Tuesday, March 17th 2009
Upgrade!
Guy Ritchie was all smiley while leaving a restaurant in London last night. Yeah, I know that look. It's the "I'm about to get my dick sucked" smile. You know his peen lips are practically whistling in excitement. And a few minutes later, Elle Macpherson came out....also smiling. The two apparently had dinner together.
While Guy's ex-master, Vadge, is slapping dicks with a piece who can be her grandbaby, Guy is playing with bitches his own age. And it must be a nice feeling to do sexy times with a woman without worrying about her biting your peen off with her vag of destruction. Not to mention that when he cuddles up on Elle, it doesn't feel like he's hugging a broiled piece of chicken jerky.
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Guy is smiling because sex is so much better when you can hit the sides. Even Madonna's backdoor is probably like a canyon.
Elle is no saint but she's a major upgrade.
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""While Guy's ex-master, Vadge, is slapping dicks with a piece who can be her grandbaby"
LMAO!!!!!!! man, dont be so hard on us Cougars!! grandbaby??? too funny!!! thats fucked up!
"The More You Know, The Less You Need"
Submitted by korupsi on Tue, 03/17/2009 - 2:21pm.
isn't his latest flame Jemima Khan? that guy works fast.
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He's been with Kahn, who was photographd back with Grant a couple of weeks ago so I wouldn't count on it, and Sam Wood apprently, who look sort of the same. And he was also doing his producer last week, Lauren something? He's definitely being playing the field and with better women (except that producer who was fug).
An upgrade's an upgrade. Go on wit'cha bad self Mr. Ritchie.
clearly Guy's got a thing for manly women. Elle is what I would consider a "handsome" woman...still, upgrade!
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"gimme back that filet o fish, gimme that fish. what if it were you hanging up on this wall, if it was you in that sammich you wouldnt be laughing at alllll"
At least Vadge was fun for a minute years ago.
Submitted by SICKITTEN on Tue, 03/17/2009 - 7:50pm.
Madonna must be one jealous bitch after reading this...Elle is way more feminine and beautiful than she is.
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True dat. And don't Guy know it!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
*envisions Guy singing* I'm gettin' mah dick sucked, and I'm gonna like it, I'm bustin' nuts now
*think Sandra Bullock-Miss Congeniality song*
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Madonna must be one jealous bitch after reading this...Elle is way more feminine and beautiful than she is.
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Not so quick bondagebarbie!
Elle might be more fem but Madonna has that facial bone structure that exceeds this new gal.
Madonna must be one jealous bitch after reading this...Elle is way more feminine and beautiful than she is.
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Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
It is wrong for a man have a rich woman or a woman have a wealthy man?
It is an absolutely extramarital relationship. but more and more services come out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship.
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I dont care what women he dates, the dude will always be a pussy - for putting up with Vadge for all those years. He shoulda given her one good slap on their wedding day to let her know who the boss is. But he didnt - he let her walk all over him. That aint a man.
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"Oh, really? Did she like it?"
"I just love being a whore - you meet the most fascinating paint salesmen and curtain-rod manufacturers!"
major upgrade. Poor Madge, stuck with her Jesus kid, who is pretending to be straight because she pays him. Cos we all know he is into guys right? It is pretty well known in the fashion world.
After leaving or reading a comment I always gotta hit the back button, and re click open post to see new comments, that normal???? Kinda annoying.
And damn, having a bad dealing with rich bitches day.
A what what in the butt...what what
Isnt Elle a bitch too? Even so, she is definitely an upgrade, although, I dont get the cuddle vibe from her either, so I bet whatever sexings go on are still sterile & mechanical & not very sexy.
This man went through hell with that vapid monster. He deserves a nice upgrade.
Guy Smiley indeed.
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Bottom-feeder.
This poor effin bastard deserves the best lay of his life, he's been through hell
Definite upgrade from the Gristle Monster. A yeti would be an upgrade from Vadge.
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Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. —Groucho Marx
Bet he never grinned like that after dining with Vadge!
What's up with Guy Ritchie and Sean Penn's leftovers? First Madonna, now possibly Elle Macpherson, They dated in 1995 for those who didn't know.
