Clooney Does Rooney
George Clooney might be on some of the best shit Chad has to offer in this vlog for NBC. Or maybe he's just got a bad case of the tireds because the gross bathroom next to his bed area is keeping him up all night.
While in Chad, George gives us a tour of the bathroom that makes him "ewww" inside. I'm sure George is used to solid gold toilets and bidets that squirt Evian up his ass, but that bathroom isn't that much of a horror show. My bare nalgas have touched worst toilet seats than that one (SHUT UP). And you haven't lived until you've flushed a toilet with a bucket. I had to do that for a whole year, because our super was a lazy boozer who told me just to "destroy the poop logs with my own piss." No joke.
For the finale of this video, George does his best Andy Rooney impersonation. George does a good Rooney, but there's also a little Jack Nicholson as The Joker in there.
And OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG, I just realized those walls have seen George Clooney's wang. They'll never wash themselves again. Not that they were planning to.
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i did the toilet/bucket thing recently for around the 3rd period of time in my life.
At least this time it was by choice. My tub was spewing water for days and i didnt feel like wasting more water so if it was #1 i just did the bucket thing.
(i too have a lazy property manager who would rather dogde you for days instead of dealing with a maint. issue. slags.)
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There are people in THIS country that live 10 times worse than that. It's not THAT fucking bad, George. Come on.
Did his PR hos watch this shit before it was posted for the world to see? Talking about his expensive hair cuts and disdain at using a water hose to bathe? Fuck, I've used a bucket to flush a toilet before. At least it's not an outhouse, you douche!
Why doesn't he take a week to live like the people he's constantly talking about in Darfur. They live in fucking tents, and are raped/tortured/killed at any moment. You're living a life of luxury compared to that, Georgie!
HAVE SOME DUMBASS WATER. - Charles Manson!
I find it hard to believe that I'm on a gay-oriented website or blog or whatever and not one of the commenting queers has heard of the word "Facetious." As in -- "lacking serious intent; concerned with something nonessential, amusing, or frivolous: a facetious person." After all the jokes George Clooney's made about himself and his fame and his looks...and you're taking this SERIOUSLY?
My dears, why not draw in the claws and take a think? He's FUCKING with you. It's funny...if you're willing to take it in the way it's intended, and his Andy Rooney shtick is the clue that tells you. Jesus.
I have used a latrine, bathed in the river or from a bucket of water whats the big deal?
I have also squashed on the bushes, and I survived gasp!!!
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
And is he forced to pay exorbitant amounts of money on his hairdo? No. I hope next time he goes to the salon they reverse-mohawk him.
George had a good facelift and if you look carefully you can see one of the scars right around the midpoint of the sideburn. George is a typical NWO phonie who never worked a day in his life. Now that his gravy train seems to be running dry Geroge has signed up on the payroll of the NWO Globalists.
Sure beats working for a living!
I am a toy designer that is required to travel to China constantly in order to afford her (luxurious) Los Angeles lifestyle of 1 bedroom + cat. The bathrooms in China (the supposed Super Power) DREAM of looking like this. It is a hole in the ground. Tissue paper is your responsiblity. This is everyday reality for the earths majority.
This man went on one trip and found it neccesary to broadcast to the world the discomort he was being put through.
If this world was not filled with douchebags it would take note and start seperating the the sincere from the transparent.
He looks a little...pooped.
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What a douchebag.
that was nice. I'd rape him in Chad-- yummy.
looks like the bathroom i used in dominica, hose and all. not that bad. worst bathroom i've ever been in was at a gas station in kentucky. shit, piss, and toilet water all over the floor. no door to the bathroom, just a shower curtain (wet?!) hanging from safety clips and fishing line. the sink didn't work, there was no paper towel or anything like that, and there was no toilet seat on the toilet. the water in the bowl was an opaque grey. i just bought a roll of paper towel from the gas station and shit outside next to the building.
Kudos to all you lovely Dlisters for telling him to get over himself...
On another note, I really hope he was just tired, because that was kind of pitiful.
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that was fucking funny! yeah im stoned, but still, my first thought was..... what the fuck is so bad about the bathroom? Looks like my house. So then, I was all pissed off, like, this dude can suck Brads limp wasted dick again, and then he did the Rooney impression and all I wanted to do was fuck me some George C.!!!!
