Jesus Also Saved His Nutsack
The bitch at Details responsible for putting "HOW JESUS CAN SAVE YOUR CAREER" on the same cover as A-Roidy needs a platter of Sno-Balls and a nut lick for a job well done. That is how genius is made.
Baby Jesus did save A-Roidy's career, because if he was still finger banging Vadge's roidy cooze, he probably would've lost an arm by now. You can't do baseball shit without an arm. Not to mention, A-Roidy also walked away with his shriveled-up balls still intact, I think. Although, his pained face on the cover looks like someone just did ripped his nuts out. Or maybe he's just constipated. Getting butt fucked by Vadge's strap-on can do that to a ho.
Vadge is now Baby Jesus' problem.
Here's some pictures of oh-so-vain A-Roidy in Details. That shit looks like it was shot in my first NYC apartment complete with the tire (I didn't ask any questions). But the crack house set totally fits. Bitch looks like he's getting ready to dance with a needle.
And in the first thumbnail below, he totally does that every night when thinking about Vadge since her arms are almost as muscly as his. He misses her so now that she's sucking on Baby Jesus (my catechism teacher will be so proud).
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NEVER thought this dude was attractive. not even from the neck down. Jeter either. he kinda turns stomach.
People always flip out over brownskinned guys with light eyes. Doesn't make you cute, people. You can find those same eyes in someone who has an attractive face. its called being handsome.
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That pic of him kissing himself in the mirror really turns me on. I'm ashamed of that...
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LOL- this is the funniest thing I have read in a long time and yet again Michael K is like a poet by pointing out "this is how genius is made". I love this website!
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He's not as hairy as the things that usually fall out of Madonna's vadge.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by mb00 on Tue, 03/17/2009 - 11:56pm.
Has anyone else noticed how very Madonna's "Hung Up" video this photo shoot is?
The whole looking at her/himself in the mirror and stretching and all that.
Subtlety...
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LOL. I've noticed that too.
I actually read the article. I think the man is a Madonna stalker. After reading it seems obvious that he has some obsession with her.
He is one ugly guy on that cover...
Worst cover Details has done in awhile.
oh...and JOE TORRE is laughing his ass off somewhere in Cali.
I'm with ya Joe!
Has anyone else noticed how very Madonna's "Hung Up" video this photo shoot is?
The whole looking at her/himself in the mirror and stretching and all that.
Subtlety...
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The best career move he ever made was not becoming Vadge's butt boy.
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Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Couldn't anybody photoshop a new face onto that body???================================================
the end...
He is so unattractive .
I quickly looked at the photo of him kissing the mirror and thought he was kissing a dude. Wasn't surprised at all.
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Dick happens! - MK
Remember that blind item a couple months back about the supposedly ladies-man ball player who really preferred banging dudes in Florida?
Maybe the gossip-mongers were confused. Maybe they saw A-Rod frenching his reflection in the rear-view mirror at a stoplight and mistook it for a down-low tryst.
maybe it's a pro-ana string
is he wearing a kaballah string in the cover photo?
idiot
That mag cover is fucking hilarious. A-Rod must be an IDIOT. He also comes across like a Vadge stalker IMO.
Barry Bonds should have played the Jesus card also. A-Roid is only sorry he got caught.
So is this all Cynthia left him with after the divorce, a mattress, a mirror, and a tire?
Hekki yeah, good luck with that, they're well on their way!!!!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"I think you will know what I mean when I say this, is that Adam Lambert makes me feel like a young girl who has just discovered gay boys, and wants more" TWOP
I find this guy to be so dumb and unattractive.
That's what I would call a "CHOPO" no matter how much money he has or how famous the women he goes out with. And to think I will have to face this when my next issue of Details arrives.
"Dame tu leche" - Slutty Cuban Girl
"The Curious Case of the Gay Porn Star..." headline next to his pix is hilarious!
I get the feeling that he's a closet switch hitter.
BTW, who the hell works out on a urine stained matterss anyway???
A-Rod is fucking smoking hot, but these pics are pretty faggy. That's why I sometimes call him GAY-ROD.
Blech!
He's gross.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Wow, crack house chic...nice...
Also, this dude is worth like a billion dollars, so why the hell is he wearing Kmart white "buddy" sneakers?!?!
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Why in bronzer on the nutsack hell is she naked, but he's fully clothed? Take all them panties off, Zac!
What is it with him and man-snatch? I bet he's into she-male love
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I hate his fucking hairstyle. It makes his stupid pinhead look even dumber.
snowy: It was a nightmare when I used to work on 57th and 5th back in the day... I feel your pain. Hope you brought lunch and a taser with you today.
The whole thing winds up in my neighborhood (86th Street), so we get the dregs of the St Patrick's Day and the Puerto Rican Day parades. Already there is the usual cast of drunkies getting festive. I usually try to stay indoors on those days. But today I'm getting the kiddles early from school to see the parade and then hunker down at home. Usually I get them at 5:30, but by then it'll be mayhem, so...
