I Feel Pretty And Witty And Gaaaaaaaaay!
To celebrate West Side Story's return to Broadway, Vanity Fair shot an homage to the musical starring Camilla Belle (as Maria), JLo (as Anita), Rodrigo Santoro (as Bernardo), Chris Evans (as Riff) and Ben Barnes (as Tony). Other whores including Brittany Snow, Jay Hernandez, Robert Pattinson, Ashley Jizzdale, Cam Gigandet and Drake Bell also make cameos throughout. If you're trying to spot the sparkly vampire, just follow the flying unicorns to the back of this picture where he's glittering it up with Brittany Snow.
The acting faces in these pictures are worthy of a million Razzies. While Camilla Belle is purdy, she looks like an unlit candle and has the emotional depth of one too. And JLo. JLO! JLo as fucking Anita. I think I'll go back to San Juan, because if I stay here I'll slap a baby newt over this fuckery. Was Rita Moreno previously booked? Or Chita Rivera? Or Iris Chacon? Or Salma Hayek? Or Charo? Or Skeletor? Or La Pequena? Or any bitch but JLo!
And where in Officer Krupke hell is Anybodys?! That boygirl was always my favorite. All Vanity Fair had to do was ring up Rojo Caliente. Rojo already has the looks and attitude to pull it off.
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Anita was the bitchy ugly one, wasn't she? So jlow is perfect.
Awwww, fuck. Since when is Maria a waif??? We are LATINAS. Throw this skeleton out the window and give us someone with some meat on her bones!
Camilla Belle is pretty but I don't know why I find her very dull... Obviosuly she's had a nip/tuck
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i'm offended that jlo is included...she wishes she were one tenth as talented as rita moreno...
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nice ass...when does it open?
I am never impressed with Vanity fair photos..they look photoshopped and overposed! Yuck!
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Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Ugh. Camilla Belle is hot, but she can't hold a candle to Natalie Wood. Sorry. Are you serious, Vanity Fair?
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Mmm Rodrigo is one hot bitch. But damn those photos are so horrendous and posed. Terrible just terrible.
j-low is a joke.
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I am with the person who said they don't like this family(the knowles). They are the type that think they are high class just because they have money. there's lots of rich people with no class out there (Ex: paris hilton) and lots of
Let the abominations continue. I myself can't *wait* for the Vanity Fair tribute to "Casablanca" starring Spencer and Heidi with Flo Rida as Sam.
And to think that they called Bergman and Bogie talented!
Submitted by Lala11_7 on Tue, 03/17/2009 - 2:34pm.
LOL. I know what you mean. They are all these famous kids who I take no interest in bc... they're kids! I mean, example: Taylor Swift (who's not in this spread). Her music is like reading a junior high student's diary. Who cares. I can deal with these kids only if they hand an adult the artistic reigns. Play a kid in a grown-up's movie at least. Otherwise, I'd rather watch for double entendres in any of the animated films from the past decade.
And weird that JLo's in this. Her skin's smooth enough but still looks older than everyone else.
Why is JLo here with all these youngins?
Awkward!!
Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on Tue, 03/17/2009 - 2:24pm.
Submitted by Chaz Fashionisto on Tue, 03/17/2009 - 2:21pm.
Unless I read it wrong, the musical is returning to The Great White Way. They're not making a new movie. This was just a photo shoot in honor of the Bway return.
Exactly! Why don't people on this board get this? To quote Huey from The Boondocks: Read, dummy!
Can't Hollywood do anything orginal anymore? Jesus.
Other than Jennifer Lopez...
Who in the FUCK ARE THESE PEOPLE?!?!
I mean...am I THAT far out of the fucking loop?!?!
Submitted by Chaz Fashionisto on Tue, 03/17/2009 - 2:21pm.
Unless I read it wrong, the musical is returning to The Great White Way. They're not making a new movie. This was just a photo shoot in honor of the Bway return.
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Submitted by Chaz Fashionisto on Tue, 03/17/2009 - 2:21pm.
It's just a photoshoot, she's only playing Maria in the pictures.
OKAY ..im sorry but do we really think that Camille can carry the role of MARIA!????? Those are huge heels to fill and they cant be amazing just by getting good Microphones. If she was smart she'd go take fashion lessons from that stylist dude Derek Warburton or something. Now that guy has some style and FO SHO could rock the heels of RIA betta! If you dont know who im talking about google dereklovesshopping.com or something. I think there is something about CAMILLE on there too..hahahahaaa GURL PLEASE! GET IT TOGETHAAAAA<3.