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We are starving from the slowdown....though I do have some
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I love it when stars complain about conditions they put themselves in.
George, we get it, your out your comfort zone, but bitching about it, no matter how fine you are, is a lame.
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Why is he in Chad? Unless he's there on a goodwill mission to bring attention to the impoverished conditions in which the people live, as evinced by his bathroom tour, then he needs to STFU and GET OVER HIMSELF.
That said, yeah, the Andy Rooney impression is GOOD. I love that old hag.
How obnoxious. Has he never travelled anywhere in the world outside of his own circumstances before?
I hope the porn in his room was up to his standards at least.
What a fucking little cunt. "Nice." You know what asshole, there are people who would give their right hand to have a fucking water hose. Stupid fucking prick.
Who you telling to shut up, bitch!?
You're the one that's always sick!
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I have flushed with a bucket of water before...when I was a kid...I'm a country girl...Clooney needs to get the fuck over himself and enjoy the experience of a new city.
I like the fact the guys of "South Park" -despite having had Clooney do a voice-over on the show in the early years- wrote a show when the "smug from George Clooney" was drifting across the nation and "threatening to create a perfect storm of self-satisfaction".
Damn...bitch looks done.
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And George needs to stop bitching. Based on what I've seen in Kenya, that bathroom is LUXURY right there. Don't see what the problem is.
Has anyone noticed lately that Rooney is getting smaller behind his desk or his desk is getting larger?
He actually seems very human and likable in this video. He's quite funny and very non-celebrity like.
Um.....
That was odd.
George just needs to be grateful that he has indoor plumbing. I once had a friend tell me about a trip he took to Peru that involved pissing & shitting in outdoor trenches that had been dug out by the locals.
And the only thing that's missing from his Andy Rooney impression is the stalactite upper lip. I can never focus on his 60 minutes commentary because I can't seem to stop staring at his deformed upper lip. I just wish he would stuff some cotton under there or something to push the thing out a little & give it some shape. Or maybe try a little lip collagen. Something.
I wish Clooney would STFU and go away!
When I was 14 I got sent to one of those outdoor programs for bad kids. I spent a fucking month in the middle of nowhere Canada Boundary waters with no soap and no running water and no outhouse and no nothing. By the 2nd week, me & the rest of the kids (3 other girls & 4 boys) were dropping doucey's together in the woods and wiping with leaves. As in, we'd all sit together on a fucking tree and poopie while chitty chating about what fuckwads our parents were for sending us to this hell camp. Seriously. It was disgusting looking back, but at the time we were scared of bears.
So no sympathy for Clooney. None.
You must die. I alone am best.
Quit whining, George.
I know a female alpinist who had repeated attacks of diarrhea while in the middle of a mostly male 4-person rope team well above 20,000' on a Peru peak. You can't untie, cuz it's unsafe. You're wearing a harness around the waist and thighs, so you have to get the harness out of the way in a hurry. You hurry up and just deal while everyone else tries to think happy thoughts and focuses on the scenery.
He looks a little...pooped.
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TOILET TIMES
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MK said: our super was a lazy boozer who told me just to "destroy the poop logs with my own piss."
I miss New York.
LMAO! His Andy Rooney impression is pretty funnay.
However, I've gone camping with way worse tolietry/bathing conditions. Buck up, George!
Wait, was that his Malibu home or his Lake Como Italy home or his Lucerne Switzerland home or his New York apartment....oh, it was Chad. OK George, let me get my checkbook.
Who gives a rat's ass where Clooney is shitting these days?
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Clooney is more like 'shit in your pajamas'. He irks the crap outa me.
yeah, i didn't find it funny at all
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Damn, that bathroom was a little projecty/trailer park looking. I would be afraid to sit on that shit. Tourism in Africa must really suck. Except a few spots.
That bathroom was gross, but not as bad as I was expecting...At least there was a toilet & not just a hole in the floor & there was a shower with running water... The Rooney impersonation wasnt so bad either. I know so many people think Clooney is the cats pajamas, but he has never done it for me at all.
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Oh the tales of MK I look forward to every day. The toilet one is something I could relate to. Being Mexican rocks!
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Jesus, he hit the wall hard.