudgens allows this.
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why does steam come out of my vagina???!?
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for once i think he looks hot.
why on the day when I'm feeling unsatisfied by my own man? maybe that's why i'm finding him more attractive than usual.
I also like dirrtyy boys!
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
I agree with you wholeheartedly! But you know he ain't take anything off cuz those Disney fuckers wouldn't have it! They want to keep that idea of him naked and spread across a desk all to themselves! Nasty fuckers that they are!
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Such a cuttie. His photos were seen at milllionaire persoanals site __w e a l t h y k i s s . c o m __last week. It is said he is already in relationship with a young beautiful woman on that site now. ?
looooooooool
I bet that photo shoot made him feel soooo butch!
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"Oh, really? Did she like it?"
"I just love being a whore - you meet the most fascinating paint salesmen and curtain-rod manufacturers!"
He's still too twinky looking for me
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"Today could be the day I'm mistaken for someone important."
Such a cuttie. His photos were seen at milllionaire persoanals site __w e a l t h y k i s s . c o m __last week. It is said he is already in relationship with a young beautiful woman on that site now. ?
looooooooool
Artistic douche?
Ugh. He's so mousy. I don't see the appeal of this dude at all. He's so generic. I see better-looking guys at school every day. Isn't it kind of strange that all the supposed hot guys are getting more and more femme?
I bet Walt is smiling! What a sexy ass little boy*wink*
She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site___w e a l t h y k i s s . co m ___last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now?
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Submitted by halojones on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 10:43pm.
And if you notice, the bare titties' nipples aren't even hard. One nipple's completely soft--haahhaa. Rawwr...sexy.
That makes me think the soft one in the background was actually part of the original picture and the hard one in the forefront is photoshoped in to make it seemed like she's turned on with the perfect hard nipples. Magazines are weird. Society is weird.
I found a hot place, you should try it ___ W e a l t h y b e a u t y . C o m_____a great place for rich man to meet young and beautiful woman.............
Woah, WTF, that woman is totally naked and displaying her goodies while he's clothed...this is in a regular non-pornographic magazine?!
He kept his clothes on cause he's as smooth as ken doll down in that region. The guy is dirty, and he still looks anal retentively clean. He's got bare tits rubbing up against him, and he looks completely unfazed. And if you notice, the bare titties' nipples aren't even hard. One nipple's completely soft--haahhaa. Rawwr...sexy.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 10:32pm.
I went to a nude beach once (if you had seen my date, you would've gone too). I learned that there are some places you just can't apply enough sunscreen on, but applying it too vigorously will get you arrested. BTW, yes, it looked like a Ball Park Frank.
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We have a nude beach right here in San Diego!
Every time I pick up a shell and place it to my ear, I swear I hear MK giggling!
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"...Soon we'll be away from here. Step on the gas and wipe that tear away...."
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LOL yes islandgirl, honey! I was looking for a sharpie to really make my eyes POP, but I was running late that day so I had to settle for a melted vibrator in the shape of Jodi Fosters knuckles, chile. Bask in it!
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Chile, I said Cha-Cha heels...black ones!
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 10:28pm.
Haha! There's a coupla nude beaches around here. I used to hang at a "naturalist" camp not far from here run by two of the OLDEST naturalists you ever did meet!
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I went to a nude beach once (if you had seen my date, you would've gone too). I learned that there are some places you just can't apply enough sunscreen on, but applying it too vigorously will get you arrested. BTW, yes, it looked like a Ball Park Frank.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 10:28pm.
Pics or it didn't happen.
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For all you Alan Rickman lovers:
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!WARNING!: This video will make pie goods temperatures reach critical levels. Risk of pie goods explosion is high. Use extreme caution.
Submitted by NaNoop on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 10:07pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 10:02pm.
O - well there you go! But you know...it just occurred to me...women are allowed to be topless here! Like, everywhere! We just need some hos that WANT to be topless all the time, really... And we have less people in all of Canada that the state of California!
My husband is so wacky, if it were legal for dudes to hang out they junk he'd move there! I swear he would be an exhibitionist
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Haha! There's a coupla nude beaches around here. I used to hang at a "naturalist" camp not far from here run by two of the OLDEST naturalists you ever did meet!