Jlo looks hot *runs away*
Wait a minute...they're celebrating the return of West Side Story to Broadway with an article that's basically about JLo? And like the other comment said, it's basically all young Hollywood in these pictures but she's somehow in it?
This is some Tyra Banks' shit going on here.
Well this is the closest that Lopez is ever gonna get to Vanity Fair-I bet she fancies herself as a cover story.
Problem is darling to be a cover story in Vanity Fair-dont you have to have talent and be interesting?
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What is it with this Camilla Belle chick? She looks like she has the personality of a wet sponge.
snowpiece on Tue, 03/17/2009 - 1:46pm
hahahahahaha....Can't wait for tonight, Randy Travis is the mentor!
They are singing Grand Ole Opry classics!!!!
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
I'd say you can't update a classic, but then West Side Story is based on R&J. And I thought Baz Luhrmann did a good job updating R&J. I'm conflicted, I guess. This update, howevs, looks useless.
hahahahahah Brandi! thanks for the chuckle!
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What about Tatiana Del Toro???
She would be PERFECT as Maria!
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
please send a zoom pic of the magical forest!
Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 03/17/2009 - 1:35pm.
Where's MiserAlba?
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Pouting for being rightfully snubbed.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Where's MiserAlba?
UGH if only Chris Evans had his arm a little bit lower we could've seen that Magical Forest leaping from the door step!! Probably wouldn't have done much for the gay rumors if we had though.
Don't know if I can really see him in a musical. Not a huge commercial one anyways.
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"I fucked your fake sparkly boyfriend and he loooooved it." - MK
Why not just make something new that is GOOD? Stop spending money on bad new old shit!
Cammilla Belle was on the radio once and had the personality of a dry sponge. She was so boring. Even the radio djs made fun of her for being so lame and boring. It was pretty hilarious.
Also I think they should have had a Hispanic actress as Maria. I'm sure theyre out there being ignored for lamer, more boring white actresses.
Talk about butchering something. So sad :-(
Talk about butchering something. So sad :-(
Submitted by that415gurl on Tue, 03/17/2009 - 1:10pm.
HOLY crap you are right...it is Brit Brit!
And then I said....I need a cold shower and a cigarette.
Submitted by quinnyk on Tue, 03/17/2009 - 1:11pm.
Submitted by Nanners on Tue, 03/17/2009 - 12:48pm.
Nothing's scarier than a dancing street gang!
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Nanners can i please use this quote
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Yup. MAMBO!
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Submitted by Nanners on Tue, 03/17/2009 - 12:48pm.
Nothing's scarier than a dancing street gang!
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Nanners can i please use this quote
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Am I the only one that sees Brit Brit in the photo?! Viva la Cheetos!
No. Just no. 100 percent. NO.
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Ugh, you know JLo had a fit because she wasn't Maria
Submitted by bensucks on Tue, 03/17/2009 - 12:49pm.
@ Momus the Sarcastic
I am Puerto Rican and I only use the term Hispanic, Latino/a in the Census or Employee Forms. Our background, heritage whatever you want to call it is different from a Peruvian or Mexican. Please spare me the whole hispanic lecture.
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Granted that your heritage is different from other hispanic cultures; but, you are still an American citizen and have been since birth.
Many folks believe that Puerto Rico is a country in its own right and not a United States territory. Many folks believe that Puerto Ricans are a separate nationality and not American citizens.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Awwwww - I adore West Side Story.
I gotta agree with MK - Camille Belle looks like a mannequin.
"And where in Officer Krupke hell is Anybodys?!"
I <3 you so much MK!
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I KNOW West Side Story & THIS is NOT West Side Story! I mean, please-JLo?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
And Camilla Belle (?!) doesn't have the emotional depth for Maria & she certainly doesn't fill out that dress like Natalie Wood
Also, where's RobPatt?!?
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Why in bronzer on the nutsack hell is she naked, but he's fully clothed? Take all them panties off, Zac!
VF is trying to be facetious. They put a bunch of talentless hacks in their mag to emulated one of the most successful movies and plays around. Does anyone not see the irony here?
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All musicals are pretty fucking gay.
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WSS is one of *the* best musicals evereverever - none of these people are worthy to recreate it!
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I'm having a douchebag sensory overload after looking at these pics.
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Douchechill!
Camilla kinda reminds me of a young Elizabeth Taylor, that sort of elegant youthful face. Except of course Camilla is tanner, and lacks vitality, why does young hollywood females not deliver anymore? Lindsay Lohan maybe a wreck but at least that girl has fire behind her. Ashely Tisdale, Camilla, and all the other new ho's are just so damn plain and boring.
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There is a special place in Hell for the editors of Vanity Fair.