Tuesday, March 17th 2009

Afternoon Crumbs

Reggie Bush & Kim KardASSIAN cheesing it up in GQ. These pictures would look a lot hotter if Reggie pushed that giant fart bubble in heels out of the frame - Popsugar

Aubrey O'Day whores it up in a car magazine. Why so classy?! - Hollywood Tuna

Out of all the fucking things, a wedgie almost ruined Dreamboat Doherty's career? - Towleroad

Anna Faris needs to let go of this "slutty sorority girl" look - Egotastic!

Julia Roberts is a bitch and I like it - Lainey Gossip

Kristin Cavallari calls acting like a dumb tramp on the beach "working" (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather

Call Hulk Hogan and pour your feeling out...or just call him a cunt - Celebslam

AC Slater and his hag go to dinner - Just Jared

DJ AM wants $20 million over the jet crash - E! Online

Jacko's face is going to look like a paper plate with two eyeballs drawn on it with a Sharpie - Hollywood Rag

The many faces of coked-out Blohan - Cityrag

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SICKITTEN's picture

That Tracy Anderson work out on lainey link is not gonna get you even near the ass of CoCo.

It's all wrong!

That's why Tracy, madonna and gwyneth do not have asses to die for.

I do, though. It's just 2 simple pilates reps

Rosemary's picture

wow parissucks....ok...i'll check that out

Rosemary's picture

Reggie I thought was usher. I knew who it was when I saw Kim. But I notied him first and I think Usher looked like that at one time (I dunno if he is stil built like that). The face from the side reminds me of him too. He's not that similar but I don't know anything about Reggie except he dates Kim and this is the first picture I have really seen of him......I've watched the Kardashians some and he doesn't seem to be on there , either that or I'm taking a bathroom break when they show him I dunno?

parissucksliterally's picture

rosemary, go to defamer.com and search for kim kardsashian.. scroll down to a car accident that she tried to speed through, while a man was laying bloody in the street. you'll change your tune about this selfish, spoiled bitch.

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kred's picture

Good, I thought I was the only one who HATED Julia Roberts, what a homewrecking whore.

Rosemary's picture

Kim does not bother me. People act like she is like Paris and she really isnt quite the same. yeah she is famous for nothing though

Rosemary's picture

I used to think that Nicole Richie probably lost out on having a "regular" guy like DJ AM and dating Joel was a mistake....but this was before DJ AM became a big deal. Of course he was never really just a reg DJ...at least not after nicole came around and probably not before so what was I thinking but stil I had some idea he was a nicer guy than joel and I was so wrong. that was before Harlow. I dont know why I think that I know people sometimes I don't know.....I think some of it had to do with Joel dating Hilary Duff and though she has never really done anything...Adam sounded better. I dunno what I'm talking about so...

parissucksliterally's picture

will Kim Kardashian PLEASE GO AWAY?
PLEASE?

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Rosemary's picture

ok all these links are whatever to me except the one about DJ asshole . 20 million huh....god. well whatever, it shouldn't surprise me, the fact that he's suing and alll....it really doesn't matter if it's 100 million....he still sucks.

Angeluz_4ever's picture

Oh Mario López is so the "Will" for Eva Longoria's "Grace", I can imagine those two sharing beauty secrets (You know the ones that make Mario look ten times better than Eva)

shandi's picture

Julia Roberts. Where do I start? No talent, not pretty, arrogant, overrated. She looks like a freaking muppet with that big trap of hers. She is a BITCH to the capital B!

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Bondagebarbie's picture

I hate Julia Roberts and think Anna is not quite hot enough to carry off that sex pot look.

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Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site_______Seek rich C om___last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now?
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letinstar's picture

reggie bush is hot chocolate yummy...
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Rican35's picture

God gives and takes. Reggie has a bangin body but he has a nasty, talentless, slut for a girlfriend.

Albatross's picture

Julia: Can't stand that egotistic, overrated hag. Plays the same damn roles all the time, and has to do that goddamn annoying horsey laugh in every fucking one.

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char's picture

Fag hag indeed.

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vivienne's picture

Reggis is HOTTTTTTT! I can't stand KK but that bitch has a bangin body.

JR is a bitch. This shouldn't be a surprise to anyone. The guy was just doing his job. Not personal, just business. These people are so damn self absorb and they are legends in their own mind. Btw, it is funny to me how these blogs have absolutely no problem calling out other celebs for being a bitch but don't seem to notice when AJ does it. Or it is an excuse for it.

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duplicity looks like mr & mrs smith meets derailed and gets fucked by the bourne series. i'm guessing that vera, the former mrs danny molder, is just ready for julia to realize how perpetually annoying she is. even newsweek (or is it time mag?) has a nice little write up on how julia needs to quit reprising the ingenue/self portrayal.