♥ ThreadKilla!
With my super lawyer powers, I can rid our town of cats so our kids can NEVER get high again! Mr. Broflovski, South Park
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honeychile, your avie is stupendous. Now THAT'S what I call a chola!
Bitch said, "Take all them panties off" LMFAOOO!!!
Chile, I said Cha-Cha heels...black ones!
I'll tell you something, that Vanessa Hudgens is hot. I'm so jealous I might go and rip the heads off all his Barbies.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Y'alls gonna blackmail me when I run for prez, ain'tcha?
“You a motherfucker and ain’t all that.”
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 10:11pm.
Submitted by islandgirl on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 10:09pm.
Submitted by NaNoop on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 10:05pm.
Is that a fact? Isn't Canada huge in terms of size? How cool. Actually have some elbow room up in that bitch.
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I imagine that's the same thing the doctor said when he delivered Jenna Jameson's twins. :)
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The funny thing about that was when they were born, they came out strapped into car seats.
Tee hee! But were they ALSO clicked in to the coordinated strollers?!
“You a motherfucker and ain’t all that.”
Submitted by islandgirl on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 10:09pm.
Submitted by NaNoop on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 10:05pm.
Is that a fact? Isn't Canada huge in terms of size? How cool. Actually have some elbow room up in that bitch.
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I imagine that's the same thing the doctor said when he delivered Jenna Jameson's twins. :)
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The funny thing about that was when they were born, they came out strapped into car seats.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by islandgirl on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 10:09pm.
Submitted by NaNoop on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 10:05pm.
Is that a fact? Isn't Canada huge in terms of size? How cool. Actually have some elbow room up in that bitch.
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I imagine that's the same thing the doctor said when he delivered Jenna Jameson's twins. :)
Oooof!
“You a motherfucker and ain’t all that.”
Submitted by Mr. President on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 10:08pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 10:00pm.
Partay time! Hope my cockroaches don't get too jealous.
Oh, man- my apartment had roaches in it. Didn't matter how clean it was, I went to the kitchen in the middle of the night one time, turned on the light and damn near died of fright! It was a party up in hur, woot woot, they scattered like the po po crashed it. GROSS.
I had a horrid invasion when my upstairs neighbor got fumigated.
“You a motherfucker and ain’t all that.”
Submitted by Mr. President on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 9:57pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 7:53pm.
And where is this magical place where women's nipples are not offensive?!?! We must all move there!
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It starts 50 miles away from Heather Mills.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by NaNoop on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 10:05pm.
Is that a fact? Isn't Canada huge in terms of size? How cool. Actually have some elbow room up in that bitch.
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I imagine that's the same thing the doctor said when he delivered Jenna Jameson's twins. :)
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 10:00pm.
Partay time! Hope my cockroaches don't get too jealous.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 10:02pm.
O - well there you go! But you know...it just occurred to me...women are allowed to be topless here! Like, everywhere! We just need some hos that WANT to be topless all the time, really... And we have less people in all of Canada that the state of California!
My husband is so wacky, if it were legal for dudes to hang out they junk he'd move there! I swear he would be an exhibitionist if it wouldn't get his ass in trouble with the law.
“You a motherfucker and ain’t all that.”
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 10:04pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 10:01pm.
I got a 4 bedroom house here, for the overflow.
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Got room for seven extra nipples?
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There's no such thing as extra nipples, just less waiting.
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SIGGIE WORTHY!!!!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 10:02pm.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 9:59pm.
Submitted by Mr. President on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 9:57pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 7:53pm.
And where is this magical place where women's nipples are not offensive?!?! We must all move there!
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Sorry, I'm afraid you all won't fit in my apartment.
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I got a 4 bedroom house here, for the overflow.
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O - well there you go! But you know...it just occurred to me...women are allowed to be topless here! Like, everywhere! We just need some hos that WANT to be topless all the time, really... And we have less people in all of Canada that the state of California!
Is that a fact? Isn't Canada huge in terms of size? How cool. Actually have some elbow room up in that bitch.
“You a motherfucker and ain’t all that.”
