Wha?!!! American Idol Is Fixed?!
Some bitch with a slippery tongue who works on American Idol is reportedly jumping around telling everyone and anyone the final 4 on the show have already been picked, picked and picked. The loud mouth says that Jane Mancini, Glittery McWentz, Lil' Rounds and Danny "Makes Me Wanna Pokey My Own Eyes" Gokey will be the chosen four. When asked if this was just speculation, the crazy bird said, “Those ARE the people." Damn. Okay, okay...
She went on to tell the NYDN that the producers really want Gokey or Alexis Grace to win, because they "think they’re very commercially viable, have a good image and a great story.”
Fox refused to say shit about this mess.
So who's the babbling bitch? My guess is that Paula Abdul found the key to the medicine cabinet again, right? Give the crazy a barbiturate and she'll blather on until you shut her up with a Vicodin lolly.
Asking the question "Is Idol fixed?" is like asking the question "Does Simon lick his own furry nipples when he's alone in bed at night?" MAYBE (but probably yes)! Actually, I don't know. Does it matter at this point? We've already wasted ten million hours of our young lives, so we might as well keep on suffering. As long as the contestants keep sucking shit nuggets so that we can make fun of them each week, I'll be happy.
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"Submitted by ricki lake on Tue, 03/17/2009 - 6:17pm.
I think Taylor Hicks is proof positive that the show's at least not completely fixed. No one but single, middle-aged, chain-smoking, tube top-wearing, bathroom-blowjob-giving trailer park biker barflies could possibly have thought that Taylor fucking Hicks had a chance at being successful. C'mon now."
Well, Taylor Hicks is currently in the traveling production of "Grease" and has a new CD out that's actually not too bad. He actually can't sing very well, but I could see how he would have won.
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so that third guy with the squinty eyes and tongue poked out looks like an anime character...
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My goodness! You need to have a Paul Rudd-athon!! FABU!!!!
Snowy,
I knew you would be up in here raisin hell!! =)
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I've never seen this show before, but from the soundbites and photos I get from here, those photos seem to be of people from every single season ever aired. They always look the same.
Submitted by Vico on Tue, 03/17/2009 - 5:59pm.
He's hot, thanks for telling me who that is!
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Rickster: Right? I mean if they wanted to fix that season Chris D. would have won for sure! I am sure they do screw around with the results somewhat, I mean no matter how much I love Anoop, he's only there because the judges changed the damn rules.
I just have to add that last night there was nada on tv so I was watching Dancing with the Stars. OMG! what a bunch of crap! have the people who watch this ever seen So You Think You Can Dance? DWTS stinks like mothballs and denture cream, you can tell by the ads who the show is directed to, generation a.
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"I think you will know what I mean when I say this, is that Adam Lambert makes me feel like a young girl who has just discovered gay boys, and wants more" TWOP
Who the hell would be invested enough in this piece of shit show to care?
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 03/17/2009 - 6:18pm.
Farrah times! ♥
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And OMG!
Ricki Lake times also!
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Farrah times! ♥
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"I think you will know what I mean when I say this, is that Adam Lambert makes me feel like a young girl who has just discovered gay boys, and wants more" TWOP
Wow, why am I not surprised. And why is this show still on? A mess.
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I think Taylor Hicks is proof positive that the show's at least not completely fixed. No one but single, middle-aged, chain-smoking, tube top-wearing, bathroom-blowjob-giving trailer park biker barflies could possibly have thought that Taylor fucking Hicks had a chance at being successful. C'mon now.
also: this shit is a total DUH! I could have told you from DAY ONE that these four were the chosen few. DUHHHHH!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"I think you will know what I mean when I say this, is that Adam Lambert makes me feel like a young girl who has just discovered gay boys, and wants more" TWOP
ANOOP-DAWG!!!!!!! :)
I still love American Idol.
And being a Canadian.....Canadian Idol as well.
They are my guilty pleasures.
So pissed there is not a Canadian Idol this year....damn the recession!
oh, please! *shock face*
what's next? The Hills is NOT a reality show?
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Happy Birthday, in your kingdom by the sea..