Submitted by Dallas: "Why is it that, every time I see a pic of Aroid my gaydar goes bizerk? Hmmmmm.........."
Me too. To be precise, it's my bi-dar that goes off. I think he'll just fuck anything.
A-Rod talks about Madge in the interview:
"The night before his life changes forever, Alex Rodriguez calls from Miami with an urgent request. A-Rod is worried about something he said during our interview last night. I've been hearing mysterious warnings all afternoon: Alex needs to talk. Alex wants to clarify something. Can't say what. Alex will call you from his car.
Listen," Rodriguez says. "I was thinking about one thing that I spoke about—it's something that's kind of trivial but will give me a hard time for no reason." He pauses. "The song."
Aha. Last night, he let slip his favorite Madonna song. The curious relationship between A-Rod and the pop icon makes for delicious gossip, of course. Is Rodriguez terrified that Madonna will resent the tongue-wagging? Or, better still, has he picked the wrong song as his favorite, and fears that an offended Madge might march her stilettos over his back? No: Rodriguez believes that revealing the song would lead to its being played every time he stepped to the plate during an away game. "The last thing I want to do is go to every stadium and have them play that song," he says. Fine—to be honest, it's not even a great Madonna song (if it had been something juicy like "Justify My Love," forget it).
"It must mean something that Rodriguez seems more eager to talk about Madonna. His relationship with the 50-year-old pop priestess has been a "Page Six" staple for months, though there's been no confirmation of its exact nature. "Well, we're friends," Rodriguez says. "She's an amazing entertainer. And it's been amazing how she's been able to stay on top for three decades. I have a lot of respect for her." He says he's enjoyed their conversations, and her counsel. "She's very smart," he says, "and she's passionate about everything she does." Rodriguez can't name anything specific he's asked Madonna for advice on, "but if there ever was any situation, she's a great ear to have, you know?"
Their meeting was not, as some have speculated, arranged by Oseary, who represents them both. "I met her about 12 years ago in Miami, believe it or not," he says. "That's how we know each other. I was trying to buy her house, and I couldn't afford it."
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someone's got a major case of the guido face. god, he's fugly fugly fugly.
Self-absorbed twat. Nothing more.
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If you're so stupid that you can't see a hole that big, then by God you deserve to fall in it. -Morbidosity
Black pants, white shirt (sleeves rolled up) and black tie..............gawd, he looks like one of the Mormon's riding around on their bycicles.
Why is it that, every time I see a pic of Aroid my gaydar goes bizerk? Hmmmmm..........
snowy - yep, all the college tards are going to be sloshing their green beer, trying to talk all Dublin, pinching the asses of anyone that isn't wearing green.
GOD I'm glad I'm married.
he's got an effin hot body, I would do him in every position I could.
And on the fourth thumbnail, I just want to lick and suck on those moobs.
I will never see what's hot about this disgusting pig.
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
This is at least the third layout in a week where some (probably gay) photographer got some muscle head to kiss his reflection in the mirror.
I think a memo went out or something. We're not laughing WITH you baby...
M.E. LMAO re "fake Irshmen" seriously!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"I think you will know what I mean when I say this, is that Adam Lambert makes me feel like a young girl who has just discovered gay boys, and wants more" TWOP
snowy - that is why I'll avoid downtown today. I'm sure it's already crawling with fake Irish men.
M.E. you have no idea how over it I am! LOL my office is right off 5th Ave so we get all the parade goers all over the neighborhood, how annoying, LOL
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"I think you will know what I mean when I say this, is that Adam Lambert makes me feel like a young girl who has just discovered gay boys, and wants more" TWOP
Were these pictures even taken by a professional photographer? I'm no expert, but Christ! The poses look horrible.
snowy - FUCK THAT! I hate people and crowds and that would annoy the fuck out of me!!!
If a photographer said to me, "Now I want you to go and kiss that mirror like your 12 and practicing" I would've gone into roid rage. It would've been deserved.
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"I fucked your fake sparkly boyfriend and he loooooved it." - MK
He should be referred to as A-Hole. Because he is.
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Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. —Groucho Marx
Soooooooo yeah. A-Roid + trying to be sexy = FAIL
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Three wishes I'll grant ye, great wishes an' small! But you wish a fourth and you'll lose them all!
gawd, the streets of NYC are filled with drunk green people already.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"I think you will know what I mean when I say this, is that Adam Lambert makes me feel like a young girl who has just discovered gay boys, and wants more" TWOP
Unabashed narcissism served with a large side of crassness. He and Madge do have a lot in common.
Unattractive douchebag with a shriveled up nutsack.
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“If Mr. Noblet and Mr. Jellineck had not been at the park at 3am, they never would have stumbled upon this tiny tyke behind a cluster of boxwoods, sleeping like a log.”
During sexay times - you know the Vadge shoved a bat up his ass just to see....if he could take it.
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Yuck to infinity and beyond. Sets off the dry heaves to be honest.
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Well I like Colin. I'd let him jizz on my tattas anyday. - UKer.