Old Dora, New Dora
When Mattel announced that they would be giving Dora the Explorer a tween makeover, mobs of parents got crazy assuming they were going to turn her into a ho fo sho. The new Dora wasn't supposed to be unveiled until the fall, but because of all the screamery Mattel released a picture of the all-new Dora.
The new Dora doesn't look like she's ready for the pole yet, but homegirl did pay a visit to the plastic surgeon's office. Bitch got a nose job, lip injections, extensions and highlights. Mattel said the tween Dora isn't wearing make-up, but that shit is full of lies. Dora's got herself some fake eyelashes and lip gloss. Also, her eyes are all sparkly. Is this bitch already on the drugs? I'm thinking E. Those glittery eyes are just begging for a glowstick light show!
How long before tween Dora's slutty MySpace pictures leak?