Tuesday, March 17th 2009
Open Post: Hosted By The Leprechaun Of Alabama!
Ever year on St. Patrick's Day (aka St. Drunky Day), I post this classic news report from Crichton, Alabama of a bunch of bitches who claim they saw a fucking leprechaun in the tree. No St. Patrick's Day is complete without two barf bombs in the toilet and at least three viewings of this piece of YouTube history. Why hasn't that police sketch been on eBay yet? I would sell one of my nipples to own high-art like that.
And whatever the people of Crichton are sniffing, they need to export that shit to other cities. Share the high!
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seriously, no fucking comment because if i start it's going to get out of hand. i can feel it
Submitted by Clarisse on Wed, 03/18/2009 - 9:39am.
The C Word,
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Son of a....it's hard not to click on the (most recent) comments though!
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A loaf of bread, a container of milk, and a stick of butter.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5jdP7HUPbVs
The C Word,
I'm with you. I am not giving that thing another ounce of attention.
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Not gonna post (directly) on Octomom threads anymore.
Do feel bad for her kids and the neighbours...they didn't ask for this shite.
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A loaf of bread, a container of milk, and a stick of butter.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5jdP7HUPbVs
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Submitted by Sheeps on Tue, 03/17/2009 - 11:13pm.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Tue, 03/17/2009 - 11:09pm.
Awwww. Not Angel! She's naturally high.
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crack comes from coca leaves
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Tue, 03/17/2009 - 11:09pm.
Awwww. Not Angel! She's naturally high.
Submitted by Sheeps on Tue, 03/17/2009 - 11:08pm.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Tue, 03/17/2009 - 11:03pm.
ahahahaha No way! What's it like? Angel says sober is the new drunk.
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The crack makes her talkative.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Tue, 03/17/2009 - 11:03pm.
ahahahaha No way! What's it like? Angel says sober is the new drunk.
Submitted by Sheeps on Tue, 03/17/2009 - 11:01pm.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Tue, 03/17/2009 - 10:53pm.
Happy St Patty's, Mr. Irishman. People in my meeting tonight asked me why I'm not wearing green. I said cuz I'm Irish year round.
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I said the same thing when people asked why I was sober.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Tue, 03/17/2009 - 10:53pm.
Happy St Patty's, Mr. Irishman. People in my meeting tonight asked me why I'm not wearing green. I said cuz I'm Irish year round.
Small, only comes out at night, in a tree, runs away when you shine a light on it? It's a raccoon leipreachán.
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Only comes out at night? Why am I thinking of Hall & Oates tune 'ManEater'?
Oh, Boomsy, no hotel jaunts IN THIS ECONOMY!
Hope you guys work it out.
Night.
Submitted by Sheeps on Tue, 03/17/2009 - 10:52pm.
Small, only comes out at night, in a tree, runs away when you shine a light on it? It's a raccoon leipreachán.
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Or an Olsen twin.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by SICKITTEN on Tue, 03/17/2009 - 10:48pm
LOL; no, but that was almost this weekend, though, because my husband was pissing me off...
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Remember, the early bird may catch the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese...
Small, only comes out at night, in a tree, runs away when you shine a light on it? It's a raccoon leipreachán.
Submitted by boomsy on Tue, 03/17/2009 - 10:42pm.
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When i saw this on the latest comments on the right->
I'm not Irish but I did
I thought you were gonna follow it with-
stay at a Holiday Inn last night.
I'll shut up.
Sleep pills hitting.
Happy Holiday Everyone
I'm not Irish, but I did have cabbage for dinner tonight.
OT: It kills me everytime I watch that video, especially the 'sketch'. I have to agree with that old lady; they all are probably a bunch of crackheads. Group hallucination or something going on there...
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Remember, the early bird may catch the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese...
Oh, FFS. This is my local news. Sweet Fucking Jesus.
Why ain't I seen the damned Leprechaun? Brother gonna have my back when I DO go and see him. Yessiree.
God, my melancholy Irish half really kicked in today.
I made the corned beef, listened to Enya, miss my dad (the Irish half of my genes), and no one else is home, so I'm ready to hit the Bailey's Caramel that's in the back of the fridge.
I've been on here forever but just changed to this new name because there are morons on other sites that use my previous name and I can't stand to think it looks like I said any of what they say even though no one cares but me.
I can watch this clip 10 million times and it will never get old. Haha!!
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is this post open?
i just have to say that i ate the best steak taco with a side of mexican rice that i have had in months, maybe years, from the place around the corner. thank you jesus. so good, i am still picking rice out of my bra. and eating it.
i am so sick of these faux mexican places that serve you the gringo rice with zero favor, crispy tacos and tasteless "beans".
also: i am *this* close to adopting (at least one, maybe two) pit bulls from the local shelter. very exciting.
*blushes* okay, carry on.
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i know you like to think your shit don't stink
but if you lean a little bit closer
see, roses really smell like boo boo
Aha ha ha ha, has anyone seen this car video on youtube?
http://www.youtube.com/view_play_list?p=DF4D037383DAA44A&playnext=1&play...
I can't even imagine how much that shit cost.
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Dick happens! - MK
HAHAHA I live in Mobile. I remember when this was on the news. People are idiots lol
Just say no to crack.
xoxoxoxox
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
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DAMN! I WISH I WAS AT HOME SO I COULD HEAR WHAT THE FUCK THOSE BITCHES ARE SAYING! *cries*
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For all you Alan Rickman lovers:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WoqgZ595PHk
!WARNING!: This video will make pie goods temperatures reach critical levels. Risk of pie goods explosion is high. Use extreme caution.
