Pete Burns Is In The Hospital
Pete Burns of Dead or Alive was hospitalized last week after a bunch of kidney stones fucked with his organs. The Sun says that 49-year-old Pete underwent a 5-hour surgery on his kidneys after doctors found 8 kidney stones. They were unable to get them out because of a blockage. Pete is now laid up and hopefully floating above the clouds thanks to a morphine drip. Pete was able to type through the pain and wrote a message on his website.
Pete wrote, "I'm in a very serious condition on 24 hours intravenous morphine for the pain. Intravenous fluid as I'm so dehydrated and the kidneys can't retain the liquid. I'm critically ill and under 24 hours observation and will be in hospital for quite a long time."
Let the morphine drip take you on a ride and get better, Pete. Those gorgeous eyebrows need you.
Since we're on the subject of Pete Burns, (NSFW) click here to see a picture that lands in my inbox almost daily. I've seen it a trillion times, but it's a classic. Beware, you might need a morphine drip yourself after looking at this shit. Shit being the keyword.
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Those are some Cisco Adler sized nuts!Hope he feels better soon!
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Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Are you sure it's not cum juice that gave indesgtion?
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
The sad thing is that he was gorgeous before he started goofing with his face.
The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.
This is what the love child of Michael Jackson and Amanda Lepore will look like. So scary...looks so different that it is almost as if they changed the lead singer of Dead or Alive.
"Make someone happy. Learn to suck dick." - NYC Bumper Sticker
This dude has SEVERE self image issues...
All the best Pete!
My question is did he have the stones implanted in order
to get the morphine?
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0006718/
is in these up to his neck
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http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1107394/
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Even though this rat bastard threw every gay man alive under the bus when he couldn't make his marriage work, I still have love for him. He is a drama queen though and it wouldn't shock me if he was playing this up because he's seen the attention Jade Goody's getting. She's about to check out, according to reports, so someone's gotta move in and fill that creepy void. Might as well be our favorite freak.
I seriously thought that was Priscilla Presley at first glance.
The resemblence is uncanny.
I hope Angelina gets well soon.
My eyes... my gawd my poor ole' eyes!!! Seriously though what is on the floor under him? ...*shudders*
Note to self never click a link when it says click here *shudders*
And since I couldn't wash the dishes without having flashbacks on this picture, I just wonder...
Why wouldn't the awesome tranny that Mr. Burns is want to shave the ass crack? I mean come on! The nutsack is slick, don't forget the crack!
Okay, now I see it was Pete that Octomom was trying to look like with the plastic surgery. The jig is up Octomom--we know the truth!!
I like how Pete says he's in VERY serious condition and critically ill...yet he is typing away. Doesn't sound too bad to me.
I can't get that fucking link to open! Maybe that's a good thing?
Submitted by Wahoomcdaniel on Tue, 03/17/2009 - 11:05am.
That's exactly who I thought it was!
what a sissy.
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"I'll have a cafe mocha, vodka, valium, latte to go please".
It's an Octomom separated at birth photo.
I love Pete, but damn girl is a drama queen.
What a sissy boy. If he were so critically ill and on constant morphine drip, I hardly think he'd be typing coherent messages on his website. I don't know who he is either and I'm glad too!
Submitted by Am on Tue, 03/17/2009 - 10:20am.
HAHA! In this economy, I understand & respect that!
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
I thought this was a pic of Janice DICKinson.
Get better soon, Pete! "You Spin Me Round" is one of my favorite 80's tunes!
"I want your looooooooooooooooove!!!"
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"Mah pussy's hangin' out!"
I suspect that it's actually little pieces of silicone that broke off and lodged in his kidneys.
That said, very painful indeed...Team Morphine Pump.
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A loaf of bread, a container of milk, and a stick of butter.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5jdP7HUPbVs
He also kinda looks like Olivia Newton John's daughter.
Where is my fishing pole...I've gotta go catch me a Purty Petey.
Holy HELL Mopa!reading your story gave me goosebumps! sounds like a nightmare that you can't wake up from! my FIL has had to pass kidney stones several times, and he said it was the WORST PAIN EVER...coming from a man who got shot in Vietnam, I believe...
I think you know stones are forming long before they get critical. There's also a link between a popular HIV medication and stone-formation.
His face is all sorts of jacked up.
Submitted by kittiesandbubbles on Tue, 03/17/2009 - 10:11am.
Well, I had both at the same time. I developed kidney stones when I was 7 months pregnant. It was sheer agony. I was in and out of the hospital the last few months of my pregnancy and ended up having to be induced so I could end up getting the stones out, but it still wasn't until two months after my daughter was born. I was induced from nothing and went through 17 1/2 hours of labor with a catheter in, in horrible pain just from the kidney stones, an episiotomy and forceps to get her out. I had my daughter the middle of October and didn't have the stones taken out until the middle of December. I had started the kidney stone pain in the middle of August.
I also had a 20 month old daughter.
I can say, with no hesitation, that the kidney stone pain was worse than any labor pains I ever had.
what is retarded is that I used to think he was kinda hot(when I was in H.S.) does that make me Lebonese?
omg has this been posted before that Dlisted won best gossip weblog in the weblog awards!!!!!
I just saw on Cuteoverload Meg was blowing her own trumpet announcing she won so i checked it out!
Yay!! Forgive me if this is old news, but hey I'm excited! =)
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Tue, 03/17/2009 - 10:19am.
He's really in the hospital because he heard the cover of "You Spin Me (Right Round)".
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On a "soccer" show over here, they showed a pic of Burns to Flo Rida and he'd never seen him before and was acting appalled etc.
How on earth do you cover a song and not know anything about who did it originally?? The mind is boggled.
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Well I like Colin. I'd let him jizz on my tattas anyday. - UKer.
I have no idea who this is and after reading some of the comments, I am grateful I don't!
Major Queen!
24 hours intravenous morphine ..lucky bastard.
Wish I had one here at work "You spin me right 'round baby right 'round..." weeeeeeee !!
@ dramaqueen365247:
*standing up*
LOL
For free? Mr. Am could forgive a lot of things but never freebies!
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He's really in the hospital because he heard the cover of "You Spin Me (Right Round)".
I was ill when I heard it too.
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What a crybaby. Waa waa waa.
And DON'T CLICK ON THE PICTURE, for the love of god.
What a dramatic fucking sissy!! My sister's boyfriend was in the hospital last week for kidney stones and had to have two surgeries, and he never ONCE acted like he was going to fucking die.
"I'm critically ill and under 24 hours observation and will be in hospital for quite a long time."
Jesus Christ what a fairy.
Am, I'm glad we cleared that up. Now, while you're down there ...
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
"I'm critically ill, but here I am Dear Readers..."
Very GOOPy or Perez-like behavior.
@ dramaqueen365427:
I just KNEW you'd show up, as if on cue.
No dear....I would never compare you to Pete Burns.
*bows down*
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are kidney stones really more painful than childbirth?
birthday slut for March 19, 2009! (in my mind, at least)
THey will just blast those stones with laser, and then he will piss sand for a while. It isn't like he is the only one who has had stones. He will probably lay off the booze and drink water from now on.
The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.
Submitted by Am on Tue, 03/17/2009 - 10:06am.
Fucking Drama Queen.
HEY! I take exception to that!
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
I don't know who he is, I'm just celebrating my birthday "3-pack". (St. Patty's, last day of winter, first day of spring). It's a good time for a birthday, i'm not complaining.
Fucking Drama Queen. Could he have emphasized more about the "24 hour" attention he's under?
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Only eight stones? PSSSSHHHhhhhh.
Hubby had 14 last year. Whatev.