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 10:01pm.
I got a 4 bedroom house here, for the overflow.
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Got room for seven extra nipples?
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There's no such thing as extra nipples, just less waiting.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 9:59pm.
Submitted by Mr. President on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 9:57pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 7:53pm.
And where is this magical place where women's nipples are not offensive?!?! We must all move there!
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Sorry, I'm afraid you all won't fit in my apartment.
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I got a 4 bedroom house here, for the overflow.
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O - well there you go! But you know...it just occurred to me...women are allowed to be topless here! Like, everywhere! We just need some hos that WANT to be topless all the time, really... And we have less people in all of Canada that the state of California!
♥ ThreadKilla!
With my super lawyer powers, I can rid our town of cats so our kids can NEVER get high again! Mr. Broflovski, South Park
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 9:59pm.
Submitted by Mr. President on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 9:57pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 7:53pm.
And where is this magical place where women's nipples are not offensive?!?! We must all move there!
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Sorry, I'm afraid you all won't fit in my apartment.
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I got a 4 bedroom house here, for the overflow.
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Got room for seven extra nipples?
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
@Mr. Pres:
Aw! I'm sure a COUPLE of us could fit in there at least! ;p
♥ ThreadKilla!
With my super lawyer powers, I can rid our town of cats so our kids can NEVER get high again! Mr. Broflovski, South Park
A DListed Youtube Gallery
Submitted by Mr. President on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 9:57pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 7:53pm.
And where is this magical place where women's nipples are not offensive?!?! We must all move there!
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Sorry, I'm afraid you all won't fit in my apartment.
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I got a 4 bedroom house here, for the overflow.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 7:53pm.
And where is this magical place where women's nipples are not offensive?!?! We must all move there!
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Sorry, I'm afraid you all won't fit in my apartment.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
This is a little off topic, but WTF is with all the losers posting dating websites?!?!?!? If I ever get that desperate, I'm totally hitting up the trash on craigslist, not paying money to join some dicklick site. Geez.
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This is why i refused the modeling world.so much fucking unnecessary nudity shots.does it make him feel more manly to have her topless? i think NOT!
Such a cuttie. His photos were seen at milllionaire persoanals site __w e a l t h y k i s s . c o m __last week. It is said he is already in relationship with a young beautiful woman on that site now. ?
looooooooool
Submitted by NaNoop on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 8:14pm.
You know the whole photo shoot with the girl he was like "eeeewww, girls are yucky" in his head.
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Amen. He was totally like "circle, circle, dot, dot dot...Now I have my cootie shot" in between takes...after whining..."Why does she have to be all naked? Eeeeewie pewwwie..." and before he has his hissy fit, "I quit this bitch...This is sexual harassment! That wanton hussy is thrusting her 'femaleness' at me and I won't have it!!! Do you hear me???? I WON'T BE TREATED LIKE THIS!!!" and his agent calming him down, giving him a Vali and a shot of Vods to be able to complete the shoot...You know that's how that shit went down...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Is it just me, or is MK really bringing the funny lately? Dude, you are cracking me UP!!
Also, Zac is pretty...but why the titties in the shot? That's so distracting from Zac's pretty face...him & RobPatt I surely wouldn't kick either out of my bed for eating crackers...
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Why in bronzer on the nutsack hell is she naked, but he's fully clothed? Take all them panties off, Zac!
If he started suckling on that nipple I still wouldn't buy he hetro routine.
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Tigerlilly exposed!!!1!
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You know the whole photo shoot with the girl he was like "eeeewww, girls are yucky" in his head.
“You a motherfucker and ain’t all that.”
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 7:44pm.
Submitted by Albatross on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 7:40pm.
I agree, MK. He needs to take his clothes off. Sooner rather than later. Let's see the goods!
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Submitted by louise_brooks on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 7:55pm.
LOL. We can share the knife...since we're both givers like that. :-)
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Submitted by jiggywiddit on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 7:34pm.
LMAO!! If I had to automatically download Brooke Hogan on a stripper pole directly into my brain, I think I'd dig it out with a rusty knife. That way if I couldn't get it out, the infection would kill me.