TexnDoc's picture

Michael Jackson is performing "50 shows" at London's O2 arena? He won't last 50 minutes for one show.

Khandi's picture

Damn Reggie, is an eight pack even possible!?
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Zappy's picture

@ Hekki

She was cuter as a brunette, which she was in the first Scary Movie. Now she's raking it all in playing the bimbo crap. UGH

Most of them go blonde because that's what they're all looking for to become famous. Only a few are brave enough to remain who they are.

xxyxz's picture

Krda

Okay...Good enough...lol
I'm doing well. I need to give you my e-mail
let me know when you're ready

Hekki's picture

I hate Anna Faris. I know I'm supposed to like her but I don't. At all. People just say she's hot because she's young and blonde.

Michael Jackson should just stop with the surgeries. He's past the point of no return. There is nothing anyone can do to fix his grill. Not a thing.

And I kept thinking about Lindsay Lohan while watching certain parade-watchers who were already acting stupid. I wonder what she's doing to celebrate her Irish heritage. LOL.

kdracofan's picture

xxyxz on Tue, 03/17/2009 - 4:20pm.
Krda!!!!!

I thought you liked our Kimmy?

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I think she has an amazing body but she has sold her soul to the devil all in the name of fame.
I give up on her.
How can she take pics with 'he pissed on me' boy? I can't imagine what her bf thinks.
(hi hunny! how are you!?)

xxyxz's picture

Krda!!!!!

I thought you liked our Kimmy?

kdracofan's picture

"Jacko's face is going to look like a paper plate with two eyeballs drawn on it with a Sharpie"

bawahhahahahahahahahahhaahhahahaaaa

kdracofan's picture

kim officially disgusts me

Manimal5's picture

What I like about Aubrey is that she has completely accepted her whorey-ness...she doesn't pretend to be anything else.

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lora's picture

ugh i hate kim lardassian!!! why michael why must you post stuff about that wreched talentless skank hoe? i love dlisted because u never post about that biatch. anyway i still love dlisted.

StickaCockinWoodyAllensMouth's picture

Julia Roberts mouth and face looks like OctoMommy pussy after pushing 14kids at once.
Fuck her!!!

Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.

xxyxz's picture

Snow

I'm having sad times on the Natasha thread

snowpiece's picture

xxyxz: what up, hoe lovah!?!?!? ;P
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Every time I hear Julia Roberts laugh I want to tear the ears off kittens and puppies! And those f'in teefs of hers! Piano keys aren't that long!

Green Is Good's picture

Julia Roberts is a bitch and I like it - Lainey Gossip
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Harken back to Julia's "A Low Vera" stunt. Spoiled Bitch supreme.

Eric Roberts got ALL the looks and talent in that family.

Horse Chompers plays herself in every film she does, with varying degrees of her phony southern gentile lady accent.

xxyxz's picture

SNOWY!!!
hi hoe

BettyCrockerPunkRocker's picture

There's a moment in the trailer for that new Julia Roberts movie where she is laughing like a hyena and has the most evil, demented look in her eyes. I imagine that was a momentary glimpse at her soul. ::Shudder::

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Clarisse's picture

Whatever,
Hmmm, Reggie is hot, but he ain't no Sweetness!

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snowpiece's picture

I'll take your word for it madam!
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shut the smurf up's picture

I think Kim is Absolutely beautifull, I just can't like her, not because of the sex tape, I just can't
I think whatever bloats your boat is fine as long as I don't have to watch it.

He Dicho! caso cerrado!!

xxyxz's picture

Thank you Madam ex

ILovePapaSmurf's picture

Yeah, Kim and Reggie look pretty damn hot in their photoshoot and I hate the hell out of Kim Kardashafatass! Seriously. I do. How in hell she got her claws wrapped around that delicious piece of chocolate it beyond me.

Lucky whore.
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Stoney's picture

*shifts uncomfortably in seat*

That's not a $20m case. More like $2-3m max. He's not that messed up and dint lose much income. The heirs of the peeps who died have far better cases. I heard that Travis's hand is messed up, but then I heard Blink is doing a tour, too.

Whatever's picture

Reggie once said he wants to be the next Walter Payton. He needs to get rid of the skank.

madam ex's picture

Kim and Reggie look smokin hot, I'd love to watch them fuck. And who cares if she was pissed on, it's hot yall, you should try it some time. I dont mean let everyone you sleep with piss on ya, but if you're with someone you truly love, it can be a very hot situation. (no pun intended)It's lukewarm, not hot. :)
And DJ AM needs a fucking kick up his asshole. Jerkoff doesnt even deserve the money he has made, he puts an ipod and computer together and thinks that makes him a DJ?

kred's picture

LMFAO - fart bubble

korupsi's picture

*replaces Kim K's face with korupsi's*

CLIVE!!! i had a wet dream about you last night!
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