Please tell me this was fake. I can't even take it. LMFAO. HOT GHETTO MESS!
I JUST TRIPPED AND FELL FACE FORWARD INTO THE VACUUM CLEANER HANDLE, MY LIP AND GUMS ARE FUCKING BLEEDING. What a fucking waste of getting up and going to work today was.Wow. Minute by minute my lip is gettin bigger, but only on 1 fucking side,UGh.
A what what in the butt...what what
Submitted by Mel on Tue, 03/17/2009 - 5:27pm.
...he was damn hot in my dream!
I'm not trying to defend him AT ALL. If he really set his friend on fire, then he's a total fucktard. But that was reported on Wikipedia - so take it for what it's worth.
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"I fucked your fake sparkly boyfriend and he loooooved it." - MK
todays my bday bitchessss...now where da gold at
Jill-The-Ripper,
The Brad Pitt in 1993/1994 was HOT! Interview With The Vampire and Legends of the Fall are some of his BEST films.
Angelina's vagina has sucked the life and the majority of the hot out of him.
I am not responsible for my language today as, I feel like hell!
Stoney, pack his things and leave them out. Go have a beer now.
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"Hahaha....you are eating my caca and paying for it. Meeeeow." No gracias. MK
I rarely have erotic dreams, but in the past week I have had two.
The first one was a marathon fuckfest with the Interview With the Vampire era Brad Pitt. It lasted for what seemed like hours!
Even during the dream I was thinking "wow! I know I'm dreaming but this is GREAT."
The other night it was with my ex BF.
He slammed me up against this metal fridge, grabbed me by the hips and gave it to me right up against it.
I miss fucking him.
Submitted by Jill-The-Ripper on Tue, 03/17/2009 - 5:07pm.
You also get sticky fingers when you make soda bread.
Yeah! Why is that? It's like friggin epoxy.
Dallas - YEESH!! Watch your symptoms closely! If you think you are getting worse, got to the ER!
Stoney, I'm sorry. (((hugs)))
Fuck men. Go do something fun with the girls.
Stoney ~ I will come and put his shit on the lawn and have a locksmith waiting to change the fucking locks! Get his shit out of your house and say adi-fucking-os...........NO man is worth that aggrevation!
Submitted by cio on Tue, 03/17/2009 - 5:12pm.
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Whoa holy. The dipshit factor just overtook the cuteness factor. My crush be OVAH!
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If you're so stupid that you can't see a hole that big, then by God you deserve to fall in it. -Morbidosity
Thanks all on the kidney infection advice. I will know tomorrow! I came home today because I was in so much pain.
***gulps water***
This really pisses me off..........x17 is reporting that Natasha Richardson was flown back to New York so that her family could say good-bye. That, she is on life support and will be taken off tomorrow after her family has had a chance to see her! WTF! God, I hope this is ALL wrong. The media that jumps to these fucking conclusions and REPORTS it, should have their asses SUED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i just looked up jackson rathbone and found this:
In July 2002, then 17 year-old Rathbone, along with two other teenagers, was arrested on assault charges for allegedly dousing then 17 year-old Jonathan Perry with lighter fluid and setting him ablaze in a stunt intended to replicate the MTV television series, 'Jackass' [8]. According to reports in the Lubbock Avalache-Journal, Perry was a willing participant in the stunt and sustained 3rd-degree burns to 60 percent of his body [9]. Rathbone and the other teens videotaped Perry as he burned. Perry survived, but was horribly disfigured.
WHAT A FUCKING MORON!
PS- i guess he's cute
Bender: Hey. What kind of party is this? There's no booze and only one hooker.
Since we're talking about erotic/sex dreams, here my contribution.
My last hot dream involved Gerard Butler. It was hot, sexy and as we were in the act, its suddenly no longer Gerard but someone absolutely horrid and disgusting.
I make up an excuse to use the bathroom. I put on my clothes an escape out the window and find myself in the huge parking lot where I am trying to find my car to leave. 75% of my erotic dreams, the guy always changes into something hideous and the other 25% of my erotic dreams involve being in some sort of Pleasure Oriented Resort that's full of people having sex, and there's a buffet with gourmet food, and everything is just ornate and decadent.
I'm such a weird freak. LOL
I'm going to the bar. Thanks for listening.
*mumbles incoherently to self*
He parties practically every fucking night with his manchild friends, sometimes he doesn't even fucking come home, he doesn't pay his share of the goddamn rent, then he has the NERVE to spring a 40th birthday party/St Patty's night with the boys on me 30 minutes ago! Fuck him fuck him fuck him! I've told his ass to move out like fifteen times this month and fucker won't leave!
Submitted by The Real Mean Girl on Tue, 03/17/2009 - 5:01pm.
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Thanks!
Stoney- mental nutcracking out to your guy.
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If you're so stupid that you can't see a hole that big, then by God you deserve to fall in it. -Morbidosity
Stoney, get it out. We'll listen. Since I am staying lat at work today . sucks
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"Hahaha....you are eating my caca and paying for it. Meeeeow." No gracias. MK
I just remembered the album!
It was Sticky Fingers.
The one with the zipper that was in a plain brown wrapper at the record store.
http://www.criticaljunctions.com/uploaded_images/sticky-fingers_front-70...
You also get sticky fingers when you make soda bread.
Stoney, what is wrong girl?