Excuse my ultra beauty but that Blond bitch needs to step and it should be Alison!
And I am SHOCKED they would say such things like it's fixed.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
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hahahaha... so true
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that is hilarious. i do like her though. probably the least annoying contestant
Bender: Hey. What kind of party is this? There's no booze and only one hooker.
Dude in the upper right wears more make-up than any chick I know (and alas I know few lesbians).
." As long as the contestants keep sucking shit nuggets so that we can make fun of them each week, I'll be happy." WORD!!! this is what you haters fail to comprehend..... and to jim LEAVE ADAM ALOOOOONE! :P
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"I think you will know what I mean when I say this, is that Adam Lambert makes me feel like a young girl who has just discovered gay boys, and wants more" TWOP
Of course it's fixed. I've thought so since Chris Daughtry was voted off, leaving Katherine McPhee and the totally obnoxious Taylor Hicks. They didn't want an all-guy final, as Ruben vs. Clay had not exactly inspired great ratings, and they thought Taylor was more commercial than Daughtry. Yeah, how did that work out for ya, 19?
Wow! Another "reality" show being faked. I'm shocked. ;)
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Well, you know, even if this IS true, those obviously wouldn't be the final 4 anymore, as that would be way too coincidental and suspicious. I dunno though...maybe I'm naive, but I've never really bought into any of the "Idol is fixed!" conspiracy theories and rumors(and there are new ones every season).
And if ANY of those fucking hos takes it away from my precious baby Adam Lambert, I will hunt them down, slit their throats, gut them like a fish, and hang them, torching their bodies in front of their families before slaughtering them mercilessly too. Jk! Go Adam!
WHO THE FUCK CARES!! AND TO THE CROSS DRESSING LOSER WITH ALL THE FUCKING MAKEUP ON JUST GO GET YOUR FUCKING DICK CUT OFF AND BECOME A FUCKING CHICK ALREADY!!
Submitted by Mrs.TimDaly on Tue, 03/17/2009 - 5:58pm.
I'm rooting for Big Squares, I mean Lil Rounds.
LMAO! I'm SO calling her this from now on!
This shit pisses me off to no-end. Danny Go-geek-y used his wife to get on his show, seriously. Entertainment Weekly's Kristen (forget her last name) so called it. I hate that guy!
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Need some "Chocolate Thunder?" Click here:
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I got so angry I tore the Rueben Stoddard poster right off my wall!
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ES- that would be a young clueless paul rudd
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"So what was all that about enlarged holes and tight cracks?"
I'm rooting for Big Squares, I mean Lil Rounds. I wish they'd all get off the religious crap though; there are impressionable children viewing this television program.
Prop 8 is hate!
Vico, who is in your avie? Thanks!
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Aside from clarkson I can't name any other bitch that's won this show. As well I've lived in canada and australia and I couldn't save my life to name a winner from one of those countrys. So in conclusion I give this idol thing a big ol' pppppppfffht!
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"So what was all that about enlarged holes and tight cracks?"
oh please. i grew tired of AI two years ago. this show is so played out.
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I am with the person who said they don't like this family(the knowles). They are the type that think they are high class just because they have money. there's lots of rich people with no class out there (Ex: paris hilton) and lots of
I know nothing about this season, and I am glad about that.
These four look like a Classmates.com photo line up gone very wrong.
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Like nobody saw that coming. Especially after Paula was practically jizzing all over Danny and Adam last week.
Guyliner Lambert really annoys me to death.. he's a total wannabe skinny Meatloaf! Boo!
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They said the "2 Davids" from last season had recording contracts lined up from day one - they were right.
Or maybe it's Scream Queen Lambert's camp that's spreading these rumors so his two main competitors eat it.
OMG!Honestly, thanks...because I probably would have wasted more of my life on that queer show had I not known.
Miss those days of Vikes and barbies...
I can't believe this shit is still on the air.
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Glittery McWentz. LOOOOOOL! American Idol sucks. It needs to be cancelled already!
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Douchechill!
Glittery McWentz, bhwhwhwhwaahahah!!!
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