Guy is beaming. He might even be over the moon from that expression.
This would probably be an upgrade for Elle too, after all those years and two kids with Arpad, who is now engaged to Uma.
No gristle there
Submitted by lonestartx on Tue, 03/17/2009 - 2:40pm
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I'm not trying to be bitchy with you but I always wondered what I would do if I was shopping and I was told I had to get out before I was done because someone who is "better than me" demands privacy. I know for a fact it would not be nice from my part to them. I'd cuss a bitch out even if she allowed me to stay. That kind of sense of entitlement always bothered me. Why not come back after hours?
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Shit, anybody's an upgrade after Vadge.
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"Mah pussy's hangin' out!"
i hope America's economy recovery is as good as Guy's sex life recovery..
Definitely an upgrade for Guy. I actually met Elle in the early 90's during a swimsuit shoot in Dallas by accident. I was shopping for a on my lunch hour, she and her mgr arrived shortly after. Everyone was escorted out but, she was really sweet and said I could stay and continue to shop. Love her!!! I can totally see them together!!
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“I wouldn't recommend sex, drugs or insanity for everyone, but they've always worked for me.”
Hunter S. Thompson
No matter who he winds up with in the end, I hope this man is happy. The Lord knows he deserves it. He gave Mandonna the chance by believing she was human and marrying her. He should not suffer for the rest of his life for that mistake. He's suffered enough already.
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I like chicks who don't wear much make up.
A grade A cunt and a fugly douche. How exciting. Not.
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Let me dirty up your mind.
Its been six days since the last Brangelina post. I need a new one asap!
isn't his latest flame Jemima Khan? that guy works fast.
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why does steam come out of my vagina???!?
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So he's into women again? After muscleman Madonna I was beginning to question it. And haha, Elle and Guy, what a hilarious match up of names.
Of course Elle looks better than Madge, who only ever was marginally pretty at best. But I hear she's a bit of a cunt with a substance abuse past. Guy might be in for another ride.
It's the "I'm about to get my dick sucked" smile.
LOL.
Damn, I wish I could smile like that.
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What if the Hokey Pokey is All it Really is about?
For some reason I don't like either of them.
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Douchechill!
Yep, definite upgrade for Guy not only in the looks department but personality too. Although Elle is still a few years older than him, she is not as old as Vadge and looks way younger. I see a trend, Elle and Jemima Khan have the same look to them.
Honey, I've been stretching this body for yeaaaars - Blanche Devereaux
hey that would be a definite upgrade, no doubt
but that frontal combover is a "hell naw", he has more than enough money to buy some implants, I bet Madonna could give him some hair follicles...
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"Upgrade" is an understatement! I wish he would just totally rub this in Vadge's smug face.
that ritchie dude is a total p*mp....
I ain't sayin' he conned what's her face
but he did come out ahead on the deal
...now we know how the brits had an empire
...Once
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is in these up to his neck
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Go, Guy, GO! & flaunt the shit out of this! Your ex-cunt certainly doesn't bother to hide her fuck toys.
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
Oh, the Lord does work in mysterious ways! Go get em Guy.
Go on with your bad self, Guy, you earned it the hard way! she is so pretty.
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DG I think that was it LOL well, I was married 100 years ago! LOL
yes, Sirens, it's from 1994
I forgot the hotness Sam Neil was in there too. and I didn't remmeber the future Mrs Degeneres was there too.
Starring Hugh Grant
Tara Fitzgerald
Sam Neill
Elle Macpherson
Portia de Rossi
Kate Fischer
Pamela Rabe
Mark Gerber
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"I think you will know what I mean when I say this, is that Adam Lambert makes me feel like a young girl who has just discovered gay boys, and wants more" TWOP
laughing at the Madonna advertisement: its like she is giving them the 'who are you kidding' look
God shes so beautiful and cooool with it!!
I love the boots!!!
omg! it's like there are only 10 people in the world to date. elle breaks up with the father of her children and goes to guy. elle's ex goes to uma. it's so incestuous. date outside your species!
btw, elle is supposed to be a bitch and I use to be friends with her drug dealer. but i think in the end they deserve each other.